Ask to get a mold of his dick for a dildo? He was enjoying you as much as you were enjoying him so he probably wouldn't mind
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a dildo could never compare to the real thing.............. but I could buy something close enough to it-
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New reactionary discourse is that childfree straight or f/m couples might as well be gay. What did I tell you. What did I tell you that relationships that aren't "one cis heterosexual man one cis heterosexual woman married in the church & producing as many children as possible" are suspect in the eyes of these freaks? This includes "no relationship at all".
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OK VACATION JOEL ANON WHO JUST SENT ALL THOSE THOUGHTS AND THOTS
how did you get in to my head???? how did you get into my google doc????
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Reddit scrolling in the middle of the day is already a bad idea, but doing it in the BG3 subreddit is choosing one of two paths where you either read the same bad joke, or fall into a pile of knives reading people's absurd rants
ignore my own absurd rant in the tags I'm different and special
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Reading back over your own fics really just highlights what your dormant kinks are lmao
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reasons why everyone should love jackson:
- most popular boy at school but not a dick. is friendly to everyone even if he can be caught up in his popularity a little sometimes
- fan of big romantic gestures. sung to the girl he liked in front of the entire sixth form
- more to him than meets the eye! struggles with anxiety and the pressures he is under from his mum, but eventually has a heart to heart with her and tells her how he feels
- stepped aside for maeve to be with otis, despite the fact that maeve broke his heart
- befriended people like viv & cal who were outside his typical social circle as a former jock & head boy
- stood up for cal (who is non-binary) to hope. developed a crush on them and tried very hard to overcome his cishet conditioning even if things didn’t turn out romantically for them in the end
- sabotaged hope’s presentation to encourage pride and acceptance instead of shame in the student body
- is played by kedar williams-stirling who is the most beautiful man alive like have you seen him
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observations: still not done and this is already my longest single-chapter fic in any of my fandoms. we might go over 9,000 words here.
this really does feel like one of the weirdest things i’ve written. like in some ways it’s such a standard catmanu porn epic. it really is so much like 5.VII as i observed before---completely uncanon Vacation, shower scene, a Special Outing, a Revelation that then is exploited for sexual gain, except here there’s so much Repression and obliviousness and the changing power dynamic (you know i love fics where the power dynamic changes every 2 seconds) also happens here but very differently and, i think, with neither of them being aware that’s happening. and i’m also laying down some foundations for fic i haven’t written yet. and making some things happen based on headcanons i don’t explicitly reveal in the fic. So! it makes it weird
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😈 Who is naughtier? Either in the bedroom or by breaking the law, etc.
🍋 Who is more likely to be in a sour mood on a bad day? (Bonus: how does the other one handle that?)
For Amon and Hya bc I am so normal about them fufhfhhfhfh
fjdjdjrjr pls i need someone else to share my insane obsession with them 😭
😈 Who is naughtier? Either in the bedroom or by breaking the law, etc.
AMON.
amon amon amon amon AMON. in both senses. MY GOD. firstly he’s already in a gang, and while the laws in galère are questionable AT best amon disregards them whenever it suits them. he knows the law so he can play the law yknow lol. he’s also killed several dozen people if not more than that by the time he meets hya (idk how many id have to really delve into his backstory to figure that out but it’s probably at least 20) so like. law who? don’t know her.
when it comes to the bedroom amon is pff. the only one with experience between the two of them first off and secondly he’s already into some pretty wild shit. he can pretty much be convinced to do a lot of things in the heat of the moment and he’s probably been in more dangerous sexual situations than he should be in. i’ll rant about some of his unusual kinks or things he’s dabbled in in the tags lol but like the tl;dr amon letting hya tie him up is Mad Tame for him dbdjdjd
🍋 Who’s more likely to be in a sour mood on a bad day? (Bonus: how does the other one handle that?)
while the two of them are prone to irritability tbh unsurprisingly it’s hya mainly bc his foul moods linger lmao. once amon lets off some steam he’ll be over whatever pissed him off but hya can let the smallest things irritate him for days on end if left to his own devices about it fjdjdj. he’ll also get pissed off by other things if he’s already in a bad mood so like let’s say he’s irritated in the morning by one small thing— he’ll stay irritated and it’ll just keep piling up.
amon usually handles hya (better than most) in such a weird way. he’ll keep pushing hya’s buttons until he takes it out on him or tells him what’s wrong hdhedhe. hya isn’t someone who opens himself up to being coddled (it’s a LONG TIME before he lets amon cuddle him voluntarily 😭) so a lot of times he has to be “forced” to get over it or let out his frustrations. best way to do that is to keep pissing him off and become the target of his irritation. most people don’t want to be the object of hya’s wrath but amon finds it both funny and sexy tbh so he has no problem with it. & it usually leads to raunchy sex so like. who’s really winning?
(amon is)
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