A Nickname
An informal phrase- Dick
Meant to rename the obvious,
A noodle for nomenclature,
It's the arrow of desire,
A shaft of passion,
Measuring more than mere length.
Behold the crown jewels of the soul,
The D that seeks a connection,
More than anatomy’s reflection.
A schlong, a symbol, replete,
Not just a physical mound,
But a dong sound of mind,
So let the deed poke fun,
With Willy as a guide you'll find,
Dick is more than a nickname.
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Welp… just said that I’m in the mood to be fucked up by Hyunjin’s massive schlong that he be schlinging around.
🙃
Why do I think I’m funny?!
(Sorry @moonlightndaydreams you have to deal with me) 😅
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Picked up one of Gavin’s best buddies, Dave, at Panama City Beach airport. He’s with us for two weeks, and they’re gonna play a show in NOLA on the 17th. Three dozen oysters. For many reasons, I’m thrilled!
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Got a new A4 sketchbook and a travel sketchbook too so christened them with these weirdos respectively.
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sepanta by jake o'donnell
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REAL !!!! @on-a-queer-quest
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Squirrel FM: Our milkshake brings all the girls to our yard.
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hve abother uramium sandwnich it'kl help hair.ofthe cock or whartever
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I cant stop thinking about the "no one wants a waist of *tightnens corset* nine inches." Song and what if they where men? Let me explain. The say the wait yhing because in more complicated times waist were supposed to be as thin and skinny as a threat, but what if in an alternate universe men were expected to have the biggest and gausiest shclong possible??? In that case the line would go " no one gives a fuck about *puts on prostetic or smth to make it look big* your nine inches"
I cabt get that thought out of my mind
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Source: King Missile - Detachable Penis [1992]
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