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batfamilycannons · 2 months

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Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

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lucidloving · 6 months

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John Green & David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson // @sweatermuppet // Jamaica Kincaid, The Autobiography of My Mother // Entropy, "Luck" // Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait In Letters // @100493503004422 // I'm Not a Good Person—Pat The Bunny // Veronica Roth, Insurgent

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gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun · 6 months

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[id: the capybara “my tummy hurts but I’m being very brave about it!” meme edited to say “there’s a fuckin skeleun in here but I’m being very brave about it!” end id]

I swear Max Jägerman would be the biggest himbo if he was a decent person

#mom i love him #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #max jägerman #i speak too much german to leave out the umlaut #I’d be scared of a fuckin skeleun too #starkid quotes

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professoraurabolt · 2 years

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I haven’t stopped thinking about them, help

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #dhmis spoilers #fluffybird #aura art #can you tell which one off quote stuck to my brain like glue

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 13 days

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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]

Transcript:

*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?

*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!

I smell a boy!

Ah! what is a boy doing here?!

Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!

I'm freaking out so much!

Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.

*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!

It makes me feel so amazing~

I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!

IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #im so fucking sorry #i found this clip posted separately to youtube a long time ago and only recently found the source #this stupid clip is one of the reasons i made this account....... i had to let the people know.#this is . perhaps. one of the most canon quotes. to ever be posted.#authors note: i do not actually enjoy boy smell please do not sniff in my inbox. im so scared.#queued post im in another country rn

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fandoms--fluff · 8 months

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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

#kol mikaeslon #cute kol mikaelson #kol and reader #kol and elijah #cute kol #elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson x wife reader #kol scared of y/n #klaus mikaelson #kol never listens to klaus #cute #fluff #thevampirediaries #theoriginals #tvd incorrect quotes #tvd incorrect qouts #the originals incorrect quotes #the originals incorrect quots

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girltimeswithscar · 10 months

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Shoutout to the anon that asked for convex 6 months ago. i hope this is good

#hermitshipping #convex #cub #scar #my art #comic #scare quotes around comic. lol #long post

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bruciemilf · 9 months

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The justice league doing interviews

Reporter: Which Justice League memeber would you wanna fight the least?

Batman: Wonder Woman

Reporter: so she could beat you

Batman: of course

Reporter: no one else.

Batman: I'm part of a team with incredible, unique individuals who could defeat me very easily, but I'm going with Diana as she's the most logical and evident choice.

Reporter: Not Superman?

Batman: Superman cries when he stabs his pinky toe

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Reporter: Could you beat BATMAN in a fight?

Green Arrow: Hell no, but don't tell him I said that. Hold up, he called us INCREDIBLE?

Barry: awww!

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Reporter: Can you take Batman?

Hal: I'm trying.

Reporter: ...

Hal: oh you meant in a fight! No

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Reporter: Would you rather fight 10 polar bears on cocaine or Batman?

Billy: Is Batman angry?

Reporter: lets say yes

Billy: Give me 10 polar bears, 5 angry cats, AND the chimp from Nope.

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Reporter: Could you beat Batman in a fight?

Clark: I would NEVER fight Batman. I'd honestly just launch myself into the sun

Reporter: but if you HAD to.

Clark: well, -- Yes, I guess I'd win, but if I was a normal guy he'd wipe the floor with me. Which he does already. I love that man.

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Reporter: What's it like to know Batman is scared of you?

Diana, cutely eating ice cream, covered in bloody gear: RAHHH

#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #clark kent #diana kent #oliver queen #billy batson #justice league #bruces friends need to be AT LEAST a scared of him at all times. so he can be like ??#bet he always compliments them behind their backs djsjs #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes

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five-of-cr · 3 months

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the crows as reductress headlines: part 2

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 3 months

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Damian, forgets the English word for lid, shuffling and trying to avoid asking for help but eventually breaking: where is the… uh… *insert Arabic word for lid*

Jason, confused mildly scared: what?

Damian holding up his cup: where is his hat?

Jason, almost coo-ing over the murder child:

(Inspired by a post by @chasingthestarss )

#pretend Jason couldn’t speak Arabic from his time with the league okay #dick didn’t really fit this #and tim didn’t either #not Bruce #Steph would laugh #casa would understand #babs would some how understand but also I feel like Damian is scared of her and wouldn’t ask #dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote gen #dc #dc universe #dcu #jason todd #damian wayne

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cod-dump · 3 months

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Allegedly ___

teen!Ghost: Okay, so, if I stole from my headmaster, allegedly, would you be mad? Price: ... why are you using that word? teen!Ghost: ... which one? Price: 'Allegedly', Simon. You never use that word unless you hear someone using it teen!Ghost: I- Price: What did Nik do? Was he on the phone speaking Russian? Was he using code? teen!Ghost: He- Why are you bringing Nik into this after what I said!? Price: If your school calls me then I'll deal with it. Until then, I'm more concerned about Nik. Where. Is. He? teen!Ghost: ... he's in the garage Price: Good boy *leaves* teen!Ghost: (later) *teen!Ghost and teen!Gaz are hanging out in teen!Farah's room* teen!Gaz: Your boyfriend needs to be put in a cage teen!Ghost: Oh, he's my boyfriend when he's annoying, but your best friend when he isn't?? teen!Gaz: Yep teen!Farah: Can you two not come in here just to fight- Nik: *suddenly opens the window and climbs in* Nik: SIMON- teen!Gaz & teen!Farah: *start screaming* teen!Ghost: Oh my god you're alive! Nik: YOU LITTLE SNITCH- teen!Ghost: ALLEGEDLY A SNITCH-

#nik climbing through the window of a bedroom on the second floor to avoid getting grabbed by price #a weekly occurrence #call of duty #modern warfare #teen!ghost au #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #farah karim #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricenik #DRABBLE #nik then proceeds to hang out with them because he was scared of what price would do when he saw him #dad price #dad john price

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mrsrookhunt · 10 months

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Hot take if Malleus came to our world no one would even question it unless he was at an anime expo.

Malleus: Yuu, I thought you said there were only humans in your world?

Yuu: Yeah, why?

Malleus:... I thought I'd get more questions.

Yuu: oh yeah no that's like the top way to get canceled on the internet

Malleus:...Canceled..?

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BUT imagine he comes to your world using a portal that lands him in an anime convention and-

Stranger 1: Oh my god those look so realistic, can I touch them?

Stranger 2: Ayo how did you make those? Resin and acrylic? Dude those are sick.

Stranger 3: Ooh where'd you get those contacts?

Malleus: .....they LIKE ME ohsevensohsevensohsevens---

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I'm such a whore for mixing both worlds lmfao but let's be honest Malleus would shrivel up and die in our world as soon as someone told him 'just use Google maps' when he asked a stranger for directions to your house.💀

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lover-of-mine · 3 months

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Poseidon interfering before having to turn Percy into a plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjoedit #pjotvedit #pjotv #percyjacksonedit #disneyedit #pjo #tvedit #pjosource #pjo spoilers #my edit #poseidon pjo #flashing tw #i remembered the quote from sea of monsters #about being scared of what Poseidon would turn him into #and was like #fun thats a set

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sunsickjune · 14 days

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remember when “looks like you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages” and when “aaron said it was the worst day of his life” and when “aaron was faster […] he brought neil’s racquet up and around in an underhanded swing so hard and fast that air whistled through the right strings” and “he held onto andrew like he thought andrew would disappear if he let go” and when “‘get out of here,’ he said, and when luther didn’t move fast enough, he screamed, ‘get out of here!’” and when “i don’t care if andrew never speaks to me again. if i could bring him back from the dead and kill him again, i would” and when he said “i’m walking away and pretending i don’t know you” and remember when “you wouldn’t even look at me. you wouldn’t say a word to me unless i said something first. i’m not psychic, how was i supposed to know?” and “he shoved his racquet at nicky and dropped his helmet and gloves on the way to the cheerleaders” and when

#aftg #aftg foxes #all for the game #aaron minyard #twinyards #andrew minyard #aftg aaron #aftg quotes #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #andrew and aaron #aaron minyard is the best character you’re just too scared to admit it #he doesn’t deserve any of u #he’s babygirl #he’s never done anything wrong in his life

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deluzionalfantisea · 6 months

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Medic: Can we dress up like Frankenstein and his monster

Heavy: Creation. Not monster. Frankenstein is real monster in book because-

Medic: Yes or no if not I will get Engie to dress with me

Heavy: Yes dear

#team fortress 2 #Tf2 #heavymedic #i think that this is how it went down #Like heavy got so scared that medic was going to do a couples costume with someone that’s NOT him #Anything for husband #that’s heavy’s motto #incorrect quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #red oktoberfest #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic

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gentlenotes-moved · 8 months

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hey, you guys. life gets so much more fun when you let yourself enjoy the small pleasures of life, love your friends loudly and wholeheartedly, and let yourself be loved.

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