#send prompts

[weltato]

if i write three (3) hatchetfield fics in the space of....a couple weeks? would people read them?

two are npmd, one is paulkins (inspired by a fic about hey melissa by lilac the book lover (think they're the same on tumblr as ao3? not sure))

if anyone has any npmd prompts they wanna send my way, pls do, i'm slowly getting indoctrinated into michie and i hate that i'm enjoying it so much

#npmd #paulkins #michie #fic writing #starkid #send prompts #send asks #ill take anons too #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #emma perkins #max jägerman #richie lipschitz #hey melissa

[writingnocturne]

ALBW Zelink at a lake?

Still Life

Notes

Getting back to prompts! Hey, Ladye, sorry for the wait! I had so much fun with this one. ALBW Zelink is so underrated!! I hope you enjoy! :) And thank you to dubiousfood for giving me a quick beta read!

Sneak Peek

《 “What do you think? Is this a good spot, Link?”

Lake Hylia carries a light, cool breeze against the summer air. It rolls along the fan of a windmill, creating a faint rocking sound to those up close. As the grass brushes at their feet, two children stand in its thin shadow. One wears a soft pink dress and carries an easel under her arm— the other wears a forest-green tunic with a scarf of a darker shade. The boy in the Hytopian clothes, fashioned after the wear of the lost Kokiri, shifts uncomfortably on his feet.

“Don't give me that look… You're having second thoughts about standing still for so long, aren't you?” The young princess sets up her work all the same, intent on proceeding nonetheless. “I thought you were excited to model for me!” 》

Ao3 Link

Word Count: 488

Prompt Post

This is for a little ask game I'm doing for short fics! You just send me three words and I'll write from them! See the full post here.

#tumblr prompt #writing prompt #prompt fic #fic prompts #fic prompt #send prompts #a link between worlds #albw zelink #zelink #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #tloz #loz #loz fic #loz fanfiction #zelda #princess zelda #loz fanfic #link #hero of worlds #albw link #albw zelda #loz albw #albw #fanfic writing #one shot #tloz fanfiction #tloz fanfic #tloz fic #zelda fic

[shipskicksandgiggles]

dialogue prompts

hi! I’m Ellis, I’m a college student that that apparently keeps landing myself in bizarre situations and I cope by making prompt lists out of them. they’re usually hilarious and great for short fics, so feel free to send me a number with a character/ship/dynamic, or even just a fandom that you think fits

“Is this about the fax machine? Because if it is, my vote is we put a bullet in it.”

“I don’t need to hear about any of your sex lives. I’m talking to you specifically.”

“Why are you all in the hallway? Is that a dog?”

“Do they remind you of someone?” “Yeah, me when I was that age, I was hoping you wouldn’t mention it.”

“I’m going to steal someone’s kneecaps.”

“Someone just barked at me in the grocery store parking lot.” “Go see who it is.” “You asshole.”

“Why are you standing like that?” “They’re autistic, leave them alone.”

“It’s been like three months. Why are you a different person?” “Catastrophic change and trauma, babe, don’t worry about it.”

“Every day my interests become more and more like a middle aged father’s.”

“Do you want to come build a chair?” “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

“Why do you talk so much about cannibalism in this class?” “Your guess is as good as mine.”

“Everyone gets excited about boobs!” “I honestly don’t think that’s true.”

“Do you need the heat pack more?” “I wasn’t going to bring it up, but you limped home, I think you need it more.”

“Some guy just mistook me for a cis man, this is the best thing that’s happened to me all week.”

“You went to Catholic school? I would have thought you’d gone to public school and then taken a hard left into satanism.”

“Did you have a Voltron phase?” “No, why?”

“You know how I would literally rather die than ask for help?”

“Do you have time for me to have a gender crisis on you or are you too busy?” “Oh, no, this is happening.”

“Dude, they took your door.” “Your door privileges have been revoked.” “What the fuck?”

“Oh my god, quit it with the mother henning.” “If we lose the kid I’m blaming you.”

“Do you have a reason or are you being a nasty cynic?”

“So he’s better than you.” “I’m okay with that.”

“Did you just call me to tell me the person who won Jeopardy! has my chronic illness?”

“I regret asking.” “Why would you ask an autistic person about their hyperfixation when you don’t want an in depth answer?”

“Insane question, but can I put you in hell?”

“If one more person gives you public recognition for a thing I think you’re going to set yourself on fire.”

“Holy shit, you’re like a vampire.” “In all seriousness, you should see someone about that, that’s not normal.”

“Did I just sleep for 16 hours?” “Roughly, yeah. How are you feeling?” “About how you’d expect.”

“Where are you? Oh you’re having floor time.”

“Your taste in men is seriously questionable. If you only want his dick I’m sure we can figure out something else.”

“You need to crash your car right now.”

“Don’t make me pull rank at 6 in the morning again, I’ll die.”

“Are you crocheting right now? God this is such a weird group of people.”

“I got called an anarchist again.” “By the same person as last time?” “Nope.”

“Are we going to talk about what happened back there?” “No, why, what happened?”

“My mom has apparently kissed more women than I have.”

“You goddamn whore!” “What happened?” “She lied to me!”

“Of all of us, I think you’re the most likely to be a vigilante. Like a journalist by day, crime fighting hero by night.” “Like Spider-Man?” “Exactly like Spider-Man!”

“What’s going on?” “There might be a squirrel in the building, let me get back to you.”

“Don’t flirt with me while I’m holding a knife.”

“So imagine you’re a bisexual woman and you want to go to a strip club.”

“You scare people.” “I’m literally the nicest person alive.” “I watched you yell at someone last week.” “And?”

“The group chat is rioting.” “Oh my god.”

“We’re stealing your dog. She’s ours now.”

“I’m going to use my powers of being everyone’s favorite to get out of this.”

“I don’t associate myself with my birth name because no one called me by that name growing up.” “Have you perhaps heard of therapy?”

“My professor thinks I need an emotional support bird.” “No, I know you need an emotional support bird.”

“Okay, so they’ve got some trauma they need to work through. What’s driving the rest of you?”

“I ended up with the straight up rainbow one. Maybe straight is the wrong word. Anywhom-”

“You met this man a week ago, what do you mean you’re in love with him?”

#ellis writes #writing prompts #prompt list #dialogue prompt #send prompts #fyi I am willing to write for just about any fandom I’ve ever been in #I love good omens and doctor who in particular #but I will also write for Star Wars stranger things or others #I’d be willing to give TMA fics a shot

[sterekchub]

Master Fic List

 My Prompts &Fics from tumblr & A03.

My inbox is open for prompts..

Or join our chubby!Teen wolf discord! https://discord.gg/NhY7Dx47v

20+ Prompts and Pairings - Tagged in the A03 Summary Chubtober & Chub Christmas:  Various Pairs: Force-Feeding: fat!Derek/Stiles/Chris Eager to Assist: Fat!Peter/Stiles The Deputies: Fat!Parrish/Fat!Derek/Sherrif Stripper: Fat!Derek/Chris Streamer: You/Fat Derek

Fat!Jackson Le Grande Boulangerie Fat!Scott and Fat!Stiles and Feeder Derek Frat Pigs:  Fat Slobs 1 & 2 

Sterek Mutual Gaining Gluttony Demon Feeder to Feedee

Feeder!Derek & Fat Stiles: Helping Him Grow Too Fat too F**K An Alpha’s Mate Personal Trainer Outgrowing the Office Buurp Sugar Baby Stiles’ Gains (5 Different Prompts) ERR MAX WEIGHT Fattest Intern Ceo’s Boyfriend  Santa’s Fat Elf Pushy:  Date Night

Feeder!Stiles & Fat Derek:  Grease & Gains Favorite Customer Pear Shaped Your Highness  Feeder For Hire Fast Food Addict Sabotage  Cafe Claudia: Derek develops quite the taste for Stiles’s baked goods. WIP with @chubby-derek-and-friends A Hefty Hale (9 different prompts) Eat More Than you Can Carry Biggest Cow in the Barn Barnyard Ready 

#my inbox is always open! #chubby!derek #chubby!stiles #sterek #fat fantasy #wg story #wg text #send prompts #chubby!teenwolf #fat slob #immobile #ssbhm

[weirdraccoon]

MC *laying on top of Sebastian*: I don't want to exist today.

Sebastian *rubbing her back*: Well, Ominis and Tom are at Hogwarts and I don't have any important project at work.

MC: Can we build a fort?

Sebastian: Anything you want.

MC: Could you just hold me and talk?

Sebastian: Anything you need.

That night Ominis finds them in a blanket fort in the sitting room with all the pillows available in the house while MC sleeps and Sebastian reads outloud from one of his books.

He joins them.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #adopted dark lord au #hogwarts legacy mc #no energy today #im starting to lack ideas #send prompts #if ya want

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

so, I've been unable to write for awhile (bc depression is a bitch). but i think I'm going to attempt a one shot, just to see if I can manage it. it's going to be armand/daniel, bc they are my fave. show version, bc there's so little we know and that makes it fun to play with. i may throw in louis as well, bc the more the merrier. anyway, I'm rambling. the point is, send me smutty prompts. (my brain is too foggy rn for plotty stuff) send it anon if you're shy.

#send prompts #i wanna try to write something

[boy-in-the-stars]

is it I back for more shitty long scollace prompts 😈😈😈 I'm so glad u liked the first ones cause like ik they're cringe 😭😭 anyway sorry again for how fucking long this is:

- I like to imagine they have a lot of movie nights cause scott just orders a ton and still rents movies from that place I forget the name of where Kim works 😭 most nights acott would prolly pick the movie but sometimes wallace gets a chance. idrk what kinda movies he would like but I feel at least once he would waste his turn to purposefully rent a movie he knows scott would hate just to see him suffer <3 true love. in his defense he had to sit through the sonic movie (or if it takes place in 2004 then sonic ova) at least a hundred times.

- I don't think scott would particularly be scared of horror movies but whenever they watch one wallace would definitely tease and try to freak him out. scott would get very annoyed and insist his teasing isn't working and in his defense it isn't!! it's a shitty 80s slasher film or at least he thinks until all the lights are off and there's weird noises outside. suddenly he's tugging on wallace and holding onto him without even realizing.

^^ I j wanna make a point bc I don't want this to come off as like babying or ooc or even fetishizing cause i think scott could definitely handle horror movies. I don't think he's a horror fanatic but he has respect for the classics. it's like wallaces relentless teasing after an especially scary horror movie he hasn't seen, in the middle of the night, with particular weird noises outside. it's like a rly specific situation cause he's usually fine with horror. I j wanted to makebthat clear cause ik there's like a lot of weird fanfics where scotts like an uwu soft boy and. ew. i don't mean it like that. bleh

- after they're official I feel like their dynamic would basically stay the same cause cmon they were pretty much dating before. only difference is now wallace gets to full on make out with him and give him a little more forehead kisses than he did before. at first I feel like scott would act annoyed or maybe not annoyed but dismissive of the little kisses not cause he didn't like them but bc he acted like he didn't like them before they're dating and he feels the need to keep it up. he doesn't wanna give wallace that satisfaction of I told u so u obviously enjoyed them. but either when scotts sick or even tired or whatever wallace gives him a little kiss and Scott pathetically is like another plsss ☹️☹️☹️. Wallace is like oh? now we like my kisses?? with his little smug ass face. when scott fully wakes up he still barely admits to liking them but now doesnt completely ignore them (he loves them). after like a week I think scott would give up the bit and embrace them like kiss it better?? good luck kiss?? goodnight kiss?? morning kiss?? greedy bitch

sorry for how much I write I j wanna like makebmyself clear plus I rlly suck with words so I hope this comes across ok. sorry these are worse but ofc I have more cause of the autism ☹️☹️ hope u enjoyed reading this fucking novel 😭😭

these are all so cute anon!! don’t you even worry, i haven’t been getting many prompts so these mean a lot to me. the first one shot (haircut) should be up as soon as my comic artist finishes the panels!!

shout out to @literallylee btw, they’re drawing some comics for the fics and they’re literally amazing, can’t wait for you guys to see them!!

#fanfiction #scott pilgram takes off #scollace #scott pilgram vs the world #wallace wells #gay #scott pilgrim #fanfic #one shot #one shot book #writing #anon #asks #send asks #send prompts #guys

[trashmouth-richie]

the lack of motivation for my current WIPs is completely severed from my spinal cord rn so i’m asking for anyone to send in some simple prompts to get the creative juices (ew) flowing.

requirements:

has to be eddie x reader (pls + thanks)

smut, fluff, angst any are welcome

2/3 words OR an image

ex:

smut

watermelon, nail polish

or

smut,

(i did this over a year ago when i hit a tiny milestone and i LOVED it and i feel like it helped quite a bit!)

#ziggys asks #ziggys reqs #are open #send prompts

[luna-baby01]

Do you ever fantasize about your hugely fattened, massively swollen body getting stuck and needing help to get free? Your fat birthing hips wedged tight in the armrests of chairs, or your enormous decaplet bump lodging itself in a tight doorway...

Y-Yes……Good god that sounds so fucking hot…😳

Stuck in bed with my colossal decaplets belly towering over me, spending most of my time eating & sleepinh. Only occasionally getting out of bed to go to the toilet or answer the phone/door. The floorboards creaking under my swollen little feet. Wearing massive nightgowns or XXXXL pajamas cuz those are the only things that fit around my gargantuan, fat pregnant body. Struggling to even stand, lumbering around with the help of the walls or two-three people. Only getting up for short periods of time for my own safety, before I’m hauled back into my bed by several people, with a thunderous thud that makes the bedframe squeak out loud and the entire bedroom vibrates.

#answered #send me asks #ask me questions #send prompts #inbox prompts #huge pregnant belly #gigantic pregnant belly #hyper pregnancy #big pregnant belly #pregnant #pregnancy #pregnantbelly #sexy pregnant #pregnancy kink #massive #round belly #ready to explode #ready to pop #ready to burst #so many babies #triplets #quadruplets #sextuplets #octuplets #decaplets

[submissiveking99]

Time For Another Ask Game!

So... For once I'm not gonna be busy with work this weekend. However I am going to ComiCon here in the UK. And spending the weekend with family. Doing stuff like going to the cinema and all that lovelyness.

This ask is nice and simple. But also varied. Because there are three things.

Ask The Muses. Ask one of my many muses a question. About their sexuality/kinks/past/whatever. Very simple, just say who you are seeking to and ask away.

(Examples: "Kari, do you like giving footjobs?" "Roll, do you like bondage?" "Spider-Gwen, have you ever given a thigna blowjob?")

Smash Or Pass. This one is simple. Send in a pic of a character, as well as that characters name, and ask my muse if they would smash or pass.

(Example: "Hey, Emma Frost. Smash or Pass, Hinata from Naruto [insert picture of Hinata]?")

Would You Rather. And the final one is as simple as the others. Choose a muse (or two or three) and give them a Would You Rather question.

(Example: "Hey, Bowsette. Would you rather, peg Link or be fucked by a Futa Peach?")

Send in as many asks as you want. A nice and simple game we can all have fun with

Alternatively, send in prompts for fun little sexy snippets. Or propose to one of my Muses. Or, as a final alternative... This game is still active. Let's just see what you guys can come up with.

#ask game #rp memes #rp meme #smut meme #smash or pass #would you rather #askbox memes #rp ask meme #rp ask game #ask meme #ask away! #ask the muses #rp ask #rp game #please specify muse #specify muse #read rules before interacting #proposal #send me asks #send prompts

[realmermaid333]

Okay i’m a sucker for soft wyler so here’s an idea: Tyler sees wednesday smile for the first time and is absolutely mesmerized, from then on he pokes her dimples and reminds her constantly how beautiful it is

i got you! I am a big lover of wyler fluff as well

It’s a stormy night in Jericho, thunder cracks its whip through the sky and rain gently taps on Nevermore’s windows. Wednesday and Tyler lay comfortably under her gray bed sheets, Enid is gone for the night on a sleepover with Yoko. 

“You should have Tyler over… Since I’m leaving,” she giggled jestingly.

Although Wednesday shot Enid a death glare, she couldn’t help but chuckle a little. She thought maybe that wasn’t too bad of an idea after all. 

This whole physical affection thing was still new for Wednesday. Only since the end of last school year has she accepted hugs from Enid, and only recently has she allowed her family to embrace her or stroke her hair.

She’d now kissed Tyler several times, it was becoming quite normal for the two of them— but now they lay shoulder to shoulder in her bed for the first time. It was cozy, but also rather awkward. Wednesday could feel her heart beating rapidly in her chest, her skin felt electrified where their arms touched. 

Tyler was attempting to copy Wednesday’s vampiric way of laying; on her back with her arms crossed over her chest. 

“You regularly sleep like this?”

“Yes,”

He laughed, “You’re so kooky… or I guess spooky,” he rolled over on his side so he was facing her. 

“I like to sleep with my spine in alignment,” Wednesday said, turning her head towards him

“Mm” 

Their eyes met, Wednesday examined Tyler’s face in the dim lighting. She loved the way his green eyes twinkled, the way his honey-brown hair shone in the glow of her lamp, how his cheek was squished against the pillow. 

“You are pretty. I hope you know I am very fond of you,” Wednesday spoke softly. 

Tyler grinned at her oddly formal declaration of affection, “You are pretty, and I am very fond of you as well,” 

He gazed into her beautiful brown eyes, they looked warm in the yellow-toned light, her soft lips were parted slightly in anticipation— he couldn’t help but want to kiss her. But he wanted to kiss her somewhere new, somewhere that showed her just how deeply fond of her he was. Softly, he brushed her bangs to the side and planted a kiss on her forehead. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply at the sensation. 

Her heart skipped a beat, her stomach fluttered in excitement as if flies were buzzing within it. Wednesday had never been kissed on the forehead before, and when Tyler did it, it made her feel all warm and fuzzy— it was weird, but somehow she loved it. 

He pulled back and gently stroked her hair, to her own surprise, she smiled at him. A real, whole smile– wide enough that her teeth were visible and her cheeks formed dimples. 

Tyler gasped, “Wednesday Addams smiling??” he giggled. 

She grinned sheepishly, blushing, “Don’t tell anyone!” She tried to sound stern, but failed horribly. 

He cupped her cheeks in his hands, “You are so adorable,” 

Wednesday scowled. 

“You really are!”

Unable to suppress it, she smiled again, shaking her head. 

Tyler poked her dimples, “Oh my god, if you could see how cute you are right now, you’d understand why I am like this,” 

She grabbed his hands, pulling them off of her face and interlacing her fingers with his, “I can’t believe you called me adorable,”

“Well it is true, Wednesday. You are so cute,” she grimaced at his words, “And beautiful, and mesmerizing, and… enthralling, and…um… hypnotizing-” she cut him off by kissing him on the lips. 

Ever since that night, Tyler constantly reminds Wednesday how beautiful her smile is and how adorable her dimples are. Anytime she giggles or beams, he pokes at them playfully. Even if she tries to hide her amusement and glare at him, her cheeks flush and a grin peaks through anyway. 

#weyler #weyler fanfic #tyler x wednesday #wednesday x tyler #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #tyler galpin redemption #wednesday 2022 #netflix wednesday #weyler fluff #send prompts #send weyler prompts #fanfiction #fanfic writer #nevermore academy

[theladyofdeath]

IT'S TIME!

Send me your Christmas prompts! :)

#CHRISTMAAAAAS #sjm #fanfics #send prompts #i'll start posting answered prompts after Thanksgiving! #acotar #tog #cc

[writingnocturne]

"Zelda making cookies" Shenanigans ensue.

The Scent of Nostalgia

Notes

Another sweet baking prompt for BotW/TotK Zelink! This time, it's after the adventure! Thank you for the prompt. It went a lot better than I expected and ended up so silly! Please enjoy!

WARNING: CONTAINS TOTK SPOILERS

Sneak Peek

《 “Let's see… apples, honey, nuts… and the dough! Everything's ready!” Princess Zelda gleefully folds her hands together.

Inside a cozy home in Hateno Village, she and Link gaze over the arrangement of ingredients. They've spent all day running around to gather them. When Link introduced her to the golden apples of the sky islands, she immediately hoped to make something of them. And, sooner or later, she ended up recounting something from Hyrule's early era: a pastry Queen Sonia and King Rauru had enjoyed when they were married. Link insisted on making it for her, but Zelda's been insistent herself. She went out with Link to gather nuts and honey— a feat only really accomplished once they remembered to bring a torch— and now, Link has completed the dough.

Zelda spots her partner reaching for the ingredients out of the corner of her eye, gently stopping his hand by taking it in hers. “Don't worry, Link, I can do this! I'm certain of it! You've taught me very well over the past few years— extensively, might I add— so I believe this will be a better chance than ever for me to go without a proper recipe.” Link can’t really oppose her when she has that expression… Seeing that he’s still concerned nonetheless, Zelda continues, “We have everything right in front of us. I promise not to go experimental.” Evidently, Link trusts her… but he remains very intent on hovering. She supposes she cannot keep him from doing that much. 》

Ao3 Link

Word Count: 1,468

Prompt Post

This is for a little ask game I'm doing for short fics! You just send me three words and I'll write from them! See the full post here.

#prompt fic #send prompts #zelink #totk zelink #botw zelink #silent princess #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #tloz #loz fic #loz fanfiction #loz fanfic #princess zelda #hero of the wild #zelda #link #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #zelda tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #zelda breath of the wild #totk zelda #totk link #king rauru #totk sonia #queen sonia #totk rauru #totk #botw

[shipskicksandgiggles]

dialogue prompts

so for those unaware of how my life tends to go, I end up in a lot of situations where I end up saying something weird or people say weird things to me, and I like adapting those things into prompt lists. send whatever ship/character/what have you with a number and we’ll see how this goes

“Did I go too far?” “Did you go too far? I called my husband a cartoon lesbian!”

“You’re throwing candy at him and he doesn’t even have his tits out.” “That’s how he gets a peanut butter cup.”

“Conservative radio? That has to be Rush Limbaugh.” “Fuck Rush Limbaugh!”

“I’m a massive fucking atheist, but it brings me so much joy to picture Nancy Reagan in hell.”

“You’re so small, it’s like your body can’t contain your excitement. It’s really funny to watch actually.”

“Do not use the word ‘curate’ in relation to 80s heavy metal. You picked it. ‘Curate’, fuck off.”

“I think the neighbors got evicted.” “No, really? It’s about time.”

“You’re like the guy, what’s his name, can’t talk to girls?” “I’d be mad if you weren’t totally right.”

“When you were little I thought you might have been autistic.” “When I was little?”

“You have been gone for six hours-” “Hello child.” “Hi dad- more than six hours actually-”

“I almost took the wrong exit and ended up in Canada, so that’s my day.”

“Who has childproof locks on their car doors?” “What?” “I don’t know, I got stuck in the backseat of a car because of childproofing that shouldn’t exist.”

“I feel like your boyfriend can’t cook.” “Why would you think that?” “Because you cook for him sometimes.” “Why would that mean he can’t though?”

“I think my grandpa tried to set me up with his pastor’s son. Stop laughing, this is serious.”

“Why did she hate you?” “No idea, at that point I was just trying to survive middle school.”

“Well, I mean, the waitress was flirting with you.” “The waitress was what now?”

“What kind of cosmic fuck up did you make to result in this kind of karma?” “I don’t know. I’m so tired.”

“What are you, a dog? Stop chewing on that, you absolute child.”

“You’re just boobing all over the place.” “Boobing.”

“Wait, hold on, let me guess. May of whatever year we were in seventh grade in Detroit.” “Yeah actually, what the fuck? That’s so specific, how did you do that?”

“I like that you call information about yourself lore… Wait, did you just say you got hit by a car?” “I love the order you processed that in.”

“Who had them pegged as the bitch with the biggest tits in this apartment? Not me, that’s for sure.”

“Come here, I need you to bless the vodka bottle.” “I don’t believe in Jesus.” “You don’t need to, just come bless the bottle.”

“I’m stealing his daughter and if he’s still being a homophobe I’ll steal his wife too.”

“I broke up with my boyfriend and my therapist fucking cheered.” “I don’t disagree with her.”

“You would suck dick for a crab rangoon.” “Oh for sure.”

“Someone just handed me condoms in a way that seemed like he thought I had the hardware to be able to use them, however I like that I pass as someone who does, so I’ll take it.”

“So you’re like, an expert on the Titanic, right?” “Is this about the submarine?” “Maybe.” “Great, buckle in, you’ve come to the right person.”

“Do you want me to explain bottom surgery to you? Because I think you’re going to get grossed out.” “Yeah, I’ll be fine.” (dear reader, she was, in fact, grossed out)

“You have main character things happen to you while having the attitude of a quirky side character, and I love it.”

“Is that a lemon?” “It’s a cat, but I see where you’re coming from.”

“During pride month? This is homophobia.” “That was loud.” “Good, I hope the homophobe heard.”

“He was like, ‘is your roommate hot?’ and I was like ‘what, yeah, why?’ like who asks that?” “You think I’m hot?”

“So I have a proposition.” “No.” “You don’t even know what it is.” “Yes I do. That one asshole is hitting you up for a booty call. Don’t.” “Bitch.”

“Where are your wisdom teeth?” “Probably in a medical waste container somewhere if they’re still on this plane of existence.”

“I thought he was kidding!” “Who would joke about a turtle?”

“Hey, can someone drive me to the Urgent Care?” “Like now?” “If you’re not busy.”

“Listen. I avoided admitting myself to a hospital for any reason for almost 17 years. Don’t yell at me for not knowing that wasn’t an Urgent Care problem.”

“Whose Rabbi came to the soccer game?”

“Are you fucking colorblind? That’s purple.”

“I got hit on at the grocery store.” “Was he cute?” “He looked greasy.”

“How do you not know who David Bowie is?” “That is the loudest I’ve ever heard you, holy fuck.”

“When I get wine drunk, I get horny.” “We could have a threesome.” “There’s four people here.” “Oh. Foursome then.”

“Hey can I give you a dollar for one of those beanie babies? I need to butcher it for a cat toy.” “Sure?”

“Sit, we need to talk to you about something.” “Remember when you got high a couple weeks ago and had a gender crisis?”

“Are you going to stab me?” “What? Oh, butter knife, sorry.”

“You know when men have that little swoop of hair? The queef?” “Oh my god I’m crying, you mean a quiff.”

“There is a very large bug on my flowers and I don’t want to touch it.” “That’s my cicada, he’s already dead.”

“Dude, I’ve lived with you for like three months, you’re so obviously a switch.”

“Sometimes you say things and I do not question you because they are the most on brand things you could possibly say. Like sure, I’ll buy that you listen to punk music and have a high pain tolerance. That seems right.”

#ellis writes #prompts #writing prompts #dialogue prompts #send prompts #these are some fun ones #also if anyone wants to send a good omens prompt 👀

[the-hushed-one]

Masterlist

Here's a link to all the poems, proses and prompts I have written!!

(Feel free to send a prompt or a song to write about in the ask box thingy<3)

Romance and fluff:

High School Romance

Enchanted (Taylor's Version) - About having a crush in school

Workplace Romance

Lavender Haze~ unconditional love

Long Distance

Mary's song (Oh my my my)~ Childhood Sweethearts

Breakups:

Money and Fame~ celebrity break ups

Regrets

Hope

Memories

Empty Void~ a Taylor Swift rizz breakup poem

Sad poems/proses:

Mrs. Potato Head

High School

Anit-Hero~ about insecurities you feel as a person

Self H*rm

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[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

Hello everyone!! Remember this?

Well I just cleared out all the old asks for these boards (I'm really sorry to everyone who's asks I didn't do, but it was getting overwhelming how many there were and I was starting to feel guilty looking at it lol)

But!!! I want to complete this chart! So send me a SaSi of RSwR ship for the three that aren't filled in!

Please ONLY send a ship for the spaces that don't have one yet, the goal is to finish this not burn myself out. :)

#sanders sides #rowan rambles #send prompts #send asks #pose meme