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obsob · 2 years

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sending emails but sniffling and whimpering after typing each word

#mine #original #this is a self portrait today i sent 3 emails then had to go hve a warm bath #i hate emaisl i jhefb f hasf iw ant to bite emails as hard as i possibly can once really hard #im manifesting an illustration agency wanting me its going to happen i can feel it #pls pls spls plslslsp spls #i had more ot write but all gone from my head.....too many emails made brain fried #one of th cats has decided that her food is disgusting and is refusing 2 eat it .....little beast #shes been eating it very happily for like 3 weeks and now is like? kill yourself actually #anyway. am cold. going to go hve food.

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trainingdummyrabbit · 3 months

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OH SHIT i never put chun-run over here even though i talked abt her ages ago, consider this beastie Instantly

#pikart #pikocs #projmoon #turns my silly lil vocalstim into an oc cutely <33 #anyway shes w the musicians of bremen and she bites first asks questions later. she is So normal abt the concept of art come closer--#she gets REALLY riled up looking for th results she wants. she talks like she hates it but shes obviously having fun + keeps doing it #. she Is having fun right.??#th type t eat something nasty n go 'oh god that was awful. im gonna do that again.' smthn wrong w this one. <3 #EDIT OH BTW shes a songbird <3 specificaly shrike themed bc . yeag <3

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b0tsbby · 8 months

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Modern au that High School Au this WHERE IS THIS AU IS WHAT IM SAYIN.

Like they would fuck shit up‼️ LITERALLY‼️🗣️

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bumblingbabooshka · 10 months

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Processing some things

Also the fact that he's crouching with his hands on his knees is so cute to me for some reason?? He does this in another episode too - the one where Chakotay finds a symbol on an unknown planet...it's just so adorable to me. He could just lean down but no. Also of course his fingers are spread again - GOTTA utilize the whole hand whenever you do ANYTHING (if you're Tuvok)

#anyway. he's so pretty I'm gonna bite my arm off spongebob style.#Tuvok in the Maquis: I'm gonna spy on these criminals but also?? I'm gonna try out a new eyeshadow look.#Tuvok calling Neelix 'sir'....one and only time v_v treasure it Neelix #Do these replicators make clothing? (yes.) Will they make me a uniform like yours~?? (No. They most CERTAINLY will NOT. <3)#<- also Neelix is naked and Tuvok brought him a towel in a way that was very theatric but also very 'lets dry you off'#like...not just handing it to him #I love Neelix's scrappier early seasons vibe <3<3 #I also like whenever he was like 'GOD these Starfleet people are a bunch of BABIES...eat the damn leola root. It's good for you~!'#I FROGOT KES WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE KAZON???? KES ARE YOU OK???#Kes: I'm told I'm too curious...it's my worst quality~ <- and then the writers never let her out of sickbay #In my ideal world Kes & Neelix are like brother and sister (harkens back to Neelix's lost family and gives a slightly more sympathetic #reason for his overprotectiveness which would now not be romantic jealousy but still something he had to let go of for them to truly be #friends) and also Kes tried every work station aboard Voyager...every episode she's somewhere new but her MAIN job is still in sickbay #Kes is in a pseudo cult and she said nu uh I believe in a different pseudo cult and I love that for her #Kes: I don't want to be dependent on the caretaker!! (reasonable) Our people have magical mind's abilities that allow us- (ok Kes)#just bc she was right doesn't mean it's not a WILD thing to think HEhehehe #SNRKEHEHEHE HARRY STOP TOM CAN'T TAKE THIS #Tom: How can I let down the only friend I've got~? / Harry: Friend? What makes you think I'm your friend~? / Tom: -sobbing into his pillow-#Neelix saying 'Well...the fool needs company!' ok <3 I'm twirling my hair a little....got a bit of rizz...#literally an hour ago he was willing to leave them all for dead and now look at him #OUG hTom Paris the racism....ough the racism...not even the fantasy alien kind.......oaaau ugh oh it hurts the real world racism.....#TOM NO STOP TALKING!!! TO M NO THE RACISM - TOM PARIS !! TOOOOM!!!!! <- walter white screaming meme #(remembers its Harry's FIRST mission) a different kind of pain....#Janeway and Tuvok holding hands: We're so fucking doomed. This is a terrible position and we have to do what's morally right but #by doing this we're going to be trapped here - maybe for the rest of our lives and not just us but the entire crew. But we have to #do this horrible thing BECAUSE we're good people.#<- not enough attention is paid (including by me bc I forgor) to the fact that Tuvok was with Janeway when she made that decision #and backed her up...just a sad little moment to themselves #OOF Tom...three for three on the racism....TOM #Neelix's sales pitch...yeeAAAH~!!

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skrunksthatwunk · 6 days

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found out that rascal's owner took him again while i was out, and he's probably not gonna be back since the semester's almost over. i don't even know if his owner's coming back next semester, if i'll ever see him again. if he'll ever see me again. why do they wait until im not around to do this? why do they never let me say goodbye to him?

#i didnt really get to process it bc i found out when i was hanging w a friend but. im processing it now #sigh.. i dont know. i dont know.#at the end of the day he is and has always been someone else's cat. i can't control what she does with him #no matter what i think of it. she can always take him away. but every time it happens im just. im tired yknow?#it's worth it to me to have him around. i love him dearly and i want him to be in a home where he's actually cared for (which i have done my #best to provide) but he's just. not mine. and every time it happens i back up and think man. im such a sucker.#i don't think people manipulate me often. not in an ongoing way i mean. i don't think ppl see me as valuable enough to most of the time.#but damn. she really found my weak spots didn't she. free petcare courtesy of one chump who can't live without animals around. sigh #he deserves stability but he deserves love more. this weird shared custody thing is better for him i think. and frankly i also love him.#im not the priority here but my feelings are like. there. him being taken away without even telling me first hurts. i'd like to be able to #say goodbye to him. im not saying he has to stay or this has to go on but couldn't they just.. consider my feelings a bit more?#just bc you're fine with dropping your cat off somewhere for weeks not knowing when you'll see him again and not visiting doesn't mean i am #and i kind of feel like my roommate is part of this. after all it's not like his owner can just break into our room and take him #and if im always out when they do it there's a chance roomie's just shipping him off whenever she gets sick of him.#she's done it before. even after she agreed so vehemently with me about never wanting him to go back to such treatment and stuff early on.#she's been spraying him for little reason lately too. and i mean i get being a little more cautious with some things bc her neck's broken #but she's really fixated on how much he smells and bites and stuff and talks about how if i wasn't around she'd consider eating him #and then other times she's like that's my pookie. i don't get it. like yeah i tell rascal to fuck off sometimes bc he hurts me but it's not #like a hateful thing. i dont resent him for it i'm just annoyed sometimes bc he's maiming me a little. he's my baby. how could i loathe him?#so it makes me think that roomie might be blaming his transfers on his owner bc she doesn't want me to judge her #and like. this is her room too. it's not her fault she's more bothered by the smell than me. if she doesn't want to be bitten and clawed all #the time i can sympathize. i don't wanna force her to house him. but i wish she'd just be honest with me i guess #like. what if his owner decides to give him away without telling me? i'd take him in in a heartbeat. even though i know it's a bad idea.#but i'm worried he'll fall out of my reach completely. and at the very least I'd like to be able to say goodbye first. that's all.

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riverside-lavender · 13 days

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guys my bunny is so cute i might start crying over her. again.

#she’s so cute and so sweet and adorable and i’d kill for her #next person who tells me i should make soup when i tell them i have a rabbit shall meet my blade #sidetracked now. can we acknowledge how fucked up it is to say you’d eat someone’s pet.#one time i had a warrior cats fan tell me in graphic detail how she was going to kill my dog. i was 11.#and countless people have told me that rabbit tastes really good.#like. can. can we not?#spiders are like my worst fear but i’d never tell someone with one as a pet that i’m gonna kill it #that’s so fucked up #like. you should be able to deck someone over this w no consequences #anyways. she’s evil but no matter how many times she bites me i’ll still love her #she’s so cuddly rn it is SO CUTE #also i started a playlist of songs she’s come up to me during and they are all hard rock #coincidence? i think not

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cannibalisticskittles · 9 months

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i was literally just thinking abt this scene and how it was interesting that this one didn't elicit a one-on-one conversation with astarion afterwards sbut eh, he did get plenty of comments during this conversation, so i guess that's not too weird

thinking it'd be nice to hear more of his thoughts on why he wasns't interesting, but at the same time, she's pretty fucking strange, and a little boost isn't necessary worth... putting your mouth on her. ick. sure, that's reason enough

and now i'm back at camp and triggering a conversation about it which i'm still proceeding through, but oh ho ho ho

#followup inDEED #bg3 blogging #bg3 spoilers #altho now that i look at these again #my assumption was that the potion would be for him. since he's doing the biting #but she's not viewing him as a person; just as an extension of me #so is offering me the potion #especially after he declines; make him drink and you get a reward #makes even more sense to say no. you don't even get to be the one getting the reward for eating someone crazy??#also this is going in my #astarion #tag

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alexturner2005 · 9 months

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i’m boo boo the fool. my retainer broke last year and i didn’t replace it bc anxiety and depression and bc mean girls from high school work at the orthodontist, and i finally went in for a new retainer and they suggested 10-12 months of braces again 😫

#me reassuring myself for the past year: my teeth probably only look bad to me no one else probably notices #the assistant BEFORE SHE EVEN LOOKED IN MY MOUTH after i told her my retainer broke last year: oh yeah i can see #what do u mean u can see 😭#there goes my self esteem #my dentist (not ortho) said my bite looked ok and my front teeth could be fixed w invisalign but it isn’t necessary #so i was expecting to hear the same from the ortho #actually i wasn’t expecting to hear anything from the ortho yet bc i was only there for a retainer not an exam #but the assistant called him over when she saw my teeth 😖#he said my bite shifted differently than how it was pre-braces and 10-12 months of braces could fix it #and two years of invisalign wouldn’t even fix it by 50%#i was anticipating doing like a few months of invisalign in the future #not being told invisalign can’t even fix my teeth 😭😭😭😭#it’s all my fault tho and it’s been eating at me for over a year #thought i would feel relieved after going to the ortho but i feel worse 🙃

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qeyond · 11 months

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Anyway, Happy Pride! Here's my BirthdayMassacre playlist.

#q music #birthdaymassacre #death note #the vibes for this is naomi being a polite lady house wife quiet and well kept for her FBI fiance. traditional gender role shit.#but then falling in love with a blood thirsty creature man and losing her SHIT!!! going NUTS!! getting a taste for BLOOD #theyre crazed together and B is head over heels for her. ADORES her. RESPECTS her. shes GORGEOUS shes STRONG shes AMAZING #she kicks his ass when he needs it and makes him control his shit. but also they go nuts together and murder and crimes and bite eachother:#she adores B she wants to study him she wants to keep him on a leash she wants to sloppy make out with him she wants to be #totally unravelled by him. he respects her for being who she is and she EATS IT UP. she feels free and adored for who SHE is #he feels adored by her for who HE is. he loves that she tames him. he loves that they are fucked up together.#theyre healthy theyre evil theyre awful theyre enabling each other in the worst ways but its a beautiful dance <3 #also listen im never going to forgive ray penber for trying to push naomi into being a sweet little house wife #ITS NOT HER!!!!! maybe killing for fun isnt really her either but its more her than being kept under lock and key by some Dude #also i know all the things she said doesnt match the vibe but it was one of my first queer songs as a teen and it has as special a place #in my heart as beyond birthday does. AND birthdaymassacre is queer so :) <3 #anyway please note any playlist i share is never complete. im always adding more music as i find it :) so stick around if u like <3 #beyond birthday #naomi misora

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ereborne · 1 year

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Work is on fire, so close to finishing the current work and now the old work has broken, however: I get to work with the old boss again. Fuck but I missed her

She comes in, tells me the horrible news, I start cussing, she starts laughing, and then we both get to work, immediately and without needing to discuss what we’re doing, while both continuing to cuss and laugh. Fuck but I missed her

#yapping tag #IT is working away diligently at the requests I've made and the data structure stuff is at a good holding point #so of course it's time for the old ESL institute to need me back again! in December we hired in a new lady to replace me there #and now she is /hospitalized from the stress of the position/ thank you I will be screaming now #not even two months! the school was closed for Winter Break for half that time!#/hospitalized from the stress of the position/ I am going to eat my own feet I am going to peel my own face I am going to /cry/#she didn't make it through one graduation! she didn't do any of the scheduling for the new session! she didn't even get trained on /how/#HOSpitalized from the STRESS of the poSITION I am going to screeeeeeeeeam #anyway it's Tuesday and I have until 9:00am Friday to do everything this woman was supposed to have done since last Thursday #and oh yes of course also I /still have my own new job to do in the meantime/ I am going to BITE SOMEONE #(not her not her I'm angry but I'm not angry /at her/ I'm not going to take it out on her it's not her fault the job is a nightmare #I will continue to repeat this to myself until I remember it /I am not angry at her/ aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh)#good news though I have been confirmed a plot at the community garden so the Good Boss and I can talk about gardening while we #you know. put out unlimited unceasing and overlapping fires

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boiledpizza · 4 months

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SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES OR WHATEVER IS ALTERING ME AS A PERSON ACTIVELY WHAY

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sodacowboy · 4 months

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no there’s something definitely wrong with me

#like why isn’t it my first instinct to oh I don’t know MOVE MY HAND when a cat starts biting it #hello????#the ferals outside?? they run before they bite #the indoor cats???? they go in teeth first and they Hold On #and I feel like it’s unnatural of me to just sit there??? and let them???#like yeah it hurts but??#they never break skin #and they always stop soon after bc I think I confuse them??? when I don’t yank my hand back????#idk like I feel like I learned somewhen that keeping my hand still was better for some reason #anyway cats are very much what you name them #named a foster Houdini #turned out to be quite the escape artist #named a cat Mission (bc she came from one)#and of course shes hurting everyone around her #she’s a little brat lol #but if I can turn my dear Triska into a Baby #I can turn Mission into a baby too #I’ve turned the mean old tomcats outside into babies (who only let me pet them when they’re eating but I digress)#(they’re food friendly not friendly friendly)

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magnoliamyrrh · 2 years

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hearing my professor say "sex workers" in class after and while literally and explicitely talking about nonwestern victims of sex trafficking using those terms like. im gonna eat my own tongue. im gonna scream so loudly and so silently it will burst my lungs. im going to become a black hole.

in general i find that term to be so fucking offensive bc it can only maybe apply to a very very small minority of well off economically privileged women who "choose" to do "sex work" (and even many of them talk abt feeling exploited - almost like prostitution is inherently expolitative wow) but. you know sometimes those "sex workers" are the only ones ppl rly picture, they dont picture street prostitution, hitckhiker hookers, sex trafficking, child sex trafficking, that the averege age of entering prostitution is 14, drug addiction, pimps, constant violence, etc

but. dear lord help me. in the context of literally taking explicitely about victims of "sex" trafficking in relation to poverty. to still have this postmodern god forsaken fucking nightmare so dug into your hear you say SeX WoRkErs;;; I ;;; I. Honestly im so offended. Its so fucking offensive. Like i almost wanna fucking cry. And she aint even white lmao shes indian like maam as a fellow immigrant please stop parroting the western bullshit i beg you. its so god damn fucking offensive and this bullshit is passed off as progressive and right and parroted by professors and taught as a given and preached and taught uncritically and then parroted by students and then. someone posts it online and some idiot reads it tells it to another idiot who tells it to another idiot. And then this insanity affects the whole westenrn "FeMinIsM" movement. And then, not only do I personally have to deal with a bunch of fucking idiots who have the gull to tell ME how the fuck I cant or can speak and how I should fucking feel when they dont got a single damn clue, BUT ALSO. this sort of cultural fucking idiocracy leads to real life impacts. Ala, western european states legalizing prostitution, thus the horrid rise of sex trafficking, child sex trafficking, child pornography, etc, of mainly balkan, roma, refugee, immigrant, poor, etc etc women. Ala, there was this article written by a Romanian prostitute in spain. She was complaining about how because of this sex work narrative now even more men come to prostitutes bc theyve bought this bullshit narrative of the "happy sex worker" so. now, they have to put all this extra fucking emotional effort into pretending like theyre enjoying what these men are doing to them and like they want it and all this shit. Which, let me tell you, its a whole lot easier to just dissociate when you get used to being regularly raped than it is to have to pretend like you fucking want it and enjoy it too. Something along the lines, these men want your soul not just your body, and this much worse...... And how, because of this, they also have to invest more in makeup and shit to look "well" which fuether just sinks them into the whole cycle which is quite hard to get out of. So. So.

As far as Im concerned. All the god forsaken postmodern nonsense that is propagated in western social sciences academica - has real life fucking effects. It has. The things written, the things discussed, the things professors say. Ive said before, that maybe postmodernism has some academic value (though we didnt need french people to be like, yo dude did you know multiple perspectives on life exist? inssne!). But. It doesnt fucking stay in academica. None of this bullshit stays in academica. And apart from this sort of bullshit not even being "feminism" and being inherently detrimental to the unity needed for social movements, inherently complacent, inherently antirevolutionary, inherently fucking REEKING of western individualism and selfishness up the fucking ass,,,,,,,,,it has real life fucking affects.

Westerners whove never fucking been through any of this shit sit in universities coming up with all these fucking theories but who pays the price. Who pays the god damn fucking price? Who? For their thought experiments? For these societal experiemnts? For these bullshit western ideas of freedom and progress and feminism? We do. My people do. We do. God fucking damn it

#Im gonna eat glass #Im not going to stay in academia but if i was. I think theyd kick me out of the anthropology department #before i got my phd #fuck this shit #Someone needs to fucking do something about it. Someone needs to fucking critique it form the inside #which i can actually say i did lmao because i <3 showed up at office hours <3 and uhh #said my peace.#which im sure she wasnt expecting but. im also genuinely glad she listened. i guess #its a big harder to just cancle someone or tell them to shut up #when they tell you frankly tat they were sex trafficked as a child and come from one of the sex trafficking #capitals of the world #like. <3 sorry lol i have more a right to speak then you! lovely! great!#i didnt direct it at her in particular lmao i went a roundabout way of critiquing what i called privileged western bullshit #but im sure she also got that I was biting back against the sex work thing while speaking abt fucking victims of sex trafficking #AND lmaoo i did go on a very short but well put together quip abt postmodernism being inherently individualistic #and detrimental to movements and literally funded by the CIA in class lmao SOmEONE NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING #just enough to get people looking and curious and wanting answers and QUESTIONING THIS SHIT #i came back to this country after being back home having none of this shit dkdkd #............. how you can even be from india and admit you've seen the horrors of street prostitution and still propagate the sex work shit #in the same breath is beyond me #it really is #and how you can propagate these western narratives of individualistic ChOiCe #while also teaching abt nonwestern concepts which view equality and freedom in nonindivualistic terms #...... maaam...... how is the cognitive dissonance not hitting #...... this was some weeks ago but like. idk thinking back on it its like #again lmao. its so fucking offensive. its........ how fucking deep do you have to be to explicitely speak about sex trafficking victims #stricke by poverty and call them sex workers #.....................#...#like maam. maybe youve been in this country too long. maybe youve been in westenrn academica too long. its time to wake up a bit

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shipping-all-ships · 2 years

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im doing a kinktober list from like years ago and the au i made was supposed to be for horny but now im INVESTED in the world i made lmao

It’s where angels have the same size ratio to humans as humans do to cats so they keep us as pets and if one looks exactly like you, you HAVE to keep it. Zachariah gives Michael Adam as a gift, since he happened upon him at a store and he looks JUST like Michael, so Michael has to keep him. (It’s also to curry favor but it doesn’t work.) It’s a rocky start, Michael knows nothing about caring for a human and other angel’s advice is at best contradictive at worst horrendously bad. So he just ends up asking Adam how he wants to be cared for, which Adam is happy to oblige.

Adam ends up the most spoiled pet in all of existence.

#spn #supernatural #midam #adamichael #adam milligan #michael #adam lays on little pillow on michael's throne and eat cheese while watching the angel business go down #adam also is a little feral to other angels so they're terrified of him bc they cant do anything if he runs up and bites their ankles #lucifer has nick gabriel has sam castiel has dean raphael has no one and is okay with that #samandriel also has alfie and he's the only other human adam likes #its a bit #its a bit dehumanizing at times since john is called a stud and mary/kate are called brooders but that's human breeding bby #michael does go buy kate on adams request and she's a impressed her son managed to get an angel wrapped around his finger

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leefi · 1 year

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itchy tooth all day. constant runny nose & cough continuing on 5 days after I recovered from my cold. ears feeling plugged/high-pressure and popping (then getting replugged again) over the past week. haven’t heard things around me properly in days. I’m about to bite into someone

#literally have to keep tissues on hand constantly because my nose is like a dripping faucet ugh this is awfullll #the itchy tooth is definitely the worst though I hope it’s temporary and I don’t need a root canal #I stay so on top of brushing/flossing/dentists visits but 3 weeks ago I was eating dinner #and my bite suddenly felt REALY weird. like one of my lower teeth was way too high up #the next morning I bite into a croissant and feel something hard in my mouth and 🥰 the back wall of one of my premolars just. fell off.#had to wait a week to see the dentist bc she was closed for the holidays #looks at the tooth #ur mouth is so healthy no plaque no enamel at all but you had a huge filling done there probably like a decade ago #and bc you grind ur teeth in your sleep it just. fractured under the stress #me: oh. that was possible #dentist; yeah girl 😔#anyway I got the filling done on Monday and got fitted for a night guard too 😭👍 and an ortho referral. but now it’s ITCHY #it was fine the first two days and now it’s bothering me. I’ve felt a dying nerve before and it isn’t this so I’m hoping it’s just #irritation/body going 🚨 over what it thinks is a foreign body (because they basically redid the whole filling)#but ugfhhhh if I need a root canal….#it’s one of those buildups of so many annoyances that if ONE more thing slightly annoys me I might start crying LOL #I know none of this is really that bad but it’s adding up LMAO #YES ENAMEL I MEANT NO PLAQUE*** AM TIRED LSJSJSJS

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