#second off

[honeynclove]

god forbid you hc a nameless eyeless npc as transfem bc you’ll get ppl in ur comments going “ERRRMMM NBC IS AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL 🤓☝️”

#first off it wasn’t even confirmed we saw literally like #Three characters from nbc #and there was no mention #Second off #shut up ‼️ #Hrhrhrhgrggf #☕️!- clove speaks #like Martha speaks #this can go in the main tags idc #twst #noble bell college #🗝️!- robinette #<- bc it’s ab her #twisted wonderland

[sysmedsaresexist]

"we don't want to demedicalize it, but..."

Seriously, fuck this post

#first off #you're an endo #those labels have not been historically and systemically harmful to you #second off #fuck off #syscourse #anti endo #shit endos say #anti endogenic

[wh0re-behavi0r]

okay waiitttt

1. buddie smallville au ( i think ive seen this film before)

2. buddie romantic rivals au (i wanna drown myself in a bottle of her perfume)

3. buddie royalty fic (and i would say i love you....)

4. buddie age gap fake exes (I wish i hated you)

5. buddie ugly betty au (why cant i breathe whenever I think about you)

6. Htgawm 118 au (title impending)

backburner fics

smut that would get me cancelled (title would give it away)

a/b/o alpha/alpha au (he wanted it comfortable i wanted the pain)

orchestra rivals au (my funny valentine)

TVD s5/s6 memory wipe au (need a title)

#go tf to sleep should be the title of my next album first off #second off #lemme hope this motivation to write stays with me #my writing #need to keep a list so i can remember things

[maroonmagic]

I- hoooo big brain moves wait a minute wait a MINUTE!

#ignore spongebob #but the other three?? #oh so many big brain moves to make #first off timmy is severely unhinged #second off #danny???? #like hello sir??? #AND THEN YOU PUT JIMMY IN HERE TOO????? #oof #big oof #maroonmagic.🔮

[aparticularbandit]

that moment when you go looking for spoilers for something to have a specific thing for a fic (with the intent of obviously waiting to post the fic until after you can get things correct obviously) and like you knew the general gist of what you were looking for but then reading the theoretical specifics of things

her ovaries, mikan

her womb

what the--

#musings #bandit liveblogs #bandit liveblogs danganronpa #FIRST OFF #SHE GOT SMASHED HOW DID THOSE EVEN SURVIVE #SECOND OFF #TERTERU COOKED AND ATE HIS /MOM/?!?!?!?!?!?! #MAN REMNANTS Y'ALL A LITTLE MORE SCREWED THAN I THOUGHT WOW #W O W

[angelbvn]

so it’s almost 4

#brainrot.txt #um #first of what the fuck #second off #what the hell

[vampyrobot]

Idk there is something vaguely offensive to me about people suggesting that we are gonna be playing as a young Marina in Side Order

#first off #that lil girl in that trailer is LIGHT SKINNED #second off #we literally already know what young Marina looks like and it’s…not that #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 dlc #text post #y’all see any none white octoling and go ‘OH MARINA’ even though Marina is clearly dark skinned…the hell

[vividxp]

.

#can ardent moomoos just enjoy things for once #folks were screaming at rbw for booking arenas #conspiracy theories about how rbw was setting them up for failure #backseat management was in full gear #folks literally doing free pr work #and complaining the whole run up #now the concerts are happening and those arenas are full #people are still screaming about companies #now it's sabotage that they weren't touring in the us earlier #first off #it makes zero sense #have we forgotten about covid? #they started touring the minute they could #second off #who gives a shit #can we just enjoy getting to see them #can y'all just have fun #can you let mamamoo age gracefully as a veteran group #like the pressure is off #they've made it #this should be easy times as a fan #again this is why i'm not active in social media fandoms #the loudest voices are so determined to be miserable and make everything a conspiracy no matter how silly #anyways shoutout to fans behind the encore vcrs and banners #that's the type of shit that deserves energy and attention

[im-extremely-scottish]

im not used to seeing my name often in pop culture so boy was i surprised when i started watching netflixes wednesday and saw a stonwr gorgon ajax!!

#first off #hes nothing like me so -1 point cause i own my name #second off #he is nothing like ajax the greater in fact youd think he was based off of ajax the lesser the way he acts!!! #overall 1/10 #i like seeing my name places but youve mischaracterised me so dont ever use my name again netflix

[fandoms-spamdom]

LITERALLY SHAKING FROM THIS GAME

#first off FUCK YOU CHILDE #second off #W H A T

[king-dra]

it literally isnt

#first off youre equating complexity with difficulty which i dont believe for a second isnt disingenuous #second off #if minecraft was harder to play (read: worse)now than when it first came out #then why does it still have 174 MILLION active users #the most it has literally ever had #random rambles #i fuckin hate these dumbass clout chaser “essayist” types #its easy to make bank on these types of videos now because all you have to do is nostalgia bait #and pin everything you dont like on microsoft and a thousand fish faced morons will clamor and cheer you like a deity

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today! #but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird' #and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave' #and i had to manually catch myself #PLS. #adhd

[filmnoirsbian]

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

#tcp #these days someone mentions an abnormal experience and people demand proof 😒 sorry they didn't think to record #every second of their life for u.....life is strange and wonderful perhaps you should log off and engage with the weird <3

[candyje11yfish]

OFF THE HOOK CLEARED💯💯

#THEY CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER FOR 1 SECOND #PEARLINA #mari's art #splatoon #splatoon fanart #splatoon art #marina ida #splatoon marina #splatoon pearl #pearl splatoon #pearl houzuki #splatoon 3 #suffer no fools #marina splatoon #off the hook #off the hook splatoon #splatoon off the hook

[joevo]

apparently liking the newest pkmn direct is a hot take so i like raging bolts design in keeping with the dinosaur themeing and i cant wait to see what enteis is iron crown also looks better than iron leaves did and im hype for that for sure. they showed off enough for teal mask to make me intrigued about its story which is definitely a plus and indigo disc is also looking really nice, especially the ability to rematch gym leaders again and change your throwing style. The mew and mewtwo raid is a cute idea and i like how the mews are unique (mine is tera fairy with a docile nature) masters changing up the role formula theyve had since launch is interesting, especially with nemona coming so soon after scarvio launched (compared to how long we had to wait for galar trainers) the tcg game and stadium 2 launching today is also a big win they showed off not one, not two, but THREE animated series trailers and all of them look great. The tcg one looks cute and has a nice artstyle, the paldean webseries looks like its gonna be evolutions levels of cool, and the main anime ive heard good things about honestly the lowest points were sleep and detective pikachu and thats solely bc theyre the games with the smallest fanbases (and even then, ive started playing pkmn sleep bc god knows i need to improve that) overall, good direct imo, really dont understand why so many people hate it, makes me sad.

#theres also apparently someone claiming they stole their music which is #not true and actually insane #first off #they only played the first 5 seconds of the area zero theme #of which this person is claiming they stole a remix of which like #how can you even tell from the intro which you made identical to begin with #with no proof #talk about desperate for clout #second off #theyre an ai artist claiming to have their work stolen??? #oh the irony is palpable i love it

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD