#she will only do it on carpet

[invisible-pink-toast]

halle bailey wearing nautical themed dresses to the little mermaid premieres brings me so much joy

#i will never understand!! why people don't do this!! #like you could wear anything why not wear something to premiere's that suits the theme of your movie or is inspired by your character!! #the only other person who i can think actually did this was zendaya with the spiderman premiere #also had to obviously go through photos of halle for this and omg she is so so beautiful #halle bailey #the little mermaid #little mermaid #live action little mermaid #little mermaid 2023 #my post #ariel #red carpet looks

[themakeupbrush]

Raline Shah at the 2023 Cannes Film Festival

#Raline shah #not only did she do a photoshoot #she gave us a jewelry focused closeup #Cannes #Cannes 2023 #cannes film festival #red carpet #jewelry

[dayurno]

what are your fav crack ships of aftg? personally me i love allison and kevin two bitches slaying love to see it

WHEHE well obviously its kevseth to me im too invested in the lore i made up in my head with @rabidfoxt to ever actually answer anything else when it comes to absolute favorite, i think hardly any other interactions in the book beat "i'm sick of him getting everything he wants because he's kevin day". like the jealousy! the tension! the hatred! the resentment! you have everything i want and i dont know what id do with myself if i wanted you too. you couldnt believe in me if you tried so i will make you hate me before you can get to that conclusion yourself. LIKE ITS PERFECT. ITS PERFECT

other than that though. (grabs you by your cheeks) listen to me. kevrenee. kevrenee is good and true. kevin acting out and being met with affectionate patience. trying to get renee to snap and hurt him and realizing she's not going to. knowing she COULD hurt him, knowing the extent of her mercy when she chooses not to. It's Real. It's Too Real. renee couldnt fix him but she could make him believe in a kind god when he looks at her

also if im being EVEN MORE real its kevjeanrenee. but i will abstain from sounding insane on main

#i love kevallison too its just that kevrenee man. hits different #its about immovable object vs unstoppable force #its about being annoying and callous and a brat and seeing renee not once raise a hand to hurt him for it #its about letting her gather him in her arms and run her nails down his neck and know she could snap it #its about renee rubbing her thumb against the corner of his eye and saying quietly under her breath #'you really are pretty' #DO YOU GET IT. DO YOUUU #(panting) (shaking) its about believing in a god only when renee says he should #asks #kevrenee #IM REAL. IM SO REAL #kevin could be her little bird. he could be her little songbird. if you even care #plus they could wrestle and get real sexy about it. maybe she could hold his face to the carpet idk idk. ass up face down pretty boy #im like if the oracle from greek mythology was an autistic high femme

[problemsynth]

unfortunate news for the one ghoul in the campaign that managed to hit one of the two triggers for Solaire's anger. and the worse one to hit at that. the second one she can be talked down from (with difficulty), not this one though. this is the "i am going to ruin everything you value and then kill you" trigger.

#me when im #literally the only things anyone in the campaign could do to piss sol off is #dominate sol #or hurt her ghoul bestie #and like he dominated sol. the worse option. #she will let literally anything else go #shit on her carpet? ah we all have days love #break the masquerade? slap on the wrist #invite hunters into her house? well thats rude but hunters are her favourite prey. #the one revenge trigger she cant be talked out of #woof.

[rxttencaviar]

ngl, miri has a teeeeeeny preference for fucking virgins (classic definition, since miranda is also technically still a virgin in the eyes of the merkingdom...... despite the fact that she absolutely has an active sex life, standard for royals)

mostly she just likes the intimacy of it. she likes the excuse to roll out the red carpet and make it something fun and good, not necessarily out of any specific sanctity for the first time, but for the same reason you might have a watch party with snacks and get especially comfortable with a friend when you're showing them your favorite movie for the first time. you love it, it's great for you, and you want them to have a good time too, and a good introduction is part of how you help someone love something.

she likes being able to take it slow, to talk them through it. let her confidence show, for sure, but in the more passive way that she only really gets to show off when shes around friends, where she knows what she wants and isn't afraid of everything and is doing something that she's very familiar and self-assured in, that kind of thing.

it's intimate, it's cute, it gets them squirming and flustered and a little overwhelmed in the sweet way that gives you a thrill. she can get them situated on a comfortable bed or couch or other platform with cushions so that they can relax down into it and melt against her. especially she likes how quickly they go limp, exhausting themselves, how easily she can fuck them into sleep. she likes how little self-control they've learned yet, how loud or quiet they can be and to watch their own reactions to all these new sensations that they're discovering for the first time. she likes to especially show off at how good she is, demonstrating exactly what she can do with her tongue or her dick, for instance. partially, yes, because she retroactively likes to ruin all other later partners, who cannot do the exact same things as her and setting their expectations too high, and it really does stroke her ego, but also because of just how big the wow factor is when she can show off how good it can actually feel to do it with a partner.

it's also just adorable how cuddly and sappy they get with her afterwards, and she likes how much they cling to her, how they look at her afterwards, when they're too wobbly and out of it to hide their adoration.

#all the care guide says is 'biomass' #miravi.txt #because Yeah aaravi is a mega virgin for multiple reasons- #not that miri knows beforehand ofc. it only comes up right up before theyre about to fuck for the first time #and miri's immediate reaction is. of course. #''>:oooo i should have rolled out the red carpet for you!! i should have made this special!'' #and aaravi kinda wants to smack her #because of the things that lead up to their first time together basically WOULD be rolling out the red carpet #miri's just an idiot and if shes not doing the Very Best Ever then shes not doing ENOUGH #aaravi loves her wife but she is also still a failwife

[aroacehanzawa]

rant

#i am sooooo annoyed with my flatmate #who never cleans or does anything for the household or rather her idea of 'cleaning' is wiping down the surfaces maybe twice a year #never cleans the kitchen surfaces after cooking except she only does a mass meal prep like once a month and then leaves a mess #while knowing that i always clean after myself and i cook like every other day so i end up hacving to clean her mess too #because if i point it out she'll be like oh it wasn't me #we only have one other housemate but they're a postgrad who is rarely home and mainly eats ready meals #seriously this person is disgusting like they will leave a pile of dirty dishes for weeks #and they even leave the sink dirty after washing the dishes??? #like i get that you don't always have time or energy to do chores because of mental health or studies #but this person dropped out of uni like she isn't even studying meanwhile i have four exams to study for rn #i just think that when you're living with other people you have to put an effort to keep communal spaces clean and be considerate #like i've been cleaning the bathroom almost all the time this semester so i finally asked her to do it and she said she'll do it today #i got home and she only bleached the toilet so i was like how come you didn't clean the sink? #and she was like oh i just bleached the toilet so now i'm taking a break and watching a youtube video :) #like?????????? and then she never continued the cleaning?????????? #she also keeps wearing shoes indoors like idc if ahe wears shoes in her room but i've said again and again to please not wear shoes indoors #in the hallway/kitchen/bathroom because it's disrespectful in my culture (and we have CARPETED floors) #and she keeps doing it and even steps inside my room with shoes #or when the other day i was sweeping the kitchen floor and she just walked in with her shoes and didn't even more away when i was cleaning #my good friend actually lived here too before she got fed up with this person and moved away #because this person lied to us so much about how often they clean things and basically gave the wrong impression #she also broke my spatula and lied about it and ate my friend's food and lied about it and used up my ingredients and lied about it #and also complained behind my back that i was 'so annoying' for not answering the intercom when HER packages were being delivered??? #and she claimed that i was cranking up the energy bill because i keep the heating in my room at a normal level during winter #because she likes to keep her room freezing cold and she also keeps her room in pitch darkness and would complain #that me having the lights on in my room like a normal person increases the energy bill??? like yeah that's literally what i'm paying for? #she also got mad at me for throwing out a literally MOLDY sponge because she was 'still using it' like FOR THE DISHES? THAT WE EAT FROM??? #i am so sick and tired of this person i cannot wait to move out in 3 weeks

[quotidian-oblivion]

Dilemma:

Let Them Be Brothers series spoilers

Yk how in the most recent fic, the boy in the cell, tim has his memories fucked with and reverse-lazarus liquid poured on him to reopen his belt scars?

Yeah well, guess who forgot that that shit has after-effects and has completely written and polished the next fic in the series.

You'll never guess.

Ever.

I fucked up.

#quotidian writes #or not writes #quotidian is a silly forgetful dumbass #because she wanted to finish the series already #BECAUSE THE FACT THAT ITS TAKING MORE THAN A YEAR TO FINISH IT IS EATING AWAY AT HER BRAIN #AND MAKING HER GO FERAL ENOUGH TO WANT TO EAT CARPET #BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN THINGS GO OFF SCHEDULE #SO SHE'S JUST SITTING NOT DOING WORK AND GOING “MGMHMHGMHMGMHMGMHGMHM” #QUOTIDIAN VOID IS NOT DOING OKAY #its the stress guys #and i also have to put on a coat which i have to wear for 9 days #only one person as of now will get that reference #hi person #quotidian is broken #she craves isolation and chocolate milk #two things which are very easy to get #BUT SO FUCKING HARD AT THE SAME TIME #bghefrodanetgr #im good guys i'm just gonna go and burn myself out bye! #take careeeeeee! #the carpet eating series

[elytrafemme]

every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't

#neg #omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends #should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh #we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone #can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH #she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!! #anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character! #sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych #but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets #he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT #they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay #enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over #where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis! #i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions #the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e #i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness #i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too. #actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually #and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3 #i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO #this is nawt public property but the paints so nice

[jonquilandlace]

I'm spending time with my family and we're watching Singing in the Rain because my mom was feeling sentimental (I've never seen it before), and as a pansexual my gaydar has NOT STOPPED GOING OFF FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS

#sincerely the two lead guys are just. closeted 1930s hollywood gays. #and this girl is SO CLEARLY a 1930s lesbian #like homeboy the lead blatantly looks at the famous leading lady asks her what she's doing tonight and when she says shes free he goes #ah! shame i'm not! #proceeds to go to the red carpet with both her and his best friend #only introduces his best friend (a man) to the announcer #meanwhile when he meets the lead girl #she can't remember who he is #but clearly recalls the face and name of his female co-star #like #sounds minor now #but for the 30s #theyre so gay #and i love them #singing in the rain #additions: #where'd miss seldon go says leading man #coworker: sorry she just bolted *seductive voice* anything I can do? #leading man: sorry I've got to go #jonniejonniejonquil

[milo-is-rambling]

Nothing like some light substance abuse to really make you feel like a child again

#me sitting in my room shaking in silence after turning all my lights off quickly and locking my bedroom door and holding my breath as my #mother turns the light on outside to let the dog out and the light between the blinds comes pouring into my rook #on the carpet I see her shadow as she walks past #minutes feel like hours as I wait for her to sulk away back to her cave. I open my bedroom door to sneak away to the bathroom and the light #from the kitchen is visible in the hallway. this feels like a personal attack when you’re a child sneaking around in the late hours. it #feels like we’re two mountain lions claiming territory in this house and you are cornering me in my bedroom just like when I was a child #I am typing this from under three blankets layered over each other to hide the light from my screen (with reduced white point) just in case #my mother walks outside near my window or near my bedroom door. #I feel so connected to my childhood self right now. sitting in the dark room with the only light coming from one window with the blinds draw #n. just the outline of each individual blind. and the light pouring in from under a locked bedroom door. if she knocks you have to answer. #if you don’t answer she will unlock it herself. locks never meant privacy in my home. I remember that clearly. #there was a lock on my childhood bedroom in my house in Maine. locked from the outside not the inside. they could lock me in but I couldn’t #lock anyone out. to be fair I had a habit of getting up in the middle of the night sneaking to the kitchen and eating slices of processed #individually wrapped cheese slices while watching horrifying shows like oobi and the fucking one with the band of four ppl they were all a #different colored instrument #idk anyways. there was a lock on my bedroom on the outside and I remember waking up in the morning before anyone else and playing in my room #and reading and waiting for like a half an hour every morning for someone to wake up and decide they had the energy to come deal with me #so that’s fun. undiagnosed adhd core. #coming out of whatever high trance I just had where I was connected to all of that childhood terror of being seen by my mother. I was afraid #of being caught even though I was doing nothing wrong. I was constantly afraid of something I did not have any reason to be afraid of. #it felt like at any moment I could be wrong place wrong timed with my mother and suddenly feel like the worst person ever. and I’m sure that #demanded a lot of attention and made her pull away from dealing with me I mean she had just lost her job and was running her own business #now and she was stressed and broke and trying to keep it together and I’m sure I was running around under her feet or my brother and I were #arguing but idk I just feel like I don’t remember anything from my childhood and what I do remember is being afraid of everything and is #that some emotional thing or is that just I have been anxious my entire life and no one cared until I was literally trying to kill my sled #self fucking autocorrect #anyways. #I think my mother has gone to bed so I’m going to slink into my own bathroom and maybe throw up a little 👍 I am excited to see what the fuck #I wrote here when I reread it tomorrow

[dragonmickie]

every day im struggling like my family and my doctor are just like "oh youre just lazy thats all" maybe im lazy maybe ive always been like this but why would someone be lazy to the point of ruining their life? their health? i dont want this. i dont want this!! do you think i do this on purpose!!

#your antidepressants make you no longer suicidal and SUDDENLY youre supposed to have control #ever since my mom died i have had no control over my life and nobody was getting me help and thats supposed to be my fault now #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH #all i do is try to entertain myself daily while waiting for a scenario in which i die #oh thank GOD shes not suicidal suicidal shes only PASSIVELY suicidal! we wont have to clean her out of the carpet! #am i crazy. maybe im overthinking it and i am lazy #well! well! i am going to go back to playing the sims. #delete later

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

.

#so just talking here for a sec bc I’m slightly emotional but don’t really wanna talk to anyone #we finally had to put my Grandma’s dog down yesterday #she was 19 and almost blind completely deaf and had essentially lost control of the back half of her body so it was time #but it’s still never easy #I was. . . very okay with it going in because it was one of those ‘long time coming’ things that you think you’ve prepared yourself for #but maybe it’s because I’m on my period or maybe it’s just that you never really can prepare yourself for these things #but I’m stupidly crying now #but not entirely in a bad way #because I dreamed of her last night #a full detailed dream of just watching her race around and play and rub herself in the grass like she loved to do on carpets #we were back on the farm we stayed at when being near Tanya #I’ve had dreams like these each time I’ve lost someone in my life #and it feels like a goodbye but the dreams are always soft #I’m never sad during them #when I wake up sure but during them it’s only ever peace #and I know it’s just my subconscious processing the loss as I sleep #but even if that is all it is #it’s a comfort I will gladly take every time #personal

[lovphobic]

begging my mom at this point to get kim in check or to kick her out i cannot keep living like this this woman is in her 40s and doesnt even know basic decency

#like i hate that she (my mom) isnt taking my complaints as seriously as she should.. #like girl stop being nice shes not respecting our living space. the carpet and my bed are ruined. she lets her dog piss and shit wherever #and never really makes an effort to teach him to fucking stop even though its gross and NOT HER HOUSE #her dogs eat OUR dog food and one of them (and baxter admittedly but hers is Worse) eats SOPHIES food like #GET YOUR DOGS IN CHECK. WOMAN. YOU DO NOT PAY RENT HERE. LITERALLY #i think my mom said she only got 50 for the entire month even though they both agreed on 250..... l o l

[the-yearning-astronaut]

Holy fuck you couldn't cut the moody tension in my household with a knife rn...

#jfc i feel like if i say or do anything someone's gonna lose their shit on me #mom's already gotten after me for not putting my laundry away immediately after she told me to #then got after me again for it even after i had already put the laundry away #dad's yelling at the internet providers recorded menu (again) #my mom's voice has an edge to it the sounds like Breakdown Imminent #i don't want to be here right now i don't want to fuckin exist rn i just want to be Void #i hate being stuck here i hate that the only place i have to retreat to is 400sqft in the basement #i hate that i cant leave so much as a thing out upstairs when mom goes on a cleaning binge #everything i have has to be out of sight and every surface has to be Clean #and heavenforfuckingbid i clean something but not to her standards or i wont hear the end of it #i fuckin hate the holidays because it means mom expects the house to be Hallmark card perfect #and she makes everyone miserable (including herself) to make it that way #who hires a fuckin carpet cleaning service the week of Thanksgiving? my mother that's who #and ofc the floors have to be CLEAN for the carpet guys to come clean them #and then she's all huffy that i work tomorrow and Wednesday and that i cant be home to help her cook and clean #and im gonna fuckin lose it this week i can tell #especially since the main elevator at work is busted and we have to haul all our demo shit from the first floor up to the third #and i just really really dont want to exist rn #fox isn't doing well #fox thoughts

[buffysummers]

I listened to the Ringer Dish podcast interview with an entertainment reporter who is covering the story (he’s a former editor of THR so, a well connected guy) and it outlined the whole situation with context really well all the way back to filming when there were issues with the whole cast and crew because of Olivia & Harry going to a wedding in the middle of Covid/filming. There are so many facets to all of it.

Oh my god I didn’t hear about this, either. There really is just so much going on. It kinda seems like Harry/Olivia versus Florence at this point? Which must be super awkward for her.

#anonymous #answered #she's only walking the red carpet too bc apparently she doesn't have time to do press bc of dune part 2 #which is strange to me considering that i'm sure she has something in her contract that requires her to do press #like almost all contracts do #so maybe the studio let her out of it? #I remember emma stone had to turn down little women bc she had to do press for the favourite during filming

[goethitee]

oooo i think im in trouble…….

#uhh tw for animal abuse & death mention ig #TO CLARIFY IF YOU DONT READ THE REST OF THE POST I AM NOT THE ANIMAL ABUSER #anyways idk if any of you remember the friend of mine that makes poor dog decisions but thats who im talking abt here. #the puppy mill mini aussie of hers has been causing her problems (shocker). but these problems are mainly there because she literally does - #- nothing w her dogs. like she keeps them crated like all the time. theyre barely outside for like 5 min at a time. i only just recently - #- got her to try training them to settle. which hasnt been going well because she never actually house trained the mini aussie. she seems - #-to think omce a dog reaches a certain age theyll be well behaved. but she texted me tonight complaining abt the mini aussie again & said - #-abt how he chewed a hole through the bottom of his crate & carpet down to the hardwood. she then said abt how her bf was so pissed he said- #-if he does it again hes gonna take the dog outback & shoot him. she seems to think this is an okay thing to say. #anyways i told he needed to get the fuck over it shit like that happens when you have dogs your shit gets damaged. #i also finally told her that the fucking bones dont cut it the dogs needs mental enrichment & traing & that she needs to work him. #she mad at me now lol but im just so fucking sick of her shit & how she treats her dogs. complains abt them not being good while doing noth- #-ing to fix it. i feel terrible for her poor dogs. this also isnt the first time ive heard her say smth abt the bf threatening to shoot the- #-dog. ‘its just the way he is!’ thats not fucking excuse he needs fucking therapy if he thinks that that is an okay thing to say. #& honestly from what i know of him he might actually do it at some point. idk our bloodhound that we had to euthanize for aggression chewed- #-on the fucking walls of our house but never once did we even think of ‘taking him out back & shooting him’ & he did that after the first - #- attack. #also shooting your dog is illegal so i will definitely be calling someone if it happens. #i also told her to just get rid of him if she couldn’t handle him cuz im sick of her shit lol