#see i also have self-indulgent AUs

[pbnmj]

i deserve a spider-woman nepal..... miles doesn't have to be the only teen spider with a terrible bisexual mentor (enter my own sketches of the world's most annoying spiderperson, who i fling towards pavitr, complete with a design that's subject to change)

#geeta methodically puts on all her jewelery before going out as spiderwoman <3 u cant fight crime if u are not cute #spidersona #of sorts? i think but everyone should have expected this from me. there was no way sony was going to give me spiderman india #and not receive spiderwoman nepal (THE KATHMANHATTAN JOKE IS TOO EASY) in response #im tackling south asian unity one spidersona at a time! #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #my art #also ofc one specific mention to demigod-of-the-agni who inadvertently triggered my actual posting of geeta #who was just supposed to stay in my psd files forever..... #mythic mumbattan au my beloved. hindu mythology my beloved. genuinely so so cool to see and it enabled me being self indulgent on this blog #for some extra context: im very much still workshopping her and me and my nepali friend were drawing her tgt #as in she would say something and i would hurriedly scribble/sketch it down #and then i kept kinda building on it. ofc i could not resist being inspired by the comics noirverse #so here she's also gifted her powers by a goddess (durga!!!!!) and almost works w her like a much less deranged moon knight. yeah... #don't look too closely at these pls . the design/sketching/etc is kind of everywhere #edit: forgot to adjust colors so theyre up again and a little more vibrant nyeow....

[tennessoui]

ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but

au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.

when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it

then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.

oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning

(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #wine party au #also 100% night ends when anakin spills/(throws?) his red wine onto obi-wan's white cashmere sweater #and then gets cheeto fingerprints all over his light khakis #and obi-wan is torn between eithre killing this man or bedding him #but decision time is NOW #also padme is a professor of psychology at anakin's school #she absolutely brought him to this dinner party to see what would happen when anakin met obi-wan #free psychological experiment #also this is self indulgent because i love these parties #like they're just so fun #because people (when they're not snobby rich assholes) #bring the wildest pairings #like franzia and steak frites or something #or barefoot and hot cheetos #and they have to bullshit their way through an explanaton #and it's just really funny

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Time to use the full power of nerd for this post.

QSMP COUPLES AS DND CHARACTERS (PT.1)

Why couples you ask? Cause I'm lazy that's why. Also, I'm pretty sure people way more knowledgeable than me have done this before but this just for my own fun :)

-- (Part 2) (Part 3)

For this post in particular we're focusing on PISSA

Missa: Oh, our poor wet cat. You don't understand how much I debated making him a tabaxi but at the end of the day the skeleton iconography is too strong. So, Undead Missa! More specifically a Reborn, because it allows for him to be a full-on skeleton and they have a whole thing about losing long stretches of time from their memory and come on. As for class, Bard feels obvious but College of Satire gives it that "wet cat" feel we were missing by having their entire skill set based on dumb luck and stumbling around.

Philza: Now, THIS ONE was hard. Aarakocra and Kenku were both deeply tempting but nothing makes more sense for The Angel of Death than an Aasimar. More specifically a Protector Aasimar, what with their short-use divine wings and their labor to guard the weak and strike down evil. Makes sense, right? Class was also very hard to decide, but among many options, Paladin kind of makes the most sense. A Paladin with an Oath of the Ancients plays really well with q!Phil's connection to the higher beings of his HC4 world and Mumza.

Now please imagine this semi-divine man imbued with great power by his direct connection to higher beings, being hopelessly endeared by the silliest skeleton court jester and... well, yeah, that's basically them.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp pissa #pissa #death duo #pissa au #q!philza #q!missa #I'm interested to see if anyone violently disagrees about any of these #but once again this is DEEPLY self indulgent asdafaasd #I also have thoughts about Chay and Lullah but don't have enough braincells for that rn #maybe later #d&d au #d&d qsmp #dnd au #dnd qsmp

[lucky-slice]

Star Wars AU

#oh look i went back an rendered it :) #sith apprentice kevin day defects after nearly loosing his hand to be trained by unconventional jedi knight wymack #see also: reluctant padwan Andrew and force sensitive runaway smuggler neil josten #this is so so niche but sometimes you have to be self indulgent #kevin day #aftg au #aftg hc #kevin day fanart #Lucky Slice Art #aftg fanart

[yonemurishiroku]

I don’t think Nico would ever have kids. But I do think he’d gain respect from some little one and they would just adopt him as their father figure, no matter how hard Nico claims otherwise.

#i have a specific Jasico AU wherein a child of Thanatos sees Nico as their guardian #as in: he’s the only one the kid trusts wholeheartedly #and nico also holds special sentiment to said kid. #actually that AU focuses on how underworld kids get shunned out rather than soft and cute and wholesome relationships #bc it’s self-indulgent and i dislike camp halfblood in principle #nico di angelo #yone rambling #yone headcanon #nico headcanon #pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #older nico #immortal nico #riordanverse

[millenniummmbop]

hey i just wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the linkin park ygo content,,!! i just got into ygo and your art made me have another INTENSE wave of linkin park and now i can't stop thinking about yugi and seto while listening and i even have the hybrid theory lp at home and am SO tempted to recreate your fanart every time i walk past it it's insane

anyway your brain is godly thank you for this connection

U don’t know how happy this ask makes me it gets me SO FUCKING ECCSTATIC to know that the venn diagram of “yugioh fans” and “linkin park enjoyers” is a flat fucking circle for a lot of us slfjsldjfglsgjlsfjlskfjlkfj 

🎤🎤🎤

#asks #fallen-juniper-leaves #seto kaiba #yugi mutou #sketchbook #GOD I COULD TALK FOREVER ABOUT THE OBSESSIVE CONNECTION MY BRAIN HAS B/W YUGIOH AND LINKIN PARK #LIKE LITERALLY ONE OF THE VERY FIRST THINGS I MADE WHEN I STARTED GETTING BACK INTO YGO #WAS A DUMB ONE-SHOT WHERE EVERYONE GOES TO A LINKIN PARK CONCERT TOGETHER #AND THEN SOMETHING SOMETHING MAGIC SHENANIGANS AND YAMI YUGI HAS TO GO S0 ON SOME MOTHER FUCKERS #IN THE MOSH PIT AS LINKIN PARK PLAYS BLEED IT OUT OR SOME SHIT #but also and this is important #the guys from linkin park are drawn in the hanah barbara art style and the entire adventure is treated like one of those #old episodes of scooby doo where they meet a celebrity guest and they help them solve the mystery #and they speak in like preppy hip 60s slang and they're all nice and polite until the musical number at the end #where chester just SCREAMS into the mic and everyone just starts raging and going crazy going stupid #i think like 3 of the sketches made it onto my doodle dump from the end of last year and NOTHING ELSE #this was 100% a self-indulgent dumb little au thing that was never meant to see the light of day #but shit maybe i'll actually will this into existence some day sldfjsljglsjglsfjlsdfjldskf #oh right the doodle lmfao #they're having a karaoke contest i guess #kaiba wanted SO bad to do chester's part but sadly he just doesn't have the upper range UnU #there's probably like a dozen or so more thematically appropriate LP songs they could've been singing here #but waiting for the end is literally my favorite song of anything they've ever released ever #so i'm selfishly deciding it's both of their favorite too 8))))) #FUCK i love linkin park

[potatobugz]

ok. hear me out. bear with me. ive been struck with an idea for a kny au in which basically genya and kanao become main characters.

keeping in line with the whole "5 senses" theme, genya would have a heightened sense of taste and kanao would have good eyesight. :)

#rambles #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny au #demon slayer au #genya shinazugawa #kanao tsuyuri #INCREDIBLY SELF INDULGENT AU AAHHH LIKE #IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE 5 SENSES THING BEFORE. AND IK THE STORY WOULD PROBABLY WORK JUST FINE WITHOUT A BUNCH OF MAIN CHARACTWRS #BUT I LIKE BIG GROUP DYNAMICS!!!! #AND ALSO we did not get enough of these fharacters. tbh. they are so cool.i wanna see them #also i imagine genyas sense of taste would b something like “he can tell a lot about something/someone just by taste alone” #aka im just imagining him fucking biting people #like he wouldnt. but he would (?) idk it's funny #hed probably like. know exactly what ingredients werw in soething he ate idk #if you ever meed to steal a secret recipe from a rivalling business then hes your guy #and then kanao could see things from very far away + shed probably have god like aim & accuracy #THAT JUSY MAKES ME IMAGINE KANAO WOTH GENYAS FUCKIGN GUN #tanjiro + nezuko + zenitsu + inosuke + genya + kanao is such a fun friendgroup. i like to imagine them going on missions together #i also have the vivid idea in my mind of genya and kanao being stuck on a mission together and #neither of them say a single word to each other. because Kanao doesnt talk much and Genya is very awkward around girls #especially if it is somebody he doesnt know #the idea of them fighting a demon together; never saying a word to each other but eventually getting along maybe? #fighting in sync? learning 2 fight with each other??? idk i like the idea of a silent mission #hold on. thats cool. storing that in my brain #the dynamic is also pretty funny bc kanao is way better at fighting than genya. this poor guy #ALSO NOT TO MENTION THE TASTE AND EYESIGHT THING GOES ALONG WITH THEIR CANON ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS AS WELL!!!

[metamatronic]

i was today years old when i learned lust’s gloves in fmab are apparently only covering the top part of her hands and you can see the bottom of her hand and her long nails at certain angles

#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fmab #lust fmab #this is so fucked up #how have i never seen this before #you so rarely see her palms but i noticed it when rewatched maes’s death scene #also i’m drawing the most self indulgent au i have ever created #i don’t know if i’ll post it cause i don’t know if anyone will care about my crack fmab au in 2023

[catgirlkirigiri]

I told you it wouldn’t just be satosugu next time I posted jjk furries. This time there are even more gay people :)

#alternate caption: it may be a fix-it au but I can’t painlessly un-doom the doomed yaoi. they got back together so it’s fine though :) #zoracontent #zora arts #jjk furries #also yaay now I get to reveal more guys species :D #Yuji is a dog! I know tiger is most people’s obvious pick but he is SO puppy dog. also sukunas a tiger and I wanted them to be different #no specific specie for him btw I think he’s a mutt. he’s one of the few I have ref sheets made for. you might see some of those soon #Megumi is a wolfdog!!! yes I know I know he is very cat. but consider: I can make him look like his dogs. and also it makes him look like #gojos son. it’s great. his sister is also a wolfdog but I think she’s gonna look more dog than wolf. Megumi is definitely more leaning wolf #tojis a wolf they get it from their old man 👍 #nobara is a fox :) no real explanation here she just feels like a fox #I may have also just. wanted someone to be a fox. hehe. same with wanting a bunny which leads us into #mimiko and nanako are bunnies! I genuinely have no basis for this I just felt like it. it’s my self indulgent furry fix-it au ok #also i hope yall appreciate me editing in the text here because it was completely illegible in my handwriting <3 #once again not tagging. if you get here from me saying names while talking in the tags hiiii please enjoy my furries

[transbuck]

fuck it friday

tagged by @panbuckley @alyxmastershipper @prince-buck-diaz @wildlife4life @heartbeatdiaz @wikiangela

did something a little different for this snippet from the buddie goalie tandem au! hope you guys like it :)

“Buckley’s out of the net, but he’s not heading for the bench, he’s headed straight for Kendall.” “He’s pulled his face mask off and is dropping the gloves, I’m surprised the refs haven’t noticed.” “Oh, there’s the whistle, ooh, right as Buckley slams into Kendall from behind. Kendall is down on the ice and Buckley is not stopping.” “You’d think the goalie pads would slow him down but there is no sign of stopping - Buckley definitely a bee in his bonnet.” “Yes, Kendall was being pretty rough around the net earlier, we’ll have to see if we caught anything from Han’s mic at the next break, we might be able to hear what set him off.” “Han and a ref are trying to get Buckley off of Kendall, Bobby Nash is yelling from the bench.” “Oh boy, Diaz is off the bench and skating for Buckley.” “Looks like he was able to get through to him, he’s pulled Buckley back to the bench and Buckley is down the tunnel. Buckley will definitely be suspended for the rest of the game for that disaster, and may face further consequences from the Department of Player Safety.” “Diaz goes in the net, and Kendall is down the tunnel to receive medical attention.” “Not every day you see a fight between a goalie and another goalie, let alone a goalie and a player! I’m looking forward to that post game interview.”

tagging @transboybuckley @911onabc @messyhairdiaz @cowboy-buddie @cowboy-buck @useramor @paranoidbean @prettyboybuckley @oliverstaark @honestlydarkprincess @rogerzsteven @brokenribsdiaz @jamietarts

#FINALLY got this out after a full day of just watching fringe aldskfjklasdjfk #also for those who might not remember #kendall was doug's last name #i really have no plot for this fic #and its really self indulgent so we'll see what happens with it :) #buddie goalie tandem au #mywips

[redysetdare]

So when i first watched pacific rim a few years back and it became my fav movie i decided to do it the honor of merging it with monkie kid....

So anyways I made a pacific rim au and i still think about it a lot haha

Designs above are Red Son + jaeger pilot suit. The hostess (no name for her yet), Mei + jaeger pilot suit and MK + jaeger pilot suit

#text #monkie kid #lmk au #pacific rim au #Idk what the au name woud be for this lol #i have more sketches for it I just do nt feel like sharig them rn haha #but so far i designed red mei mk pigsy tang hostess yin and jin wukong and macaque #I also turned some of the demons into the kaiju for the AU #one of them im really happy with hehe #I'll see if I will share more sometime #this is 100% self indulgent

[swordsmans]

finished writing the last section of The New ZoLu Fic on my work break today................ tonight after ~job 2~ i will finish the epilogue, then i'll update with the final wordcount. accounting for a few days of line edits and possible beta-reading..... it will be up in its entirety by this weekend.

i am almost free

#try not to cry at work challenge failed #im so excited about this fucking fic you have nooo idea how hard ive worked on this #legit nonstop for like ten weeks now... falling asleep writing. waking up writing. writing on my breaks. my poor partner has barely seen me #world's most self-indulgent AU but you know what??? who cares. im literally just excited to sit down and read it when it's all finished #90-ish k tailored to my own specific interests #also fuck you(affectionate) kenshi you said make it 100k but HA i held back. we are still in 5 digits #pulled out of that death spiral at the last minute. i dont think my heart could take 100k #(jumps in front of 17k in deleted scenes shh you didnt see anything) #gyro.txt

[applepies-and-starlight]

A couple of Ishmael centric fic bits before i pass out because it's 3am rn

#comet chasing #writings #in order of appearance: #nymphs of tempest au #scarlet ardor and chatvalier au #the former is really just my self indulgent bullshit taken to the extreme #basically (for this portion of it at least) it's an ishqueg kinda-reincarnation au where they've both become sea monsters/creatures #(kracken for ish and seal-selkie for quee) #ishy has a curse on her that binds her to another person (ruby) #it's by complete accident though so they're trying to figure out how to reverse it (as told in the fic bit) #anyway for the latter one... yeah. #post-dark cupid ishmael having a meltdown over enjoying her kissy time with don #and desperately trying to convince herself that she just did it out of nessecity and Did Not enjoy it in the slightest #her brain is not cooperating though #(not me projecting my home life and habits onto her ahahahahahaha.....) #(also i'm sorry if i don't write romance well/believably i'm aro and half of this shit flies over my head) #(i am primarily familiar with the stuff you see in movies)

[snowyfrostshadows]

Team Bleck can't swipe the Pure Heart if the heroes steal it first, right?

#dumb doodles #master m au #listen; i just have a few thoughts on how the whole Sammer Kingdom thing would go down in my silly little au #i.e. luigi sees the size of the void in this dimension/world/whatever and wants to get out asap #also....i...may have misunderstood the whole. chaos heart-void thing first getting into all this #but it's my super self indulgent au and i make the rules on how that all works #also; if given the choice between a little theft and 100 fights in a row in a death pit who picks the latter over the former? #luigi's just being pragmatic; no he's not gonna meet his partners eyes for this part #no the plan doesn't work; /but/ he did try to shake things up a bit #and i think he should get points for trying to avoid multiple fights while on a time limit

[definitelynotshouting]

ah I see I was mistaken for the dance au. I guess as a former dancer the moment I see the word dance I immediately think to like in the studio choreographed dance. But on the topic of your dance au do you think the “event” could be like a “diplomatic” party between two servers like hc x esmp/an admin specific party spanning multiple servers(grian gets to count as an admin cuz of the life series) or are you keeping it simple with a hermitcraft serverwide party?

You are so DEEPLY valid for this, dancer au based and cool, i love watching videos of people's choreography its like one of my favorite hobbies and the thought of scarian doing smth like that would be VERY neat omg

MAN YKNOW. THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL TBH like a formal dance between empires and hermitcraft during the crossover as like an official welcoming/goodbye event..... i was toying with the idea of a ranchers' wedding tbh but now i am equally considering this bc thats such a smart idea, i love that so much!!!

#shouting speaks #asks #my aus #it also kinda ties into some art by foxxology that i go crazynuts for #every day im haunted by that new years post. the amount of aus i have centered around that to rotate before i go to bed..... #self indulgence to the max we love to see it #txt

[cheemken]

👀

An AU? About Diantha and Lance raising Iris and Silver?

And it’s wholesome and soft??

I need more info. When did they get together? Was it after they adopted/took in Iris and Silver?? Before??

THANKS FOR ASKING OMF FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS HAHAHAH

Anyways holy shit owo

Yeah so in my lil au, Lance and Diantha actually met at Kalos during one conference when they were younger, and they actually battled, Diantha was champion during that time already, but Lance was still climbing up the ranks of the Indigo League, but he's strong yknow, he even beat the E4, so yeah they met during that, I wanna say Dia's like nineteen and Lance was twenty-one during that

And they kept in touch yknow, they'd check in on each other from time to time, and a few years later, when Lance told her he was part of the Indigo League Elite Four, she was so excited and happy for him, so she decided to celebrate w him by visiting Johto. And yeah, the two became closer than ever, and like, yeah around their second year being friends they decided to try a relationship w each other, and hey it worked out yknow, really well that they're still together after years

And like cbdmdn ough idk, I want it to be like bcmdnd like yknow how Iris was originally from Blackthorn, imagine if before the elders gave her away to Drayden, Lance decided to take her in, telling the elders since he's the head of their clan now, he can do whatever he wants, and he wants to take care of the child, she was a Blackthorn now and there's nothing they can do abt it

He called in Diantha, said "so I fought with the elders and.. and we have a kid now."

"....excuse me, WHAT"

"*sends a pic of Iris playing with Dragonair* her name is Iris"

"oh my Arceus"

So yeah, Diantha rushed to Johto after her lil panic, and like idk, imagine once she got there she sees Lance holding Iris close to him, and he's reading her a book abt dragons, and lil Iris was so amazed by everything, then they finally saw her, and Diantha's heart almost couldn't take it, Iris was looking at her, those bright red eyes shining w such a light, and Dia just caved in when Iris smiled at her, she honestly cried

And like yeah yknow just cjmxxn they're all soft and such, that night all three of them were together in Lance's room, w Iris between them, and she's there pointing at Lance calling him dad and pointing at Diantha calling her mom and Dia cried again— hugging Iris all "that's right, little one, oh you are so amazing!" And Iris was there giggling and hugging her back, repeating the word mom over and over again. And god Lance just looks at them and man he just loves them so much he joined in on the hug it's all so sweet I'm jcjxnxmx

But like yknow cjdmnd once Iris was asleep, Lance and Diantha finally have a lil talk and such, and it was oh so sudden yknow, that suddenly they have a kid now, and they didn't even get to talk abt having a family of their own just yet, and they're honestly terrified that they'd become like their parents. But like, yknow, Iris was w them now, and even if she just entered their life so suddenly, they couldn't imagine their lives without her. And yeah, they promised each other that they'll be good parents to Iris, that they won't fail her like how their own parents failed them

And just chmdndn yknow, a year later maybe, Diantha visits Johto again, it was a bit rough for them considering that Diantha's still Champion yknow and she's an actress too, she has a ton of shit to work on back at Kalos, but at least she gets a few months breaks every once in a while. So yeah, she's at Johto now, and it's all cool yknow, they're out on a lil outing and such, visiting Ecruteak, and even Goldenrod, and getting some rage candy bars at Mahogany, and imagine that's where they met Silver tho

Like they see this five year old kid trying to steal candy behind the vendor's back, and Lance was there telling him off but like, the kid looked so scared but also equally pissed, and like, Lance and Diantha asking him where his parents were and he just sneered at them saying that his parents are weak and bad and he doesn't like them and doesn't wanna be w them anymore

Lance was abt to say more stuff, but like Diantha's there crouching down to the kid's level, asking him abt his name, where he's from, and like, ough jdmd Silver calming down and telling her everything, and then Dia smiled at him and buys him more food, and ofc Silver was shocked to say the least bc she was really nice to him. And like, Dia telling him that he shouldn't even be roaming around without a Pokémon of his own, as he could get hurt, but he didn't care he told her, he's strong. Diantha knew that's a bluff ofc, even a little Flabebe could hurt a child, but Silver clearly trusts her a bit, so she just nods along. But yknow, imagine after that, Silver just quietly follows them around, like at a distance, bc he doesn't wanna be seen as weak

But they all noticed him yknow, Iris especially, kept waving at him and he's there making shushing motions so she wouldn't blow his cover, but she just wants to be his friend yknow. And Lance just went "yknow if you want to stay with us for dinner, you can, I'm sure Iris would love to have someone to play with" and Silver just accepted cause honestly it's better than living on the cold streets of Johto

And yeah just cjmdnd ough pls them just taking care of Silver too tho, giving him new clothes before they actually got home, buying him the snacks that he wanted, even got him some games and toys cause they know Iris doesn't like sharing much and they'd rather not have two kids fighting while they're trying to think of what to do w Silver since from what they know his parents are still around yknow.

But also imagine Silver and Iris bonding while Lance and Diantha prepare their dinner, Iris is there showing off her dragon plushies to him, telling him that one day she's gonna be a Dragon Master too, and Silver scoffs at that saying he wants to be strong enough to be Champion

Iris just up and goes "ohh! mom is a Champion!"

"really?"

"yeah! Champion of.. uh.. Kalos!"

So later that night, before dinner, Silver went to Diantha and said that he wants to be a Champion like her too

And yknow yeah years later after they got everything settled, they're just a happy lil family, while yeah Diantha was still a bit busy w her Champion duties, and Lance w his E4 and soon to be Champion duties, they somehow made it work. Sometimes the kids even stay at Kalos w Diantha and her family. So hey it's all cool hahah

#god i have more concepts abt them its insane cndmnd #also wanna say silver is older than iris by two years #and hes a good brother okay he may not seem like it but if he sees anyone messing w iris its on sight #and like cndmdn ough their starter mons too ndmdn #i do wanma give them different mons but at the same time i want their mons to stay the same hahah #but yeah this is the most self indulgent au ive ever made so yeah owo“ hahaha #pokemon au #pokemon champions #silkwingshipping #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112 #silkwing au