#she's fucking hottttt

[lavenderedhoney]

With all appropriate respect: hot DAMN 👀😳🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

- a.b.

Me @ my gf's ass: 🫡🫡🫡

#shes so fucking hottttt #reply #anonymous #a.b.

[marlenesluv]

omg hi babe loved the oscar smut! i was wondering if u could do a smutty smau about him. like everyone thinks his relationship is so wholesome and sweet (like shes the picture perfect housewife pretty much), but then their sex tape gets leaked and its NASTY and like some photos get leaked and her ass is all bruised

Leaked. (OP)

hi!! thank you so much! and omg fuck, i love this?! i read this and had to start writing immediately.

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

fc: no fc! j pinterest pics

warnings: i would say 18+, lots of sexual language, cussing, some suggestive photos

masterlist here -> masterlist link

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y/n.user: my sweet sweet boy and mimosas🧡

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oscarpiastri: i love you, my sweet sweet girl

↳ y/n.user: hmph🥹🥹

f1wags: the way she posts him >

user4: they literally have the most wholesome relationship on the grid

danielricciardo: i would actually like photo credits for the first photo😁🙋‍♂️

↳ y/n.user: i’m not adding that to the caption, but if ppl read your comment, they’ll know!!

↳ danielricciardo: oh😃

piastri.fp: y/n is so good for oscar. he’s so gentle with her, like wtf, don’t make me feel lonelier

user9: guys wake up, our fav wag j posted

f1editpage: this is why my page is full of y/n and oscar edits, they are too cute

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twitter:

F1 Updates and News @f1newsupdate • 3hr

Breaking F1 Oscar Piastri and girlfriend, Y/N Y/L/N’s sex tape is leaked!! It has spread wide and far over twitter and porn sites already….

The couple has yet to post anything on the matter. But explicit photos have also been released. Fans aren’t sure what to make of this. No one expected Y/N, the innocent and sweet girlfriend, to be in this situation.

↳ Papaya Boys @papayaboys111 • 3hr

“explicit photos” mhmm. literally photos of her bruised ass 😭

↳ Monaco Bby @monacomylove • 3hr

no cuz the tape was hot, and anyone that disagrees is a liar. the way he kept slapping her ass and then throwing his head back when she gave him head? i’m deceased

↳ F1 Fanpage @formula1fp • 2hr

i agree, i mean, they filmed it and put sm effort, i have to watch!

↳ Y/N’s Fanpage @fpy/n • 2hr

when oscar ate her out and shook his head? when she grabbed his hair and pulled?? when he said “go on, baby. you’re such a good girl for me, arent you?”🫠🫠🫠🫠

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oscarpiastri: whatever. at least we’re hot. you’re welcome

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user3: BRO SAID “you’re welcome”….. and yk what? THANK YOUUUUU

y/n.user: we did look so good

↳ oscarpiastri: we always do

f1wags: jaws = dropped (slay tho)

carlossainz55: i’m not even sure if i want to know

↳ maxverstappen1: seriously? you don’t know?

↳ carlossainz55: what happened??

↳ charles_leclerc: their sex tape got leaked

↳ carlossainz55: oh no! i am so sorry guys 😟

↳ landonorris: i don’t even think they care

↳ oscarpiastri: we don’t

y/nfp: y/n moaning is forever engraved in my brain now

↳ f1edits: oscar biting and licking her tits in engraved in my mind😵‍💫

↳ mclarenfans: how about when he said “come on, doll. you can take it, hm? my good girl.” 🫨

user7: you guys are really owning this, huh? as you should, it was hot and will be in history textbooks

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y/n.user: i guess we pulled a kim k👄

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user3: LMAO THE CAPTION IS ICONIC

oscarpiastri: come to bed so i can fuck you🤪

↳ y/n.user: 🏃‍♀️

↳ landonorris: have you two NO shame???

↳ oscarpiastri: not really

↳ danielricciardo: what do they even have to loose? their tape is already leaked, everyone knows

f1edits3: shameless, as you should be, that tape was hottttt

y/nfanpage8: everyone is talking about the tape, but not mentioning that it was literally 2 hours long

↳ papayaedits2: how is home girl even sitting? her ass was bruised as ffuuucccck

user2: these pics are slaying

oscarfans11: our girl isn’t as innocent as we thought, but i’m so here for it

francisca.cgomes: okayyyy, go off babe

↳ y/n.user: kikaaaaa

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oscarpiastri: i’ll always kneel for my queen

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y/n.user: 👸

*liked by creator*

f1wagpage: SHE IS A QUEEN

user3: kneeling js like he did when he took her thing off in the tape🤭

↳ formula1page: with his teeth🫠

maxverstappen1: you’re so whipped, mate. also, answer my callls??

↳ y/n.user: he can’t, he busy on his knees

↳ maxverstappen1: oh my god🤦‍♂️ i didn’t need to know that

mclarenposts81: i’m deceased, their tape being leaked is the best thing ever cuz now we have unhinged y/n and oscar

lilymhe: literal “it” couple

↳ alex_albon: and we aren’t?

↳ lilymhe: erm, we are the best, but they are the “it” couple

↳ alex_albon: oh

↳ lilymhe: no alex, it’s not a bad thing. i love youuu

↳ alex_albon: okay, i love you too

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snippet from interview with y/n y/l/n, talking about her leaked tape:

interviewer: “so, y/n, how did you and oscar react when you found out your tape had been leaked?”

y/n: “at first, we were a bit shocked and scared, wondering how mclaren and f1 as a whole would react. but after we realized that they didn’t care, since it was out of our hands, we embraced it” *laughs*

interviewer: “i see” *laughs* “were you afraid of friend and family seeing it?”

y/n: “oh, of course! but we both messaged our parents and told them so they wouldn’t stumble across it and not know what it was.”

interviewer: “and how about now? you and oscar seem fairly content with the tape being leaked.”

y/n: “well, of course it sucks, but oscar and i are hot, and we love each other. we’re secure in our relationship and our bodies, so we mind, of course, but we will continue to make light of it and joke around.”

interviewer: “i see. well, thank you for taking time to speak with me, y/n! enjoy the race, and i wish oscar luck.”

y/n: “of course! and thank you! have an amazing day.” *smiles and stands up and walks toward oscar and lando*

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y/n.user: back to our innocent posts (for now)

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user6: not sure if that’s what we wanted, but we love content no matter what. you guys are the cutest

oscarpiastri: my pretty girl ❤️

↳ y/n.user: my pretty boy ❤️

↳ oscarpiastri: oh yeah, i’m gonna need you to say that more

f1updates: you guys are too damn hot, wtf

y/n.fp: oh, we’re back to innocent oscar and y/n

danielricciardo: once again, photo credits for the first one

↳ y/n.user: what is up with you and these photo credits??

↳ danielricciardo: they are good photos and people need to know that i’m the one that took them

user9: i js wanna hear oscar beg to cum in her again

↳ user5: i just rewatch LOL. its like my cocomelon

georgerussell63: oh finally, i can go on instagram again

↳ y/n.user: you’re so dramatic

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x y/n #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri f1 #oscar piastri smut #f1 smau #18+

[wanderingconstellations]

FIRSTLY, HERES A GIFT FOR U

IM HERE ☝️😤

so yes!! battle lust reader! encountering our beloved scara or wandere (you choose!) during an adventure!

reader is basically famous like diluc, absolutely skilled with a spear and hand to hand combat, traversing around sumeru, inazuma, everywhere basically and during a fight against [insert whatever monster reader is up against]

scara/wanderer encounters reader who- was gashed up, injured, struggling to stand, panting heavily and absolutely horny, a secret side of reader only she knows—but ofc scara/wanderer appears

im sure you already know what battle lust means (since childe ofc 🤭)

so being affected with lust and adrenaline, making it sense somehow, reader unknowingly attacks scara/wanderer, it takes awhile to regain reader's senses but once they do, reader was already being fucked relentlessly- because scara had notice her palpating heavy breaths, sweat, flushed face, whimpering, grinning with every strike and hit scara/wanderer lands on her, all during the fight

basically, out of fighting, reader is has a good ass elegant and respected reputation as an adventurer, but scara/wanderer had just- witnessed such a contrast from the infamous adventurer, the reader... 🤭

YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?1!1?2 I HOPE YOU DOOOO (im kinda hesitant to be very detailed in asks since i have no clue if you like heavy details or not 🥹) ILY I HOPE WE CAN INTERACT MOOOREEEEE!!!!

THATS SOOOOO HOTTTTT 🫣

You were famous, known for your elegant skills and traversing to nation to nation. Though, you had a certain enemy that resides in Snezhnaya, one that you loathe. You never ever want to meet him.

While fighting, you ended up losing all senses to yourself. You were gashed, injured, and panting heavily. You were in a state of battlelust and while wandering through out the trees and greenery, you came across Scaramouche, the sixth of the Fatui harbingers. He notices your state for moment before you attacked him out of no where.

Luckily for him, he was able to dodge your attack. He scoffed and threw and insult at you, apparently wondering why the hell are you attacking him out of now where.

"Tch, what the hell are you trying to do?!"

Despite his insults you attack again, a grin was on your lips. This was out of character for the oh so elegant and well respected adventurer. You continued to attack him until he finally successfully attack you, ending up with you landing on the ground and him hovering on top of you.

You gasped. A lustful look on your face, you grinned, getting up once more and kicking him off his feet. You both continued this for who knows how long. You were in a state of battlelust, and it was visible on your face.

"It's pathetic on how much of a masochist you are. What would you do if everyone knew about the so elegant and well respected adventurer who was actually a freak in sheets?"

That was what you heard when you finally came back to your senses. Damn right, before you were getting fucked, Scara noticed how you whimpered and your flushed face whenever he landed a hit on you. He was weirded out at first but it somehow amused him of how you were still smiling despite your injuries.

Currently right now, you were gasping and whimpering at the feeling of his cock penetrating you.

"Ohh wow, finally back to your senses now huh? Well too bad, I was only getting started with you."

A cocky smirk was tugging on his lips, his hands on your bare hips were starting to hurt. Your breasts were out on full display, bouncing with every thrust Scara did. Your legs were hooked over his shoulders, you were in mating press and damn right, it felt amazing.

Your battlelust was whole different person from you, and he absolutely adored that lust you had in battle, that would give him a reason why to fuck you so senselessly like this, or maybe not but he doesn't give a single fuck. Your panting and whimpering look was already enough for him to know that you were enjoying on what he was doing.

"Ahh..I knew it, you wanted me just as bad as I do don't you? Don't deny it, your body here just wants me so much that it's clenching on me so tight, it's unbelievable.."

He was right, your cunt was squeezing his cock so nicely, taking him in greedily and milking him out. His fingers pinch your nipples, making you squeal and whine. Scara would be so mean, bruising your hips, pinching your nipples until it hurts, degrading and humiliating you, but it's not like you were complaining anyway.

"Who knew that the famous adventurer was such a cock hungry slut? Clenching and squeezing onto this cock like it's their last..Ohh..I wonder what would happen if people found out, would you runaway and come back to me just to get your brains fucked out? Don't be ashamed, it's okay. I don't blame you for wanting my cock this badly, you're my cock hungry slut afterall."

Him and his arrogant personality made you want to punch him, but what can you do? After all, his cock was hitting your sweet spot so nicely that you were spasming around his cock already, cumming and coating his length in your juices. He was taunting you, teasing and humiliating you, shaming you for being such a slut for his cock.

Your eyes were glistening in tears, cheeks flushed and nails clawing at his back. Your clothes were either on the ground or teared apart. Your tits were on display for him, bouncing with every deep thrust he made.

Scara gave a zap to your clit, making you shiver in pleasure as his fingers continuing to rub your nipples and fondle with them, his other fingers down on your clit and occasionally giving zaps to your sensitive nub, making you squirt on all over his abdomen.

"So dirty, squirting all over my cock like a filthy whore."

He scoffed, continuing to pump his cock into your drenched and abused hole. You were a complete drooling and babbling mess, quivering and overstimulated by how many times you came.

It was so good, so so good, your pussy was heavenly to Scaramouche. You were so dumbed out by his cock that you lost count of how many times you even came because of his cock and ministrations. The only thing in your head was him, one that you call your enemy, Scaramouche.

#genshin imagines #genshin impact x you #smut brainrot #genshin impact scenarios #genshin smut #genshin impact #scaramouche x you #scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #genshin scara #scara smut #scara x reader #genshin impact x female reader #fem reader

[facefullofsadness]

PHAM FUCKING HANNI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! OH NO SHES HOTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

#ffos rambling #newjeans #hanni #MY PRECIOUS BABY DOLL #WHY ARE YOU GIVING MOMMY #SHES SO HOT?!?!?

[rainbowdaisy13]

You find that picture gay? It’s not , it’s Taylor being sexually suggestive with a straight woman. It is geared for the male gaze and her young straight fans who gasp and giggle and write she’s so hottttt

Oh ok! I often take pics like this with my female friends as a 34 year old woman 😒 Also 100% straight fans don’t gasp and giggle and call Taylor hot, her queer fans sure as fuck do!

[zjpg]

just a girl

'photo creds?'

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[new years]

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addilynleblanc 2020 felt like an acid trip, so here's to 2021😁

tagged: arthur_leclerc, nolanleblanc, louisjuliusleblanc, pierregasly, landonorris, charles_leclerc, clair.newbet

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claire.newbet oh we are hottttt -> addilynleblanc so true.

user1 arthur didn't like???

user2 no pics with arthur this year ??? :((( -> user3 there was prob a lot going on, she tagged him -> user4 but she always posts with arthur during holidays

charles_leclerc how's the hangover?😁😁 -> addilynleblanc fuck off 😁😁😁

sebastianvettel I'm glad you guys had fun, Happy New Year! -> addilynleblanc happy new year seb🫶🏻

user5 no like or comment from arthur?

user6 pierre and lando in two pics, claire in a pic, charles in a pic, and still no arthur??? -> user7 why is this such a big deal to yall? maybe they didn't get any good pics. oh fucking well. -> liked by addilynleblanc

landonorris Charles and I look like we're arguing. -> addilynleblanc you were. over legos. -> user5 how drunk did y'all getttt😭😭😭 -> addilynleblanc yes.

addilynleblanc IF YOU'RE MY TRAINER LOOK AWAY.

lando Where are you?

addi charles forced me to go the store with him to get some tea i was gonna force you to join us but you nearly knocked me out when i tried waking you up also i posted on insta😁😁

lando Oh shit that was you? I thought Pierre was trying to be weird. Sorry lol Btw, what's going on with you and Arthur? You guys didn't talk at all last night?

addi oh nothing we're just having a moment lol when your friends from birth you learn to need some space from each other every now and then

lando You and Charles never have 'moments'

addi charles is like my therapist.

lando Okay, well I'm still curious about you and Arthur?

addi you can't hear me but i'm sighing loudly

lando i believe it.

addi it's nothing. or well it is something but idk if he'd want me talking about it it's a long story kinda and i'm just very confused

lando Is it because he likes you?

addi how tf you know that-

lando It's obvious tbh, that and I overheard him and Pierre arguing about it last night

addi ... what all did you hear?

lando You and Pierre kissed. Pierre told you about Arthur's feelings. Arthur didn't want you to know. And then you dragged me away for shots.

addi so you knew all of this and now you're texting me asking what's going on with us as if you don't already know?

lando There's definitely more sides to the story. Like your side. I'm curious.

addi curious or nosy? listen lan, idk why you're asking all this but i really just don't wanna deal with it right now. arthur and i will sort our issues out on our own. i really don't need anyone else but charles intervening.

lando I'm not trying to intervene, I'm just wondering is all.

addi why?

lando I have my reasons.

addi well until i know of those reasons, stay out of it.

lando Okay. Understood.

addi thank you. if you want tea or coffee we have a keurig in the kitchen, you can look through what there. just don't take my last mocha plz i tried buying more but they're out :(

lando Ew, don't even worry about it.

taglist: @love4lando @fairiepoems @leilanixx @ietss @charli123456789 @ayoanna @enhacolor @be-your-coffee-pot @alixnsuperstxr

#˗ˏˋ LUCIE. ❝ just a girl ❞ #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc #arthur leclerc smau #arthur leclerc insta au #arthur leclerc imagine #arthur leclerc #lando norris smau #lando norris insta au #lando norris imagine #lando norris #pierre gasly smau #pierre gasly imagine #pierre gasly #pierre gasly insta au

[m-ayo-o]

omg omg fortune and favor was so insanely hottttt did they ever fuck it out?

18+ fortune and favour original post: extension

oh yah, Toji stuck around and had a few drinks. reader got so tipsy she stripped off all his clothes and dragged him into the pool, where they started making out, totally oblivious to your few drunken friends that are lingering around.

you're in the water from the waist down, so no one will notice when he tugs his soaked boxers off and slides your tiny bikini to the side, fucking you against the pool edge.

he has to admit, he's pretty drunk now too, getting so turned on with how well his friend's gorgeous daughter is taking his cock.

"never thought you'd be like this, girl" he mutters, squeezing at your hips, his cock somehow swelling up bigger inside you. "like w-what?" "so flirty... and with such a cute, needy pussy" "yeah... m not like this, with anyone else..." you admit.

most of the time you really do like having some semblance of control. but not with him. you want to give it all away to him.

"well, lucky me, i best fuck you really good then... since you've had the hots for me so long" one of his black eyebrows quirks up, but you just bury your head in his chest. "come on, girl, let me fuck you properly"

so he carries you to your room, striding through the aftermath of the party with your legs spread around his waist, his cock bulging inside you with every step.

he gets you on your bed and shows you how real men fuck, how an older man can treat you, and you honestly think you'll never be able to go back to those sweet and cocky college guys.

you need Toji, your dad's friend who you've been crushing on all these years, to fuck you silly and teach and guide you, till all you know is how to pleasure and please him.

#i loved revisiting this thanks aaaaaa #toji imagine #toji drabble #18+ content #jjk x reader #🧃thirsty post #tw: sex #tw: age gap #em.chats ✉ #jjk thoughts 💬

[evansbby]

Ohk but how howwwwwww is no one talking about Ari blowing smoke on reader's faceeeeeee ohhh myyy fucking goooddd that shit is so fucking hottttt like- daddy please do it again 🥹🥹🫡🫡😮‍💨😮‍💨 dudeee- really just smoked weed in her from while she babily begged him not to and blowed the smoke right in her face for telling him not to do that in the first place 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 such a meanieeeeee and then he made her give him blow job while smoking tooo and the details like how he was guiding her with one hand smoking with the otherrrr sooooooo hotty so sexyyyy so out off the world hott is that🫡 soooo condensing 😩😩😩 I loveddd this sooo muchhhh and. When she asked him for a drag him saying no u r just a baby 😩😩 yaa what did he do nexttt blowed a puff directly into her face again??????? Did he blowed the smoke in her mouth because she was begging for it real hard too??? Godd that would be so sexy imagine doing that and then instantly fucking kissing her and then telling her to suck his balls now because he let her smoke(that wasn't but stilll he says sooo) and then he tells her iff she can take both of the balls together he'll let her have another puff and shee tries but she is just a babay so she can't do it but she tells him she tried😭 so she deserves a puff again and Ari has a soft spot for and find her really fucking cute so she smokes directly in her mouth again but no kisses 😩😩🫡🫡😣 uhhhhhgghghhhhhh he is sooo fucking hottt I cabt do this please he is soooo daddy

Omg I totally forgot about that part! I can’t believe I wrote that hehe but it was so hot! I just wanted to establish what a jerk Ari was but also!!! I know a lot of people have stoner!Ari fantasies since I’ve received a lot of thots about that, so I thought it would be fun to incorporate that into this fic! I’m definitely gonna include more of this in part 2 of Wicked Games 🫣🫣

And yep, she’s just a baby so Ari doesn’t allow her to smoke (really, he just loves having control of her and telling her what to do and acting superior to her lol). But he DOES reward her for sucking his dick by grabbing her face and blowing smoke in her mouth 🫣 and then fucking her all lazily while STILL smoking 🥺🥺

#tw weed #anon #wg ask

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

Miss Lalisa Manoban can have all my fucking money. Istg her solo performance was everything. She is soooo hottttt 😮‍💨💖

I can’t wait to see the girls live next weekend! 😤

#lalisa manoban #lisa blackpink #blackpink #lalisa #coachella2023 #pinkchella #not litg #not scts #tw: flashing lights

[sebsxphia]

Continuing with what another person said.

you’ve been bratty all day to everyone and not listening or taking care of yourself so they finally decide to send you to Phoenix because she’s like the top dom for you in this position, and you’re shaking walking over to her while she’s sat manspreading with a smirk on her face patting her lap ready for you to sit on it so she can tell you your punishment.

why are women that manspread so hot!?!!

-🦍

YOOOO WOMEN THAT MANSPREAD IS SO FUCKING HOTTTTT

PHOENIX MANSPREADING ?????? PLEASE MY COOCHIE

i can picture this so clearly and i’m shaking. she’d tuck your hair behind your ear and rest her hand on your thigh, giving it a rough squeeze. you can feel her packing too.

“you’ve been a fucking brat today haven’t you? and you know what brats get? punishment, sweetheart.”

thank you so much for this my dear!!!! 💌

#💌you’ve got mail #🦍 anon #natasha trace x you #natasha trace x reader #natasha trace #natasha phoenix trace #phoenix x you #phoenix x reader

[borathae]

Sa taehyung being into pubic hair is hottttt as fuck, he paints nudes with a little bush? I'm so feral

Sink why is this man the only character that has an extravagant amount of "very out there and unusual kinks" (nothing is shameful but you know what I mean, he's kinkier than the kinkiest of most ppl) but STILL SUITS HIM.

Any other character, I'd be like okay too much going on, but with him it's like fuck yes give me more kinky shit you sexy motherfucker and I'll consent to probably all of them because it's with you 😭😭😭😭😭 he's not even my bias in this story it's jk but everything he does is so 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

We didn't also talk properly about him slapping her thighs apart telling her to properly spread if she wants to take his dick 🤤🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫😫🤸🤸🤸🤸

I swear of a boyfriend that is in love with me does that i will nut on the spotttttt untouched! Water tap shit! ⛲⛲⛲⛲

@ mv taehyung please one night

RIGHT?? IT'S SO FUCKING HOT AFNDNF

Sink why is this man the only character that has an extravagant amount of "very out there and unusual kinks" (nothing is shameful but you know what I mean, he's kinkier than the kinkiest of most ppl) but STILL SUITS HIM.

BECAUSE HE IS THE SEXIEST BASTARD EVER AFNDASNF

he's not even my bias in this story it's jk but everything he does is so 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

ahhahahah mE hahhaha

We didn't also talk properly about him slapping her thighs apart telling her to properly spread if she wants to take his dick

THANK YOU fnandfan this shit kinda did something to me fandsnfa

#asks: magnus venatio #asks #anon #th thirst #thirsty thursday

[somewillwin]

lashana lynch has my entire fucking soul in her grasp (you should watch woman king because my god is she good in it) and carol x maria should definitely be a thing but also maria as captain marvel in that one alternate universe scene? was fucking glorious she was so hottttt

Lashana it’s such a good actress! I have been wanting to see woman king but I have no way to watch it legally yet (it’s not on my Netflix) and I want to support it so I’m waiting.

Maria was such a good character I’m so mad marvel decided to kill her like there was nothing else to do with the character. Assholes.

I need a series about her funding S.W.O.R.D like wtf.

#gabi answers things #Maria rambeau #such wasted potential #mad they also killed her in that other universe. #fuck marvel bro #give me my pilot wives #danbeau

[cleoselene]

Eras Tour movie

Taylor why do you hate evermore so much 3.5 songs is not enough imagine if we had a whole folkmore concert this is what could have been

really wish she had just played the piano for "tolerate it" lol that community theater shit was cringe, Just not enough of Taylor + instrument in this show all around, but especially at the piano

could have lived without the entirety of the 1989 set I feel like I'm on crazy pills when I hear music from that album and realize that it's everyone's favorite. world your taste is bad!

this really is just a greatest hits concert which means it was never gonna really do it for me but I think she looked and sounded really good! I will hold a grudge forever that we will never see her perform 3/4 of evermore as an album live (no, I don't count fucking bootleg fancams as a real live performance for everyone) but C'EST LA VIE.

ALL TOO WELL WAS WONDERFUL. So was "willow." I enjoyed the entirety of the Midnights set but AGAIN WHERE IS MAROON? WHY DO YOU IGNORE YOUR BEST SONGS GURL?

would've could've should've Maroon High Infidelity evermore ivy cowboy like me the lakes right where you left me Cornelia Street Paper Rings

her neglect of the 3AM songs vexes me

all of these songs needed to be there and were not and now I really feel we will never ever get live versions and it makes me sad.

the costuming is stunning, just stunning.

Vigilante Shit was hottttt

appreciated how she wore sensible shoes for many sets! she sounded great. like her vocals have really stepped up and I can tell she's worked hard on it, bravo Taylor

#really if you'd given me that evermore long pond it would have been minimal effort and I would have shut up forever #taylor swift

[harryfeatgaga]

this for harry in general but thinking about college boy plugrry who would have it baddddd for you 😮‍💨 he doesn't care if anyone knows he's wrapped around you finger. anything his girls wants she gets. especially during sexy time 😋 you're telling him "fuck me harder..." he's going hard you're pushing his head down oh hes readyyy

UGHHHHUFJNHBHJNBHHH THATS SO FUCKING HOTTTTT HELP MEEEEFRDFGV

#harry concept

[mccoys-killer-queen]

Seeing Kix in concert (PART ONE)

At my normal venue (this was rescheduled from August bc their drummer had covid at the last second) and I was arranged to photograph the event for my portfolio

I had to wait for a table at the venue restaurant so I figured hey I might as well put my chair up bc I BROUGHT A CHAIR THIS TIME so I claimed my spot and doodled a lil before going up for lunch

two other people were in the VIP line at the time so they were watching my seat

everyone in the bar was watching the Phillies game and for once in their lives they were winning so everyone kept randomly shouting in unison and scaring the shit out of me every time without fail

when I came back down to the line after lunch, Cherry was there again with her bf who she doesn't like

she elaborated once he was gone somewhere that she "needs a rockstar" and that the night before at the Skid Row concert someone asked if she was married and she said "no I'm single" with her bf next to her so EEEEEEEETHEYFINNABREAKUP

Cherry also iNSISTED I join them in the VIP line (because she's allowed to bring in guests) so I could come in early

the same box office bitch who let me in 10 minutes early for LA Guns bc of my photo pass told me that the pass doesn't let you get in early so what the fuck were you doing then?

the female gen x-ers with their beer in line calling me special bc of my pass

immediately after I got scanned by security one of these ladies says to the guard "did you see her? she's special :)" in all seriousness

my spot was essentially front and center and the exact same spot i was in exactly a week ago

they were selling patches at the merch stand I got one I'm so happy :DD

so when the show got postponed in August was already AT the venue that afternoon bc it was THAT last minute so I went upstairs and sulked at the bar essentially and my same bartender was downstairs and he remembered me sroginstogintrshrth

it just so happens that the only other photographer in the crowd was standing right next to me LMAOOO

turns out she also follows my insta page???? I was like H O W and she def made me feel like a fraud bc I know nothing about cameras I just wing everything I do and ppl like it i guess

the venue manager calling himself the opening act bc there was no opening act

bro. bro. when Steve McFuckingMcWhiteman came out I knew it was over for me. this mf comes out in a bright red sequin jacket and a bright red waistcoat and a bright red button-up and- and,,, I was like "uh oh" bc I was nOT EXPECTING HIM TO BE SO SHINY

a fellow photographer friend warned me months ago about Steve moving too much and being hard to capture and o h. m y g o d. she was,,, far too right about that.

Steve dances like Luke Spiller yet hE'S 66????????????

Steve is also so SMALL??? LIKE HE'S A VERY SMOL SKINNY PETITE MAN I FEEL LIKE IF I BLEW ON HIM HE'D BLOW AWAY ALSO HE'S GOT THEE TINIEST, CUTEST LITTLE BUTT????? HOLY SHIT I NEVER GOT TIRED OF HIM SHAKING IT OR GYRATING

this whole post is gonna be me ranting about Steve I'm not sorry I've got a thing for old dorky long blonde haired frontmen and I've got it bad

His pants had a zipper that went all the way down his crotch and up his ass

every 3.2 seconds he'd be winking or wiggling his eyebrows at the crowd and I could not take ittttterwftgrlnbt

during No Ring Around Rosie- "she'll shake her hips and make a blind man blush" *shakes hips real fast* me: 8#| **OH NO HE'S HOTTTTT**

I was right in front of Mark and so was the photographer next to me and I felt like we were both pointing guns at him like 8D "remember us?"

after the opening songs Steve said how he had to fix his belt

Steve: 🎶"Stevie's pants are falling down, falling down, falling down- and now I need to buy a new belt"🎶

THEY WERE PROBABLY FALLING DOWN BC HE'S SO FUCKING S M A L L I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY PURSE AND TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME WINERIOEGNOENGW

he then proceeded to go "I need to fix my pants" and fucking smirked and unzipped his crotch and tried to put the microphone in there I hate him so much

"if I zipped any further you'd just see my buttcrack- which isn't a lot it's about this big" *holds fingers maybe 5 inches apart*

Steve telling the crowd how they had to "reschedule the date because I had the shits." *proceeds to make D I R E C T eye contact with me while standing right in front of me*

in school they don't teach you How To Properly React When The Cute Singer Of The Famous Band You're Seeing Makes Direct Eye Contact With You In The Crowd And Tells You He Had The Shits so I just kinda mouthed "oh no" at him

"That doesn't mix well with rock and roll bc when you're jumping around it just-"

at the end of the show he said "hopefully I don't have the shits next time"

In the parking lot after the show Steve said "I was just kidding about the shits, you know" (yes, I knew that, but way to take the heat for Jimmy, Steve)

Steve was picking on so many people in the crowd I was in tears from laughing so hard

he was picking on the grouchy old lady front and center on her phone and was like "pUt yOUr DaMN pHOne AwAy- pEOpLe ON thEiR GOddAMn phOnes"

he was also picking on people who were wearing band shirts that weren't of Kix- "Guns N Roses, fuck em' they're not here, Tesla, fuck em' they're not here, KISS, fuck em' they're not here-"

he kept trying to get the boyfriend of the girl next to me to smile and again I was fucking crying

there was a guy in another band shirt who he referred to as "the guy in the Dingbat shirt" and this guy was basically a legend during the show

Steve reaching out to someone in the crowd who was reaching out to him saying "what do you want- to shake my hand or touch my balls- if you can't do both you don't get either"

someone in the back of the crowd going "WHERE'S RONNIE" and Steve going- *drinks water* *swallows water* "SHUT UP <3"

ALL THINGS ASIDE THEY SOUNDED SOOOOOOO GOOD like especially Cold Shower bc hrhrggrrgrhhhhhhhh low register at the end

(at the end of every song) Steve: tHANK YOU crowd, in unison: YOU'RE WELCOME

Steve coming out in the Girl Money glasses:

Steve and Mark trying to do the whistling at the end of Girl Money and giving up

Steve making the sections of the crowd compete by singing The Itch

Steve's dumb little shuffling of his feet taking him across the stage

he introduced Wheels in Motion by saying it's off the Rock Your Face Off album and when I went WOOO he was standing right in front of me and pointed at me and said "you like that?" and I went YEAH????

I did blow him a kiss at one point and he mouthed something at me but I couldn't tell what it was ughhhhh it was probably thank you or IDK UGHHHHHHHHH

as the show went on another layer would come off of him and HE CAME OUT FOR COLD BLOOD WITH ONLY THE BUTTON UP LEFT ON AND HE HAD IT UNBUTTONED AND PARTY NIPPLE WAS O U T I WAS SCREAMING

Steve making the guys and the girls do harmonies in Cold Blood

"okay now just all the good lookin girls"

"OKAY NOW ALL THE GUYS WITH BIG DICKS-"

"okay now all the guys with the really SMALL DICKS- *they sing* there's always someone, thank you"

before closing with Blow My Fuse, Steve made the announcement that "we don't do encores,,, we think it's stupid to pretend we're walking offstage stand over there with those two guys (tech guys) - who don't really like very much- for a few seconds, and then come back out and play another song- so after this one- that's IT, we're done"

I got in the photo of the band again wheheheheheheh

I got to fist bump Brian and Steve uwu

I got one of the setlists

#concerts #concert log #concert #kix #kix band #terra you'll be happy to know i DID find hot old men at this one

[loveyourownsmiilee]

But also gimme pissed buck and not to be that person but pissed buck is hottttt

Idk how ima be paying any attention to their breakup if indeed Buck is pissed at her. Because you’re absolutely right and pissed Buck is sooo fucking hot 🥵🥵 like I guess better for us bc we won’t have to watch the other one try to act. But I want him so mad at her and I want him lashing out on how unhappy he’s been with her bc she’s just not the right partner for him, and how she’ll never change. Gimme pissed Buck dammit!

#juju answers #anon asks #anti bucktaylor