🤡🍫🖤 Laughing Jack x Me Incorrect Quotes
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Me: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
LJ: [Pulls out card from deck] Now, was this your card, Hershey?
Me: Holy moly-
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Me: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
LJ: [Smirks and chuckles] I’m ‘things~’.
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LJ: Hey Hershey, wanna take a shower with me?
Me: I have a gun in the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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LJ: I had a dream we fucked.
Me: It's okay, it was just a dream.
LJ: Ha! I wouldn’t fuck you.
Me: You wouldn’t? 🥺
LJ: I mean, unless you want to-
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LJ: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night, Hershey?
Me: It was autocorrect.
LJ: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please bite and gut me?"
Me: Yes.
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LJ: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Me: WHY?!
LJ: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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LJ: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.
Me, who was spacing out: I'm sorry- what were you saying, LJ?
LJ: Perfect.♡
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LJ: Stop doing that.
Me: Stop doing what?
LJ: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Me: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid..
LJ, chuckling: You always act stupid, Hershey.
LJ:
LJ: Wait...
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pov: your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 2
TYSM FOR THE LOVE ON THE FIRST PART IM SO GRATEFUL 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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(y/n) The phds are in idiocy
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dr.taralewis hes surprisingly very light
-> spencerreid1 Or you're just incredibly strong.
-> (y/n) spence...let's not lie to ourselves now
-> emilyprenty weren't you literally called a pipe cleaner reid??
-> spencerreid1 That's besides the point.
AaronHotchner You guys know this isn't what the jet's used for correct?
-> (y/n) yes dad 🙄
-> dr.taralewis it was for scientific purposes i promise
-> AaronHotchner @/dr.taralewis that being?
-> spencerreid1 How much further up I could get when we're already 15,000 feet above ground.
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(y/n) date night was a success 🤍 (it took three hours to actually make it since spence kept throwing flour)
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paparossi What the fuck is this abomination.
-> (y/n) pizza..?
-> paparossi Absolutely not, I'll be there in twenty, get ready to get schooled
-> emilyprenty LMAO you're in deep shit y/n
princesspennyg AWWW MY PRECIOUS BABIES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @/derekm take notes
-> (y/n) love you garcia 🫶🏼
-> derekm Babygirl that pizza looks like shit
-> (y/n) @/derekm better than what you could make 🙄
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(y/n) He got a little wet
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spencerreid1 Why do you always bully me?
-> (y/n) it's out of love hun
-> emilyprenty because it's funny
-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty that too
jjareau Yet he still has a coffee in his hand
-> (y/n) you mean his cup of sugar and milk with a splash of coffee
-> princesspennyg i don't see a problem with that
-> (y/n) diabetes?
-> spencerreid1 That never stopped me before.
derekm pretty boy can swim????
-> (y/n) more like float and flop around
-> derekm Now ik what to add to the physicality test
-> spencerreid1 The world's just against me isn't it.
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(y/n) Arrested for being too sexy 😩
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Will_LaMontagne That's my wife??
-> emilyprenty not for long
-> (y/n) um emily what abt us 🙄
-> jjareau 3-way?
-> emilyprenty yes
-> (y/n) yes
-> Will_LaMontagne What..?
-> spencerreid1 You get used to it.
thanks again for all the love on the first part i love y'all omg lmk what else you guys would want to see!!! 🤭🤭
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YANDERE! HERO: I’m here to save you, your highness!
YANDERE! HERO: And potentially get married!
YANDERE! HERO: And have your ki—
YANDERE! DEMON LORD(Who’s also your husband): How many times must I banish you, hero? They’re not interested!
READER: No, darling. Let me handle him this time.
READER: *sighs cause they’ve been dealing with yan! hero’s antics since childhood*
READER: *inhales* FIREBALL!
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