#she shakes her head and laughs

[digital999placebo]

<3 canon tattoo, they just photoshop away it in the anime/manga

#i have no explanation i just thought it was funny #laugh #hes insane n short sighted i like that in a man <3 #lovino is so fucking exhausted he doesnt even have it in him to bully feli #hes just like: i still cant believe its real this feels like a nightmare #gerita but theyre super cringe thats how i like it #if you tattoo someone who isnt ur familys name on u.... im shaking my head so hard #hetalia #hws veneziano #hws north italy #hws germany #hws romano #gerita #999art #the song thats like: when she asks me which one i love the best i tear open my shirt n show her 'Rosie' on my chest #but its ludwig #from now on i ONLY wanna see feli with cringe ass nae nae tattoos #live laugh love

[mistylakeee]

Post CK headcanon that Kaz sometimes drinks with Jesper and Wylan and can’t stop talking about Inej and her laugh and her hair and how much he misses her and Wesper is seriously invested in the conversation (and equally as drunk)

#kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #wesper #wylan Van Eck #Jesper fahey #crooked kingdom #this is my favorite thing to think about #I think about it a normal amount #Jesper trying to tell kaz all the different ways to woo her when she gets back #kaz just shaking his head and groaning at the sound of her name #wylan laughing giggling hysterically

[absurdumsid]

just popping in here to let yall know my crush is so very pretty and cute and TALLER THAN ME OH MY GOD I NEED HEELS UPON HEELS FOR HER

#like i cant even be HEAD OVER HEELS I DONT HAVE ENOUGH !!!! #sid rambles #sorry for pining on main #anyway i just hope yall are Aware of that <3 #im having a great time #she is soo so cute and pretty and nervous #she shakes more than me while dancing and im probably the worst possible partner on here lmao #mostly because im shorter than her + lack rhythm and coordination #but hey as long as were having a good laugh lmao

[lesbiancolumbo]

#not tagging this so i can do this: #my favorite headcanon about ajb is that he is actually deeply insecure about money and status and the idea of talent #and the script + john's performance backs this up #he recoils from jenifer when she mentions his wife's money! he LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY! #janice mentions that alex gets the shakes after every concert. the SHAKES. not beforehand. but after when the accolades come #i think he grew up with not a lot of money and a real chip on his shoulder #and i think he has gone through most of his life convinced he is an imposter and no one notices how dead inside he is #janice probably thought he was the most talented person in the whole world and made him feel special. so he kept her around #doesn't hurt that her mommy was rich! and then jenny #oh jenny...... she looked right into his soul and went wow you hate yourself too huh #tortured artist self hating genius. and alex went oh you're almost right there..... he couldn't stand that either #meanwhile columbo looks at alex and goes oh he's just a lonely man huh #because everyone else claims to know alex. but columbo Was alex. but he did something about it. #which is why HE is the genius and alex is just a gay idiot loser who got car head from the lieutenant and then went to jail

[wanders-in-stars]

"Hey, Tamar," Gore began, "are you familiar with this thing called a chair? Y'know, what most people sit on, instead of tables." She didn't answer the merc; only gave him a wide, wolfish grin. Even in human form, her incisors seemed a little too long, a little too sharp. It should have been disturbing. Yet somehow, it wasn't.

#skyrim #skyrim gore #skyrim oc #oc: tamar #just headcanoning things: tamar hardly ever uses chairs.. let alone uses them PROPERLY #like she'll sit on the backrest instead of the seat #i feel like gore might try to do it with her at one point but just. immediately falls over or something #heavy armour is NOT conducive to delicate balancing acts #poor boy doesn't know she's using alteration magic to do it #meanwhile tamar's laughing her antlers off as she helps haul him to his feet; prolly with telekinesis to show off some more #gore just shakes his head and mutters something about mages before going to lean against the wall instead; much less precarious lol #anyway can you tell im obsessed with the dynamics i envision for these two #like c'mon they're literally a wolf and a raven.. it's perfect #and when he joked about wanting a fire enchantment on his sword she was like “k bet” and put TWO on it lmao; upfront damage & lingering #they're such a perfect duo in combat too; gore tanks while Mar keeps back & buffs/heals him while also debuffing & poisoning the foe #and when she's in werewolf form.... yeah between the two of them nothing lasts more than 3 seconds tops #it's glorious

[nuthin-up-my-sleeve]

Stopped at the store this morning and while pumping gas some skinny rough looking dude that looked like he’d just woke up from under an old junk car said “ mister that’s a cool tree of life tattoo”. I told him thanks. He said “muh momma has one just like it on her titty”. Uh okay. Then he opened his door and yells “momma show this here feller yer tree of life”! I looked over and this 70 something woman yanks her shirt up and shakes her boob at me and laughs like a witch. I stg that tattoo looked like a kindergartener did it with a crayon. I can’t even describe what her boob resembled. He then says “ man come over here and put yer arm beside it so I can get a peecher together for Facebook”. I stopped putting gas and just got in my car and drove away. The things I encounter without a gun in my hand 🫣. Oh North Carolina I do love you, but why? Why?

So how’s y’all Friday going

#my wife used to laugh they were just stories #then she witnessed the encounters of the weird and obscure that gravitate to me #she just shakes her head and palm to face now #it’s a gift dear #an underserved gift #and people wonder why I stay at home all the time

[harryforvogue]

mia would be the one to miss the ball drop on new years because she was too busy complaining but then harry shuts her right up with a kiss 🥰

"6...5..."

"hey! my drink dropped!" mia says frowning, looking at her shoes. they're all covered with hot chocolate now. "everyone's pushing me! ugh no!""

"baby look--"

"4..."

"i really wanted it. and it was getting cold too--"

harry grabs her shoulders. "honey hold on--"

"3..."

"should i go get another? ugh, but how will i find you again? i already---"

"2..."

"and i really--" mia tries.

"1!"

"oh for fuck's sake mia!" harry growls, pulling her towards him, making her fall against his chest. he holds her face and kisses her hard, shutting her up immediately. cheers erupt around them. mia throws her arms around harry suddenly, gasping.

"happy new year!"

#harry and mia #this but also aaliyah and harry during new years #only harry's trying to kiss aaliyah and she's too excited by the lights and the crowd so she doesn't pay him any attention #until he says 'aaliyah i am trying so hard to kiss you. will you at least let me?' #and aaliyah is like #'.....aye. sorry.' #and harry laughs softly and shakes his head and then kisses her for a long time #harry and aaliyah

[cosmic-cd]

i forgot leon & charizard and red & charizard have team-up lines in pokemon masters. i then proceeded to remember my player character has a charizard too

at this point i think i need to give hazel a charizard officially because itd be funny

#cosmo rambles #i could say its the charmander leon gives you in SWSH LOL #trainer hazel is childhood friends with red blue and green/leaf because i decided that was fun- they all have color names #so its not out of the realm of possibility for her to get swept up by accident into some goofy charizard trio #red and leon shaking hands and agreeing on Team Charizard. hazel did NOT agree to this #but you must understand she cannot say no to leon's pleading eyes. and she cant say no to red standing there looking actually excited a bit #she just sighs and buries her face in her hands and goes okay fine #she isnt doing the charizard pose though the embarrassment would kill her #red and leon standing and looking cool and heroic and confident and hazel in the back just #standing there in a charizard t-shirt #blue laughs at her and hazel sics sparks on him #hazel does have an actual sygna suit but its with her kyurem LOL i need to finish drawing that i really gotta #uhhhh while im here hmm hm hm hmmm what else can i say about red blue green and hazel uhhh #hazel met them when her family went on a trip to kanto and thats when she met her pikachu sparks too #it was right before the og trainer trio went on their pokemon journey and hazels family was staying near pallet town #they ended up exchanging contact info and staying friends #well.... for the most part. hazel and blue had a bumpy friendship for a few years #they still butt heads but its like a rival thing now. a rival thing hazel doesnt want to be involved in but blue exudes pure rival energy #oh my god this is so much im so sorry. im full of thoughts

[elliot-olivia]

adding bernie and olivia sharing a cigarette to my impossible list of demands

#olivia who can only stomach the smell of tobacco on good days but she’s at elliot’s and bernie is pulling out the pack and elliot is calling #out hey that’s four today! across the room and bernie who is waving him off like yeah yeah and sharing a knowing look with liv and saying ho #ney do you want one i won’t tell with a fake whisper and a wink and olivia who for the briefest second sees the shadow of serena (a ‘social’ #smoker) at thirty thirty five forty asking honey could you pass me the light half drunk out of her mind and olivia who says yes because in t #hat moment she is closer to her mother to bernie to herself than she has been in a while and elliot who watches through the glass of his kit #chen and shakes his head and says those will kill you ya know like the overprotective bastard dad that he is and olivia sticking her tongue #out at him while she blows the smoke and bernie laughs soft and carefree and olivia feels the echo of it swell up inside her own chest. #you know. normal scenes i specifically deserve. #txt

[kiokesu]

the cup of coffee i ask my father to make never tastes quite like the one he made for me when i couldn't walk from the pain

#does he do it because he loves me or does he do it because i asked? can it be both? can it be neither? #does the sigh he lets out when i tell him he makes it better than i do sound like irritation? #will i ever be able to tell without watching his face so carefully that he can feel me staring? #what happened to that brave little girl that he called his daughter? where did she go? #i killed her some ten years ago i think. when i couldnt handle being me anymore and even my closest friends thought i was too much. #i think she would cry if she knew who i was now. #or maybe she wouldnt. #maybe she would smile a little bit wrong like she always does and ask me if i still play minecraft (i do) #maybe she would laugh when i told her i wasnt a girl and say “me neither” with the confidence only she could have #maybe she would draw a dragon for me and add a little curl at the top of its head to represent mine. #maybe her hands would shake a little too much when i asked her if she knew how much her parents loved her. #i dont think she did back then. i dont think she knew. #it doesnt make it okay. what happened to her couldnt be excused or pardoned just by saying they loved her. #but maybe it would sting less if she knew it wasn't out of hate. #my father gets out of bed at 8 every morning to feed the dogs because i cant. #does he do it because he loves me? or because he has to? #my mother takes off of work to take me to my doctor's appointments. #does she do it because she loves me? or because she has to? #my sister chipped in on the cost of my birthday present. #did she do it because she loves me? or because she has to? #i thought i was so mature when i was 12 years old. now that i'm the age i lied and said i was when i was 12 i have never felt so small. #at age 10 i thought i wouldnt make it past 13. and now i dont know what to do with my life. #vanilla if you see this somehow. if you find this and you think “ah. theres my girl. hello caroline.” i hope you're in a good place in life #i hope your streaming career goes well. #i hope you graduated and that you got into whatever thing you wanted. #i hope you forgive yourself. because god knows i will never forgive you. #i was just a kid. why? why trinity? #i had to tell my therapist that he was the first one to ever know about the full extent of what you did to me. #i hope you can live with what you've done. i still can't. #i dont think ill ever forget what alex said about me.

[inutaffy]

ronance + steddie get together and eddie, robin, and steve ditch mike and dustin to go on dates n stuff and they have a funeral where they mourn the loss of their mentors (bc they're dramatic) "taken from us too soon 😔" "they will be remembered ✊"

#lucas and max attend eat chips and laugh at them #will shake his head #suzie sighs #they bond over dumbass bfs #that's not realistic at all tho bc suzie is... mormon and out of the entire cast of characters she's most likely to be homophobic 😭 #i can HEAR her say 'hate the sin love the sinner' #idk tho #could just be me #can imagine robin eddie and steve walking into the funeral and mike going 'ur dead to us' #ronance #ronancy #steveddie #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #michael wheeler #robin buckley

[gorewhore-bitchboi]

I SAW SAW. it was vurry good. no spoilers, but my sadism is pleased 🥰

#babys posts #my crush on tobin bell is also as strong as ever #i went with a buddy who was shaking her head in disapproval every time she noticed me squirming in delight #we were so loud but it was so much fun #we laughed so much #maybe ill share thots under a cut later. for now im hyper and delighted

[justaz]

guys :( they’re so cute :((

#percabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy jackson’s greek heroes #i can just imagine percy is in the zone writing this shit and his concentration is broken by her laughter #he just whips his head around like #‘what?’ #and she just shakes her head and keeps laughing #and he writes the lines in the parentheses #just disgruntled but also Soft #maybe she plants and kiss on his cheek or ruffles his hair before walking away #:( #they’re so cute

[guinevereslancelot]

feeling like my friends secretly hate me at it's not even 9pm

#been feeling this way since the weekend.... #helped my pregnant friend move and couldn't shake the feeling she was upset abt the way i was packing her stuff even tho i checked with her #but she wasn't giving any directions i had to make choices lol #and i got a lot done but idk #her husband said she wasn't upset just feeling terrible w morning sickness #also i offered to bring a meal by several times and she keeps putting me off #and then my mom got her some maternity clothes and she didn't even say thank you #and i asked if that made her uncomfortable and she just kind of laughed but didn't say no #she basically hasnt given a straight answer about anything in weeks #idk she has no actual reason to be upset and i know she's not feeling well but she's been acting sooo weird #it makes me feel liks she's mad at me :( #even my mom's feelings were hurt abt the clothes #so that's just confirming for me its not in my head even tho ik it probably is #anyway i hate feeling like this #we're not lile suuuper close and she's been so weird i dont want to bring it up #esp since she's not feeling well and has a lot going on and real problems lol #anyway :( #this has been a shitpost #if we were closer i would def tell her she hurt my mom's feelings at least #also my brother and i were like the only people in the friend group to show up to help them move #so that should buy forgiveness for packing stuff wrong or whatever #like we had to just get stuff packed they had barely packed and all that was left was miscellaneous stuff #and it took forever even tho we tried to be efficient and get through as much as possible quickly #but im worried she felt like we were judging the mess idk

[gonemechaniic]

Hey, do you ever think about Cindy during the WoD years, with the pressures of brainstorming new ideas to keep the lights longer and probably keeping most of the remaining usable vehicles running yet at almost every turn, hearing about civilians or even hunters lost to the darkness coupled with the worry and constantly checking in with her last family member now and again but also still being at the garage where her deepest traumatizing fears are right in her backyard and between that and her occasional ( lbr, they're probably more frequent ) night terrors, sometimes everything becomes so much that at just random intervals she just breaks down crying?

... well I just did 🙃

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#⚙ ; 𝐎𝐎𝐂 :: The salt queen cometh! #But then ofc if caught she'll brush it off #give a light laugh and shake her head #even apologize for it #bc she wants to be the optimistic glue holding the broken popsicle house #This pain is nothing new and a smile or shaky giggle is a tried and true bandaid #'It's fine' and 'I'm ok really' are the neosporin #She has a job to do she has responsibilities #and she doesn't want anyone to worry over her #But you can bet with one really tight reassuring hug #it's all over and she's holding onto them for dear life trying not to crumble #It's 11pm and I'm sobbing 🥲

[plumdale]

the dread i feel when my mom calls me to look at a facebook meme/video is real

#sometimes I force myself to laugh just because I feel bad #other times I just shake my head bc she somehow NEVER understands stuff I show her #it's worse when she tries to show me a 3 minute video like oh my godddd #txt post #nonsims