#shadow pissed on eggmans wife

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

#i’ve come to make an announcment #shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mf #he pissed on my fucking wife #eggmans twitter #e g g #i fucked your wife #i’m coming for your twitter next

[callme-adam-iguess]

#Eg #doctor eggman #dr. robotnik #He's one of my favorite goofy villains #I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY WIFE HE GOT HIS-

[kipmudd]

also since ive been rewatching all of the snapcube real-time fan dubs heres some goofy fanart of the haha funny eggman speech

#sonic #sonic fandom #snapcube #dr eggman #sonic adventure 2 #sa2 fandub #shadow the hedgehog #he pissed on my fucking wife

[duke-rox]

I just realized I can post these here, Hello Tumblr- I've awakened again-

It is THEE Eggman!

Shadow pissed on his wife and he's, frankly, livid-

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic fandom #sonic fanart #sonic cosplay #sonic eggman #eggman #eggman cosplay #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #gay #cosplay #video games #gaming #video game cosplay #transgender #rox and roll #sonic movie

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

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#words in the bible #bible asks #if there are any repeats no there aren't

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

it's rlly funny how the snapcube fandub lore all stems from sa2 dark story

shadow's memory starts coming back in rtfd goes to hell because he has flashbacks to pissing on eggman's wife.

sonic's motivation for killing the president before shadow is because the president broke up with him.

da devil from da bible is defeated with the power of being a bitchass motherfucker and eggman's super super laser piss

#also i'm 99% sure that rouge and blaze were put in the casino car in tmosth- #-because the people who worked on it probably heard rouge in the shadow dub say #'we gotta open a casino after this' #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #snapcube #snapcube sonic fandub #faker.txt

[theotherpacman]

my personal favorite snapcube shadow goes to hell quotes, in no particular order

this list is for me

"you're like thaynos!" "and you're the other half of the population that disappeared~ hello mr president. or should i say... m. tnm. a, nm new dead body" "NEW DEAD BODY???"

ok yknow what? fuck you. you're going to space

hmm... let's see... the best way to sin would be... killing the presi- ... new idea. adultery

"heeyyyyyyy what's uuuuup it's meee" "STOP"

i was like, "don't elect him! he's in a coma! he can't enact policy!" and they said "fuck you sonic the hedgehog, you're,, a blue bitch."

GO TO SPACE

your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. 6969420 is not available

dingaling cocksucker

WAIT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE CLONE THING, IT'S BECAUSE I PISSED ON HIS WIFE THAT HE THINKS I'M A PERVERT!!!!

don't you ever fucking call me that ever again I'll kill you. [COUGH OF DEATH]

my happened to my voice i was doing before... was that my inner monologue?... it seems i have fallen off the path... GRAAUH

"yippee!!! I can die happy tomorrow" "??? tomorrow??"

dumbass. d,, bitch. aaa

"!!!!! PSYCHIC!!!! ATTACK!!! FUCK YOU" "you can do psychic attacks??" "I can do anything I'm the devil"

"shadow, you're an asshole, man" "you are what you eat, sonic"

I get to poke people with hot sticks!!! all day!!!

LOOK! I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS. ANY TIME I WANT

whoa, those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog, ARF ARF ARF

listen to me. i am in no relationship, i am neither single nor taken, i am a gamer and i am in hell. do you understand me

if you live in baltimore, FUCK YOU

"it's eggman." "ohh okay. from sonic?" "yeah from sonic"

#snapcube #shadow the hedgehog #shadow goes to hell #snapcube real-time fandub #sonic the hedgehog #dr eggman

[aspiringhorrorauthor]

Bad ending: Sonic 3 movie doesn’t reference the Fan Dub

Neutral ending: the reference is very very minor (ie no direct reference, just allusions) or one of the voice actors has a minor role as an extra or something

Good ending: They make a direct reference but it’s a very mild thing ie Eggman starts his “I’m going to blow up earth” speech with “I’ve come to make an announcement”

Best Ending: They do an additional/deleted scene with Jim Carey’s Eggman doing the ENTIRE “pissing on the moon” speech

Cursed ending: Shadow tells Eggman he fucked his wife: the movie

#sonic movie #sonic movie 3 #sonic real time fandub #they did Sanik they HAVE to reference the fandub #For context the cursed ending would be for Shadow to just turn to Eggman and say something along the lines of ‘I fornicated with your spous #At least once in the movie

[sassytrashcycle]

Imagine trying to explain to an old 90's sonic fan that doctor eggman's most iconic speech is about shadow pissing on his wife that's not even from an official game

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #snapcube #fandub #doctor eggman #pissing on ur wife rn #as we speak

[quote-tournament]

Second round, sixth fight

Quote number 22 :

"Pointless, ignoble deaths the lot of them. But who that lived can really boast otherwise? Thank you for joining us on our journey"

-the Mechanisms, Death to the Mechanisms

VS

Quote number 23 :

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

-Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, Sonic Realtime Fandub: Sonic Adventure 2 (Villain Story)

#this is the second round of quotes #quotes #polls #the mechanisms #death to the mechanisms #piss sonic #eggman #sonic adventure 2 #quote number 22 #quote number 23

[ski-skam]

ALR YALL IM DOIN EGGMAN

#snapcube #snapcube sonic fandub #eggman #eggman is coming #eggman is in his way #he’s taking over your world #Luna I know you’re seeing this DONT fucking judge me for my weird SNAPCUBE obsession #it’s good okay 😔 #ok I’m too tired to type anything else hehehahah

[brainworms-all-night-long]

One thing I noticed about the fandubs that contain shadow in them, is that the main antagonist of the story always looses his shit near the end and has an angry emotional breakdown because shadow was either figuratively or literaly fucking with them all the way thought the dub.

In SA2 dub he pissed on and fucked egmans' wife and than we got Eggman's glorious breakdown about how his wife decided to become a furry fucker

In 06 dub Shadow fucked around with Memphis and than probably everyone else as well, until Memphis snapped and divorced and was planning on killing shadow

And in the shadow dub, he ignored and disrespected the Devil from the Bible so much the Devil had an amotional breakdown about how he needs no one and he should've just stayed in hell

#sonic fandubs #ig my memory of them is a slight bit hazy #but its 6:46 im supoused to be at shool in 10 minutes and I had a big brain revelation #shadow the hedgehog #SA2 fandub #shadow the hedgehog fandub #sonic 06 fandub #dr eggman #memphis tennessee #and ig the devil from the bible #tw a lot of swearing #and slightly innapropriate themes #silly brainworms

[casiavium]

Me when. Our landlord asks for pictures of the apartment specifically of the bathroom with the art of "he pissed on my fucking wife", "go piss girl", and "pissing all by yourself, handsome?" Eggman, Shadow, and Rouge, and of the kitchen which has at least ten empty alcohol bottles across the top of the cabinets (mostly wine and vodka from my roommates partying) like. Half an hour before I have to leave and catch a train. And I haven't packed for the overnight trip

#she forgot to take pictures when she redid the bathrooms and kitchen this summer and now the apartment is back for rent because the three of #us are moving out

[crusherthedoctor]

Sonic: I'm Sonic Maurice Hedgehog, my parents are Minecraft and Fortnite and I converse with actual criminals on TikTok, also I am family-coded with everyone I meet

Tails: I'm Miles Maximus Decimal Prower, and because I'm a child, I cannot count numbers or take a piss without Sonic's help, also I am scared of the girls because they have the cooties

Knuckles: My name is K'nux of the Wounded Island, and my wife is a rock, also I am race-coded because you're a bigot (don't research)

Eggman: I'm Dr. Robotnik, not Dr. Eggman because this is serious fiction, I phase in and out of the story because I'm not important, laugh at me because I am old *dies*

Amy: I'm Sally Acorn the Hedgehog, my best friends are Sally Acorn the Sheep and Sally Acorn the Sally Acorn, my finest moment was when I sallied all over those acorns and formed the restoration of the restoration, aren't my tarot cards so japanese and thus weeeeiiiird uwu

Shadow: My name is Shadow, fans think it is mega yikes to not have a character arc, that's why I will never move on from my trauma, ever, for the rest of my lifetime, it will insert itself into every line of dialogue so that you understand how big oof her death was to me, Sonic's penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized

Crusher: I am cringe, destroyer of two worlds theory

Fans: *cries* why can't SEGA do this

#Dumb Shit #Sonic the Hedgehog #Miles Tails Prower #Amy Rose #Knuckles the Echidna #Shadow the Hedgehog #Dr. Eggman

[acerikus]

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLOUTS, EGGMAN

#unsuspecting-person #ask #this meme never gets old hfdgdgdgfhfj

[theliminalrestarauntofficial]

that is not canon to sonic lore that is from the real time fandubs

that version of shadow pissed on eggmans wife

“he WHAT”