#seriously sam wtf

[im-derty-dan]

no bc what was in that firstbank amphitheatre air?

#i'm looking at U samuel #wtf is his problem?! #seriously tho that venue is one of my favs #greta van fleet #danny wagner #jake kiszka #sam kiszka #gvf

[thorns-and-rosewings]

MEANWHILE IN HOME SWEET BAR AU🍻

Eclipse, Ruin and all of the Infernal Machine staff are standing outside... As the sound of something large shuffling around inside can be heard. Along with some strange bird calls...

Eclipse: Alright... Who did it? I'm not mad I just want to know. Who put an emu in my bar?

Bartender 1: Honestly Eclipse, I have no idea. I just came back from the stock room and it was right there... And then it chased me out.

Bartender 2: Yeah I just walked in to start my shift and it was there. It had hate in its eyes. It looked like it was going to frickin mangle me so I backed up and went out the same way I came in.

Eclipse: (Sharp inhale) Oh... I think I can beat it in the HATRED department.

Ruin: Eclipse don't, I'm calling animal control.

Eclipse: That'll just take too long, it's a stupid bird. I've got it. (Goes in to deal with the big angry flightless bird)

Bartender 1: ...You think he can get rid of it?

Ruin: (Sighs) Well, Eclipse has a sea of untapped rage... But if the entire army of Australia couldn't beat these things, I don't think he's going to be very successful here.

(It's like the sound effects of Solar vs Jack, although with a lot more swearing and bird calls)

Bartender 2: Still... Who let's an emu into a bar? Was it a prank?

Bloodmoon: (Nobody even noticed he was coming up behind, initially for a kill... But now intrigued by the conversation) What is an emu?

The two human bartenders jump, Frank waves and Ruin is unfazed as he's looking up the number of animal control.

Ruin: A big angry flightless bird that Eclipse is most likely fighting off with a broom... Trying to get it out of the bar. But I think it's winning the fight.

Bloodmoon: (Chuckles and races inside, sensing a challenge)

The sounds increase 10x now peppered with the sounds of Bloodmoon laughing and snarling... Before all goes suddenly still... And Eclipse, rather disturbed, pokes his head out of the main door. Although it's clear he's splattered with a lot of blood.

Eclipse: ...okay... So somebody go around and try to drag one of the dumpsters out here to the front. We gotta dispose of an 80 pound dead bird... Wait... Oh gross... A... A 76 pound dead bird, no wait... Damn he's still eating it... 70 pounds? ...65 pounds... Wait... Wait DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP!!!

Ruin: (After a moment, changed from looking up animal control to something else...) Ah yes hello, Grimsly Crime Scene Cleaners? My name is Ruin and I am inquiring to see if cleaning up a mutilated emu in the middle of a Steampunk Bar might be something your services cover? Ah... Yes? Oh that's covered in your cleaning packages? Jolly good, I shall see you in a bit then!

They never speak of this incident again...

#tsams eclipse #tsams #tsams au #the sun and moon show #fnaf #fnaf au #dca au #dca #sun and moon show #tsams bloodmoon #sams solar #sams eclipse #sams au #Home Sweet Bar AU #sams ruin eclipse #tsams ruin #tsams ruin eclipse #Ruin x Eclipse #This is totally not me using humor to get over whatever the hell we just saw on today's episode #like seriously wtf #what a frickin mess #...about as much of a mess as what is happening here honestly...

[luverleaver]

no bc let’s talk about it

#seriously #wtf #sir #greta van fleet #gvf #sam kiszka #sam gvf

[maxwinchxster]

jared: it wasn’t a show about romance!

Eileen and Jess:

#eileen leahy #jess moore #samjess #saileen #sam winchester #destiel #deancas #anti jared padalecki #no but seriously what was he even thinking??? #how dare he forget about my girls #not cool dude #not cool! #jess slayed so sam could walk…LITERALLY! #also let’s not forget cassie and lisa like wtf? #weak argument fr

[sigery]

I know Blood Moon said they hated Kill Code, but I really hope they give him another chance to be their family.

I'm upset about what they did to Lunar but that is in their nature... I can only hope some proper nurture can soothe them. While painful, the physical damage was quickly fixed... that does leave the extra trauma of course...

#sams #sams bloodmoon #sams blood moon #sun and moon show #sun and moon show spoilers #sun and moon show bloodmoon #sun and moon show blood moon #laes #laes bloodmoon #laes blood moon #lunar and earth show #lunar and earth show spoilers #lunar and earth show bloodmoon #lunar and earth show blood moon #also Davis- if Lunar is supposed to be a child wtf like seriously wtf shit man that is so fucked up #To be clear- I don't think of lunar as a child. Just mentioning it #Lunar is at least a teen but likely a young adult #Lunar is not Gregory or Cassie's age #whatever that age is- I don't watch the other shows enough to know this #okay done tag talking now

[goldfishontheceiling]

TRASHCAN MAN LORE!?!?!

WHAT

HUH

I MEAN I KINDA EXPECTED THIS BUT

WHAT

#sams #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams spoilers #shitpost #tsams spoilers #idk what else to tag #charlie rambles #SERIOUSLY THOUGH WTF #HUH

[starsanddragonflies]

Did Jared ghostwrite season 15 or something, why are they talking so much shit about Dean and complimenting Sam every other sentence I-

#For real #they’re CONSTANTLY talking about how ‘mediocre’ or ‘below average’ Dean is and then praising Sam for his luscious hair and giant stature #wtf #I mean this might be the whole discourse thing (I am SO late to the party) painting my view but seriously what is UP #Idk man #spn #supernatural #I don’t really remember my original tags and I don’t need to advertise my rants so I’ll just #not use all of them #it’s just a rant anyway nothing important #oh well #Oh and I am not done with s15 yet #I am on 15x11 I think? So I don’t KNOW EXACTLY how it ends yet #I don’t want any more spoilers dear god #I need to get off of tumblr

[artyapplebee]

Alright someone tell me I'm not the only one freaking out after watching Sam & Colby's Conjuring video

#like.. #speechless #seriously wtf #ghosts #sam and colby #the conjuring

[zoe-tally06]

Am I the only one still thinking about Sam kissing a fan???

#greta van fleet #sam kiskza #sam gvf #wtf is going on #like wtf #seriously #no no no no no

[redysetdare]

It's all "Ppl who don't use the SAM are valid!!!" until those people ID as only Aro or Ace when you feel they are aroace. Then it's suddenly ppl trying to erase one identity or the other and "NO YOU MEAN AROACE NOT JUST ACE!!!" etc etc etc.

#text #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aroace #i say this as someone who does use the SAM #like seriously i swear ppl have gotten so pissy about it lately #ESPECIALLY when its non-SAM aces #y'all get so fucking mad whenever someone just IDs as ace or says a character is ace #you guys cannot say you support ppl not using the Split attraction model and then get mad when they dont use it #i swear it was understood only a few years ago wtf happened to the whole solidarity and understanding of non-SAM aros and aces #i dont see many non-sam aros but i do know ppl at least try to say they cant just be aro which who tf cares man. #some labels just match better #u dont understand it but they do leave em alone #i mostly just mentioned Ace in this post because its the one i see more often and know more about

[crystalheartsam]

Wtf is this? Is this a threat??? Help???

#anonymous #ask #??? #is this a threat? #help??? #seriously wtf #sam talks

[captainsticksie]

Samstucky?

#seriously wtf #that don't sound right #and it's still happening #just leave sam out of it #sam wilson

[she-wolf09231982]

You guys…I accidentally deleted my Supernatural stories on here 😩 After I get done loathing myself I’ll make sure to repost them. 😑

#wtf is wrong with me #seriously wtf #supernatural #sam and dean

[maraczeks]

mad about you thread

#ohhhhhohohohohohohho a new mhairi i'm about to be so annoying #ALSO need to finish derry girls and new omitb just dropped liekrjjwndndbjd #woah woah woah is she married #june 28 2022 #oh just a boyfriend ok we can work with that #woah woah woah............ #this is giving reverse delia #mhairi mcfarlane is certifiably insane #no particular reason just the way her words do the magic like #WAIT. #NO ONE MOVE THIS IS SO 27 DRESSES CODED SHES KEVIN #woah wait is he .. is the landlord the.. #WAIT THE FLATSHARE TOO OMGGGGGGGGG THE LAYERS THE SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS !! #i don't think im over reading or reaching when i say harriet is a reference to emma..? #i want to recommend mhairi to dr anna so bad #WTF I SHOULDVE SEEN THAT COMING I WAS WONDERING WHEN SAM WAS COMING BACK OMGGGGG #WAIT THATS SO CRAZY SO IS CAL TRHE LOVE INTEREST /$3&(& #seriously my jaw DROPPED A #oh this is insanely kevin jane coded #and like. the other side of who's that girl HER MIND the way she balances all these threads #THISBIS MHAIRIS FLATSHARE OH IM GIDDY I CANNOT BELIEVEeee #the bridgett in reference 😭😭😭 confirms the lady catherine de bourgh ness #wait political journalist how very mac coded. #hi a clip from persuasion just dropped i am so calm #woah woah woah hes so jane 27dresses #WAIT he's also very james coded omg #crying at midnight feels good feels organic #she is viscous wtf #this has to be her most charged novel to date #guess who was crying at 130 am while i started raining

[sigery]

@ Sun & Moon Show today

#Sun and moon show #sun and moon show spoilers #sams #sams spoilers #seriously wtf guys why would you do this #sams critical

[angelsdean]

dean finds out abt dean jr and he's like "dude wtf why'd you name ur kid after me????" and sam's like "you were dead! i was honoring you. you'd have probably done the same." and dean's goes, "fuck no. my kid's name'd be zeppelin." sam: "zepp-- seriously?! dean that's ridiculous--" dean: "it's cool as fuck. also you killed my first kid so you can shut up forever." sam: *shocked pikachu face* dean: *drives out of heaven with cas to go make a magic grace baby and not name it sam*

#dean jr was so stupid. i say this as a deangirl who thinks everyone should be obsessed with dean. but like. come on sam. #enough with the ghosts. be original. #vic.txt