Mahiru: So what did you do at work today?
Tooru: I had to write a report on the behavioural traits of Centaurs. Called it Human Neighture.
Mahiru: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
Kuro: No wait I wanna hear this
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Iduna finding a new machine: Oh you are beautiful! No really you are, you're gorgeous, Look at that! I love it, I've got chills! Listen, seriously, I mean this from the heart, it would be a crime, it would be an act of vandalism to disassemble you.
Iduna *pulling up screwdriver*: but that won't stop me
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Misono: Wanna hear a joke?
Licht: sure
Misono: money
Licht: Oh, I get it
Misono: I get it a lot too
Misono & Licht: laughs in wealthy
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Ilido: When do we get to eat again?
Nico:
Nico: You ate ten minutes ago!
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Shuuhei: Mikuni-senpai asked me how my life is. I thought he said leg.
Iduna: Oh no
Shuuhei: I told him it only hurts when I pay attention to it and the look he gave me was so uncharacteristically full of concern I thought I broke him for a minute
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Tsubaki : I dont care for that tone
Kuro : and I don't care for ur existence, yet here we are
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Lawless: Weiß du, was Shakespeare sagt? Es rann nie der Strom der treuen Liebe sanft.
World End: ... Hä?
Lawless: Liebe ist scheiße.
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old child: what do we want??
servamps: peace!
old child: when do we want it??
servamps: NOW!
sleepy ash: peace-
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Mahiru: Come on, we're not here to judge you, Lawless.
Mahiru:Ok, maybe Licht would judge you but-
Licht: OF COURSE I'M HERE TO JUDGE YOU, SHIT-RAT!!
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Gil: What if there was an alarm clock but it rings every time?
Ray: We touch-
Gil: I get-
Ray: This feeling-
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Licht & Hyde are in a fight
Licht : *angrily* Go fuck yourself !
Hyde : I'd rather fuck you please.
Licht : *confused* W-What ?!
Kuro : *from the other end of the table* HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU !
Mahiru : *next to Kuro* HE SAID PLEASE TOO !
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Licht : You're ugly.
Lawless : Why must you attack me with words?
Licht : Do you want me to use rocks?
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