#sharcus

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 3, Poll 26

#rvb relationship royale #red vs blue #rvb #poll competition #rvb polls #sharkface rvb #sharkface #locus rvb #samuel ortez #sharcus rvb #sharcus #sharkface/locus #sharkface/locus rvb #479er #479er rvb #ash rvb

[sharkface-daydreams]

5 works :3 ship opinion bingo: sharkface/felix, sharkface/locus, sharkface/price, sharkface/carolina, and sharkface/kimball

So many shark ships, is this my birthday??? lol

Let's start with my main otp of all time ever, Sharkface/Locus :3333 with the rest under a cut for sake of scrolling ofc

Despite appearances, Sharkface is actually the most well adjusted "just some guy" of the mercs since Siris is gone. And that I think can tug Locus back towards the realm of balance, make him realize hey this fucked up thing I have with Felix? doesn't need to be like this. Like sure they're both still fucked up freaks, but I think since Sharkface is actually capable of being normal about people stuff Locus' badly calibrated interpersonal compass could be bright back into better alignment. It might not be normal but Sharkface would be decently chill about Locus needing to start being a good guy in earnest and having a Person at the vet least is good for Sharkface. He's a social animal and needs to have People around to love and nurture or he suffers.

Which brings us to my next favorite, the ever-toxic "what the fuck is with these guys" ship: Shark/Felix >:) the only way I can see these guys is as aromantic and casually sexual but still somehow weirdly codependent. They 100% bring out the worst in each other, and really I can mostly only see this "working" in an extremely specific or modern AU.

The oddly specific one is a personal au of mine where Sharkface survives Armonia bc one of his assigned squad scrapes him off the pavement and gets him to medical. So that when Felix is falling off the tower like a meteor headed to hell Sharkface is like huh that looks like it's gonna suck and yoinks him sideways instead with his grapplehook. (Do not tell me he isn't any good with it you know that boy spent way too much time with his old squad doing dumb shit and stupid tricks) They both escape death by sheer dumb luck, Locus disappears like a ghost and the UAC runs the remnants off of Chorus into an escape Condor. It's uh. It's like that one post. Fuck. I can't find the screenshot but it's like enemies to begrudgingly working together and maybe me saving your life and you saving mine i feel some sort of minor obligation and i guess you're not that bad after all and we don't work so bad together and at some point it's just easier to stick together kind of thing. And with Sharkface he needs a person or people as stated above and Felix clings because it's weird to not have someone at his side and well they're getting work done and making money and the sex is good so why break a decent grind while it's still working out... ANYWAY. That, and enraged hatefucking while the wars still on. Those are the options but god are they chewy.

There's no real rhyme or reason to the order, truthfully these rotate in my top spot depending on the day lol but Sharklina is so. SO. ough. listen ok so they're enemies at first and Lina completely rocks his shit and thanks to the Skittles assholes he loses everything and they forget about the people they've crushed under a fucking skyscraper. He's hell bent on revenge, she's hell bent on redemption. which is extremely funny in light of his tattoo. they're both competitive and dedicated and passionate and neither one of them likes backing down, and honestly in like a modern au with them meeting at like idk an MMA match or something i think they'd kick each other's asses and then make out. In canon though they've got SO MUCH deliciously chewy baggage to work through and if they hadn't just fucking shot him bc they were running out of time and he declared his undying vengeance i think they might have begrudgingly found they had quite a lot in common over time and through a LOT of hand to hand combat. Ugh. They make me insane. Stubborn little fuckers.

a 'problematic' but evergreen fave. two unsc prisoners freed and pressganged by criminals, one acting in his former capacity as a psychological professional but likely without any licensure any longer, and only with the intention to hone sharkface into a keen blade of revenge to clip some loose ends from his life to make a cleaner getaway, or at least that's what I assume. he proves to be scheming to save his own hide towards the end. BUT WHAT IF he finds an odd attachment to this broken soldier, nearly suicidal in his desires for revenge, to quiet the ghosts in his mind? either as an intellectual curiosity or personal curiosity. i like the option of sharkface trying to dig into him in return with what little he knows of the guy besides the fact that he's playing his cards very close to his vest. that contrarianism can either work against price or right into his hands, but it's about grabbing the right leads and if he misjudges, the shark will thrash free and go right for the neck...

i guess i don't have a whole lot coherent to say but i do love to chew on this weird lopsided power dynamic and toss in a bit of shipping just to see where it goes. sometimes you get a fluff blend where they're both hurting in the core of them and deciding that actually this war is stupid/doomed/worthless and fucking off together to not heal persay but find some mutual comfort is nice. it's versatile because they're both tertiary and quaternary villains in 13 so there's entirely too much grey space to fill in, even though we've known the counselor since season 6 (technically)

now THIS one i had to chew on for a while because the only canon interaction they have is Kimball witnessing his "as long as I'm alive you're all as good as dead!" speech and shooting him in the chest. 🥴

but. in a world where he's captured instead maybe. Kimball won't let him at the freelancers and he's pissed. the freelancers killed the only people that ever gave a fuck about him, so the only thing left to keep him warm is revenge. Kimball knows a thing or two about having someone kill your entire family callously without losing a wink of sleep over it. She's a lot of tough love because she has to be as a leader, as a source of courage and a beacon of hope for her troops to look towards. But that might actually work on him. She might be able to convince him that you have to keep moving forward regardless, and tearing through innocents on your way to extract a personal revenge doesn't make you any better than the people who wronged you in the first place.

He'd resist at first, refuse to listen, tell her to fuck off, because what does he have left to hold if not for that last ember of vengeance? But he was put off balance when Carolina first apologized to him. Kimball's talked to him a few times. He's got a conscience in there even if he doesn't want it and the worst part is she's right. She's right and he hates it and the more he thinks about all the kids he killed on this side for the mercs the sicker he feels, and finally decides he'll fight for them, give up intel on the mercs and take the fight right back to the guys who brought him here in the first place.

I think to be anything romantic it'd take a very very long road of shark redemption first and probably a lot of awkward "we can't possibly, she's the president of the whole planet and I'm some asshole Merc that turned sides to fight for them/i can't possibly impose, i can't ask someone out bc they'll feel obligated bc I'm the president argh power dynamic" and he's probably aiding rebuilding efforts after and maybe Kimball feels compelled to check in with him occasionally and there's a fondness there that grows slowly and maybe he finally cracks a joke and it takes her by surprise and he's never heard her laugh like that before and uh oh that did it, the dam has broken and he'll take her out on lunch dates to make sure she does take a break sometimes, and after spending so long having to worry about looking after everyone else is nice to have someone who looks after her too, and aaaa ok good job thanks you made me ship it /o\ ...jerk (affectionate)

also i was gonna like proofread this but I've been working on this for a couple hours on and off now and I'm tired so while this was VERY FUN THANK YOU i am too tired for proofreading so hopefully it's legible

#rvb sharkface #ask games #inbox games #blorbo tag #sir that's my emotional support shark #sharcus #sharklix #sharklina #sharkprice #fuck it we sharkball #i wrote that tag initially as a joke bc sharkball but honestly!!!! i talked myself into shipping it #so #fuck it we sharkball!!!!! #this is super fucking long but scroll to the end if you just want to know about sharkball

[agentlogancatt]

Locus/Sharkface Locus likes Sharkface. He's fascinated by him, but doesn't understand his own feelings. Meanwhile Shark completely understands and feels like trying to make them be a little more than partners.

#logan writes fanfics #red vs blue #locus #sharkface #sharcus #season 13 #hints at rape with felix #mentions of felix

[evilassumptions]

A2 Shiver and Marcus

Sharcus

#my art #my character #not hazbin hotel #not safe haven #skeleton #shiver #marcus #wehavedoofyshit #ship #shiver x marcus #sharcus #friends character #candyacid #sinister circus

[rvbrarepairweek]

RvB Rare Pair Week Masterpost

May 6-12, 2018

Arranged by ship, in alphabetical order. Please be sure to check authors’ warnings!

Andy/Wyoming

Just Business by crunchbites-muscle-structure

too hot by dannidoodle

Biff/Temple

can’t sleep love by 70sarcasmandbowties

He tried to kiss him by blueberryshortcake

Hidden Constellations by donutdarwin

your mind in mine by 70sarcasmandbowties

Caboose/Kaikaina

Cookies in the Quad by donutdarwin

Carolina/Dylan

nsfw dylina by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Carolina/Felix

Mat Time by birdsbeesandlemonadetrees

Carolina/Kaikaina

Hard Work by donutdarwin

Carolina/Kimball/York

Hot Springs are NOT for Spying by hbosswrites

Carolina/Locus

nsfw lolina by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Relieving Tension by donutdarwin

Carolina/Locus/Wash

Temporary by birdsbeesandlemonadetrees

Carolina/Maine

The Landing by annefiction

Carolina/Maine/Wash

Drift by birdsbeesandlemonadetrees

her boys by mainecarwash

Take Care by donutdarwin

Take Care illustration by dannidoodle

Carolina/Sharkface

Seasick Lullaby by confessionforanothertime

Carolina/South

Unfair by autisticblueteam

Carolina/Wash

Carwash for the soul by jomeimei321

Church/Grif

Coitus ex machina by cinaed

Church/Sarge

Tik Tok by zalia

What an enemy by primtheamazing

Church/Sarge/Tex

Lovingly, Fuck You by grubus

Church/Simmons

Church/Simmons by stickynotedoodler

Delta/Omega

with a fairy hand in hand (and the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand) by akisawana

Doc/Grif

La Menefreghista Ama Il Medico by agent-murica

Donut/Locus

glitter, fireflies, fireworks by primtheamazing

nsfw locnut by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Donut/Tucker

fluffy and sweet by thefreelancerdivision

Doyle/Grey/Locus

The Good General by hylian-reptile

Doyle/Kimball

a beautiful union between former enemies by primtheamazing

Petal Fall by onthenilerivah

Felix/Simmons

We Quit by eliizaah7

Felix/Tucker

Rumor Mill by seerofbread

Grey/Wash

Rest and Be Well by birdsbeesandlemonadetrees

Grif & Locus

in a faraway land by thefreelancerdivision

Grif/Locus/Simmons

nsfw logrimmons by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Grif/North

Luck by eliizaah7

Jensen/Palomo/Volleyball

both by rvbenthusiast

Kaikaina/Locus

A tale as old as time by primtheamazing

Bang List: Made, Tits:Out by confessionforanothertime

Kaikaina/South

Girlfriends who train together, stay together by stickynotedoodler

Kaikaina/Tucker

Millenials are killing the porn industry by primtheamazing

Kimball/Wash

remedy by weatheredlaw

Kaikaina/Simmons

Welcome to the mile high club by primtheamazing

Kaikaina/South

not easy to train with kai around by sxpaiscia

Loco/Temple

Going Loco by 70sarcasmandbowties

Locus/Lopez

vamos lechón, lamer mi batería by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Locus/Sharkface

nsfw sharcus by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Please, Call Me Shark by agentshadowarms

Locus/Simmons

take care by primtheamazing

Locus/Tucker

nsfw lucker by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

another nsfw lucker by whatevergetsyouoffatnight

Locus/Wash

‘I miss him sometimes...” by kananeski

Maine/Sigma

sigmaine by dannidoodle

Maine/York

Now or Never by birdsbeesandlemonadetrees

Ohio/Sherry

Waiting for a train by seerofbread

Sarge/Wash

cuddle moment by sxpaiscia

Simmons/Tucker

Folie à Deux by chickcheney

Simmons/Wash

training hours by sxpaiscia

Tucker/York

You’re my Wonderwall by eclaire-de-lune

Please message us or send an ask with any corrections! Thanks!

#red vs blue #rvb fic #rvb fanart #rvb #rvbrarepairweek #rvb rare pair week 2018

[biblionerd07]

UM I'm sorry but Sherlock saying he'll be having sex in an hour and then Bell saying "tonight this is all I need" obviously tells me they'll be having sex with EACH OTHER

#elementary #COME ON #Sherlock/bell #do they have a ship name #I hope it's sharcus #they're friends with benefits since Sherlock doesn't do relationships #and it doesn't bother Marcus bc they only do it sometimes #when he's not with someone

[kanine]

i got to spend some valuable time with @chinon the last few days and he surprised me with these thoughtful gifts!! 💕💕 the field guide is full of any different kind of shark you can think of, and has a chunk of color pages (with a surprising amount of catsharks in it) too! i cant wait to read it all the way through, it looks extremely informative and im a sucker for that there's even a section that matches the tooth pattern to the shark, which will be really useful for when i start collecting chompers and he also got me this adorable whale shark plush! its super soft and detailed and ofc i thought i was clever and named him Sharcus bc...marcus, and hes a shark, fkdkcks anyways im super super happy and my friends are even picking up on my good mood fkdfj if u see this babe i lov u ! thank you so much for everything 💙💙💙💙

#im gay and rlly glad he exists in my life #his gifts are so sweet and i got a peek of some stuff hes sending to someone and i can tell theyre gonna love it!! he knows ppl so well #lance.img #lance.txt #sharks

[girbeagly]

I just found your blog I already love it! Also you are so nice 😂😂😂! And could I have a nickname? My name is Marcus 💜💜💜

Glad you’re enjoying the blog, Great White Sharcus!

[sharcus-blog1]

So let me explain...

The reason this ship started (and why I dedicated a blog to them) Sharcus is a mix of Shabbat and Marcus and honestly it just started out as a bromance (it technically still is but it isn’t). But eventually in our group (there was four of us; Devanny, me and Sharcus) Devanny and I were listening to them Talk and they were talking about sharing clothes and being at Marcus’s house all the time. So eventually they got into an argument and I said, “guys shut up you sound like an old married couple!” And that’s when Devanny and I started coming up with ship names and we eventually landed with Sharcus.

#sharcus #goals #myotp #irlotp

[sharkface-daydreams]

so it's almost been two years since I finished Conduction huh... (this has been drafted for a year but i forgot to post it 😭)

I like leaving myself comments to have a chuckle over later

#my fic links #rvb fic #silly things #time fucking flies huh #sharcus #conduction au

[sharkface-daydreams]

alrighty, AU time. some of these are partially posted. some are partially written. some of them will never see the light of day and/or are only half formed ideas shaped by delirious whimsy. but i think they're fun.

tagging @autisdicksimmons bc this is your fault (affectionate)

Thread Gulch Chronicles - the 4th wall touching cross stitch au. still haven't decided if i want to do anything related to framing

Andy the bomb but turn him into a ship ai and give him a crush on a dirty little shisno au - partially posted as of rn but the guy who works on this isn't out very much so it's in limbo kinda

Tripartite "villains in love" au (i know the name is stupid, bite me) - all take place in the same universe. stassney lives and ends up Stockholm syndromed with Felix who he rescues from dying at the bottom of the tower, locus realizes Doyle's romantic notions of soldiers are actually what's correct and either they fuck off together and Doyle fakes his death or locus surrenders idk haven't decided, and sharkface and price say fuck all this shit and fuck off into the aether for a happy ever after. there's some bits posted as the Unfettered [WIP snips] on ao3

Afterburner - Hargrove recovers Sigma and Sigma is given to sharkface to assist in killing freelancers (underdeveloped, that's literally all i have written lmao)

Double Triple - the triplets and the trio trying to make the best of their ice planet abandonment with hijinks and nonsense and dwindling supplies

Foxtrot Echoes - the honeypot au: version 1 contains no actual York ai but it's completely contrived and hinges on sharkface being a good enough actor to fool Carolina, wash and epsilon in order to get closer enough to kill them. bro fails step 1 tho and falls for Carolina and has to come clean thereby destroying the whole reason he'd confessed. angst!!! version 2 contains actual York ai but he's an early attempt by freelancer to acquire another ai so he's not technically a smart ai but he's still an ai and his and shark's psyches bleed into each other a bit

Heartstrings au - I only have Gravity posted bc tbr the rest of this is completely self indulgent Locington schmoop but I'm always a sucker for a good betrayal plotline

Shark mechanic au! the feds n news scoop up a fishy enemy and as they need all hands on deck he helps them as a mechanic and bonds a bit with the ducklings

modern band au - shark in a band with wash, south, pills and sleeves, all sorts of drama. not very well developed but lots of Sharklina angst

Xmas sharcus bit - this might get written eventually. modern au where the mercs gang gathers at Locus' for the holiday and during an argument with Felix, shark breaks an ornament that's really important to his bf locus… then works really hard to fix it but it's like glass u know so it's a huge pita. idk. Christmas schmoop, i was miserable on antivirals when i did this lol

the Sharklix "get worse together" enemies who fuck to kinda friends who fuck and also get revenge together au. unlikely to be posted, it's a little too self indulgent lol

games of the heart - au where Sharkface realizes he can't beat the freelancers physically so he suckers wash into falling for him so he can turn around and shred his heart to pieces. underdeveloped, self indulgent

get your kicks - the long haul trucker/greasy spoon waiter lolix au featuring unhappily married locus and licherally dying of boredom working for tips along the desert freeway Felix (thanks Ross for the line i took and ran with 💖) also the road is route 66 and modeled after the old route 66 on earth for novelty reasons

Lazarus - locus does his good guy shtick and returns often to help a sangheili colony and winds up with an alien baby. someone activates a temple of regeneration on chorus, and now alive Felix goes hunting for revenge. parts of this posted in scribbles n bits but it's not a full thing in the first place

the Locnut farm family rivalry au with donut and his two moms next door to locus and his two dads who are in a Midwestern rivalry but the two of them are getting along much too well

MaceFace! Mason and Sharkface run into each other at physical therapy and get chummy and eventually set out together for revenge since Lolix and the freelancers are both on Chorus

The Outriders AU - an enormous crossover undertaking with characters in the Outriders game universe… this will probably never be done but i got great plans for it. the mercs and a few others get freaky superpowers, there's an epic quest for info to secure survival, and Dr Church is trying to reverse engineer the superpowers unethically and causing problems so what else is new

MetaNut meet-cute/horny au where donut doesn't get shot bc Meta gets attached and also yanks donut over the cliff with him during the fight but they both survive and work their way back up to civilization while everyone else assumes them dead. plural meta au ✌️ also they have a little cottage with a garden and bees

the "no-PFL" SharkPrice AU where Price is hired at the same Charon building untoasted Sharkface is working security for and also Price and Dr Church are bitter exes and Church thinks Price is cradle-robbing when he sees them together

red Team Shark AU where Boose and Shark are friends and bond over losing your friends

Tear The Throat - also known as the SharKey AU (the one that comic is about) where Sharkface gets the key because he grabs it and tosses it to Felix not knowing it bonds to one person. This is a Chorus-loses AU bc they can just turn the key on the purge and call it a day and cash in.

WashFace au where Wash and Terrence were together before whatever shit happened that got Wash almost court martialed and sent to PFL, and Wash doesn't shoot when Sharkface makes his little "as long as I'm alive" speech bc he recognizes him when he takes off his helmet. and shark is like wtf you're supposed to be DEAD and gdi he can't kill wash now this is fucking unfair

extremely underdeveloped Dragon Age au with Sharkface as an apostate fire mage but like that's literally all there is to it lmao … shape shifter with dragon form could be fucking cool tho

fucking hell i forgot the Yurch au, that shit just started sprawling. yellow church gets stuck in cabooses head after church's time travel shenanigans in s3? and then yoinked out into a spare Android body and now there's a new guy on Blue team but he's church but he's not. blue church gets sent to rats nest with the others instead of isolated and they rescue all the fragments. EL/NOD AU. this is also what i made my freelancer OCS for but only Rhode island is actually in the story until they get to chorus. few variations on that one

#rvb #Red vs Blue #why not let's maintag this sh #au Central #most of these involve sharkface but like did you expect anything else of me lol #but yeah I've had terrible writers block for months so these all just get backed up in my head with nowhere to go :/ #sorry i forgot the yurch au i had to tack that on there #I THINK I FIXED ALL THE TYPOS IF I FIND ANY MORE I'LL DIE

[sharkface-daydreams]

Ficwip's Word game wednesday: Impress

found one snip from a Stassney-lives au right in the opening paragraphs lol and a very much unfinished Sharcus xmas schmoop I was writing for myself :3c

The two mercenaries paused the conversation at a low groan from the corner. One of the 'corpses' was waking up with an enormous headache.

Felix huffed an incredulous laugh. "Holy shit, he survived that?" He sounded gleefully impressed. 

Stasney blinked in the light as Felix leaned over him. His drowsy face broke into an elated smile.

"Hey, Felix," he croaked, "Mornin' already?"

Felix snorted. He knelt down and ran his gauntleted fingers through Stasney's disheveled hair. The guard melted into the touch, blinking heavily. "It's not morning, Stas. You got knocked out, buddy. Actually it's kind of impressive you survived that because the crack when you hit the wall was just…. woof." Felix shook his head dramatically and laughed. "It shoulda snapped your spine."

Stasney was beginning to look alarmed. "Oh, damn." Locus scoffed and motioned to Felix.

"Stop messing around. We have important things to attend to, Felix," he growled. "Get rid of him."

"Well just hold your horses, Locus," Felix said suddenly, standing and turning around. "Maybe we could use him. He's obviously capable of taking a hit." He angled his helmet meaningfully at Locus. "And we could always use more bodies."

"Bodies… fer what?" 

Locus' helmet snapped to him and Stasney could actually feel the distasteful glare through the opposite visor like radiation heat. "He's going to have a concussion from the impact and will likely be more of a liability than a boon."

"So we'll let the medics look at him," Felix said nastily, starting to lose his temper. "We already lost a lot of men from the purge."

"You're ridiculous." Locus' sigh was a blizzard of static through his helmet. "Do what you want," he growled, "but if he gives us any trouble, I'm killing him."

Stasney's eyes were wide, but Felix turned back to him, seeming smug. "Welp, let's get you down to med bay, huh? Locus, I trust you can handle sorting out the rest of… that?" He gestured vaguely at Aiden as he steered Stasney out the door.

---

"Well, I'm impressed, Fishstick. I thought for sure this project was a bust." Terrence stares at him incredulously and gestures at the workshop around them. "Yeah, yeah, I know you build shit but glass breaks into a million fucking pieces. I figured if it happened at all it'd be the world's most tedious jigsaw puzzle."

"Well, that's not wrong," Terrence said quietly, glancing at the half-assembled ornament on the bench. "But it's worth doing. It means a lot to Sam."

Isaac gave him a patronizing face. "You saps really got it bad for each other, huh?"

"Jealousy's a bad look, Gates."

Isaac laughed. "Trust me, it's not jealousy. More like pity."

"Get the fuck out of my shop," Terrence grumped.

"Honestly, you old curmudgeons deserve each other," Isaac laughed, his eyes catching on a flower-shaped object lying on another table. It appeared to be made out of repurposed shell casings.

"Don't touch it."

"I wasn't going to," Isaac said, rolling his eyes. "I'm just looking."

"... fine."

"Sam would get a kick out of this."

"Good. I'm making it for him."

#my writing stuff #word game wednesday #i love doing these tbh #but it also reminds me just how much writing i have unfinished that my brain just will not let me work on...

[sharkface-daydreams]

no sharcus? :(

[sharkface-daydreams]

'when will sharcus Inuyasha au come back from the war' says the asshole who hasn't updated Lolix fantasy au in five months

#i think when things get very close to finished i get nervous #I've had writers block in general but there's sth about getting close to completing a project that gives me jitters #the outlines are there and tbh most of ch10 is actually work but. connective tissue. #and i want it to be nice. there's a lot of nice ppl reading it. i want it to be nice

[sharkface-daydreams]

single-handedly running up the hits on every sharcus fic 🥰

[sharkface-daydreams]

i like to think I'm a patient person and then i think about the Sharcus Inuyasha au and I'm ready to tear down entire buildings with my teeth if that'll bring it back from hiatus

#hhhhhhhhh when will it come back from the war #i really have no right to be like waaah update when my own stuff has been left forever #and i think they're finishing writing the next part before posting but #aaaaaaaaaaa #rvb #rvb fic recs