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yandereloveraw · 2 months
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🤡🍫🖤 Laughing Jack x Me Incorrect Quotes
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Me: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
LJ: [Pulls out card from deck] Now, was this your card, Hershey?
Me: Holy moly-
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Me: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
LJ: [Smirks and chuckles] I’m ‘things~’.
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LJ: Hey Hershey, wanna take a shower with me?
Me: I have a gun in the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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LJ: I had a dream we fucked.
Me: It's okay, it was just a dream.
LJ: Ha! I wouldn’t fuck you.
Me: You wouldn’t? 🥺
LJ: I mean, unless you want to-
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LJ: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night, Hershey?
Me: It was autocorrect.
LJ: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please bite and gut me?"
Me: Yes.
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LJ: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Me: WHY?!
LJ: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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LJ: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.
Me, who was spacing out: I'm sorry- what were you saying, LJ?
LJ: Perfect.♡
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LJ: Stop doing that.
Me: Stop doing what?
LJ: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Me: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid..
LJ, chuckling: You always act stupid, Hershey.
LJ:
LJ: Wait...
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[Laughing Jack belongs to his creator]
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reidcoffeemoon · 6 days
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What was the reason to look this damn hot?
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In Darkness and in Solitude
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hana-no-seiiki · 3 months
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DARLING/READER: I’m not used to my boundaries being respected
YANDERE: Oh my sweetheart-beloved-honeybunch-pumpkin-boo, you deserve so much better!
ALSO YANDERE: *is the person who always breaks reader’s boundaries, and is literally feeling them up + giving several sloppy kisses all over whatever skin is exposed at that very moment without their explicit consent*
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spentfromspence · 23 days
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Spencer: I dont need to sleep yet, Im not tired.
Y/N: But i’ll be so lonely, who will I cuddle with? Pleaseeee come to bed with me?
Spencer: …are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Y/N: …Is it working…?
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Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄
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poisonous-honey · 2 months
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Player: *listening to Writing on the Wall for the 100th time* Kaveh's just like me fr
Kaveh: *Feeling every emotion at once* pleASE STOP OUTING ME TO EVERYONE IN SUMERU AND THOSE ARE NOT THE TRAITS OF MINE YOU SHOULD BE RELATING TO ARE YOU OKAY
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reidsc0nverse · 9 months
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pov: your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 2
TYSM FOR THE LOVE ON THE FIRST PART IM SO GRATEFUL 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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(y/n) The phds are in idiocy
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dr.taralewis hes surprisingly very light
-> spencerreid1 Or you're just incredibly strong.
-> (y/n) spence...let's not lie to ourselves now
-> emilyprenty weren't you literally called a pipe cleaner reid??
-> spencerreid1 That's besides the point.
AaronHotchner You guys know this isn't what the jet's used for correct?
-> (y/n) yes dad 🙄
-> dr.taralewis it was for scientific purposes i promise
-> AaronHotchner @/dr.taralewis that being?
-> spencerreid1 How much further up I could get when we're already 15,000 feet above ground.
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(y/n) date night was a success 🤍 (it took three hours to actually make it since spence kept throwing flour)
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paparossi What the fuck is this abomination.
-> (y/n) pizza..?
-> paparossi Absolutely not, I'll be there in twenty, get ready to get schooled
-> emilyprenty LMAO you're in deep shit y/n
princesspennyg AWWW MY PRECIOUS BABIES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @/derekm take notes
-> (y/n) love you garcia 🫶🏼
-> derekm Babygirl that pizza looks like shit
-> (y/n) @/derekm better than what you could make 🙄
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(y/n) He got a little wet
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spencerreid1 Why do you always bully me?
-> (y/n) it's out of love hun
-> emilyprenty because it's funny
-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty that too
jjareau Yet he still has a coffee in his hand
-> (y/n) you mean his cup of sugar and milk with a splash of coffee
-> princesspennyg i don't see a problem with that
-> (y/n) diabetes?
-> spencerreid1 That never stopped me before.
derekm pretty boy can swim????
-> (y/n) more like float and flop around
-> derekm Now ik what to add to the physicality test
-> spencerreid1 The world's just against me isn't it.
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(y/n) Arrested for being too sexy 😩
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Will_LaMontagne That's my wife??
-> emilyprenty not for long
-> (y/n) um emily what abt us 🙄
-> jjareau 3-way?
-> emilyprenty yes
-> (y/n) yes
-> Will_LaMontagne What..?
-> spencerreid1 You get used to it.
thanks again for all the love on the first part i love y'all omg lmk what else you guys would want to see!!! 🤭🤭
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tokoyamisstuff · 6 months
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Y/N: We all saw you fall.
Buggy: I did not fall! I hugged the ground.
Y/N: With tears in your eyes?
Buggy: It was a very emotional moment.
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writing-house-of-m · 7 months
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Wanda: Can you get the ice pops out for the kids?
Natasha: These?
Wanda: Erm, no, the boys don't like them. They're for Y/n...
Y/n: *Walks in*
Y/n: Ooo, milk pops
Y/n: Mmm, chocolate :)
Y/n: *Kisses Wanda's cheek and leaves*
Natasha: *Raises an eyebrow at Wanda*
Wanda: I know, I know, I married a child
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kay-selfships · 1 year
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daily reminder that your faves do love you i know cause they told me themselves hehe <33
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yandereloveraw · 5 months
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Allo, mid shapeshift into Monty Gator: Touch Y/N again, and we're gon' fuck you up! 💢
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🔪 Crazy Possessive - Kaci Battaglia
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reidcoffeemoon · 2 days
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Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?
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magnusbae · 1 year
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"...You had to be able to show too much of yourself. You had to be just a little bit more honest than you were comfortable with. And if people judged you, if they felt they knew who you were, that was just something that you were going to have to live with. And what was strange is, once I started doing that, and I was expecting to be judged, or shunned, or people’s opinions or to have to deal with things, what I discovered was, actually, their opinions were, we really like this. We love this story. That’s a good story. It felt huge. It felt personal. And I realized that’s because I was being honest about me.“ —Neil Gaiman
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hana-no-seiiki · 9 months
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YANDERE! HERO: I’m here to save you, your highness!
YANDERE! HERO: And potentially get married!
YANDERE! HERO: And have your ki—
YANDERE! DEMON LORD(Who’s also your husband): How many times must I banish you, hero? They’re not interested!
READER: No, darling. Let me handle him this time.
READER: *sighs cause they’ve been dealing with yan! hero’s antics since childhood*
READER: *inhales* FIREBALL!
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neeuqiakeht · 3 months
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Scaramouche: The world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.
Y/N: I’m sorry I forgot to kiss you goodbye before i left this morning.
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