#second why am i laughing

[k-martins]

We laughed about Megumi falling in love with Yuji quickly.

When it was YUJI ITADORI who tried to seduce him literally as soon as they met.

Like, dude, I know he's drop-dead gorgeous, but you don't need to imitate Rose from Titanic.

#I had this thought a few seconds before going to sleep #and I laughed to myself #my brain hasn't been the same since the 20th #but seriously #why is he lying like that on the benches???? #it must be so uncomfortable #imagine how crazy it would be finding out that it was YUJI who fell in love first and is just too good at hiding it #(why am I talking like itfs is canon?) #fushiguro megumi #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #fushiita #itafushi #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori

[dipperscavern]

idk what’s gotten into me lately. but robb stark & theon greyjoys relationship is genuinely just everything to me. it builds me up and breaks me down in every way shape and form.

the very depiction of brotherhood. growing up side by side, & the show really does their relationship justice.

“It’s your duty to represent your house when your father can’t.”

i always see them in the small scenes. like when robb made the joke about jon never liking a girl better than his own hair, it was theon he turned to first to share laughter. when lord glover (or wtv his name is) started to pull out his sword it was theon who jumped up first, knife out.

& when they find out about his betrayal. when catelyn says “i told you never to trust a greyjoy!”, & robb is just utterly defeated. it’s like you can hear what he doesn’t say out loud.

“i wasn’t trusting a greyjoy, i was trusting theon.”

robb, lord of winterfell, the head of a war he doesn’t want to be in, not having anyone he can trust. catelyn, freeing his biggest advantage in the war behind his back. theon, capturing the home they both grew up in, in the name of a man who sat on his ass at the iron islands while ned stark raised him as his own.

& i know jon tells theon he’s angry because he betrayed ned’s memory. he did, & i’m glad he said it, but nobody ever told him how much he betrayed robb’s memory. he allowed robb to die thinking he burnt winterfell with bran & rickon inside of it.

and because theon took winterfell, robb is called the king who lost the north. it caused robb’s men to lose faith in him, & it set the red wedding up perfectly.

& honestly, it just hurts my heart. so so so bad. i have an ache in my chest whenever i think about it. & i can’t even watch the episode where theon took winterfell. bran & theon in that scene killed me.

“theon. did you hate us the whole time?”

and just like that my face is on the news.

#asoiaf #game of thrones #theon greyjoy #robb stark #freaking sigh #their relationship just kills me #the brotherhood they had #and then the betrayal #need to do a separate post on how much robb just kills me as a character #theon too obviously but god #but lowkey him and brans convo was kinda funny #theon: i sent men over the walls w grapplers #bran: why 🤨 #theon: you’ll yield winterfell to me #bran: no i don’t think i will #and then it’s theon sitting on this crippled kids bed to calmly explain why he needs to drop the tude and surrender #like you’re joking #am i supposed to be laughing or crying #spoiler alert #i went with the second option

[f1-stuff]

🫣😂.

#why am i crying #every time i watch this again i laugh for like 20 straight seconds #charles leclerc #2023 #Monaco GP '23 #gifs #mine #charity match #formula one #f1 #ferrari

[zootopiathingz]

Is it normal for your brother in law to tell you that you have a “huge rack”?

#here’s some context; #we were randomly talking and he asks me if I’ve ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend before #I tell him no #he’s surprised (clearly he hasn’t hung out with me long enough to see how annoying I am lol) #he starts asking if I’ve ever been on a date #or been at ‘second base’ with someone #I tell him no again #he’s still shocked and I ask him why #he asks me if he can be completely honest #and I’m like ok? sure #he then tells me I have a huge rack and that it’s surprising no one’s asked me out #for THAT reason #and to me I don’t think he was trying to be a creep about it #he specifically told me he wasn’t trying to sound like that #I just kinda laughed it off but I felt weird idk #I mean I know people notice that but it’s just weird when someone (especially a family member) points it out #also kinda hurt to think people would only date me for my body but that’s a whole other thing #idk this happened a while ago why am I still thinking about it #lady luxo rambles

[purplecatghostposts]

Future Donnie after meeting Past Leo: Is it possible to get the Cain Instinct for a past version of your not-really-twin twin brother? Asking for a friend.

#rottmnt #future donatello #rottmnt leo #we’re silly posting #Future Donnie WOULD kill for past Leo don’t get me wrong #anyone who touches him would be killed on sight #However. #That’s a younger version of his twin brother. #the Cain instincts activate the second Leo makes a bad pun #though I do imagine Future Donnie does end up laughing at one or two because he misses this version of his brother #one that was carefree y’know? #Why am I getting angsty in the tags of a silly post. how did that happen.

[gobstoppr]

mspaint fanart of this fucked up xuppu plush i found on google

#i dragged my discord server into watching all of miraculous and god its jsut. such a show #the show is infinitely entertaining bc theres so much enjoyment i get laughing at how much of a mess it is #and theres still enough actual good stuff where its like yea im here for a reason #the jarring tonal shifts #the occasional janky animation #the infinite refusal to change the status quo too much (that is changing some this season but its still funny to me) #the show is clumsy. thats how id describe it. #i dont hate it. i fucking love it. i love it cuz its sometimes shit. i love it cuz it shows promise for a few seconds and then does a 180 #anyways i got distracted. point is that in our server weve decided to roleplay.as the kwamis. as a bit #they dont really have personalities but they DO have a bunch of absolute beasts of plushies n stuff online for pfps #we cant stop laughing at the fuckign xuppu one. why he look like that. look at him. #im not gonna actually tag this as miraculous bc i dont want people to bash me for my takes here in the tags. #if u like the show thats epic more power to you #i just am infinitely fascinated by it #and i have a very low bar for what gets me to laugh when im with my friends . this show is unintentionally the funniest shit ever #art #text #xuppu

[webvampzz]

i may be paranoid but

#this was funnier in my head #just being silly (joking about thing that isnt funny to me but is funny it i joke about it) #i cant go one second without referencing my interests #im actually going feral #/ref kinda #i may unintentionally reference my interests that i am extremely obsessed with in conversations and be paranoid but atleast i #paranoia #tw paranoia mention #question mark? #cs i really just kinda mentioned it #but its like #idk honestly what am i yapping about #i typed all of this for some silly joke i camr up with 10 hours ago #like the second i wokr up #because im like paranoid all of the tome #and i like that song #which by the way is called paranoid android #so like #i thought it would be a funny joke #and im overreacting to it #i typed our this long ass rant for nothing literally what #<- i am actually laughing at myself from 2 minutes ago why did i type all of that #i am NOT reading all of that #WHY DID I TYPE THAT #WHAT THE FUCK 😭 #random #random shit #stupid joke i came up with #boo 👎

[synthville]

so what im getting is that it was absolutely unnecessary to isolate raffi on gotham city in order for her story to go on.

a story that’s so halfhearted that five episodes in—halfway to the end. btw—her motivation is yet to be explained (why go back to this sector of intelligence work when teaching seemed to be fulfilling? was she made to do this?? did she volunteer because her son now lives on this planet now apparently?? was losing elnor cris and possibly seven so painful that burying herself in work seemed like a better option??? who knows! not me!!) and it’s definitely a retreat character-wise but the fact that they still haven’t laid the groundwork to make this stick is kind of amazing lol. it’s the way they’re not even pretending to give a fuck about her or any of the other women characters for me—they said you’re a womb or a subordinate ladies pick one and shut the hell up LMAO?

the fact that the ‘real plot’ is happening on that other ship while everything raffi does is basically an afterthought with backstory slipped in between the cracks like aged caulk is so disheartening and pathetic. star trek picard make an effort maybe. she’s a polarizing character that’s been stuck in impossible situations, weighed down with retractions and stereotypes (they thread the line but HM) because the narrative continually refuses to meaningfully engage with her and a lot of fans of the show wont examine their own biases to see why they have such a viscerally negative reaction to a complicated black woman character that’s good at what she does, knows it and refuses to kneel at the foot of their hero’s :)

and if it wasn’t for ms hurd elevating this performance with sheer will, massive talent and the whip of that (sexy) ponytail? shit would be so much worse. but it’s still bad! because instead of giving her a nuanced, thoughtful send off she’s once again being made to suffer for the nth time. because why? oh right so wise man worf can guide her to the light lol give me a fuckin break.

and it’s no accident that if you cut raffi out (which they literally did in ep4 miss musiker you WILL be avenged) the story could more or less proceed as usual. that’s by design.

because legacy characters or not, im simply not buying that the main white cast members (plus two interlopers idgaf about those new guys and they’re doing nothing to make me care either. pick a random channel and their stories are being told right now live and in color like don’t piss me off) just so happen to be on the ship with the lead yet the sole woc is sent away on some underbaked adventure because ‘reasons?’ please. this season literally could not be more transparent about the audience they’re catering to and who/whose stories are of importance and consideration.

and i knew this would probably happen once the premise for s3 was revealed but i still can’t get over how obvious it is that there really was no plan for raffi and that she only happened to bypass the cull of the la sirena crew because she was romantically linked with seven at the time. which is baffling considering how things are (not) going between them (#theyareMARRIEDletthemTALKandKISSandREST)

and it’s not just them like everything about this season is quite literally happening just because. every slightly interesting or fresh development (and character it’s true) from the previous seasons has been dismissed or diminished and for what? secret sons and man pain? ew lmao. no suspense no lingering threads just excessive shots of ships, an aggressive insistence on biological families and rampant, shameless references to past glory. a mess.

#doing everyone so dirty but it’s fine because ‘familiar faces’ yeah okay 👍🏾 #like can we all be serious for one second lol #they’re not even trying. #at least if this season was good i would somewhat understand why they snapped my faves out of existence but it’s literally not #feels insane to see so many people praise this #is this really where we are as an audience? nostalgia = good? really? #and the new characters they chose to add? come on #no space for rios but yall had space for TWO random white guys? #a christmas miracle! #like the kid is one thing but captain crunch ? they’re playing in my FACE #like i don’t even have any firm feelings about him because he’s pretty much a giant bore but #seeing all these allowances being made for him because of what he looks like whilst raffi continues to get shit on irks me so bad #like i knew it would happen ive been alive in the world lol but still #unsurprising but irritating af that captain crunch can sulk around in all his dickheaded glory #and it’s fine because he’s gods most traumatized baby boy but let raffi lash out once and it’s questions about her competence #and calls to have her removed like oh what’s the difference i wonder #‘men can laugh while a woman can only chuckle’ -godforbid she be black and self assured- like that person was preaching i fear! #if this sounds bitter it’s because i am <3 #michelle hurd deserves so much better like someone pls get her a five season dramatic series on a prestige network asap! #looks at this dissertation i just wrote oops ain’t mean to rant like that but they forced my hand 😭 #now to watch raffi’s spar scene on loop and forget about the show until thursday comes around and rattles my cage again lol #raffi musiker #.rfi #stpk

[add1ctedt0you]

Head empty, just her

#consort gao #Story of yanxi palace #The second imagine makes me laugh every time #She is like : no man why are you accusing me about these crimes. U didn't do that I did other shit that now I am gonna deny I did #She is too iconic to be a good person lol #Also she is not gonna have a kid to please a man #Just how she is not gonna give up her opera because costumes ask that

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread    

The Mimicking of Known Successes

cozy sapphic gaslamp sci-fi novella set on Jupiter

exes who parted on bad terms years ago working together to solve the mystery of a missing man from an small outpost

interdisciplinary academic drama, environmentalism, adapting to change

#The Mimicking of Known Successes #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #i enjoyed this! but not obsessed? #i feel like i just didn't massively emotionally connect #cool ideas and worldbuilding tho! #“the classical quotation; Why Are Men;” #<- made me laugh #the end quote i think it was “it’s that you Haven’t changed I’ve changed” i like that and that sort of take on the second chance romance. #like. i am in a better place to understand the way you are as a person now; than i used to be. u dont need to change actually #sapphic books

[macroglossus]

come on dude

#like it’s not a crime to not know all the lore but that’s like. barely even second level of the iceberg #hannibal #also “the family farm’’ is making me laugh brother that was a whole estate. a manor. a castle. you see it in the show #hold on wait actually that’s IN the show though it’s in season three! they talk ab misha! will goes to lector manor! what on earth #never mind it is a crime to not know all the lore if you’re making headcanon and everything like #also ALSO that’s not what happens to her… she gets souped?? #no i’m confused. i think this is genuine?? #bc the other ones were also silly just not quite as egregious in my mind #why am i on tiktok so much when it so frequently makes me mad lmfao

[one4sorrow]

HMMMMNG ACCIDENTALLY TOLD THE LUNCHLADY IN THE CAFETERIA LINE I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF GOOD MORNING BRB DIGGING A HOLE IN MY BACKYARD TO BURY MYSELF IN

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA EXPLODE #SHE JUST STARED AT ME WHICH MADE IT WORSE LIKE BITCH PLEASE SAY SOMETHING IM NERVOUS HERE #DONT JUST LET ME BOIL IN MY OWN FUCK UP AT LEAST LAUGH A LITTLE SO I CAN MOVE ON #MY DAY KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE SHIT WHY FUCKING ME #I CANT EVEN BITCH AT HASUMI OR CHARLOTTE ABOUT HOW SHIT THIS ALL IS I AM THREE SECONDS FROM HAVING A BREAKDOWN

[chocolatecakecas]

insane to remember that there are people that genuinely kept watching supernatural for the PLOT. like a tv show that is famous for dropping multiple major plotlines each season....and that is the single aspect that motivated you to watch 15 years of televsion??? girl what is wrong with you

#i have to laugh. WHAT is there???? #listen we all know ​i am a genuine supernatural enjoyer i wont apologize. but like my 10 year old self clocked dean winchesters gay ass #in .2 seconds without realizing it and THATS why i watched it for 10 years. those guys are GAY. #but for the PLOT????? oh you really loved what they did with the alphas and the campbells somehow being alive??? #oh the bartholomew televangelist subplot really kept you hooked huh?? #bec speaks

[theinfinitedivides]

don't mind me i'm just going to go throw up over the way that before *motions* everything we received in the last two eps of part one Ryang Eum just had to look at Jang Hyun and he knew. he knew and he opened his mouth and said something and saved all those people for Ryang Eum's sake. bc he had asked, without asking, and who is he to deny him someone fill me in how are we doing out here besties

#tv: my dearest #my dearest #mbc my dearest #namgoong min #nam goong min #kim yoon woo #kdrama #local gay watches My Dearest (and is subsequently f*cked up).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #insane. absolutely insane i am shaking and crying why are you trying to make their breakup worse than it already is. f*ck #edit: laughing through the tears again bc Ryang Eum starts polishing the money they're going to use to buy their fellow #countrymen their freedom and as soon as Jang Hyun jokes around about fattening them up to sell them for more money instead #Ryang Eum pulls out the pissed af boyfriend card and just. goes to town on Jang Hyun's ass with two words. in banmal. a split second of #One Thousand Won Lawyer-worthy shenanigans ensues #i miss them like this. i need them to see each other again screenwriter-nim pls i cannot die before they see each other again