#shane rants about ace attorney

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Okay but Im loving this

#queue thing #my post #shane rants about ace attorney #idk to actually tag it for reals or not but Im sure tumblr will soft tag it anyway #love seeing them just!!! give characters fun outfits. #Now.....Do It More #ace attorney #also loving that Apollo is Dead Center‚ In The Middle #All these collabs and translating DGS.....getting the aa hype up for aa7‚ thats what theyre doing

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i brainstormed a professor layton and stardew valley crossover au on discord, and i want to share it here too, so here’s all of my current ramblings and ideas i’ve had so far, almost completely copy-pasted word for word. very long, very headcanony, very self-indulgent, just as a heads up

anyways yeah. professor layton/stardew valley crossover. idk why or how but this is something ive been brainrotting. i’d imagine the layton family (hershel, luke, flora, alfendi, and katrielle) kinda take the place of the farmer/move onto the farm. idk i just think they deserve a quiet life in a small town.  i’d imagine it takes place after the original two trilogies- the ace attorney crossover, mystery room, and mystery journey don’t happen in this au. hersh’s probably 39-40 (old man...), luke’s probably 15-16, flora 18-19. alfendi’s probably somewhere between luke and flora and kat’s around 6-7. these are nowhere near the canon ages but fuck you it’s my au i do what i want. uncle luke isnt a thing here theyre all siblings. dont ask me about clark and brenda idk also i’ve always sort-of imagined the younger marriage candidates as in their late teens despite the fact they’re probably supposed to be at least in their twenties in canon. abi, emily, haley, maru, penny, alex, sebastian, and sam i view as probably anywhere from late 17-early 20, leah and elliott anywhere from 20-22, with shane and harvey older than them but no concrete age range really.  so that’s reflected here too layton might fish and take care of animals, probably help water crops too. luke would probably plant crops and take main responsibility for watering them but he'd also probly run around town doing requests and other tasks. flora would probably like going into the mines, layton could probably teach her swordfighting lets be real. alfendi.... idk what he'd do but id see him getting along with seb tbh. id like to imagine kat hanging out with vincent and jas but idk if she'd get along with them honestly, i think she might end up being too much for them idk i think they all deserve to live on a farm and relax love the idea of flora being friends with maru and abigail though. flora would bond with maru over robotics and with abi over adventuring. abigail deserves "accidentally ended up friends with multiple laytons" rights (like lucy /j). like yeah bc abigail would probably end up friends with alfendi thru seb. then would probably bond with flora (THEY COULD GO INTO THE MINES TOGETHER)!!! luke she'd probably become friends with bc luke would likely love videogames, they could play journey of the prairie king together. can you tell abigail is one of my faves but ngl. i also like the idea of alfendi becoming friends with leah. idk how thatd work but the thought popped into my head and it wont leave. alfendi layton trading one redhead for another /JOKE. alfendi rambling about his mental issues while leah's all like "STAY STILL" "alfendi layton, have you ever thought about therapy?" "have you?" “🧍” “🧍‍♂️” the professor wouldn't drink but he'd probably spend time at the stardrop saloon i think. gus asks him why he chose to move out to such a small town and he ends up going on this long winded but vague rant about the shit he's gone thru that leaves gus going "holy fucking shit. what" internally by the end of it "you sure you don't want a drink?" “[layton, having flashbacks to randall's dad] no thank you i don't drink haha" pierre: abigail i want you to stop hanging around those layton kids so much abigail: what why pierre: you're starting to sound british pierre would be unironically britphobic /hj anyway honestly layton and shane would probably fuckin. not like each other. layton could probably be the voice of reason that shane needs though, but at this point i could very much see layton as being tired of being the voice of reason after everything he’s gone through. i dont think theyd like each other but i could see them fuckin ending up having late night discussions- i have this clear image in my head of them near the river in cindersap forest? layton’s probably fishing and shane’s probably got a beer and theyre just sitting there talking about whatever the conversation turns to i think luke would probably be well liked by everyone bc like. who cant like luke. some people would probably find him annoying but they wouldn't necessarily dislike him. id like to think about him and emily being friends, she might teach him to sew and he wouldnt give a care about her being the ""weird girl"" type. he would probably talk to the parrot she gets in year 2(?) as well (do yall think luke'd be able to talk to the junimos before meeting the wizard? ik theyre not animals but itd be a neat concept) attack dog luke would probably scare off clint too which good for him, emily deserves better than clint. luke would. not like clint. which me too, i also dont like clint i think he'd also be friends with penny but in a casual, 'we can share the same space quietly and not be bothered' type way. i think they’d end up having a little book club but it’s only comprised of them two. i feel like they'd have like, a system of each one of them picking a book per every two weeks, they take a week to read whatever book they picked before swapping and taking another week. it'd probably start off as a little unspoken thing that quickly develops into regular routine tbh.  luke, giving penny his book: oh you're gonna hate this one penny, giving luke hers: oh good. so you're gonna love this one (later- luke, reading it: oh i fucking hate this penny, reading it: oh i love this) imagine they're reading books in the same room and one of them goes "WHAT THE FUCK" and the other just laughs and goes "oh did you get to that part?" they’d probly look forward to the end of the second week bc they like sitting down and discussing the books with each other regardless if they enjoyed the book itself or not idk what the official term is for it but oh my god yall know how elliott's a writer? oh my god penny and luke could basically like beta-read elliott's books id like to think about katrielle and haley hanging out but in the way like the oldest cousin gets attached to the youngest if you get what i mean haley would fucking love dressing up kat, and kat would probably like being dressed up (inspired by the fact kat has multiple outfits she wears in both the game and anime) i also think haley and emmy would get along if they ever met. like they'd probably clash at first but if they ever got to actually know each other i think they'd like each other especially because they both have the photography thing. idk i like to imagine if people like emmy or des ever came around it'd just be like, them staying for a visit. yknow? anyway layton would go nuts over the amount of fossils n shit in the valley, it'd probably take so much self-control for him to not completely dig up the farm. he'd probably be the one who donates most things to the museum, he'd also probably have his own collection. flora would probably leave gems that she gets down in the mines for him to donate and she'd probably let him crack geodes too. flora gives him geodes and he gives back stuff like gems and ores he doesnt need caroline also has a sunroom where she has tea- consider: caroline and layton having tea together also i think jodi and flora should spend time together. like i think jodi should teach flora how to cook. flora loves cooking but isnt good at it- not to say you have to be good at things you enjoy but i think it'd be good for her to learn how to do something she enjoys well. and you know how people'll like send you recipes in the mail? people'd probably quickly learn to address them specifically to flora or be like "i know you're not really gonna use this, so feel free to give it to flora" abigail plays the flute and luke can/is learning to play the violin.... they could play together!! haley is friends with alex so i could see haley bringing kat around, i think alex would take to her tbh. kat'd probably be a more rambunctious kid but i think he'd be able to keep her attention and probably help tire her out tbh. i think he should teach her sports. evelyn would probably dote on katrielle too. evelyn would dote on everyone in the family actually. like layton'd pop by to take kat or whoever home and evelyn would pull him inside as well and go "are you eating enough? here have this i made too much last night and we're not going to eat it, just make sure to bring back the container" layton'd walk up with literally nothing and leave with whatever kid he stopped by for and an armful of food, luke would probably help her tend to the plants in town too i dunno. i think they'd be able to bring like. the perfect amount of liveliness to the valley, and they deserve to be able to just chill out and live. this is all i really have (so far) but if i come up with anything else for the au i’ll probably add it on in a reblog hdndhdn

#professor layton #stardew valley #hershel layton #luke triton #flora reinhold #alfendi layton #katrielle layton #abigail sdv #emily sdv #penny sdv #haley sdv #alex sdv #leah sdv #im not gonna add more tags than this i think we're good

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Apollo is attracted [romantic or otherwise] to the dark haired, blue color scheme kind of people huh

#GESTURES TO CLAY AND PHOENIX #Shane rants about Ace Attorney #Shane rants about Ace Attorney [DD Edition] #my post

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Also -- Where's Ema!!! Where's Ema Capcom!! Maya gets a nice dress with a leg slit, where is that for Ema!!

#queue thing #my post #tired of Lack Of Ema #feel like shit just want her back #shane rants about ace attorney

[ughlawyers]

So Apollo's Height....

Hello. I've seen this post around and I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone comment on it! I'm even more surprised to see a lot of people believing it. I wish I could comment directly on the post, and also I should have commented or made this post sooner. It feels like the damage is already done -- but I'm still making this to get it out there. Apollo isn't 5', he's still 5'5", sorry to say!

This got me curious if I'd missed an interview, or a blurb, or something where they mention that they measure him using his hair. I can't find anywhere where they say they do; it would be such a silly, quirky, thing that I think they would mention it somewhere. 

The models they're using look like the DD models? Even then, something about them looks...off. Wherever they got them from, or however they scaled them, something wasn't right. Someone else extracted their models as well and its much more accurate.

Ace Attorney, as a whole, may have it's fair share of inconsistencies. But this just seems to be too big of an error. If his 3d model includes his hair in his height, is it like that for all the other 3d models? Do they all include their hair in their height? Sol? Amara? It...doesn't really make sense. 

But we also don't have to measure the in game models or anything anymore -- because the art books gave us their canon height!

There was also a height chart/lineup in the DD art book, which was great! 

⭐Ta-da!⭐

5'5" is still pretty short, depending on where you live. Now I'm not trying to be a narc; everyone can have their HC's, I deff have my own height HC's. It's fun!

Characters exact height has always been a topic for discussion in the AA fandom, and when their official heights were released it was great to have official heights to give everyone. 

If we didn't have official confirmation on it, then I can see why trying to compare in game models would be a way to figure it out!

…..but we don't have to do that. This isn't a puzzle to be solved anymore, so I'dunno why it's being treated like it is.

Hope this helps!

#Apollo Justice #Ace Attorney #will tumblr actually tag this? idk #even if it does I think its too late lmao #I wanted to post/reply to this sooner but I was actually double and triple checking everything to make sure I had the right info #I usually stay out of this stuff but seeing so many people take it as ''Official''‚ including some mutuals?? #really surprising! #Now I refuse to spend any more time or energy on this #back to my own corner #my post #shane rants about Ace Attorney

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Justwright week day 6: a day off!

Phoenix and Apollo strike me as still being pretty busy on their days off. But I think they would try to stay in bed that extra hour for cuddles uwu

Art commissioned by @cupcakestreets !! 🥺💓

#justwrightweek2021 #justwright #naruodo #hobopollo #my post #this came out so cute I love it #Mikeko in the corner 🥺🥺 #shane rants about ace attorney #idk if thats the right tag for this but I'll use it

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Ooohhhh cute! I love the little details on some of them! They heard everyone's complaints of no Klavier from the last event release lol

#Klavier Gavin #Apollo Justice #Phoenix Wright #Maya Fey #Miles Edgeworth #Godot #franziska von karma #Ace attorney #woah im actually tagging everyone wow #omg but the eye symbolsim for Apollo....the big G on Klavier....Edgeworths frills....*chefs kiss* #my post #shane rants about ace attorney

[ughlawyers]

I always think it's really silly when I see someone draw someone and or some ship from AA in a scene -- like just casual, or a date, or on vacation, or a wedding scene --

And they still draw them in their. In their canon outfit suits. Like. Like they just got out of court.

Maybe it's me? Maybe I spend too much time trying to figure out what sense of style charas have outside their canon outfits? I mean -- yes, probably. Yes, absolutely. But it's fun to give everyone fun outfits lmaooo

It's not a negative observation at all; I just think it's quite silly.

#my post #personal #shane rants about ace attorney #I am Very Tired and should be going to bed #but I am thinking about this and need to comment #Im too into. Im too into casual lawyers #its like a majority of aa cosplays I find myself wanting to do #casual‚ fancy‚ avant-garde‚ sexy‚ timeskip and sub-culture #along with other silly things like AU's #to cosplay‚ I mean #Im gonna do like. chara look books once I have my cosplay life together. I think thats the only way I'll get all these ideas out nicely lol #also this post isnt like a shady comment at anyone; every do what they want and this isnt directed at anyone specific jsyk

[ughlawyers]

Why is Capcom like this lmfaooo [I love it]

They are really cranking out these Capcom cafe-specific things, huh. Like Im not mad, I'm not complaining tho, it's nice to see Capcom realize what fun it is to dress up your characters and do fun things with em.

#ace attorney #my post #shane rants about ace attorney #why am I tagging this with a main tag itll probs get lost/ignored but oh we #*oh well #Apollo being a dork consistency‚ thank u Capcom #more fun canon aa stuff to cosplay instead of me just doing a bunch of au's bless #[Im still about that AU life tho] #[like a prince Klavier cosplay] #anyway Im ranting b #but im like....dang okay. Okay Ill take these crumbs of content. a nice lil crumb.

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Had the "damn Apollo&Ema, your ex-rockstar-prosecutor bf is gnc af" thought the other day and I can't stop thinking about it

#klemapollo #shane rants about ace attorney #I know the meme is ''old''‚ maybe? but its a good one #okay but he is! #they are! #that post about bi mem/bi women subverting gender expression expecations‚ or something along those lines‚ is very good and also...very them #Ema wears suits all time on dates/fancy events and Klavier wears fun dresses and heels #and they help each other w/makeup #general Gender Fuckery #Ill stop tag ranting now #Klemapollo

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Also I guess it took seeing the color pattern for the yarn to realize that Phoenix's color palette is just a more saturated trans flag, huh

#Phoenix Wright #my post #shane rants about Ace Attorney #trans attorneys #This feels so obvious but alsoooo #'its just white pink and blue calm down' I know I know #but its what my mind goes to and now I cant stop thinking about it

[ughlawyers]

It's so nice that DGS was translated but the flip side of that is now the larger AA fandom can sink it's claws into it and That Not Fun, that doesn't make it worth it lmao

#already seeing people call herlock ryuu's dad and Im feral #my post #personal #shane rants about ace attorney #I am not entirely sober so time to share thoughts lmao #*dad‚ and or family in only the shallowest way fandom can comprehend‚ and Im Feral

[ughlawyers]

Official English Switch release of DGS coming in July! How exciting! 🎊🎊🎊🎊

#DGS #ace attorney #So if the capcom leaks are sorta true.....then....aa7 announcement by the end of the year? #oh no #shane rants about ace attorney #my post

[ughlawyers]

Also Klavier Gavin but with hair tinsel. That's his new look, that's his AA7 fresh new style. He's bringing it back, he's gonna make it fashion again

#klavier gavin #ace attorney cosplay #in case you were wondering YES I ordered some hair tinsel and YES I have a spare blond wig so YES I will be making this happen #shanes medicore cosplay #shane rants about ace attorney #using all the tags tonight #my post #very excited for the. the like 4 various Klavier cosplays/looks Im working on simultaneously #which all require differnt wigs lmaooo 😭😭

[ughlawyers]

Day 4: Mafia AU!

Don't get me wrong, I love well fitted expensive suits and pinstripes and all that.........but what if........a lil more causal 👀 I love a good tracksuit/sweatsuit, I mean, who doesnt.

I commissioned this from @/tauxian on twitter and he did an incredible job!!

#Phoenix Wright #Apollo Justice #Ace Attorney #I dont usually use the characters main tags but...... #justwrightweek2020 #justwright week #justwright #hobopollo #naruodo #shane rants about ace attorney #my post #Both of these are such Looks that I will have to cosplay them #I tried adding a link to his twitter but?? tumblr wont let me? okay then :[ #ive always wanted to do a juicy couture stlye aa cosplay group...hmmmm...👀👀

[ughlawyers]

Oh yes! Today is Emapollo/Klemapollo/Kl//a/pollo day! I wanted to do something but, well. Oops :'3 I sound like a broken record lmao

#queue thing #my post #shane rants about ace attorney #Whoopsies :'3 #My most consistent posts are these types‚ huh :'3 #emapollo #klemapollo #ill tag em cuz eh why not #I could be sending resumes out or writing fic but Im watching Amphibia with a cat on my lap and Im okay with this