#saurolas

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

I’ve found what Legolas does to keep himself busy in Mordor 😂😭 @burning-quesadilla @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond

#I can’t #it’s so stupid but so funny #I bet he’s literally going insane trapped in there #he’s basically Rapunzel at this point #legron #Saurolas #Mairolas #legosaur #mairon #Sauron #lava loving #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #hobbit #elves #lotr shitpost #legolas #mirkwood #silmarillion

[councilofelrond]

Legolas has a hick accent (at least in Sindarin.

Sauron (in my headcanon) has a really thick Irish accent because Angbandian.

Conclusion: Neither can understand the other AT ALL. In this essay I will—

#so many misunderstandings y’all!!! #think of the ANGST #“what does he mean by ‘feck’??? Is he cursing me???” #“what the fuck does ‘y’all’ even MEAN???” #mmmm so much confusion #sauron #legolas #saurolas #mairolas #legosaur #legron #lava loving #the lord of the rings #third age thrills

[ibrithir-was-here]

Have some Mai kisses courtesy of my day off

#my art #lotr #tolkien #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #angbang #done specifically for Glassballdinosaurs cuz I adore their take on them #mai squared #man I haven’t drawn them in a while #silvergifting #my forever otp #and of course the ship that launched a thousand names #lava loving #legron #mairolas #legosaur #saurolas #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairon x maedhros #annatar #tyelpe #celebrimbor #maedhros #maitimo #melkor #Morgoth #sauron x maedhros #maedhros x sauron

[burning-quesadilla]

Mairon: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Legolas: Twelve, actually.

Mairon: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Legolas: Yours!

Mairon: That's right: no one's.

#Leggy you're lucky to not be killed over that #legolas #Mairon #Sauron #Mairolas #Saurolas #Legosaur #Legron #Lavaloving #Lotr #Tolkien

[finmoryo]

Elves like music. Sauron forges things. Would it be a complete stretch to say that Mairon would make an instrument for Legolas, even though Legolas isn’t exactly musically inclined? I’m thinking something with a dark yet beautiful tone... a clarinet. The joints and keys can both be made of metal, with only padding, cork, and reeds as the non-metal equipment needed. The clarinet is the perfect instrument. And metal clarinets have the ability to sound beautiful despite their somewhat troubling reputation, I’ve heard them in use. In conclusion, Mairon makes Legolas a metal clarinet so he can remember the music from his home. 

#mairolas #legron #lava loving #lotr #tolkien #saurolas #i'm just a clarinet player indulging myself #it'd be probably be very out of tune and legolas would have no idea how to play it but let's pretend that wouldn't happen

[elrondscumslut]

This is the End

Prologue

TW: implied mention of non-con/rape(kind of)

It was over. The war was over and Sauron won.

Legolas shaked, peering around the large room as he reminisced of how he came to be in this cursed place.

Sauron's servants had captured the eight of the Fellowship that still lived, keeping them locked in the dungeons of Mordor. Oh, Legolas still felt the fresh pain pierce his heart as the sound of the hobbits cries had ringed in his ears. They, all of the fellowship too, had gone through so much. What sorrow as it was all for naught. Sauron has the ring and no force was to ever bring it out of his dark clutches again.

But that's getting off topic isn't it? After days of no food nor light in the dank dungeon, all eight were brought up to stand before the dark lord. He mocked them, of how they failed, of how they were so close. Of how they had no hope now.

He threatened to torture them, kill them. Mulled and debated with himself of if he should make them slaves or just put them back in the dungeons to rot. Legolas couldn't stand the despair on his friends faces. They didn't deserve this. The final straw was when Sauron made talk of turning Frodo into turning into a... it was disgusting. Incorrigible. Absolutely and totally blasphemous. Legolas wanted to gag at the thought of the possibilities if he hadn't stepped in when he did.

Finally getting to the point. Legolas couldn't take it anymore and... offered... himself. To Sauron in exchange for safety of his friends.

Legolas mulled over the events of the last week sitting in the dark room, wondering what exactly was to happen next as he waited for his 'master' to arrive.

Inspired by the legolas/mairon posts from: @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth @ibrithir-was-here @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond @burning-quesadilla

#legolas #lotr #lord of the rings #sauron #mairon #mairolas #saurolas #legron #legosaur

[insuranceautolawnews]

Selma Brusi, 8

Pöllöjen rengastaminen voi ­olla vaarallista, mikäli turvallisuusoh­jeita ei noudateta. Monet pöllöt tapaavat hyökätä liian lähelle pesää tai poikasta tulleen ihmisen kimppuun.

Tunkeilija voi menettää näkönsä tai saada muita vakavia vammoja, koska pöllöt suuntaavat iskunsa päähän.

Monet pöllölajit puolustavat pesäänsä ja poikasiaan niin rajusti, että ne saattavat vaarantaa oman henkensä hyökätessään rauhanrikkojan kimppuun.

Pöllöjen pesimäaikana maalis–huhtikuussa on pidettävä mielessä, että pöllön asumalle pöntölle, pökkelölle tai risu­pesälle saa kiivetä vain virallisen luvan omistaja ja koulutettu rengastaja.

Keväällä maassa kyyhöttävää pöllönpoikasta ei saa mennä auttelemaan. Pöllönpoikaset läh­tevät pesästä lentokyvyttöminä ja tupsahtavat aika ajoin maahan, mutta kiipeävät itse ketterästi takaisin puuhun ja saavat koko ajan pöllönaaraan suojelua.

Kun rengastajat noudattavat ohjeita ja käyttävät sekä pöllölle että rengastajalle turvallisia suojavarusteita, pöllöjen rengastaminen ei ole liian vaarallista puuhaa.

Pertti Saurola

emeritus tutkija, professori

Luonnontieteellinen keskusmuseo

#IFTTT #Blogger

[ibrithir-was-here]

Early Morning Bedhead in Barad Dur , sometime after the wedding

(. @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth I blame you for this, these two are all I wanna draw on my down time now )

#Mairon’s gonna be so mad at himself when he wakes up and realizes he didn’t wash his make up off #I just wanted to draw them both a little mussed up since they’re both usually drawn so immaculate #eh pg-13 rating I guess for hickies 😅 #ugh there’s no way these two could last healthy long term unless mairon makes a huuuuge turn around #but like I just want them to be soft and happy while they can #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #my art #sauron #mairon #Legolas #precious leaves #mailas #mairolas #legron #saurolas #legosaur #lava loving

[ibrithir-was-here]

@ghostchild31 asked for some happy Mairolas and—ok this is still kinda angsty tbh but Legolas is happy at the moment! So I hope this is ok 😅

#my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #what’s the matter mairon? #are perhaps feeling something akin to I dunno possibly #guilt?? #sauron #mairon #Legolas #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairolas #saurolas #lava loving #legosaur #legron #ah shoot i forgot to put the stupid ring in the one with legolas smiling! #😧oh well too late now

[ibrithir-was-here]

Complicated Cuddles part 2

#my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #Legolas #legolas greenleaf #legolas x sauron #Legolas x mairon #lava loving #legron #legosaur #mairolas #saurolas #did two version of this #the other is a little more...titian #but man i'm proud of this i really worked hard on the line work and I think it shows

[ibrithir-was-here]

Some Carnëlas (corrupted Legolas) for you

#my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #Carnëlas #Legolas #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairon #sauron #mailas #mairolas #legron #lava loving #legosaur #saurolas #precious leaves

[ibrithir-was-here]

I promised @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth a pillow fight, and here it is

#my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #Legolas #precious leaves #mailas #mairolas #saurolas #legron #lava loving #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Mairon: *Gets down on one knee*

Legolas: Oh my Eru, it’s finally happening

Mairon: *Falls over*

Legolas: The poison is kicking in

#Saurolas #Mairolas #legosaur #legron #lava loving #Mairon #Sauron #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #elves #hobbit #lotr shitpost #legolas #mirkwood #silmarillion

[ibrithir-was-here]

Work was incredibly slow, so I made a ridiculously elaborate Mairolas wedding portrait, which my boss will now, in a way, pay me for 😅

#my art #darn this was fun #I’m amazed how much I’ve loved doing tiny details now that I can do digital #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #Legolas #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairolas #legron #legosaur #saurolas #precious leaves #lava loving #I put in the tiny red leaves on Legolas to reference his possible corruption as Carnalas #and tiny bits of green on Sauron to show that Legolas has influenced him as well

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

SAUROLAS WAS IN MAY!?!?!?! THATS SEVEN MONTHS AGO!!! IT FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY!!

We had created something so beautiful, so dangerous, so… iconic. Now look at us. What are we? What do we have left but the ruins of what once was? We were once a proud people, united by a similar cause. I fear the world shall never be the same post-Saurolas.

#the art #oh the art #the fanfic we inspired #the memes #the incorrect quotes #for a moment #all sides of the fandom came together in harmony #and it was beautiful #I fear times will never be as peaceful again #Saurolas #Mairolas #legosaur #lava loving #lavaloving #legron

[ibrithir-was-here]

So @councilofelrond wrote a great little Lava Loving ficlet featuring actual lava form Sauron and like...how could I not? X)

#my apt is so cold at night I wish I had a non burning lava person to cuddle with too #my art #tolkien #lotr #silmarillion #sauron #mairon #Legolas #lava loving #mairon x legolas #legolas x sauron #mairolas #saurolas #mailas #legron