pan-ace Fitz/ nonbinary Sophie
Nonbinary Sophie:
Okay so he/she/they Sophie because I declare it to be so
Sophie gives me intense not-like-other-girls-phase vibes (because he is in that phase the whole fucking series) so he's actually not like other girls
Considering she's actually Not A Girl
Growing up they knew they weren't Like Other Girls but they figured it was because of the telepathy and the twelve year old high schooler thing, which is fair.
But yeah he knew something was off about his gender.
And she knew she was mspec as hell from the time she was like ten
(They used bi for a while even though they decided omni worked better for them later on)
But anyway Sophie joined his school's GSA or whatever club was there
And some other kid came out as genderqueer, introducing her to the concept.
So Sophie started researching nonbinary genders and shit
And they were like...
Right about to figure it out when Fitz came and brought him to the lost cities
For a while Sophie was really excited because she thought elves would be too cool for gender
And when Fitz and/or Alden said the lost cities didn't have the same sort of gender roles Sophie was excited as hell
"I'm gonna get to wear a suit!!!!"
But then they realized the lost cities actually did have gender roles and a very uhhhhh binary system
He didn't want to be even "weirder" so he was like "I am a girl elf!!! This is fine."
And then Neverseen rolled around and she got to get the hell out of elvin societal gender norms
(Much like how everyone got out of social gender expectations during quarantine)
So they started questioning again and eventually figured out "...oh shit, I'm nonbinary."
Fitz was the first person he came out to, during cognate training.
Fitz didn't totally get it but he tried to be supportive
Sophie made the mistake of telling Keefe she kind of wanted a shorter haircut and he spent the rest of the day trying to convince her to get hair like his.
Also genderfluid Dex my beloved
So when they told xem, xe said "...you know the not-girl-not-boy feeling? I think I like that some of the time. And then some of the time I feel more girl or boy."
And Biana insisted on taking him shopping for suits
Because Biana, also Sophie in a suit will make me even gayer (if possible)
When she got back from the black swan hideout, she almost immediately came out to Grady and Edaline
Who were obviously supportive as hell
(I'm just saying...fae/faer Edaline? And he/they Grady?)
Yeah anyway Sophie spent the rest of the series fighting the neverseen and fucking with gender norms
As they should
@tiergan-andrin-alenefar pan ace Fitz?
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Ramble about your Tiergan headcanons! :)
All right <:)
⁃He’s always cold. It’ll be like the middle of summer and he’ll still be walking around in long sleeves.
⁃Not exactly a headcanon but once I saw a video that was called “five stages of friendship” or something like that. Anyway it went from strangers to best friends and one of the top comments was “stage 6: oops you fell in love with them” and honestly that reminds me so much of Tiergan
⁃Xe writes little poetry fragments in the margins of xyr notebooks
⁃Obligatory ADHD Tiergan mention: He hyperfixates on music a lot, and will listen to the same song on repeat for five hours (check the tag #adhd!tiergan for more of this headcanon that I will carry with me to my grave)
⁃Xyr handwriting is horrible. Xe can’t even read it half the time
⁃He hates spiders but Prentice hates them more so Tiergan usually kills them
⁃Xe drinks so much coffee
⁃Sometimes when he listens to music, he sings along with it really quietly, and he’s actually not bad, but he usually doesn’t realize he’s doing it, so if you point it out he’ll be like “oh shit”
⁃This is a good time to remember that canonically Prentice was the beacon of the gold tower when Jolie was at Foxfire while Tiergan was a telepathy mentor so the two of them were teaching at Foxfire together and I just love that a lot
⁃I just love them both a lot okay
⁃Tiergan and Prentice were supposed to get married before all the memory break stuff
⁃Also we stan polyam Prentice on this blog just throwing that out there in case you wondering
⁃Anyway they’ve been fiancés for the entire series because they never actually got married because fuck Alden
⁃So yeah when they finally do get married Forkle officiates it
⁃The rest of the Collective plus Livvy because I love her are technically the “wedding party”. They don’t actually do anything except stand off to the side and shout “FINALLY” when Forkle’s like “and now I pronounce you married” or whatever
⁃Their wedding rings are Cognate rings
⁃Tam, Linh, and Wylie are the official witnesses
⁃This really just turned into Tiertice wedding headcanons and I’m honestly not sorry
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April Fandom Roundup
after the absolute chaos that was March and March 31st, things have calmed down a little bit- although, to be fair “calmed down” is a relative term. because this month we have:
- made an Andrew roundup because he’s incredible
- accidentally gotten overattached to a Hekster horse girl au
- decided elves take their shoes off inside, and that their feet are actually pointed just like their shoes
- agreed that elves wear crocs inside
- created an elaborate croc ranking system for the elvin nobility
- decided that elves have to commit crimes to become members of the nobility
- celebrated Loving The Vackers Day
- agreed that Dellivvy contains multitudes & also they live in Florida together :)
- remembered that Ben Affleck has had to read KOTLC
- gotten confused over name pronunciations for, like, the tenth time
- accepted that Alvar is probably both gay and homophobic
- celebrated the wedding of me and my spice (tater and shai 💛)
- written SO MANY different gender & sexuality headcanons
- answered a ridiculous amount of writing prompt asks
- gone insane over Anna’s songs
- simped over Fitz and also Wilbur Soot (?)
- made a lot of Gen Z Sophie posts
- missed the old days where the Keeper Crew actually went to school
- *long sigh* centaur Sophie.
- *longer sigh* also, reverse centaur Sophie.
- discovered that like 85% of this fandom is ridiculously short
- decided King Dimitar just looks like Shrek
- created amazing mutual tags for each other
- written an actual (very wonderful) fic about the Tumblr Kotlc Fandom Fandom
- and celebrated Fitz Friday.
in other words...
i don’t know why i try anymore. you know what? do chaos. go ahead. i can’t stop you. (anyway ily all so much 💛💛)
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also catholic elves are EXTREMELY cool and you guys all talking about religion in relation to this world and how it works makes me want to write things about my cultural stuff in relation to it too even though mine is so fluid and stuff
you should!! for a while i felt like i couldn't talk about that, because it would seem like i was copying shai's jewish headcanons and taking away from jewish representation, but now it's so cool to talk about!! and it's so cool to learn about judaism through headcanons!! and it's the same with culture!! so do it!! write kotlc headcanons about your culture(s)!! i wanna read them!!
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Idk if your still doing these but if you are, genderfluid keefe headcanons?
YAYYY I GOT IT BACK THANK YOU DUMBLES
Okay so genderfluid Keefe
He/him, she/her, or it/its, depending on how he’s feeling
He has very elaborately designed pronoun pins
When she was a kid, she presented very androgynous
So people would always ask it “are you a boy or a girl?”
And her answer would always change.
Cassius noticed that Keefe didn’t have a very consistent answer to that question
So he took to clapping a hand over Keefe’s mouth and saying “he’s a boy.”
So he learned pretty early on that most people had a static gender.
Which got even more solidified when it manifested
Instead of internalized transphobia and shit he decided that there was something wrong with everyone else'
Because how could their genders just??? Stay the same??? And never change??? Weren't things supposed to change???
It read AOAS because I said so and lives by the birth plumbing quote
Xenogenders? In her hoard? More likely than you think.
Sometimes it's pretty clear that it feels like a guy or a girl, but sometimes it gets its sketchbook and spends three hours drawing the perfect very abstract visual representation of its gender
He was the first person in the kotlcrew to come out as not cis
Before the rest of them had their trans awakenings he would constantly refer to things as gender
"Hey Marella, that arson was so gender!"
"It was what"
And no one had any idea what she was talking about.
Genderfluid Keefe is very gender though.
That will be all, thank you.
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holy mother of mallowmelt- your little header thing! anygays, um, bi jolie? Thank you, Most Honhyrable
Yesss I love it-
Anyway, hmm...
Jolie's bi awakening was that mirror girl
Vertina?
That sounds correct
I think they were canonically cLoSe FrIeNdS and they didn't date but Jolie had a bit of a thing for her
She never made any effort to hide her bisexuality from Grady and Edaline
Both of them were super supportive
I mean both of them are bi/m-spec/queer as fuck too, so...
I feel like I remember Grady and Edaline made her bracelets for Foxfire
So the bracelets were just a bi flag color scheme, I don't make the rules
Jolie was completely unable to sit in a chair properly at Foxfire, her mentors were very confused.
She had a girlfriend before dating Brant
Everyone thought they were the most hetero of friends
The pal-iest of gals.
Jolie knew she wouldn't have been a "good match" anyway so she wasn't as upset about Brant being "talentless"
Every single time she asked for a match list she asked for boys and girls, though.
She also joined the Black Swan because she wanted more LGBTQ+ rights in the lost cities.
Be bi... join illegal elf rebel groups?
Listen idk, here are my headcanons though.
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enby Marella-
Holy shit y e s
Ce/cem Marella
Something about being a girl always felt a bit wrong but cer dysphoria was never super bad
Just a sense of discomfort, like something was a little bit off, but ce couldn’t tell what it was
Stina figured out that Marella was nonbinary before Marella did
Because once Stina manifested as an Empath, she could feel cer discomfort whenever anyone used she/her pronouns or other gendered terms to refer to cem.
So she tried using more neutral terms and avoiding pronouns whenever possible and notice cem growing so much happier
She asked Marella whether ce wanted her to call cem “she” or something else
Having never thought about it before, Marella eventually decided that "she” didn’t sound right, but "he” didn’t either.
Because ce didn’t feel like a boy, but ce’d never really felt like a girl either. Just... weird.
And ce didn’t know of any other options besides he or she, so ce guessed she would be okay???
But Stina was like “nope, screw it, if you don’t like he or she, we’re going to fucking invent new options.”
Stina is the best ally istg
So the two of them brainstormed other short, one syllable sounds that could work and Marella instantly fell in love with “ce”
Other than with Stina, Marella stayed closeted for a while
(Also Stina isn’t an ally anymore, vae’s questioning vaer gender and uses she/vae pronouns)
Then everyone found out that Marella was a pyrokinetic, and ce decided, well, everyone already thought ce was a freak, so ce might as well not be misgendered in the process of being thought a freak
The response is largely positive, though, at least from cer friends
Ce enjoys lighting transphobes on fire
Moral of the story: Don’t be transphobic or Marella will set you on fire
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aroace maruca
FUCKKKKKK DUMBLES DELETED MY RESPONSE BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST TO RECREATE IT
Okay so
Canon tried to put her in a Super Hetero Relationship ™ with some elf guy
And L*ura was like "yay heterosexuality" so she drew a lot of stuff for it.
But they're both aroace/arospec
And they got married for the tax benefits
(Does the Lost Cities even have taxes? They do now.)
Instead of wedding rings they gave each other ace rings.
"Your wedding ring is on the wrong finger!"
"Maybe your ace ring is on the wrong finger, bitch!"
For about fifteen years Maruca was thoroughly convinced that romance was fake and just part of some practical joke all the elves were playing on her
So she had no idea that not feeling romantic attraction wasn't common until her tax-benefit-husband came out (before they got tax benefit married).
And she was like "Oh. I guess I'm aroace too, then."
Before getting tax benefit married, a lot of guys would hit on her, and she would just psionopath the hell out of them.
Sometimes just punch them if she was exhausted.
Queen.
She's sex favorable but cake is better.
Her opinion on romance isn't really repulsed or favorable, it's more...
[Image description: An old woman labeled "alloros" saying "romantic attraction is a thing that exists," and a younger woman labeled "Maruca" saying "sure grandma let's get you to bed."]
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Jewish Councillors. Just, like, the Councillors all being Jewish and having their own little quirks on Judaism. I live for your Jewish KotLC headcanons. Like, literally I started crying when I found the Jewish Vackers post because on top of being a sentimental dumbass, I've also barely seen any Jewish fans so this is like... an awakening. Thank you so much for this. <3.
Okay so I'm like 90% sure @jam-is-my-food said this first but Bronte is just a grumpy old Jewish guy and this is fact.
Also he makes the best matzo ball soup and will bitch about it if he has to eat someone else's because they didn't do it right
Please Jewish Bronte is the best concept
Clarette likes to speak Yiddish and/or Hebrew around the rest of the elves to fuck with them
Since most never learned human languages
But then the other eleven decided to learn Yiddish behind Clarette's back and just start responding to her Yiddish ramblings once they all considered themselves fluent
(They heard a lot of stuff she did not intend to be understood, but oh well)
Oralie's got a fantastic singing voice
So usually when the councillors do services together she'll lead
Alina has a lot of very sparkly Magen David necklaces
Kenric was never a big fan of all the candles in Judaism, tbh
(I am horrible lmao)
Darek can play shofar and he plays it really well
Everyone in that group is stupid (affectionate) and loses their yarmulkes all the time so Liora is just the designated Yarmulke Conjurer ™
I'm not sure what Judaism-related chaos would ensue from Noland being a voiceiferator but it would not be good (by which I mean it would be fantastic)
Emery sometimes takes the "Jews love arguing" thing a little too far
Actually all of them take it a bit too far
Everyone is terrified that Zarina will eventually resort to elf cannibalism on Yom Kippur
Zarina is very whiny about Yom Kippur
I have no idea who the youngest is so let's say it's Veila, she has to do the four questions and it's always very funny to them that the youngest is still hundreds of years old
Elves are against violence. That being said, Ramira would murder someone for rugelach.
That someone would probably be Terik, he also really like rugelach and tends to hoard it
All of them do services together because hey, they're a Minyan
Yes actually Jewish councillors is fantastic and also I want more Jewish Bronte content but I don't want to write it
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Elves And Religion (Or, Why Jewish Vackers Are 100% Canon)
So, I know elves "don't have religion," or whatever. But, in light of the Jewish Vackers, I've decided to ignore this piece of information- But wouldn't it be really cool if they did?
Think about it. Elves have existed for thousands of years. Religion has existed for thousands of years. I can't remember when elves decided humans were dumb and yeeted them out of the intelligent species club, but I'm sure it was after the creation of some major religions. And before that, elf culture and human culture probably had some influences on each other.
So why not religion? Let’s take a look at when some major religions were created.
Judaism and Hinduism were some of the first religions out of the ones that are still widely existing today, around 2000 BCE. It's quite plausible that some ancient elves saw Judaism and Hinduism being created, went "Hey, this concept is pretty cool," and decided to follow that religion. Buddhism and Taoism were around 300 BCE. Then Christianity came around (le gasp) 0, the Birth of Jesus. (Cue heavenly choir) And yeah, fine, fine, elves can be Christian. Fine. Just don't make them the kinds of Christians who abuse their religion and use it to hate people. That would suck. Islam came around 600 CE. Same as before.
Again, I remember nothing about when humans were yeeted out of the intelligent species club. But whenever that was, any religion invented before then could plausibly be a religion in the elvin world. Depending on how much elvin/human interaction there was after that, even religions invented later could work.
And we know humans and elves have bits of each others' culture. Humans supposedly got chocolate cake from elves. Elves got their clothing style from humans in Europe (I know their outfits are slightly more formal than the human clothes Sophie is used to, but it's not completely crazy.) I'm pretty sure it's also canonical that elves listen to dwarf music. Also Tiergan likes the Beatles, so human music too. And the Song family in their Unlocked portrait definitely have influences from human Asian culture. (East Asian, no other specific ethnicity, which has been talked about in a lot of other posts and is also off topic so I won't be talking about it here.) I can't remember what architectural style the elvin building uses (beyond sparkles), but I'm pretty sure it's similar to some human architectural style.
So, to recap, elvin culture has pieces that don't come specifically from elves, such as clothes, food, music, and architecture. And... maybe religion.
Besides, elves live for thousands of years. That must get pretty boring without finding new things to be interested in. Religion can be interesting to look into, even if you don't decide to follow that religion. Sometimes, after researching a religion, you realize you really vibe with those beliefs or that culture and can convert.
And, in conclusion, religious elves are totally real possibility, as are Jewish Vackers.
A few people requested that I tag them so um... here, I guess. @beautifuldaysahead @summer-waves9764. And since it’s Jewish Vackers, @w-existential-fear-e
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*sips olive oil from a champagne flute because i’m tired and nothing is real* Aro ace Wylie?
i have in fact drunk olive oil before
don’t ask
Ooh yes aroace Wylie
Romance indifferent and sex repulsed
He was totally uninterested in romance from the time he was really young
"Why would I want a spouse when I could have a pet?”
It’s possible to have both but pets were really the main priority here
His parents thought he might change his mind and want to date when he got older, but they never forced it on him
And Prentice was polyamorous so amatonormativity had never really been a thing for him growing up
He kind of wanted to stay single and join the council to force them to make better decisions, but after Prentice got exiled he wanted nothing to do with them
As he got older, he continued not having crushes
For a while, he thought he might have no interest in girls because he liked boys instead, but the thought of dating a boy was just as strange and uninteresting
Everyone around him started dating and it was just... so confusing?
Why were they putting so much time and energy into this weird dating thing? Could they just be friends with people? Shouldn’t they maybe put more time and energy into homework instead? That was kind of more important.
It got even weirder when people suddenly became ob
sessed with sex
Because sex was so ew? Why did people want it?
Once he realized that not wanting romance or sex wasn’t “normal” he came out to Tiergan
He didn’t have a word for it yet but he explained what he was feeling
Tiergan asked whether Wylie thought he might be aromantic
Wylie had no idea what the fuck aromantic was
Anyway have a bonus headcanon
Tiergan is demiromantic and he thought he was aro for a while
So he knew a lot about the aromantic spectrum and told Wylie about it
And Wylie was like “yeah I’m aroace”
He likes using his ability to make random aromantic/asexual/aroace flags
Thanks for the ask, and... uh... enjoy your olive oil?
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You’re the person who does kotlc headcanons, right? Thoughts on ace Biana?
also i like your blog and your fics can we be friends pls
Yes! 'Tis I, Shai of the Headcanons! :D
Okay so I had to go back and check because I was sure I'd done ace Biana already. I had to have done ace Biana. But apparently I haven't? So allow me to fix that now.
*Biana casually doing ace flag makeup*
*Biana casually wearing ace flag dresses*
*Biana casually eating cake*
Everything Biana owns is purple
Also she makes ace puns all the fucking time, like with cards
Anyway Biana is also a lesbian because you didn't specify a romantic orientation and everyone is a lesbian until proven otherwise /j /j
One term for an acespec lesbian is a bambi lesbian, and that's so fucking cute, Biana would totally use that
Her view of sex is kinda like...
She'll enjoy consuming nsfw content and shit
But the thought of her actually having sex? Ew. No.
After she came out, some asshole asked her "If you don't like sex then why do you dress like that?"
And anyway after going on a really long rant about how clothing doesn't equal sexual orientation and "sexy" clothing does not equal consent or interest in sex, she punched him in the face and said "Also why would ask that, you dickhead?"
What an fucking icon.
Yes we can be friends :)
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jewish ruewins?
We are not going to talk about how long this took me.
So Edaline was raised not Jewish (probably atheist idk) and converted when she married Grady
Her Hebrew name is אֱתַל אַהֲבָה, Etel Ahava
(Meaning: Noble love)
Edaline loves baking challah
Grady loves eating challah (same)
Grady giving Sophie the Boy Talk but it's just "find a nice Jewish boy"
Grady has t-rex themed yarmulkes
He also owns an assortment of ugly Hannukah sweaters
Edaline loves star of David necklaces
She has a huge collection of them
Jolie shared her interest in star of David necklaces and also had a large collection
After she died, Edaline held on to them for a very long time without ever being able to wear them, she eventually gave the collection to Sophie
Their house was always kind of hectic, with the animals and all, but they always tried to keep Shabbat as peaceful as possible
It was their favorite time of the week
Jolie almost punched Dame Alina when Alina tried to forbid her from going home for the High Holidays
And for Passover
(You'd think Alina would have learned but apparently not)
Jolie had an amazing singing voice and she loved leading prayers
Edaline had a horrible singing voice and she loved leading prayers.
Jolie had an amazing time at her Bat Mitzvah and her parents were proud as fuck
When Jolie died the elf synagogue they attended literally didn't do Mourners Kaddish
Because elves just died so infrequently
Anyway Grady and Edaline kept up with mourning rituals for Jolie but they kind of lost their connection with Judaism for a while
But when Sophie started living with them, and she felt lost because of having left her Jewish human family, they started doing Shabbat dinners again.
Just... Jewish Ruewens
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Hello my Quaen (shitty ae/aer honorifics my beloved), I would like to ask for jewish Prentice+family? So like, Prentice, Wylie, Cyrah, and Tiergan. (signed, @gaykotlc, which is me. I am just anonymous because gaykotlc is not my main)
QUAEN MY BELOVED
(Every time I see your url I get confused as FUCK because that's me isn't it? When did I send this ask? I don't recall sending myself an ask about Jewish Prentice- oh wait there's a letter difference.)
I have Thoughts™ about Wylie's Bar Mitzvah
Actually I still love genderqueer Wylie so... Wylie's B'nei Mitzvah, I guess.
Anyway, I can't remember how old Wylie was canonically when Cyrah died, but I'm going to go with like... thirteen-fourteen ish.
So Cyrah died shortly after Wylie's B'nei Mitzvah but she was alive for it, at least
Yay?
Wylie (and Tiergan and Cyrah) were really upset that Prentice wasn't able to be at their B'nei Mitzvah though
And after Prentice was healed Wylie decided to have another sort of ceremony that Prentice could attend, even though it wasn't actually their B'nei Mitzvah.
Wylie's Hebrew name is לִיאוֹר (Lior)
Why? It's a gender neutral Hebrew name that I considered before deciding on Shai.
But also, it means "my light," which works because Wylie is a flasher. Also, it's a nice name.
Hebrew names are typically formatted as [Name], son/daughter/child of [father's name] and [mother's name], and that's the name used when people are called up to the Torah and whatnot
So imagine their Rabbi using Prentice's name, Cyrah's name, and Tiergan's name for Wylie's parents.
Imagining that gives me happy chemicals. :)
Tiergan's Haftorah for xyr Bar Mitzvah was Machar Chodesh, the gayest Haftorah
(It was also, coincidentally, my Haftorah)
Wylie lighting Yartzite(?????) candles for their parents
Tiergan doing the spouse mourning rituals for Prentice even though they weren't tEcHnIcAlLy married
I do not think there are mourning rituals for metamors so idk what he would have done for Cyrah
Anyway this is kind of depressing
On a happier note, their favorite holiday to celebrate together is Sukkot
They really like building the sukkah together and decorating it
Cyrah's favorite holiday is Tu B'shavat (the tree holiday)
I am a horrible person I'm so sorry
But it is genuinely a nice holiday and she likes eating the fun elf fruits
Tiergan loves Shabbat, and he always does the cooking for Shabbat dinners
Prentice really likes Rosh Hashanah. He plays shofar really well.
(Tiergan always times his tekiah gadolahs)
Wylie's favorite is Purim, it's a fun celebration and hamentaschen taste good
Anyway this is getting rEALLY long so I'm going to shut up but I love this headcanon so much thank you
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Idk if you already did this but, trans ftm Sophie?
This is an interesting one, anon!
He/him pronouns
I spent so much more time than necessary choosing a new name for him and eventually settled on Oliver
Oliver means elf warrior, which... he is. He’s an elf warrior.
He also liked that it was more of a “human sounding” name
Grady and Edaline helped him choose it
He had no idea he was trans for most of his life
Because he felt uncomfortable in social situations where he was perceived as female, but he also felt uncomfortable in social situations.
And hearing everyone’s thoughts felt weird and painful, so it was really hard to distinguish that from dysphoria
After going to the Lost Cities, he continued feeling weird and out of place around elves
Oliver was really excited to hear that elves didn’t have gender roles, because that would allow him to present and act more masculinely (and maybe use he/him!)
And then he figured out that gender roles were hella present in elf society and was really disappointed
Oliver just wanted to wear a fucking suit, was that too much to ask?
He started questioning his gender once he went to Exillium and got to live completely outside of elvin societal norms
And he was trying to figure out how to label his gender, pronouns, pick a new name, come out, etc
When he came back to the Lost Cities and decided he was having enough trouble being tolerated by the council as it is
So maybe he shouldn’t push this weird human trans thing
Part of Oliver really resented Forkle for designing him with XX chromosomes
Being Forkle was messing with DNA! Couldn’t he have given Oliver the right chromosomes?
One time, Oliver was panicking about something and impulsively decided to cut his hair
The Happy Gender Feelings ™ helped calm him down
Edaline helped trim his hair so it looked a little neater, and thought it looked good
You know who really thought it looked good? Fitz and Keefe.
I guess I can’t say Sokeefitz anymore. Olikeefitz? Keefitzver? I like Keefitzver.
He came out after Unlocked
Because fuck it, he was the Moonlark, and he was an arsonist, and he was an elf warrior, and the council would just have to fucking deal with it if they wanted to not lose to the Neverseen
Anyway this is getting long so I’m going to shut up now.
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okay okay but consider,,,, trans fitz?
Y E A H
Okay so I don't think Fitz would have chosen that name on his own so I'm just gonna go with Fitz and Biana are both trans and they traded names
Fitz pretty stubbornly refused to present femme as a kid, so when he started going to the forbidden cities he was almost always perceived as a boy
And he had the realization: "I like people thinking I'm a boy!"
Which led him to the conclusion "I am a boy."
He came out to Biana first, who then realized that if Fitz wanting to be a boy made him a boy, then her wanting to be a girl made her a girl
They came out to Della together, and she helped them come out to Alden
Alden was Not Happy about it but he mostly thought Fitz was just going through a tomboy phase and rolled with it
Fuck Alden, he didn't let Fitz get blockers either
Fitz learned about binding from Keefe (who learned about it from Elwin) so he did that a lot
Fitz and Biana have frequent discussions on how inconvenient it is that Fitz can't just. Donate his tiddies to her.
When Fitz first manifested as a telepath, he had a habit of reading Alden's mind until Alden misgendered him or Biana, and then transmitted the correct pronoun really loudly
Alden hated it. Della found it hilarious.
When Alden's mind broke in Exile, Fitz was upset but also kinda relieved because Alden was a shithead? But then he felt guilty for being relieved and yeah that was a fun time
He came out to Sophie when they started cognate training and Sophie was pretty chill about it.
Actually Dex calling Fitz "wonderboy" was incredibly validating
So the first time Dex called him wonderboy to his face, Fitz just got really happy
And Dex was like "what the fuck dude, that was supposed to be an insult."
"Yeah... but you called me a boy!!!"
"...okay weirdo."
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