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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 4 months

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Hotch texting Emily: Come out.

Emily: Okay give me a minute...

Emily: I'm a lesbian

Hotch: To the car Emily. Come out to the car.

Emily turning to the car: I'm a lesbian

Hotch facepalming: No we're about to leave. Get in the car.

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carpbread0 · 8 months

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NPC Life is the best

(Genshin Impact x gn reader - sagau)

(second person pov)

Prologue —> part 1 —> part.2

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After being tossed into the world of teyvat, you start to make your way down starsnatch cliff. Unlike what you had previously thought, the winds were quite gentle and gave you a sense of serenity that some what soothed your aching head. It was about sunrise when you had landed here so it shouldn’t take until sunset to get to mondstat.

the dirt path was a great aid to the city and in all honesty the walk down the cliff was quite nice as you got see the lovely sights of windrise and a ancient four winds temple.

there were a few adventures out and about but they paid you no mind. It was better that way. as you slowly approached the small cooking pot set almost right outside the city you decided it be best to test a few things.

Grabbing a small left over sack from the wood stump, you took out a small pocket knife sheathed in leather. Taking the small knife out you looked around to see if anyone was there. to your relief there was no one besides the pigeons on the bridge.

gently holding the knife you proceeded to make a small cut on the side of your wrist.

Gold..

quickly after your discovery you use the bandages in the small bag to cover it up. Wouldn’t want someone to see that..

gently holding the sack you found you thought it’d be best to keep it. It’s free no? Smiling happily with your newly found possession you started to walk across the large bridge.

a few characters you decided were best to avoid were obviously venti and kaeya. Venti was an archon so it was already a big no even if he didn’t know what you looked like. Kaeya is from khanria so who knows what he could sense. Both of them have visions so both of them could possibly recognize your aura.. even though venti uses a fake one, it’s still likely that as an archon he would recognize your aura regardless..

well that is if they decide to believe in the strange aura of yours. There’s a chance they won’t even bother tracking you down.

gathering your thoughts together you make your way into the city nodding at both of the guards as a sign of respect. To your surprise they didn’t even stop you from going in without a small questioning.. you guess it’s because they barely get any respect *snorts*.

walking into the city, you realize it’s about 9 o’clock and your a bit peckish after the long walk. Why not treat yourself to a delicious fisherman’s toast? looking around you as you make your way up to Sara, you find that the city is more crowded than what it seems to be in game. People by the fountain, merchants flocking the side of the paths, and even little kids playing with what looked to be a yo-yo. In all honesty it put a smile on your face. Everything was so beautiful.

making your way up to the counter of good hunter you spot a familiar sight, amber and Eula were eating at good hunter too! ‘Oh god it’s my otp AAAAAAA’

‘Calm down y/n..’

‘Calm down’

afraid of staring at the pair for too long, you glance away not noticing the strange look Eula shot at you.

after waiting in line for a little bit you manage to finally order your beloved fisherman’s toast. Using the mora inside your (stolen) bag you pay off the fisherman’s toast and find a spot to enjoy your crispy delight.

“Why hello there” a familiar but suave voice calls out to you.

“I haven’t seen you before, are you perhaps an outlander like our dear honorary knight?”

god.. it was kaeya

“Hm? Oh I’m actually from liyue.” You lie trying to maintain a calm demeanor.

“Oh? I Must say, you don’t dress like someone from liyue, I apologize for my assumption.” He looks down at you with a sly smile and inquisitive look.

“It’s no problem, really” god you never realized how hard it was to act.. you should’ve taken up those acting classes from your aunt.

“If you say so” he smiles again. “Enjoy your stay in mondstat I’d love to show you around some time traveler”

“Oh no, i mustn’t take up your time”

“Oh but I insist. Whats your name by the way lovely traveler?” He says with a confident look on his face.

“Y/n, you must be the suave Calvary captain that all the ladies in mondstat have been chatting about.” You tease him slightly to get the attention off of you

“You flatter me Y/n. Your quite the smooth talker yourself” he chuckles and smirks.

“Well it was nice getting to meet you, I must be on my way now, even though I would’ve loved to stay and chat”

“It’s no problem Kaeya” you smile softly and wave off to him as he walks away.

‘Holy fucking shit’

You felt as though your life flashed through your eyes as you finish up your fisherman’s toast. Hopefully he didn’t see through your facade.. he might’ve noticed your aura but probably dismissed it as something else. well he’s gone now so there’s no need to worry to much about him right now.

the thing you should be worrying about is going broke after all.

what job would suit your NPC like needs..

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carp bread- brain vomit

#sagau x reader #genshin sagau #genshin impact #genshin x reader #kaeya x reader #yandere kaeya #genshin yandere #second post #gender neutral reader #genshin x gender neutral reader

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krestkxi · 2 months

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Oh man~, oh man~

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I'll do one with Raph and Mikey later.

#rottmnt fanart #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt donatello #rise leo #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #oh well #leonardo #rottmnt au #rottmnt fandom #rottmnt art #oh man #rottmnt oc #goddess #second post

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lovergirlanna · 4 months

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Dating HC’S | W.W

Willy wonka x Chubby! Fem Reader

slight warning: talking bad about readers looks/body size + refusing/avoiding meals

SFW + NSFW

NOT PROOF READ

SFW

- You would definitely be his personal taste tester for all the new chocolates he makes. He loves hearing your feedback and the look of happiness on your face when you like the taste.

- Willy absolutely loves showering you in affection giving you gifts of chocolate and spending quality time with you is definitely his top favourite thing to do.

- He’d use nicknames for you like sweetheart, gumdrop, darling ect

- Definitely shows you off. He’s proud to have a girlfriend such as yourself you make his heart melt and leap with joy.

- He can’t keep his hands off you so when your around him be prepared to be surprised by hugs from behind and having his arms around your waist.

- He’s completely smitten for you he’d be heartbroken once he hears you talking bad about your own looks and body size if anyone was talking about your body in a negative way he would not hesitate to deal with them personally.

- Assuring you your perfect the way you are and you don’t need to change.

- Another thing is that if Willy noticed you started to skip meals he would become extremely worried he loves you for who you are. It would break his heart if you where refusing to eat his chocolates or basic food just because of the way you view you body because in his eyes you are utter perfection.

NSFW

- This man loves to worship your body especially if your thinking negatively about yourself, he can’t stand the thought of you being upset.

- if you get nervous revealing your whole body to him he takes things slowly muttering under his breath “your perfect..show me your angelic body sweetheart”

- Would eat you out like it’s his last meal his fingernails digging into the plush of your thighs. You taste so sweet how could he resist?

- His eyes would be on you the whole time as he goes down on your pussy

- Definitely grunts and whimpers, having glossy teary eyes whilst moaning your name he is practically putty in your hands.

- Adores your tits, big or small they fit in his hands and he will grope them with no hesitation.

- Missionary is definitely his favourite position no questions asked he likes seeing your face during sex so he can tell what you like and dislike another bonus is that he gets a face full of tits.

♡

A/N: absolutely adored the Wonka movie and Timothée Chalamet - feel free to send me more requests for any Wonka characters as I will be adding it to my request page.

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portgas11 · 5 months

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Y/n: “Kuna?”

Sukuna: “Hm?”

Y/n: “Would you still love me if i was a worm?..”

Sukuna: “I would step on you.”

#ghtsco #sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x y/n #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sukuna #jujutsu x reader #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x you #funny post #second post #see this

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rahhhbananas · 11 months

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✭ ✭ ✭ 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐘 ✭ ✭ ✭ ft. dick grayson and koriand’r

prologue. Kori found you on an abandoned planet and takes you back to earth to meet her boyfriend, Dick Grayson. They sooner or later decide to adopt you.

warning(s). He/Him pronouns, Y/n is intended to be black-coded, but there is no real description of his appearance!

"Dad...?"

Y/n sat on the floor, nestled between Kori's legs as she tried to tame his unruly bed-head. Dick, engrossed in his phone, momentarily forgot about his new role as a father. However, he finally looked up and responded, "Yeah, bud?" Y/n grabbed onto his shorts, fidgeting with them for a while before blurting out, "Can I hang out with Uncle Damian for a while? Alfred said it was fine if I came over!"

Dick and Kori exchanged a knowing glance. "Are you sure about this, Bumgorf?" Kori asked as she finished braiding Y/n's hair, gently massaging his head to relieve any lingering discomfort.

"Yes! We promised not to get into any fights!" Y/n pleaded, locking his gaze with his adoptive parents and giving his best puppy eyes. Dick let out a heavy sigh before reluctantly agreeing, "Fine. But if I receive one call from Tim, telling me that you two are at it again, I won't hesitate to come pick you up." Y/n sprang up, eager to get ready for his "play-date," but not before giving his parents a heartfelt hug. Kori scooted closer to her boyfriend, tenderly caressing his shoulder as she remarked, "They're probably going to end up in another fight, you know..." Dick glanced back at his girlfriend, wearing a weary smile. "I know, but at least we'll have a few hours of silence. Hopefully."

The couple snuggled together, engrossed in watching a cringe-worthy 90s movie. Their blissful moment was interrupted by the sound of Dick's phone receiving a text message from Tim. Kori, with her head nestled against Dick's chest, muffled her voice as she inquired, "Is it Y/n?" Dick hummed in agreement, his eyes fixed on the screen. "He sent a video this time."

“Should we…pick him up?” The couple shared on last concerning glance “Nah, Damian’s been trained by The Batman, I’m sure he can hold up against a rabid alien child.” Dick shrugged his shoulders, his attention returning to the movie.

BONUS:

Timbo ☕️

Come get your kid!

If Damian flashes out I’m running…

Y/n can hiss!? 😨

DICK OMFG PLSS ANSWER ME

Timbo ☕️ sent a video attachment

Timbo ☕️

nvm Bruce stepped in 🤷

(read at 4:32)

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disgracedghostprincess · 1 year

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DONNIE WON THE WHEEL OF DOOM!!

Lets make sure Donnie wins in the @autismswagsummit

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #autistic donatello #autism #autism poll #autism swag summit #second post #idk what i’m doing #save rottmnt

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lemonsketzch · 25 days

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HELP ITS BLURRY

How do i fix this

#error sans #errortale #error #error!sans #error!tale #geno #genocide #geno sans #genocide sans #i hate this piece #glitchy man #<3 #second post #yaaay

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stinkyeve · 2 months

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“Disposable Demon” Eric

there’s not enough art, nor appreciation for Eric’s design in general!!!

he’s my favorite side character, i love him oh so much 😭

i probably fucked up his design a tad bit but I tried my best !!

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kevinjsstuff · 2 months

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This is not a dad bod is a father figure 💪

#tf2 engineer #tf2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 memes #tf2 sniper #tf2 art #viral post #viral #second post #idk how to tag this #lol #fanart

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adamaus · 2 months

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Day 2 of drawing saw characters till im Famous or i run out, Day 2: Lawrence Saw 1

Every Adam needs there Lawrence, for all the chainshippers here yah go, the cuties are here

Anyways im planning on also making other versions of the diffrence saw characters like lawrence from 3d (like that)

Along with that i think Mandy is gonna be next but well see other wise who's next?

#lawrence gordon #saw #sawposting #saw movies #chainshipping #saw 2004 #saw franchise #my art #adam saw #adam faulkner stanheight #cuties #second post #who should i do next?

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jeansplaytoy · 10 months

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habits aot guys have after a breakup.

includes: Connie, Reiner, Levi, Eren, Armin. (angst? sorry bb), language, lowercase wording.

so sorry if it’s too short! if this one gets kind of popular like my last head cannon did, I’ll continue doing them.

eren never wanted to admit it, neither did he wanna show it, but he missed the hell out of you. he missed the way you talked to him, looked at him, but sometimes he just does shit that makes you not wanna stay. which is why you didn’t. that’s why he’s always cursing at himself when he’s sitting on the bathroom counter, right before getting in the shower, waiting for something. but what’s he waiting for? he’s waiting for you to rush in the bathroom, explain why you’re late, and calm your nerves while taking a hot soak with him. as he looked around the bathroom, frowning, confused. “where the fuck…” he cut himself off right before pausing and exhaling, remembering that you weren’t there, and he had no reason to wait for you anymore. ever. he licked his lips before scratching his head, feeling almost frustrated at the feeling of guilt and shame. “fuck.” he whispered before grabbing a towel and hanging it above the shower curtain. it was gonna be his first shower in a long time that didn’t involve you in it, and it was gonna be the death of him.

now armin hated the fact that you two were done. he didn’t fully know why you broke up, but when you said that you needed a break from relationships, or him specifically, it rushed through his head with every thought, almost literally over flowing his brain. he wasn’t rude, or sensitive about it, but he was quiet about it. he never really liked mentioning it when someone asked. so as he thought about it, he laid down, finally trying to get a few hours of rest. he put his phone down, eyelids finally getting heavy. he lazily turned over, reaching his arm out and closing his eyes before his arm dropped. he flew up and looked at the spot you usually laid in. and of course, you weren’t there. armin tucked his lips in between his teeth and grabbed the pillow that you used to lay your head on. he still hasn’t washed it. he doesn’t want to. he put his arm over the pillow and moved it closer towards him. at least it was a little part of you. that’s what he told himself before he drifted away into sleep, an unintentional tear leaking down his eye as he did.

now sort of like eren, levi would never admit he missed you. like, ever. he didn’t talk bad about you, or didn’t specifically talk about how he didn’t miss you, but he would never just openly say it. and when someone rarely asked him if he did, he’d just shrug his shoulders and act like nothing ever happened. that’s what happened the day before he woke up, brushed his teeth, went downstairs with heavily low eyes, and walked into the kitchen, grabbing cups, and pouring coffee. he inhaled a little, about to lazily say your name, loud enough for you to hear it so that you’d go downstairs in a blanket and grab it. but that’s only until he noticed that he wasted one more cup of coffee for nothing. he was confused at first, because it was something you did every single day. he sighed, taking one cup and pouring the drink into the sink. “what a waste.” he muttered to himself while cleaning the cup and putting it in the cabinet. he grabbed his cup of coffee and started to drink up, only imagining that you were there with him, snickering and giggling at his mean facial expressions.

connie didn’t care. he didn’t care who asked, when they asked, how they asked, he’d always nod. he wasn’t scared to admit it when everyone knew it was true that he wanted you back. it was no one’s fault you’d broken up, you two just needed space. or, what he’d like to say, you just needed space, because “how the fuck could I ever leave her for this long?”… yeah. you were always on his mind, 25/8, he thought about you. I mean, nothing had changed when you’d left except for your presence and his feelings and actions towards people. so he thought about you as he walked into the mall. his hands in his sweat pants pockets as girls looked at him while he passed by. that was what you liked the most. that everyone wanted him, but couldn’t get him, because you were his. you were his. he looked at a new pair of Nikes that had came out, instantly searching for your size, like he normally did. he quickly turned around, preparing to tell you to get the shoes, because you two were gonna be matching, considering you’d literally had every matching pair of shoes you liked. but he frowned before turning back around to look at them. you’d always said you wanted them too. “fuck, bro.” he whispered before scratching the back of his neck and walking out of the shoe store. it was too bad that you wouldn’t even get to be his “mini me” anymore. hm.

reiner tried to play it off. he always did, hes reiner. anytime someone would ask, “do you miss her?” he’d respond with a straight up “no.” and it was almost an everyday routine with the amount of guy friends he had, and the amount of females that constantly flirted with him. he didn’t like them though, hell no. he despised them, not only because their only conversation starter would be about you, but because they weren’t you. and they would never compare to you, or be you. that’s what he told himself every time he was close to kissing another girl, that he pictured was you. and after the last awkward interaction with a girl like that, he drove home. leaning back, one hand on the steering wheel and another hand that his face was resting on. after a few minutes of silence, almost like how every argument ended, he reached his hand over to the passenger seat, but feeling air on his hand. he sat up and glanced over, seeing nothing, before fixing his eyes back on the road. he bit his lip. he was pissed at himself, for making you feel the way you did, when you did. for making you leave the way you wanted, when you wanted.

#aot headcanons #eren yaeger angst #angst #aot angst #reiner braun #armin arlet headcanons #armin arlert #levi headcanons #aot x reader #second post #connie x reader #connie springer #angst headcanons

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lover-sy · 7 months

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day one : sunday reset

🍮⋆ ࣪.☆ ˚⁎ ʚ 💭 ⁺˳ .

Sunday isn’t just a day. Sunday is THE day that decides of your whole week. If your Sunday isn’t spent well, i can say that your week will most likely be spent stressing and crying.

— Wake up at 9:30 am

— Take a shower

— Oil pulling ( fifteen minutes )

— Do your full skincare

— Ice treatment

— Morning yoga

— Face workout

— Write my weekly to-do list

— Finish the work you still have to do/relax if you’re done

— Deep clean your room

— Write down meals for the week and meal prep a bit

— Laundry

— Take an evening shower

— Exfoliate/dry brush your body

— Shave ( pluck eyebrows )

— Moisturize your body

— Oil your hair

— Full evening skincare ( with gua sha )

★ all the pictures are from pinterest so if anyone knows who the original creators are i would love to give credit to them!!

You are loved <33

[ 07.10.23 ]

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nightdrawz · 11 months

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Hii :D heard you're art requests are opened! may I request some more red and blue?

Red and blue (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Look at the cute piggy >v<

#alan becker #animation vs animator #minecraft #animation vs minecraft #avm fanart #ava fanart #avm red #avm blue #avm reuben #ava blue #ava red #artists on tumblr #second post #my art #art requests #nightdrawz

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treasuredstuff33 · 17 days

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I drew this a while ago

#lego ninjago #Egalt #Second post #dragons rising #Don’t repost

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neteyamssyulang · 8 months

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Part 2

Redoing come back soon <3

#adult neteyam #neteyam x oc #avatar smut #avatar the way of water #avatar 2009 #avatar pandora #james cameron avatar #neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan #please like and reblog #second post #avatar fanfiction #jake sully #neytiri sully #avatar mo’at #please follow me #please like this #please reblog

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