#shamelss

[firecrxtch]

Take me

Summary: This knothead has been making eyes at him all evening. He’s been staring into Mickey’s soul from the corner booth, nostrils flaring every time they make eye contact. Mickey knows the redhead can smell him. Mickey can smell him too. 

Tags: A/B/O, Omegaverse, Strangers to lovers, Oral sex, Anal sex, Knotting, just porn tbh, Alpha Ian Gallagher, Omega Mickey Milkovich

Word Count: 2,2k

Rating: E

READ ON AO3

#shamelss #gallavich #ian and mickey #ian and mickey fan fic #my first a/b/o fic and im nervous lmao #smut #fic #also no beta we die like men

[kangahuri]

they're my roman empire (whatever that means)

#re:zero #re zero starting life in another world #re zero kara hajimeru isekai seikatsu #reinsuba #not sure if thats the right tag... #reinhard van astrea #subaru #i wish they were more popular but the few fics they have on ao3 are exquisite #follow me for recs... #lmao shamelss plug #my art

[lakemojave]

THREE YEAR STREAMIVERSARY!!! Come reminisce with me and some Dead Space 2!!!

#twitch #stream #lmhps #dead space #lakemojave #shamelss plugging

[chaewberry]

nastasya filippovna girl what the fcuck

#the idiot #fydor dostoevsky #me when im scared shitless of good things happening to me so much so that i self sabotage to hell and back #'i'm a shamelss hussy' 'i'm a street wrecth' me first year of college tbh i was going THROUGH it #nastasya filippovna

[carlgallaghers]

#carl #s5 #carl gallagher #ethan cutkosky #shameless #shamelss us #shamelessedit #edit

[avalordream]

Sero Hanta is so underrated-

Oh my god I love this man-

oh my god I love him-

YES YOU-

I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH

ARGHSAF SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD FANFIC ABOUT HIM X READER-

#shamelss simp #my hero academia #my hero academia art #sero hanta superiority #sero stans unite #PLEASE #I LOVE HIM #So underrated #omg he so FINE THO- #UHG

[chaos-lioness]

Liam O’Brien: I’m a margarita man. 

Sam Riegel: (fascinated) Are you?

Liam: I am. I am. 

Sam: We’ve never had a margarita

Travis Willingham (over): On the rocks? Or blended?

Liam (to Sam): Well now it will happen. I know a place. The vegan place. I want us to go- (to audience) not you guys, sorry. (to Sam and Travis) But you guys. We’ll go. 

#critical role #cr1 #talks machina #talks quotes #my stuff #talks is just. so shamelss. #i adore it

[jaynovz]

what can I say, when ppl start mass meta posting about John Silver I get a little rabid and spam my backstory over and over

Like sure I COULD rant about it in a tumblr post...

but I already wrote 23k words and they’re veryyyyy pretty and well-researched and resonant so yknow -pointing-

#john silver #thoughts #I've become a real shamelss self promo-er and that's fine #not enough ppl have read this so it's gonna keep happening #prob gonna send the jsilver past rec list around too #mwah #this is the curation station I love yelling about all the talented folks in our fandom #which includes me

[findroleplay]

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#roleplay #rp #oc rp #stranger things rp #star wars rp #star trek rp #shadow & bone rp #game of thrones rp #criminal minds rp #chicago pd rp #911 rp #grey's anatomy rp #shamelss rp #once upon a time rp #vampire diaries rp #the originals rp #legacies rp #walking dead rp #teen wolf rp #outer banks rp

[you-are-so-much-better-than-that]

Gonna be a brat and ask you about your wedding “opiniona”s. 😂

LOL! This ask still makes me laugh! Ok, listen. I have never been married. I have never had a wedding. But I have been to what feels like seven thousand weddings (I have six weddings this year), have been a bridesmaid seven times, a maid of honour twice, hosted numerous showers, and have helped friends plan their weddings, diy decorations for their weddings, meet wedding vendors, etc etc. I really do love weddings, but I have a lot of opinions about them. The most controversial of which is the following:

Wedding cakes and physical invitations are a waste of fucking money!! More under the cut because I assume no one else wants to hear me ramble about weddings.

The whole wedding industry is wild, but you wanna know what I'm going to do with your wedding invitation? Put the date in my calendar, snap a picture so I know where to go that day, and throw it away because what am I gonna do with fancy card stock? Or velum paper? Or, my least favourite, invitations that come laser printed on a slab of acrylic?? That's like $10 an invite!! Insanity! Just send me a fucking evite! Or text! I'm happy to be invited by text.

As for cake! Listen. I love a cake cutting moment. Sugar Sugar or How Sweet It Is or Cake By the Ocean if you wanna get spicy playing in the background as you cut into an insane piece of art work that you and your partner feed each other? Love it! Yes! Please gimmie that! BUT the PROBLEM my dear friend, is NO ONE EATS THE FUCKING CAKE!!

When my sister got married, she had a 250ish person wedding, just under even, which by Egyptian standards is a small wedding. She got a three tier cake, which is not an outrageous cake. She told her cake vendor to make one for 125 people because you don't expect your guests to actually eat much cake. It cost $550. The first tier they took home to sit in their freezer for a year to later be thrown out after they each took one bite of their nasty ass one year old frozen then defrosted cake because tradition. The second tier is the one they cut into for the cute cake cutting moment. It was adorable. They have a picture of it on their wall. I don't remember the song I was probably crying. Anyway. The hall cut up the rest of that second tier for guests They said they'll cut up the final tier if necessary. It was NOT necessary. In fact, I witnessed them throw away at least half of the second tier slices they had cut up. And they gave me the final tier to take home. I would cut out large slices and give them to friends. I took a piece to work with me. I tried so hard. And yet, I threw away about half of that last tier. So let's review: top tier--thrown away after two bites, middle tier--50% thrown away, final tier 50% thrown away, possibly more as I am not responsible for what I gave away. I basically threw away at least $400.

No one eats cake when they've just had dessert and theirs a waffle/crepe and ice cream bar at the end of the night! If you must, get a tiny two tier cake, cut into the one, keep the top for tradition. Save your money. Like three of your guests will miss the cake.

Other opinions I have: don't cheap out on a photographer, don't give a favour with your name/wedding date (in fact, the best wedding favour is one I can eat later like jam or honey or tea, extra points if local, double extra points if it also supports a cause--I once got jam from a local farm that gave half their proceeds to a women's shelter and it was the best!), and, if you're asked to give a speech, don't roast the bride(s)/groom(s) /newly married couple. It's their day. You can be super hilarious in the group chat, not in front of their grandmother.

#this is me truly rambling #I have a lot of opinions guys #only read this if you're planning a wedding and want unsolicited advice from a professional wedding guest basically #not shamelss

[firecrxtch]

just watched all Ian and Mickey scenes from s3 why did i do that to myself

#not 3x6 cause i physically cannot do that #but fucking hell i forgot how dark that season was #shamelss #gallavich #ian and mickey

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

FIRST EVER STREAM LETS'A GO!!!

LINK -> https://youtu.be/al7GD0bqt18

#SHAMELSS SELF PROMOTION

[lakemojave]

Tonight at 6pm pacific: ULTRAKILL!!!

You are going to imagine sysphus scrungled. I'm teaming up with @spitzy-speaks-jp to p-rank ultrakill act 2 and access the secret boss! This is gonna be a tough one, come on in and give me some good luck!

#ultrakill #twitch #stream #lmhps #shamelss plugging

[gwiazdowe]

❝ we will meet again soon. until then…travel safely. ❞  - Fordo

Their joined mission came to an end, as endless as it has seemed at the beginning, now the young padawan stood along his master by the ship's entrance seeing Frodo depart for his next assignment.

"You too mister Frodo!” Cirz waves after the man. “I'm sure the threads of our fates will be woven once more. I think, umm! I think they might even be woven together next Friday.”

And until then, may the force not let you become stuck in a stasis tank again.

#shamelss cake fridays at padme's advertisment #queue #hxdrostorm | frodo #hxdrostorm #these two are just so sillyyyy

[actualaster]

i need...  to crosspost a few fics from ao3 to ffn just because lol

but im very lazy

it’s all dotwn fic because that’s all i care about crossposting lol

#several of them simply wont be xposted bc theyre just shamelss smut #but some of them can either be edited or xposted in full #idk what to do about one of them tho bc ffn lacks the series option and it's a bit of a mess #bc its one fic except it has 3 different degrees of fucked up for the ending and they diverge at different points... #idk how to handle that lol i guess maybe for ffn id do one fic w/ three chapters and a warning topside about it? #ao3 i have 3 versions posted in one series and all...

[hiddenwashington]

@hiddenpxpercuts​ said : Was that [RAFAEL SILVA]? Oh no no, that was just [MICKEY MILKOVICH], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [SHAMELESS US]. They are [TWENTY-FIVE] years old and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long. [britt, could i reserve heather chandler with a dover cameron fc please]

accepted! welcome to washington d.c. mickey milkovich [rafael silva]! please send in your account within 24 hours! please be sure to take a look at the checklist now that you've arrived! we look forward to seeing you around the city!

**heather chandler ( dove cameron fc ) is now reserved for britt until 7/09 at 12:01 pm est!

#shamelss rp #shameless rpg #appless rp #mumu rp #city rp #hiddenpxpercuts #accepted #reserves #admin ollie