#shane is 6’4

[littleacebee]

I love the “behind/under how many things Shane will crunch/hide” theme of behind scenes photos of Puppet History

#this man is 6’4’’ and hiding behind chair #shoutout to his knees and backs they need it #puppet history #shane madej

[terrificblanket]

The way you can see Shane crouched behind the chair is SENDING ME

#puppet history #he really squished his whole 6’4 self behind that chair #it’s so funny #watcher #shane madej #ryan begara #the professor #1k #2k

[timdrakesbussy]

My SDV height + age hcs

(Quick note: I am a short girl, like not even 160 cm (5’3) so my perception of tall people may be different from yours. Also, I used metric system so if the feet and inches are wrong, do tell so I can correct it)

Bachelorettes

• Abigail

I actually like her to be so short that she made Sebastian look tall and Sam looked like a giant so maybe at most 160 cm (5’3) but I like her to be 155 cm (5’1). To me, she’s the youngest in the trio but not by much so maybe 21-22.

• Emily

She and Haley (and Leah) are the taller bachelorettes, definitely above 170 cm (5’7) not as tall as Haley but still pretty tall. I think she’s about 173 cm (5’8). She’s definitely one of the older bachelorettes and I like her a bit older than Leah so 31-32.

• Haley

The tallest bachelorette, she could be a model in the city due to her beauty and height. She’s at LEAST 175 cm (5’9) but she can be taller. A bit older than Abigail, so 23.

• Leah

One of the taller bachelorettes but still shorter than the sisters, 170 cm (5’7) is perfect to me. She’s a bit younger than Emily and Elliott but still one of the older marriageable character so 28-30 years old.

• Maru

Despite both Robin and Demetrius being tall, Maru is average at most. She’s not short but not as tall either, I think 165 cm (5’5) is perfect height for her. IMO she’s the youngest bachelorette and the youngest marriageable character overall, she’s a genius so I think she skipped grades and gets degree earlier. 19-20 years old.

• Penny

If Abigail is short, then Penny is tiny. Her and Pam are very short so they make many of the residents look tall, she’s no more than 152 cm (5’0). She’s slightly older than the ASS trio (+Alex and Haley) but she’s not part of the older marriageable characters so she’s about 24-25 years old.

Bachelors

• Alex

He’s a pretty tall and athletic guy, definitely above average so I think he’s about 183-185 cm (6’0-6’1). He’s the same age as Haley, Sebastian, and Sam (23 years old).

• Elliott

He’s built like those hunks in bodice ripper novel covers so he’s TALL, at the very least he’s 188 cm (6’2). He’s one of the older marriageable character and he’s definitely in his 30s, my hc is that he’s the youngest one in the trio of older bachelors so I think he’s about 32 years old.

• Harvey

He’s like a Slenderman, very tall and lanky. To me, he’s the tallest bachelor and one of the tallest characters. He’s actually 195 cm (6’4ish) but he has terrible posture so he looks 190-191 cm (6’3). He’s the oldest canon marriageable character and he has MD so he’s at least 34 years old but I think he’s 37.

• Sam

He’s above average but has long limbs that made him look taller, he’s 180-182 cm (5’11) but sometimes likes to claim he’s 6’0. Despite acting like a teenager, he’s 23.

• Sebastian

Robin might be tall but he did not get her genes on that one, the rest? Sure, especially his face but not height, sadly. I think 173 cm (5’8) is the perfect height for him, but sometimes I like to make him 170 cm (5’7) for shits and giggles. 23 years old.

• Shane

SHORT KING, shortest bachelor and at most he’s 165 cm (5’5). He’s in his 30s (34-36 to be more specific).

Others

Caroline: 47 years old, 162 cm (5’3)

Clint: 38 years old, 194 cm (6’3)

Demetrius: 48 years old, 196 cm (6’4)

Evelyn: 83 years old, 151 cm (4’11)

George: 82 years old, 175 cm (5’9)

Gil: 56 years old, 177 cm (5’10)

Gunther: 45 years old, 178 cm (5’10)

Gus: 54 years old, 179 cm (5’10)

Jas: 7 years old, 124 cm (4’0)

Jodi: 41 years old, 158 cm (5’2)

Kent: 42 years old, 190 cm (6’3)

Leo: 8 years old, 118 cm (3’10)

Lewis: 63 years old, 173 cm (5’7)

Linus: 58 years old, 176 cm (5’9)

Marlon: 53 years old, 185 cm (6’1)

Marnie: 51 years old, 160 cm (5’3)

Morris: 49 years old, 180 cm (5’11)

Mr. Qi: 36 years old, 187 cm (6’2)

Pam: 54 years old, 150 cm (4’11)

Pierre: 47 years old, 174 cm (5’8)

Prof. Snail: 67 years old, 167 cm (5’6)

Rasmodius: He either aged slowly so he’s old but looked younger or he aged normally, if the latter then he’s 50 years old. 192 cm (6’3)

Robin: 46 years old, 178 cm (5’10)

Sandy: 34 years old, 183 cm (6'0)

Vincent: 7 years old, 126 cm (4’1)

Willy: 55 years old, 183 cm (6’0)

BONUS

(Some) Expanded

Andy: 48 years old, 181 cm (5’11)

Claire: 26 years old, 166 cm (5’5)

Lance: 27 years old, 186 cm (6’1)

Martin: 16 years old, 176 cm (5’9)

Olivia: 50 years old, 163 cm (5’3)

Scarlett: 21 years old, 164 cm (5'4)

Sophia: 21 years old, 162 cm (5’3)

Susan: 42 years old, 168 cm (5’6)

Victor: 22 years old, 178 cm (5’10)

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons #stardew valley expanded #stardew valley expanded headcanons #stardew headcanon #i want to tag all the characters but tumblr won’t let me :( #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv villagers

[robohintz]

Free Ryan from these allegations- Shane is 6’4” (193cm) 😭😭

#also have y’all ever seen the other meme pics of this kid? he was really going through it 💀 #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher

[aziraphales-library]

Hello sorry to be a bother. But I remeber this fic where some paranormal investigators come to check out Aziraphale's shop because of some complaints. And I remeber that Aziraphale lets them, the demon detector goes crazy when Crowley's there. It's hilarious, and I can't find it.

Could you help?

Not sure on the exact fic, but here are several fics in which paranormal investigators go to the bookshop. Could it be one of these?...

The Ghoul Boys Investigate Aziraphale's Bookshop by Long_Live_Hermione (G)

After the not-apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale have been spending a lot of time together at Aziraphale's bookshop; however there have been reports of strange happenings, paranormal activity, etc.

Shane and Ryan are investigating the bookshop for the demon episode, and Crowley and Aziraphale have a lot of fun.

ghoul boys investigate a spooky bookshop in soho by FNaFlifestyle (NR)

in this episode of buzzfeed unsolved, shane and ryan take a trip to soho to investigate a strange bookshop, and find a little more then they expected...

‘cause hell's broke loose in SoHo, and the devil deals the cards by thealienmeme (G)

crowley invites paranormal investigators over to the bookshop thinking it will be hilarious and aziraphale is vaguely annoyed by this, but lets it happen, anyways, because just like crowley, aziraphale can't seem to say "no"

Super Good Omens by Gay_Crime_Angels (G)

When he answered the door, he was met with two boys over six feet tall. One looked to be about 6’4” and had hair that fell just short of his shoulders. He was practically a moose, so that is what Crowley decided to call him for the time being. Standing next to Moose was a man who seemed very similar to himself. This one had short hair, but was wearing a black leather jacket and a band shirt. He was only an inch taller than Crowley, and reminded him of a squirrel for some reason. They were both carrying bags of equipment and Crowley realized that they were not messing around when it came to investigative equipment.

As he was sizing them up, Moose spoke up, “Um, hi. We called earlier.”

“I guessed that,” he said calmly.

“Thank you for letting us do this, sir,” Moose said.

“Yeah. You got a pretty cool place here. I’m Dean Winchester and this is my younger brother Sam.” . . . Crowley invites supposed paranormal investigators to spend the night at the bookshop with the intention to prank them, but he was not expecting the Winchesters.

Those Who Go Looking For Trouble by iBelBel (G)

Reports of strange activity lead paranormal investigators to Aziraphale's bookshop. Crowley convinces Aziraphale to let them investigate, and shenanigans ensue.

Formerly titled Haunted Bookshop

Both Sides Now by calicojackofficial (T)

As a prank on Crowley for napping too long, Aziraphale invites the American paranormal investigation show Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural to do an episode in the bookshop.

Spooky Time by elbow7 (T)

Longtime friends Esme, Sloan and Kit are paranormal enthusiasts and, through some miracle, managed to wrangle an invitation to investigate an antique bookshop in London's Soho for their internet show. Shenanigans ensue.

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crossover #paranormal investigators #mod d

[ryan-vs-the-ghosts]

Tbh, Shane can go off on his own during Ghost Files simply because of this look. Like the ghosts are scared of him

I would be scared too. I’d piss my little ghost pants if I ever saw that, standing at 6’4 down the hall, calling out to me with zero fear in his voice.

#we are watcher #watcher #watcher entertainment #shane madej #ryan bergera #beef boy ryan #ryan beef boy bergara #beef boy #ghost files #buzzfeed unsolved #ghoul boys

[jackielikestea]

If the last episode of puppet history doesn’t have the professor coming back to save Ryan and the professor being 6’4 giant, (shane in a costume) I’ll be okay but a bit sad.

#watcher #puppet history #shane and ryan #the professor

[stardew-imagines-me]

Loose height hc for the bachelor/ettes

Shane - 5’10

Elliot - 6’0

Sam - 6’3

Harvey - 5’9

Sebastian- 6’0

Alex - 6’4

Emily - 5’8

Haley - 5’6

Penny - 5’4

Abigail - 5’3

Maru - 5’3

Leah - 5’10

#alex is a big bitch #change my mind #also all emo boy Sebastian #don’t change my mind #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors #sdv headcanon #sdv headcanons #sdv emily #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv haley #sdv penny #sdv abigail #sdv elliot #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv harvey #sdv sebastian

[wawataka]

if the multiverse theory is real then that means there’s a universe out there where shane, the 6’4 freak is the skittish one and ryan, the 5’10 “medium tall friend” is the aggressor

#god. #reigen arataka is taller than gerard way #falls over and explodes #WAIT #cnp rants #the watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara

[maxiemartmanager]

Tagged by the lovely and cool @renee-ssance and the awesome @icalledyoudumb Thank you both! 🖤

Nickname: Carlos Spicyweiner. Kidding! I was Grape or Grapearino in the Army because I reminded someone of The Grape Ape cartoon from the 80s. Tall + Deep voice I guess.

Sign: Libra

Height: 6’4"

Last thing I googled: The weather from bed to see if i wanted to venture from under the comforter. No. But I did anyway.

Song stuck in my head: All the Time in the World by The Nips (pre Pogues Shane) is on at high volume rn.

Number of followers:that kind of thing isn’t important 😊 <- Agreed and I'll leave it at that.

Amount of sleep: 3 or 4. Sleeping poorly lately.

Lucky number: 2 and multiples of 2.

Dream job: None of my dreams involve organized labor. (Go ahead and roll your eyes at me. lol)

Wearing: The cool professor outfit: Khakis and a blue V-neck over a Star Wars tee shirt.

Movies/books that summarise me: The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Fuck, Yes!, And I feel a kinship with Jeff Lebowski.

Favourite song:I don't know if I have a favorite song, since it changes so often, but I've been loving the Joe Strummer demos on the new box set.

Favourite instrument: Guitar, Hammond organ, conga drums.

Aesthetic: Mildly disheveled academic, I guess. Extensive band, cartoon, and movie T- shirt collection.

Favourite author: Probably Bukowski. Today. Until I read something else.

Favourite animal noise: My Cat's excited chirping.

Random: I am Inuit Brothers with one of the Ramones.

I Tag: @witch-of-the-west-country @thegreenraven @gingeremo @jennykin @a-thought-potato @ufotemple @alwaysbeenastormx @shinynightstarlight @tessernaught if you'd like to play!

[thecozmoking]

I don’t have a normal way to phrase this but like…how long has Shane been 6’4’’? Like was he just in High School trying not to loom over everyone as the Basketball coach pleaded with him to join the team? Or was it like…during his college years?

Sorry, people’s heights are fascinating to me.

#watcher #shane madej

[raskolni-kin]

i want to see nic braun, bo burnham and shane madej in the room together

#the fact that shane who is 6’4 (193cm) is the shortest one here #kinda disturbs my 165cm a$$ #shane madej #buzfeed unsolved #the watcher #bo burnham #nicholas braun #succession #succession cast

[crispyalien]

my basic Stardew bachelor/ette headcanons

ages and heights

Elliot: 25 6’4 (192cm). he a long motherfucker

Sebastian: 21 5’10 (178cm)

Sam: 20 5’11 (180cm) 6’2 with hair, tells everyone he’s 6’

Abigail: 21 5’3.5 (160cm)

Leah: 26 5’6 (167cm)

Alex: 19 5’7 (170cm)

Penny: 27 5’2 (158cm)

Haley: 22 5’4 (163cm)

Emily: 29 5’1 (155cm)

Maru: 18 5’8 (173cm)

Shane: 28 5’8 (173cm)

Harvey: 35 6’2 (187cm). he’s got 5’9 vibes but his sprite be tol so…

#sdv sebastian #video games #stardew valley #sdv headcanons #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv elliott #sdv shane #sdv harvey #sdv haley #sdv emily #sdv alex #sdv leah #sdv penny #sdv maru #stardew #stardew headcanon #stardew valley headcanons

[heelbucks]

heartbreak girl - h.h.h

this is a request from a lovely anon who asked for s on the alphabet list! hope you enjoy!

includes: 90s!triple h x reader, being hbk’s younger sister, hunter being a massive softie, soulmate au. 

word count: 825

“Shawn, why do you keep scaring guys off? Now I’ll never find my soulmate!!” You groaned, pulling your sleeve over your wrist. Once you turned sixteen, two emblems that represented you and your life partner appeared. You had half of a broken heart and a skull with a crown and cross behind it. Now at almost 22, you’ve yet to come close to finding the one. 

“Not my fault I don’t think anyone is good enough for my baby sister.” your brother shrugged, plopping on the couch in your apartment. “I’m not a child anymore Shawn!! Stop babying me!” your voice was laced with venom. “All of my friends already know their soulmates and I haven’t even come close!” 

Shawn sighed. “Fine, you want me to stop babying you? Come wrestle with me. A lot of the boys have eyes on you and I need a valet for my upcoming feud.” “So, get Sunny to do it.” You rolled your eyes. “It’ll be good for you, you’ll love it. Plus, Vince is looking for more female talent.” 

Reluctantly, you agreed. “Awesome! Because I already told him you said yes and that you’d start training with The Kliq immediately.” “I hate you.” “Love you too baby sis. Here’s your ring gear. You start tomorrow morning.” He threw a spandex sports bra and tights at you, in his signature zebra print. “Heartbreak Girl, really?” “We’re siblings, it works. It’ll tie you in easier.” 

_____________________________________________________

You woke up and made your way with Shawn to the stadium they were playing that night. Of his colleagues, you only knew Sunny because she was always around. You had your hair up in a ponytail, and had on a white tee and leggings. Shawn said workout clothes for training and that’s the best you had. 

“Guys, meet my sister, Y/N.” You smiled at the men who towered over you. “It must be nice to finally meet the better Michaels.” You chuckled. “Oh I like her, she’ll fit in just fine.” The only other girl said. “My name’s Chyna. There’s Kevin, Scott and Sean.” 

“Hey, sorry I’m late! I had to talk to Shane abo-” The most stunning man you’d ever seen came running down towards the ring. “Oh can it Hunter. You’re always late.” Scott quipped. 

“Who’s this lovely woman in front of me?” He rolled into the ring and stood in front of you. “Y/N, I’m guessing you’re Hunter?” “You’d be correct. It’s lovely to meet you Y/N.” Hunter grabbed your hand and placed a chaste kiss to it. Your face flushed, as you heard your brother from behind you. “Watch it Helmsley, that’s my baby sister.” You could've sworn you saw a smirk crawl up the 6’4 man’s face. 

“I’ll be careful. Let’s get started shall we?” You began with basics, learning how to properly take a bump, how to do your brother’s finisher, and how to cut a promo. All the while, Hunter taking every chance to be close to you or compliment you. 

“Alright, I think she has enough to last her for tonight. Vince won’t use her until we think she’s ready.” Shawn said, stretching his arms. “Speaking of, I gotta go speak to him about something.” Hunter jumped up and winked at you before adding  “See you guys later. Bye gorgeous.” 

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hunter’s pov

“Come on boss, she’s new to this and at least she already knows me. D-X is on it’s way out.” I pleaded with Vince to let me have a match with Shawn tonight, pretending it was for Y/N’s sake. The minute I realized she was Shawn’s sister I knew she was my soulmate. I thought it meant my soulmate was meant to hurt me or just didn’t exist. 

“Fine. It’ll be such good shit!” “Thank you, I appreciate it.” 

On my way out of Vince’s office, I bumped into someone and heard a thud. “Ow. You’re built like a brick wall.” I heard the feminine voice say from the floor. “Oh fuck. I’m so sorry Y/N! Are you alright?” I reached my hand down to pull her up. I spotted a symbol that looked like mine. 

“Y/N, can I see your arm?” I tried to hide my excitement. My soulmate was so close to me and yet my so-called best friend was hiding her from me. Then, I saw it. The same tattoo I’d been desperate to find on someone else. 

“It’s you…” She smiled up at me and I spun her around in my arms. 

“Princess, now that I’ve found you I’m never letting you go.” I kissed her forehead before placing her back on her own two feet. “I’d be disappointed if you did.” She smirked. I leaned down to kiss her, finally being able to kiss my life partner. 

“Now this! We can work with!!” I heard Mr. McMahon’s voice from behind us. “It’ll piss off Shawn.” “I’m in.” “That’s my girl.”

#triple h #triple h x reader #triple h imagine #90s wwe imagine #hhh imagine #triple h fluff #wwe fic

[tiny-crecher]

sHANE MADEJ IS 6’4???? WHATSHDJFJDJHS

#NO ONE NEEDS TO BE THAT TALL #SAVE SOME HEIGHT FOR THE REST OF US YOU LAMP POLE