#sex number lmao

[leixinyus]

#lee jae wook #jung so min #alchemy of souls #korean drama #manydramagifs #kdramaedit #alchemyofhugs #well this was a laughingly short gif series lmao #i just didn't continue the show after this and couldn't be bothered to skim through the episodes for the hugs #but yeah. their hugs were pretty nice ngl #the number one thing that made them so special even within the whole kdrama scene #was the lack of the hesitation in the physical intimacy #like sure jang uk hesitates for a while before answering to mudeok's hugs #but it's always for emotional reasons and not because there's a physical barrier between them #he's not hesitant to touch her lest he oversteps #and obviously consent is incredibly important. like. don't go touching people without their consent. #i just think that the ease of physical closeness that these two had is really rare in kdramas #specifically between opposite sexes #so it just brought an extra something to their hugs

[tibli]

local beanpole annoys his boyfriend (who pretends he doesn't find it charming)

#homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #my art #tibli draws #btw dave is. VERY tall lmao. i made him 6'9'' for the sex number joke lmao #also hes afrolatino but albino #if i drew the other strilondes next to him itd probably be more obvious #also i drew dave w marfan syndrome in mind. thats why hes so tall and thin

[handjawbgotdeleted]

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#went to a sex party and i cannot tell you the number of dicks that were inside me tonight #anyways does bottoming make anybody else hungry as well #lmao and its not because i starved myself i ate breakfast and lunch #idk taking dozens of dicks really works up an appetite i guess

[daddyn3xus]

Ask to get a mold of his dick for a dildo? He was enjoying you as much as you were enjoying him so he probably wouldn't mind

-🦈

a dildo could never compare to the real thing.............. but I could buy something close enough to it-

#lee txt #inbox answer #shark anon #blog reveal lmao #idk if i'd ever run into him again #not like I have his number or anything #im kinda surprised that I dont really have that many sex toys #i have like. a single pocket pussy and a few vibes but #i should invest in some dicks #fdhsjsdfs

[faunandfloraas]

inadvertently stopped using my freckle fade cream without thinking.... right around the time i started making gifs of felix.... coincidence?

#positive influence..... #i do wonder sometimes how jarring it must have been for he and lil chris to go from australia to korea #bc i copped shit for being pale and freckly as a kid #i have a core memory of this girl talia wearing a country bumpkin costume with these cartoonish freckles drawn on and she pointed at me #and was like Lol im jessie haha and i was like Okay so you want to fight?? #another time had to do some speech and when i finished and had questions from my classmates and two boys just asked me why i was pale #and why they could see idk i guess my bloodvessels in my legs ??? i didnt even notice like i was just like UHHHH idk ask about my topic #had so many instances like that and they werent terrible but it did make me insecure #like in the 00s here being tan was /it/ you had to be nice and tanned- go lay in the sun and ignore we are number one in melanoma deaths #like it was so consistently the thing... prob why i have so many freckles bc i didnt tan in the sun i freckled #but in both felix and chans aus photos they were quite tanned! #so imagine going from Hey go lay in the sun and get nice and brown ya pale fucker to Do Not Do That. Be pale as a ghost #white as fuck twilight vampire printer paper ass complexion or else you arent the beauty standard must have been so...... odd #idk beauty standards are so fucked and stupid #at least for me it was just like mean it wasnt like systemic. still wasnt nice but its not damaging the same way #but yeah I imagine some of the cultural differences must have been jarring and weird #like when chan said he was glad to get sex ed in australia bc it was comprehensive here and its not something i would have thought about #but yeah he went to school here and there he would know #idk must be hard to be an idol and straddle that line of not wanting to cause any ripples but having your own ideas and beliefs #oh i'd love to talk to him off the record lmao #dont take this as anti korea sentiment btw like australia is also wack #it just must be interseting and sometimes hard... #wow these tags are long SORRY

[synnthamonsugar]

New reactionary discourse is that childfree straight or f/m couples might as well be gay. What did I tell you. What did I tell you that relationships that aren't "one cis heterosexual man one cis heterosexual woman married in the church & producing as many children as possible" are suspect in the eyes of these freaks? This includes "no relationship at all".

#ofc they don't like gay people or gay sex but you're a fucking moron if you think that's where it starts or ends. #they don't like cf het couples. they don't like disabled couples. poly relationships (obviously). parents who plan their number of kids. #they don't like happily single ppl. ace or aro people. if you think that conservatives are ok with u because you aren't gay lol! lmao even #synnthposting #irl stuff

[thefallenangelsgang]

15 Lines Challenge

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture their character/personality/vibe. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well. @fablewritesnonsense strikes again! As always, no pressure, I just really admire these lovely folk's work: @helena-bug @just-another-wasteland-merc @roystory4 @druidgroves @heylittleriotact

(I'm going to be completely honest, I'm working of off 5 incomplete scenes if I just do BG3, so I'm also going to throw in some By Any Other Name quotes. It's technically the same character from a different story. The backstories vary a little but I'm confident the character is still there. By Any Other Name quotes are marked with an asterisk * at the end)

Wynleth Reiden

“Lathander isn’t going to strike me down if I don’t stop and kneel."

“Are you stupid?”

“Of course I’m not going to kill you!”

“And I’m still not sure you are actually what I think you are or just some freak with filed teeth and a biting kink!”

“My faith is entirely a different matter.”

“I am going to drown myself in the Chionthar.”

“It is precisely because you are a depraved beast that you get the juiciest gossip.”

“Yes, good sex!”

“I was married, he died… fifty-four years ago come Mirtul?”

“I- I think I need to be alone for a bit. I need to pray. I need to do something or I’m going to fall apart.”

“Is that why I took up the role of a garden water feature when I tried to dominate it?"

“Becoming a Paladin, beginning a life in politics, was how I could take control back. I never had a connection to Lathander like you did. I didn’t find him when I lost. He was never there for me in my darkest moments. He was forced upon me because it was expected . He inundates every single one of the worst moments in my life. Because of them .” *

"Here, every second of every day is focused on the words and what they mean and it's been like that for centuries. We are like an ouroboros. The dogma is causing us to consume ourselves.” *

"You are a soldier with faith, I am a priest sent to war. They are entirely different things.” *

"I have Saints, Martyrs, Prophets, all manner of Holy Persons in my family line. I was supposed to follow in their footsteps. But I didn’t. Not totally.” *

If you would like to see more of my writing (or some of the incomplete scenes these are pulled from) check out my tag on my account #Jericho Writes

If you are a Legends of Avantris and Edge of Midnight fan, By Any Other Name is a published oneshot about the Chapter 17 memory ritual you can find on my Ao3!

#number 4 has got to be one of my favorite lines I've ever written #It's also not subtle who she is talking to lmao #At least half of the BG3 lines are pulled from conversations with Astarion lmao #hes the only one I'm 100% confident I have the character voice down pat for #Karlach is in second place #I really need to improve on everyone else #I could probably bullshit my way through The Emperor #the additions I made to his canon lines fit pretty nicely #But I have a feeling as that scene goes on I'm gonna get lost #Anyways peep the line from the sex talk (number 8) #Astarion accuses her of never having good sex which... fair #But the girl was married for 50 years in a long distance relationship #to a sailor of all people #She might not be overly interested in sex but your lying to yourself if you think that shit wasn't wild #Almost all of the By Any Other Name lines are Wynleth arguing with Marius cause that was the conceit of the whole Oneshot for me #Them finally fighting out their differences about faith #MMMMMM Wynleth is how I deal with my religious trauma if you can't tell #tag game #legends of avantris #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #loa #edge of midnight #eom #Jericho Writes

[optiwashere]

Reddit scrolling in the middle of the day is already a bad idea, but doing it in the BG3 subreddit is choosing one of two paths where you either read the same bad joke, or fall into a pile of knives reading people's absurd rants

ignore my own absurd rant in the tags I'm different and special

#the number of 'why karlach peg?' and 'buh buh buh my shadowheart isn't pure and virginal' posts are unreal #these dudes struggling to figure out the difference between 'ok with group sex and experiencing something unique' and 'polyamorous' #she doesn't even suggest it unless YOU pick these options #it all gives off the most unhinged 'my partner cannot ever have fantasies' vibes #my brother in Ao you have to actively walk into a situation where you share your partners lmao #i ain't poly and you know what i did #i just didn't click that dialogue #quelle surprise #i talked to halsin constantly too #all she ever said was he was hot same as karlach #how is this a problem lmao #and for the people that want to have their Sword Coast Polycule then fuck it why not let them have some fun???

[moonchild-in-blue]

shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste and send this ask to your favourite mutuals <3

Oscarinooo hiiii helloooo 💙🍋

#LMAO she really said ✨ ecletic ✨ #what a vibe #also. you may think having undertale music is funny or unexpected but. #i'll have you all know i listen to the undertale soundtrack a lot. like. A LOT a lot. think of a number - it's probably higher #both the official soundtrack and the 5th anniversary concert. yeah. #darya answers #darya's mixtape #system of a down #toby fox #bts #outkast #cigarettes after sex

[jonathanrook]

okay but the problem is. and the reason i don't actually id as ace. is that i have. ya'know. been sexually attracted to people before. two. to be specific.

#okay so in hs i thought i was demi which ik is on the ace spectrum #but there were some flaws in that logic. those namely being. i had never actually been attracted to someone before. #in hs okay. you need to hear me out on this. in hs i was doing like. compulsive bisexuality?? #i figured out i was queer but didn't know how really so i was randomly picking all sorts of crushes. not just guys like anyone. #which is why fun fact to this day i still don't know how many people i've actually ever had a crush on lmao bc i'd even lie in my diaries #but i know some of them were real but it was just like. a little romantic attraction. #and everyone i had a crush on (real or fake for the most part) i was friends w so demi whatever. #BUT THEN. 2019. the unthinkable happens. dan howell comes out and i realize i'm a dyke. #it didn't actually happen exactly in that order but it's funnier to explain it that way. #anyway. like a week later i met the second hottest person i've ever seen in my life ever. #side note i'd already met the hottest but i have Sieve Brain and i genuinely don't remember how that went at all in the slightest #so the second hottest will have to do as my point of reference forgive me #anyway before i even knew her name. Salivating. insane. #and to this day i've still only been attracted to those two people. not even celebrities. #i don't know what “celebrity crush” means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask. #but i feel like i'm fairly old to have only wanted to. like. fuck two people. that seems like a low number. i don't know how this works. #and it's not demi if i didn't get to know them first right? #ace people explain y'all are smarter than me real #but it literally is still like i don't understand you people and your. sex. why are you like that. #rachel rants

[immobiliter]

reasons why everyone should love jackson:

- most popular boy at school but not a dick. is friendly to everyone even if he can be caught up in his popularity a little sometimes - fan of big romantic gestures. sung to the girl he liked in front of the entire sixth form - more to him than meets the eye! struggles with anxiety and the pressures he is under from his mum, but eventually has a heart to heart with her and tells her how he feels - stepped aside for maeve to be with otis, despite the fact that maeve broke his heart - befriended people like viv & cal who were outside his typical social circle as a former jock & head boy - stood up for cal (who is non-binary) to hope. developed a crush on them and tried very hard to overcome his cishet conditioning even if things didn’t turn out romantically for them in the end - sabotaged hope’s presentation to encourage pride and acceptance instead of shame in the student body - is played by kedar williams-stirling who is the most beautiful man alive like have you seen him

#* / character study ( jackson marchetti. ) #me: i'm adding him back but lowkey #also me: willing to write an entire essay about why i love him #but yes i have three sex ed muses i think i'm good now lmao #3 seems to be the magic number for me when it comes to my prolific fandoms on this blog

[longeyelashedtragedy]

observations: still not done and this is already my longest single-chapter fic in any of my fandoms.  we might go over 9,000 words here.

this really does feel like one of the weirdest things i’ve written.  like in some ways it’s such a standard catmanu porn epic.  it really is so much like 5.VII as i observed before---completely uncanon Vacation, shower scene, a Special Outing, a Revelation that then is exploited for sexual gain, except here there’s so much Repression and obliviousness and the changing power dynamic (you know i love fics where the power dynamic changes every 2 seconds) also happens here but very differently and, i think, with neither of them being aware that’s happening.  and i’m also laying down some foundations for fic i haven’t written yet. and making some things happen based on headcanons i don’t explicitly reveal in the fic. So! it makes it weird 

#fic saga #digestif #my pathetic first contribution to the Lampardverse #happy birthday cousin jamie lmao #also we have a record number of mentions of ayia napa sex tape in a fic lol #(3 i think)

[vacantgodling]

😈 Who is naughtier? Either in the bedroom or by breaking the law, etc.

🍋 Who is more likely to be in a sour mood on a bad day? (Bonus: how does the other one handle that?)

For Amon and Hya bc I am so normal about them fufhfhhfhfh

fjdjdjrjr pls i need someone else to share my insane obsession with them 😭

😈 Who is naughtier? Either in the bedroom or by breaking the law, etc.

AMON.

amon amon amon amon AMON. in both senses. MY GOD. firstly he’s already in a gang, and while the laws in galère are questionable AT best amon disregards them whenever it suits them. he knows the law so he can play the law yknow lol. he’s also killed several dozen people if not more than that by the time he meets hya (idk how many id have to really delve into his backstory to figure that out but it’s probably at least 20) so like. law who? don’t know her.

when it comes to the bedroom amon is pff. the only one with experience between the two of them first off and secondly he’s already into some pretty wild shit. he can pretty much be convinced to do a lot of things in the heat of the moment and he’s probably been in more dangerous sexual situations than he should be in. i’ll rant about some of his unusual kinks or things he’s dabbled in in the tags lol but like the tl;dr amon letting hya tie him up is Mad Tame for him dbdjdjd

🍋 Who’s more likely to be in a sour mood on a bad day? (Bonus: how does the other one handle that?)

while the two of them are prone to irritability tbh unsurprisingly it’s hya mainly bc his foul moods linger lmao. once amon lets off some steam he’ll be over whatever pissed him off but hya can let the smallest things irritate him for days on end if left to his own devices about it fjdjdj. he’ll also get pissed off by other things if he’s already in a bad mood so like let’s say he’s irritated in the morning by one small thing— he’ll stay irritated and it’ll just keep piling up.

amon usually handles hya (better than most) in such a weird way. he’ll keep pushing hya’s buttons until he takes it out on him or tells him what’s wrong hdhedhe. hya isn’t someone who opens himself up to being coddled (it’s a LONG TIME before he lets amon cuddle him voluntarily 😭) so a lot of times he has to be “forced” to get over it or let out his frustrations. best way to do that is to keep pissing him off and become the target of his irritation. most people don’t want to be the object of hya’s wrath but amon finds it both funny and sexy tbh so he has no problem with it. & it usually leads to raunchy sex so like. who’s really winning?

(amon is)

#they’re so dumb i love them #s: paramour #suggestive #<- bc sex talk #also stop reading nOW if you don’t wanna hear about amons weird ass things he’s done #so amon has a danger and adrenaline kink like i said #but he specifically gets really aroused when he fights #when he’s not doing gang shit or at work he does underground fighting a lot a la rdj sherlock holmes lmao #just to blow off steam #he’s been fucked by a good number of his opponents tm #also he is a switch #but more so a bottom / power bottom a lot of the time bc he finds more pleasure and power in being the thing that controls his partner’s #release #tm #he’s also been pissed on and he didn’t hate it #has a huge blood kink #has fucked while injured and or asked his partners to injure him #knife play #the whole shebang #djdjdjdj #i could talk about it more but i should chill

[b-0-ngripper]

Literally repulsed by the thought of having sex with a man now :/

#letting my ex fuck me when i did not want to have sex did a number on me lmao #i dont want anyone to touch my pussy or put anything in it #shit im not even sure i wanna kiss anymore #feels disgusting and forced and too much #after letting my ex violate my spirit like that #i would to have a nonsexual relationship with a man but it feels almost impossible since it seems to be the only thing they want from me