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astorianyxkings · 5 months
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The first time Selina saw tiny Dick Grayson as Robin her first initial thought was "Oh a new kitten," come to find out her new kitten can freaking fly and is actually Batman's batling.
She tries to corner him once or twice, just to make sure he's okay being Batman's sidekick and baby Dick is just like "???".
Bruce starts to realize what's up so whenever he needs to distract Catwoman, he just sends Robin to charm and disarm. Selina can't plan a heist if she's busy wondering about whether or not Batman's feeding him enough.
Dick eventually catches on and is just like "guess I have a mom now too." Does he sometime have to foil her plans? Yes but technically all kids do that. Does he mediate when Bat and Cat don't wanna talk to each other? Yes but so do children of divorce.
Selina's conflicted because she really likes the kid but she's got no idea who he is. Until, she's undercover at a Wayne Gala (gotta see what Brucie has that can go) and sees this tiny kid with a scruff of dark hair and a blinding smile running around followed by his exasperated father trying to reign him in and she has an "oh shit" moment.
Bruce isn't exactly sure she knows. Well obviously he knows that Selina Kyle is Catwoman and Dick knows because there's no keeping anything from his son. But "entrepreneur" Selina Kyle is suddenly not only interested in working with WE but also interest in his son's school play.
Dick is absolutely delighted. He begged Bruce to bring her to said play and when she shows up he's all smiles. Selina is thrilled, the teachers are confused because they didn't know he had a mother. It doesn't help that from afar he looks like the perfect combination of Selina and Bruce.
Selina babysat at the manor a few times and when Bruce returns to nothing stolen, he agrees to but her down as an emergency contact for Dick's school.
The only thing she worries about is keeping him away from his aunts. Mostly because one actively drugs his dad with flowers and the other's dating the Joker and if she's his aunt there's no way the clown would be his uncle. Dick understands but is confused because it seems to him that his aunts should just date each other. Selina feels vindicated.
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iknaenmal · 1 year
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JADE HARLEY THE ABSOLUTE SILLYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EVERYONE LOOK AT HER RIGHT NOW!!!!
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nelkcats · 1 year
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Harley's bad bad day
When his parents excitedly talked about a family trip to Gotham, Danny was skeptical. Why would he want to vacation in New Jersey?
He ended up accepting. But he couldn't leave his duties as King unattended so he made some arrangements with Wulf and the other ghosts. They promised to behave in the best possible way. Danny didn't believe them but had no choice.
Without him realizing it, as soon as he set foot in Gotham the city got filled with ambient ectoplasm. Achieving that the shadows of the spirits could form correctly as ghosts in the city.
Many of the ghosts decided to seek an entrance to the Realms, maybe visit the King who was visiting their city. Others were furious at their deaths and wanted revenge. The Joker was number one on the list.
Harley was the second closest. Although she had parted ways with the Joker a long time ago, the ghosts didn't care that she had changed. She killed them, all her change wouldn't fix that.
The dead do not forget
When Harley woke up that day she didn't expect to find a knife stuck to the side of her face. She got up upset but the knife seemed to have fallen from the ceiling. She frowned, not remembering how it got there.
The more time passed, the more she suspected that something was up. Around midday she was convinced that someone was trying to kill her. So many accidents happened to her that it was ridiculous. The girl couldn't help but become paranoid and seek refuge with Bruce.
Batman wasn't one to accept or deny the existence of ghosts but he was sure Alfred wasn't talking to himself. When Harley told him what was going on with her he frowned.
Why was there paranormal activity in Gotham? And why was it after Harley? He grunted at the thought that he should call Constantine.
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maybesomemilo · 10 months
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After the tower incident once Jason finally gains some semblance of his mind back he implements a city wide hands off rule for Robin. Anyone even thinks about touching Robin and and Hood puts a bullet between their eyes.
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reginalusus · 4 months
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I love wrinkles and lines. I love giving characters fucking WRINKLES. I LOVE giving characters detail on their faces, even if it's still cartoony. I LOVE tired-ass, grotesque-ass-looking characters. I love MAKING them fatigued, like they've never drank a coffee in their life.
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h-harleybaby · 7 months
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No no you’re not listening to me why does no one talk about Cartmans bus pass???
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It’s officially licensed merch and it says his hair is curly so why are we not talking about curly hair Cartman? Cupid Cartman (or ‘Cupid Me’) has curly hair and that’s just Cartman in a Cupid form if you will. I mean you could always say “yeah well Cupid has always had curly hair” but shut up I’m talking!!! We only see Cupid Cartman with a hat on during Cupid Ye and that’s presumably the only time he ever wears one, let alone clothes, SO HIS HAIR IS JUST HOW IT IS ALL NATURAL OR WHATEVER!! The way I’m taking it is that Cartman and his Cupid counterpart have curly hair and it’s not just because Cupid usually has curly hair. I now present you an hc, Cartmans hair kinda looks straight like how Stan’s does because he literally always has his hat on. His hair isn’t incredibly curly like Kyles but it’s curly god damn it!!!! It’s just always flattened or a lil greasy like Stans probably is. Poor Stan, his hair is practically stuck to his forehead with how greasy it is 😭😭
“Harley what are we even talking about?” I hear you ask, AND THE ANSWER IS I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS CARTMANS HAIR IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CURLY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY
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poisonousquinzel · 1 year
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they fuck frequently (fact)
Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #26 | Artist: Jonboy Meyers
Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #27 | Artist: Matteo Lolli
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kozzax · 6 days
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Jade and Dirk get into mlp discourse with each other. I don't think Jade likes Dirk very much-- hes a friend of her friends --and that's not helped by the fact that their mlp opinions are opposites. They have beef through anonymous forum accounts on earth c. Like really toxic fighting on the internet kind of beef but they're both having fun with it. They are not friends but on this specific topic they're bitter enemies who have fun with their hatred of each other. Other topics theyre chill with each other on it's only the mlp opinions that they're tearing each other apart for.
Mlp is a banned topic at meetups.
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ardentastronomer · 1 month
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sleepies
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not-the-blue · 10 months
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another Harley!
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carapacian-swag · 5 months
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Something Familiar
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I miss when Harley and Ivy's relationship wasn't bland and boring and unrecognizably tame
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distort-opia · 1 year
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I know you ship batjokes, but what do you think about jarley?
Well, I can't say I ship it, but I do find it interesting-- much like I find Bruce's other relationships interesting. It'd be tough not to, since in Punchline's own words:
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-- Batman (2016) #93
Harley is the person to get closest to Joker emotionally other than Batman. And with the big disclaimer that this is all my personal opinion which I got specifically asked about, I'll put a slightly longer discussion of the subject under the cut.
To be honest, I dislike how Jarley has been reduced solely to the label of "abusive relationship", with Harley's own darker traits being swept under the rug or fully attributed to Joker's influence. Doctor Harleen Quinzell had her own demons and psychopathic tendencies, before ever meeting Joker; and it was a sense of deep loneliness that drove her to him, and which he exploited. At the end of the day, that does seem like what it amounted to, especially in the beginning... Harley feeling horribly alone, and latching onto Joker to fill that void, with Joker manipulating it and taking control. However, Joker would not have been able to take advantage of any kind of attachment if Harleen's own darkness didn't relate to Joker's own somehow.
And well, thing is... Joker, in his own way, cared about Harley. Put bluntly, he wouldn't have bothered to keep her around otherwise. It's a Black Label comic, but my mind always goes to this phrasing when thinking of Jarley:
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-- Birds of Prey (2020)
"Crawled in each other's void." And Joker's void was Batman-shaped, just like she says. At this point it's been canonized again and again that Joker is in love with Batman, with Harley herself being the one to confirm it more than once... and it is fascinating how Batjokes and Jarley interact, most tragically when it comes to Harley. Because she was jealous of Batman and the hold he had over Joker's attention. Part of what kept her next to Joker, trying harder and harder to please him (like in Mad Love) was the hope that eventually, she could become as special to him as he was to her. She saw how human Joker could be about Batman, and wanted to nurture and help him turn it into something more, but in the end it probably became the most hurtful thing-- Joker being incapable of caring about anyone else but Batman, no matter how hard she tried or the things she endured.
...Anyway, Anon, to summarize, I do think Jarley is interesting :)) That being said, it's also annoying how it's being used to turn Joker into a one-dimensional cartoonishly evil abuser, ever since Harley's redemption arc began. Better writers could find ways to turn Harley into an anti-hero without bulldozing over previous characterization for her or Joker, but alas.
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mamawasatesttube · 7 months
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ik its ultimately harmless behavior and that no one on the internet today uses that sort of general etiquette anyway, but it's still wild to me when people make posts that roughly amount to "i don't ship this." and then specifically tag the ship name so it shows up in that ship tag. like... who in this tag do you think wants to see this dkjlskdjslk
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acasternaut · 2 years
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jade harley is actually such a wonderful character because she is so weirdgirlcore. i won't be elaborating, partially because it's been years since i read homestuck and i feel like my opinions are highly influenced by fanon and the way i interpreted hs as a teen. BUT. jade harley is so. she's so great and i have so many emotions about her
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