Oh so when a Fromsoft boss moves with that signature tired, slow heaviness that denotes a once proud being decaying from within and groaning under the weight of its own hubris and a life that has lasted far too long it's epic and cinematic but when I do it it's depressing.
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Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
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just Two one-armed, prosthetic-using, rot-affiliated, katana-wielding, fiercely loyal warriors
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Noshir Dalal, aka actor of lovable beefy boys who do the “:|” face ❤️
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ive never hugged a wall harder in my life
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Aight, askin the real questions now
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how did your otp meet one other or all of them if polycule
Art of them together is welcome.
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