greetings and salutations from this easter sunday night:
i have to extend the we play strong appreciation to whatever possessed this professional (?) company to force beth mead and fran kirby to bake scones. insights include beth calling fran ‘franny’ and fran calling beth ‘bethany’ and definitely not the 20 (??) minutes it took to mess up their kitchens. if we play strong are smart, they will include a danielle van de donk cameo at the 18 minute mark of every video and rack up those views, baby.
my absolute favorite new thing is the budding mentorship between christen press and young lauren james. you will need to trust me that just out of frame cp has pulled ylj by the *arm* to urgently converse with her because for whatever reason english camera operators still haven’t figured out that no one is watching this game at 4:30am FOR THE SOCCER. it’s about the human connection. (disclaimer for the single anon concerned this is the only reason i watch sports: it absolutely is.)
real talk, i literally have no idea what christen press and tobin heath are doing? like why is that painting hung up crooked? were alyssa naeher and her toolbox unavailable for a video conference tutorial? why is christen leaning like a question mark? why was this taken inside the actual matrix??? / ???? nice view though.
over at usa basketball camp, the natural order of things goes: diana taurasi high five. / sue bird high five. as our lord and savior and future president megan rapione intended it.
other things happening in texas: the women’s ncaa championship which kelley o’hara managed to watch in-between the continuous facetime feed of alex morgan’s baby local and national soccer practice. personally, i am inconsolable that stanford has just won another championship. miss keppey and her esteemed alma mater are most assuredly not. / if there’s one player from march madness you should commit to memory it’s sedona prince, who not only started a weight room gender revolution and dunked in a warm-up clip that made sportscenter, but who also ends instagram posts with, “i’m gay.” you’re welcome.
leah williamson turned 24 and everyone at arsenal including possibly the groundskeeper sent her sweet messages. beff mead not only called her ‘princess’ (which, yes) but also ‘leah catherine’ and if you don’t know, a full name is great but a first AND middle name? whew. / honorable mention goes to caitlin foord for claiming leah’s birth impacted the actual weather.
awful wnba news from alysha clark’s right foot. after a cross-country trade and unnecessary fan bereavement, miz clark will miss flirting her way through the league her first season at the washington mystics. her teammate tasha cloud sent flowers and enough support for clark to say, AND I QUOTE, “you’ve been amazing tasha”. cloud called her a “queen”. so please, take a minute to ignite a prayer candle for a foot and all the flirtatious content we will not be getting, this is an emergency. / apparently though jewell loyd knows ac’s exact and only floral preference and we are adults who read nothing into that.
don’t mind ellen white laughing hysterically because the english dive™️ is alive and well or, she’s more than three feet away from steph houghton and the world is about to spin off its axis, either way. / rachel daly has repurposed her dog as the new houston dash mascot.
this post is dedicated to casey stoney, who i think about nearly every day. goodnight!
Social media was set ablaze last weekend when women basketball players from college teams participating in the NCAA’s March Madness tournament broadcasted how different their amenities were from the men’s players.
Sedona Prince, a forward on the Oregon Ducks, took to social media to do what many of the male athletes participating in the tournament were doing, showing off rooms like the weight…
Hate to be that person but I AM one of those lesbians simping over Sedona bc of tik tok and I lowkey wanna know if you have any idea where I can watch march madness, I'm a boxer so I have no idea of basketball but for that woman I am willing to get into it 😌
honestly just glad sedona is finally getting the recognition she deserves lol i love her
#6 Oregon (sedona's team) plays #2 Louisville in the sweet 16 Sunday march 28th at 7pm est on ESPN
and if you (or anyone else) wants to fully commit even past sedona's games:
there are four games on Saturday 3/27 with the 1 and 3pm games on ESPN3 and the 6 and 8pm games on ESPN2
and another four on Sunday 3/28 with the 1 and 3pm games on ESPN3 and the 7 and 9pm games on ESPN
if you don't have access to espn 123tvnow.com usually has espn and espn2 streams, espn3 you might be out of luck (it's also kinda glitchy sometimes and may have popup ads just fyi)
also if you happen to be outside of the us i have no idea if any of the above will actually work :/
how long do you think it'll take the ncaa to figure out that their spike in women's basketball viewings over the last few weeks can be traced back to a f*ck ton of wlw realizing that 6'7" sedona prince is incredibly attractive and also very, very gay
Her video has led to a lot publicity — together with showing on CNN a number of instances. The eye, Prince admitted Wednesday, made her “extraordinarily nervous” heading into Oregon’s first-round recreation in opposition to South Dakota a few days in the past.
However not solely has Prince sparked a dialogue — the NCAA apologized the day after her video was posted — however the 6-foot-7-inch…