#send me your friend codes

[valiisi]

Me and the boys out to play some pokemon go :) 

#pokemon #pokemon go #digital art #artists on tumblr #val scribbles #Dragonite #milotic #girafarig #delcatty #archeops #gliscor #i have an addiction to this stupid mobile game #send me your friend code #or perish #I need to send gifts to people to complete missions

[abirddogmoment]

Happy national best friend day!

#dogblr #maverick #i dont even know if thats a thing in canada gonna be honest #all the pet stores have discount codes today but theyre all american chains #anyway #if your best friend is a dog give them a little kiss for me #and if your best friend is a human send them a heart emoji or something #my face

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

#i'm spitballing into the void bc i'm losing my mind lol if you read this send me some luck thank you #qsmp #someone send me to a nice farm with plenty of space to run i have lived too long #can't wait until someone smarter than me cracks the code #data and network security tried to teach me cryptography but HOO BOY it didn't do shit to help me here #i popped some of the words into a brute force caesar cipher #and also a tool that could roughly check for substitution ciphers #and yeah didn't find shit so uh #im gonna leave it to the one who's an ARG master yknow i think he's got it handled #(i thought about using an online tool to translate this but then realized i Do Not trust translators i can't verify) #(like i've definitely used google translate on my french assignments but the thing is i speak enough french to verify that) #(duolingo spanish + english/french cognates doesn't leave me confident and im not asking my unconnected spanish speaking friend to check it) #((i refuse to admit to her face that i've sunk so deeply into this hell-)) #(like spanish is such a common language for english speakers to learn that i'm sure they've honed the eng/span trans pretty well BUT) #(i don't trust it lol and id just prefer not to put something on my blog that i can't verify) #(so apologies and uh translate at your own risk k love you byeee) #shut up vic

[puppyeared]

Wait another wizard 101 sufferer? Another lost soul sucked into the world's most entertaining grind-game? Another victim of the binge purge cycle where you want to do nothing but play followed by several months of just not caring? Another nostalgia-driven casual gamer reminiscing about when pvp was fun and not a toxic wasteland? Another with several dozen people in their friends list they wish to log in just once more when the binge purge cycles align?

oh i was a club penguin enjoyer. are u okay though

#????? is this because i mentioned wizard 101 as a joke on catmasks post???? i forgot about that #but if we're talking abt binge playing smth followed by several months of gutwrenching emptiness and nostalgia driven reminiscence #the only thing that comes to mind is minecraft PE hunger games. nothing else comes close to the blind rage and bloodshed #i remember seeing those chumps who bought premium with the gold podium and diamond axe before the game starts bc i would go #straight for their throats before they knew what hit them and then id have a diamond axe for the rest of the game LOL #ive. never actually played wizard 101 my brother just sends me shitposts abt it so its the first thing i thought of trying to be funny #sorry if i got your hopes up 😔 id give u my penguins friend code but. well #ask #yapping #answered

[cerastes]

Hey Drimo, just want to say you are a bastard man who delights in causing misery and pain to your poor unsuspecting followers. Thanks to years of your subliminal messaging and against my better judgement I've finally ended up downloading the damn Arknights game. Played far, far too much over the last few days after the game lured me in with some really good luck on the freebie rolls. I blame specifically you for my upcoming and inevitable suffering.

GOT ANOTHER ONE, LADS

#HAHA WELCOME TO HELL #send me your friend code #drkung fu

[mypokemonranch]

I got an Election Day shiny in Pokémon Sleep! I wonder what I should name him? 🤔

#hello friends if anyone would like to add me in pokemon sleep please send me your friend code (either as a reply or an ask!) #pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #caterpie #max plays pokemon

[wrathevil]

i have been drawing and not spending every waking hour playing splatoon actually (lying)

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #my art #you are legally required to send me your friend code/j

[whypolar]

I've started studying Japanese recently. Something I've idly considered for over a decade but never seriously tried, and apparently Gundam is the thing that finally pushed me over the edge. There's so much side stuff out there with no official or fan translation

#remibloggue #join me on renshuu... send me your friend codes... #i love language learning tbh. becoming able to read baby first grader text makes you feel so big brained #and jp is particularly good for that feeling because you're starting from square one without common latin / germanic roots

[gaytedlasso]

I've only had Atlas for 5 minutes but I would literally die for him

#finally downloaded this app and oh my god where has it been all my life #mutuals send me your friend codes

[skitskatdacat63]

I hate when apps temporarily block your acct bcs "suspicious activity", yeah yeah I understand it's for security measures BUT PLEASE IM JUST BAD AT REMEMBERING PASSWORDS, LET ME LIVE 😭😭

#having a bit of a freak out right now 🌚 #my best friend is gonna be in china for 2 months and our only option of communication is wechat #expect i forgot to log into wechat lately so it logged me out and i cant remember my pass and it got pissy with me for requesting sms codes #so it temporarily blocked me for suspicious behavior PLEASE WECHAT I JUST AM IMPATIENT #and then it said i requested unblocking too many times i have to 'wait' #wait how fucking long wechat?????? how long????????? #and even then with requesting your acct to be unblocked the easiest way is to get a friend w a wechat acct to verify you #HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU THINK I HAVE WECHAT 😭😭😭😭 #MY ONLY FRIEND WHO HAS WECHAT IS ON HER WAY TO CHINA AS WE SPEAK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT THAT #she has to stop in another country for like half a day so im hoping when she lands she can help me 😭 #BUT WHAT IF I STILL CSNT REQUEST BY THEN?? WHAT DO I DO THEN WECHAT???? #once she gets to china i feel like im basically fucked #but yes i understand security measures but jesus christ please irs me i swear why are you making me jump through all these hoops????? #but im gonna actually be so upset if this screws up me being able to msg her :( we talk every day :( #i think i will actually combust and die if were just no contact for that long im actually gonna die #how am i gonna survive without her sending me china pics and me harassing her with f1 updates :((( #ugh i dont know what to do :( and i feel really upset abt it #maybe whatsapp will work and we can fix my acct but who knows :( #catie.rambling.txt

[shiny-pokemon-giveaways]

To my PoGO friends:

My town had a small winter storm a couple nights ago, making it unsafe for me to drive around today and possibly tomorrow too. Sorry in advance for the lack of gifts!

I’m really hoping all this ice melts away before Hoenn Tour; I’ll be hella depressed if I have to play it from home.

#Pokemon GO #Send me your friend code if you'd like to add me to your friends list #I usually send gifts daily to all my friends

[fawnarchive]

OOO GIRL YOU ARE SO GOING ON THE PLATONIC/FAMILIAL LIST. I DUNNO WHICH YET BUT

fontaine is making my listograhy grow miles single handedly. sickening of hoyoverse to have this hold on me

#fawn.txt #FURINAA. GIVES HER A NOOGIE #she came on screen and i was like ‘oh my rotten soldier’ #you. you are so sibling coded WATCH ME GET YOU WATCH M #im ill. #friend send me good writing and its fed me for the next ten years and its your guys problem now

[paranormalglass]

CAN I PLAY SPLATOON WITH YOU TOO.... PRETTY PLEASE ?

YES YES YES OFC OFC THE MORE THE MERRIER

#^soggy speaks #the moots :> #iknaenmal #ty for the ask!! #SEND ME YOUR FRIEND CODE IN DMS BRO ILL ADD YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[innitnotfound]

So who else here play duel links/dueling nexus? I've been on a yu-gi-oh kick lately just started playing duel links and I wanna start playing dueling nexus

#yu gi oh #yu gi oh duel links #yu gi oh dueling nexus #Btw if you want to friend me on duel links lemme know and I'll send your my duel id/friend code/however the fuck you friend ppl in this ♥️

[aro-ace-thetic]

what splatfest teams are y'all on?

#im gear cause im a nerd #also if we're mutuals feel free to send me your friend code so i can kick your ASS #<- freshness rating of 4 #splatoon

[snaoisean]

project sekai enjoyer???🤔

i dabble 🫣

#ive only done vivid bad squad djjcjw #i had a brief but powerful hyperfixation on that app a few weeks ago because of some posts you rebloged #you should send me your friend code tbh #thanks for the ask!!