#satans neighbor

[satans-neighbor]

Read a quote that says:

“ Showing your emotions to people is like bleeding next to a shark. ”

And i felt that.

#spilled words #satans neighbor #words of diary #words words words #quotes #disappointment #thoughts #written word #اقتباس #كلمات

[capersacer]

My Neighbor Baphomet by Herdis

#baphomet #goat of mendes #demon goat #my neighbor totoro #demon #satanism

[krunchymunchy]

#196 #saturday #be evil #evil saturday #kill your neighbor #greet satan outside

[kittycatlukey]

Everyone, just be good humans. I’m so tired…

People who are “anti-woke” are people that are asleep— they’re sheep. It's ignorance and fear. They like to deceive… manipulate. Don’t let them brainwash you.

Just be kind. It’s not hard.

Love your neighbor.

Stay woke.

#the real Jesus #agnostic #agnostic atheist #atheist #satanist #hail satan #lgbtq+ #love your neighbor #love thy neighbor #just love #love others #be kind to all kinds #be open minded #truth #be kind always #christianity #wake up #woke culture

[numbuh-1507]

Just another NFH incorrect quote

Balthazor: Hey, Satan? I need advice. 

Satan: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

(NOTE: This is probably some time before the series proper, and I feel like this is their relationship in a nutshell.)

#submission #neighbors from hell #incorrect quotes #balthazor hellman #satan (neighbors from hell)

[tysonfurybattlepass]

if you guys had to pick a dental plan between Dog Plus and World’s Worst Marsupial who is your vote for

#professional bone crusher vs guy who slices tendons and severs spinal cords for fun #no i’m not telling you what this is for. just vote #world’s worst marsupial is actually a tie between this fuckery (thylacoleo) #and its neighbor thylacosmilus #miocene south america had all of the animals made by satan and none of the animals made by god #ecology

[apollocastellio]

autism pros: infinite mind powers

autism cons: getting 1 hit KO’d by a leafblower

#autism #actually autistic #leaf blowers were invented by satan and I have the same noise tolerance as a cat #leaves are blown in a neighbor’s yard and we are cowering together behind a sofa

[sweettoothselfships]

out of 18 villain f/os, like a solid 15 of my corresponding s/i’s are shy little “i can fix him” types. and then there’s my nat.m s/i who i just made straight-up evil

#i had to cuz i like the na.tm protagonists too much so if i had any morals id ditch kah which is not the point #the other two are the sale.ms lot s/i who is gay+doesn’t care if like 90% of his homophobic neighbors get vamped #and my hh.n s/i who isn’t down for murder at first but eventually just surrenders to the spooky #unironically though nat.m is one of my best s/is #horrid little power hungry man who has to be the most f//kable curator at this museum #personal #artie’s original content #r: 🩸 Forever Yours‚ Nocturnal Me 🩸 #r: 🍿 Midnight Double Feature 🍿 #r: 🥩 Satan’s CFO 🥩 #ply: 🏚 Manslaughter Manipulate Malewife 🏚️ #r:⚱️ It Was Shorter In Egyptian⚱️

[interstellar-elf]

It's kind of funny, it's kind of sad, it's kind of both when you consider how the whole "poisoned Halloween candy" urban legend has stuck around so long and how much police departments will do little safety PSA's about people somehow putting expensive "edibles" into your kids' Halloween candy this year it almost makes me wonder if there's a considerable effort to try to ban Halloween in the last 50 or so years and this is the route they're trying to go with.

Consider that the poisoned candy myth became more prominent in the eras of the Satanic Panic and rumors of underground Satanic cults abducting people and sacrificing them were gaining ground. I think there's a correlation between that.

#halloween #the poisoned candy myth has been around for so long #the only reported case of poisoned candy wasn't from a stranger but from a father trying to murder his kid for life insurance #and somehow we're more afraid of our neighbors somehow dropping in cannabis edibles into our kids pails this time of the year #considering this myth kind of came more prominent in the decades the Satanic Panic was at it's height #it makes me wonder if there is a correlation

[the-silent-hashira]

SPIDER WEB, for the ask game?

SPIDER WEB - How intertwined would you say you and your partners lives are?

that depends! i know some of them are far more attached than others.

Cross? Cross could go weeks without talking to me and then send me a 10 page letter about everything hes been doing and seeing, maybe a few little pictures here and there. he probably wouldnt talk about me much, and i dont care about what he does out there because i know that he loves me. we do work for the same organization, but our relationship isnt something many know about.

Clef probably could go a few days, he would talk about me occasionally but if you pointed out how much he did it he would make an effort to not talk about me as much. he likes being private, unless hes actually with me. again, work together, but some people very much notice his attachment to me.

GHB... he talks about me a lot, he likes getting my advice on things, and often will make the excuse of 'lemme ask my matesprit- he says no.' without messaging me at all. he values my opinions and wants me involved in the things hes doing. cant really go without working for the Highblood when youre a purple, and he is obvious, so everyone knows. (i like fucking with people though by making it a jumpscare)

Lucifer couldn't go a few hours without feeling sad that im not there. he will probably skip or cut meetings short if he misses me too much, he'll ask me for advice on many things and will often beg me to join him for things. if you didnt know i was married to him, you are either under a rock, new here, or just an idiot.

I feel like nobody would know Ozma even has a partner, full separation from his public life and i respect that as long as he still cares about me.

Bob is like Lucifer, hes a lost puppy and since i share him with my girlfriend if one of us wasnt around he could deal, but he starts getting sad after a while. plus, without me hes basically stuck in the house or he might genuinely get arrested and/or kill someone and get caught. nobody would really know about us and Bob, but thats because we do that on purpose. he is a wanted murderer after all.

Wally would love to involve me in anything, but i honestly like it when he pays more attention to my girlfriend since we share him too. everyone knows, its very clear.

Ozzie and Fizz are up. my. ass. if they get the chance it is puppy dog eyes. please pay me attentions. would talk about me if given the chance and will sometimes make situations where they can. kinda funny that most of my Hazbin/Helluva f/os are just straight up dependent on me most of the time lmao.

recently started shipping with Valentino, who would probably never involve me with work but likes being seen with me. its good for publicity, and he kinda values my opinions because i dont take his shit and can throw back just as much as he gives me. could be mistaken for coworkers or just fwb.

Diavolo and Satan... Diavolo would talk about me pretty frequently im sure, he gets excited when people ask him about any relationships he might have, and likes asking me what i think and being seen with me.

Satan and i like doing things together, and admittedly i really like doing silly things like going to plays and pretending to be in a mystery novel sometimes.

with Diavolo they would probably know because he would just say 'did you know my girlfriend, Uriel, says-' and Satan doesnt really talk about me but thats because he wants me to himself(and begrudgingly shares with Diavolo)

and recently i decided id say something about it, but i also ship with Eda, Lilith, and Belos/Philip from The Owl House. of which im not sure yet, but i know that none of them would necessarily talk about me much since my s/i with them is a fucking recluse that also hates being talked about in general so thats more a boundary on my side. my Belos/Philip is also way different from canon so 😅

wow this became long but this question interested me and i hadnt really thought about my impact on some of their lives honestly.

#📬 an offering of blood || ask/submission #🍎 apple of my eye || lucifer #🤡 capriciously yours | ghb #🌈 my favorite neighbor! || wally #💗 ringleader of my heart || fizz #❤️‍🔥 house of love || asmodeus #👑 my king || diavolo #💢 catboy bookworm || satan #🌹womanizing bastard | cross #🎵 weird ways to say i love you || clef #⏳ a fairytale romance || ozma #🔪 put me on the grill | bobby #i dont have tags for eda lilith or belos but thats because im kinda shy and havent figured everything out with them #same with Val #and id talk about obey me Lucifer as i romo ship with him but fuck that guy /lhj #anyway he would deny he even knows me so like lmao

[clintcollinsfaith]

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

A friendly reminder to The Church, to give your first fruits unto the Lord and not your leftovers. I pray for you, your loved ones, and all safe travels and destinations as you give thanks on this blessed holiday.

“Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name.”   Psalm 100:4 (KJB)

#Lord God #the church #King James Bible #holy word #clint collins faith #Jesus Christ #neighbor #Scripture #tutorial #devil satan

[satans-neighbor]

“ Sometimes there are no words for my thoughts. ”

— Kamla Bolanos

#spilled words #words of diary #words words words #quotes #satans neighbor #disappointment #thoughts #written word

[a-s-fischer]

Happy half price Sukkot decorations day for all who observe! Not sure why it takes place a whole three months after Sukkot, at the end of the twelth month of the Christian calendar. I think it has to do with the feast day of a minor goyische diety known as Sunta? Senta? Something like that. Anyway, go forth and find something pretty to hang in your sukka next year!

I am really going to have to look up that diety figure. I feel appallingly ignorant for not knowing his name. I have friends and neighbors who are Christian. I really should educate myself more on their culture.

EDIT: It's Satan.

#a s fischer original #jewish

[undreaming-fanfiction]

Eddie hated this and he'd just started.

See, he was so proud when he made it, when he got his first office job. He saw what decades of physical labor did to Wayne's back, his hands, and he wanted to make his uncle proud. So he kept applying and applying and getting ignored and rejected and finally, finally he got a job in a pretty large corporate. Not exactly something prestigious, but hey, it had potential. The experience counted and all that.

He thought maybe workplaces would be different, that the good ol' high school dynamic would fuck off, but no. He was sitting at his desk, trying to fill in paperwork after a taxing phone call, but all he could focus on was whispering from the neighboring cubicle that was ostentatiously loud. He didn't know who sat there yet, the guy had been on vacation for the two weeks Eddie was in the company. From the stuff he was hearing, he was getting introduced anyway and not exactly the way he'd have liked to be.

"Can you believe they actually let him work here?" It was Carol, of course it was, the office gossip and mean girl knockoff. "I mean, he doesn't even look decent! Did you see that hair?" Okay, that hurt. He actually pulled his hair into a neat bun every morning, but you can't please some people. "And he has tattoos, what would our customers think if they actually met him, plus you should have heard the rumors about his past-!"

But just as he was about to slam down the pile of paperwork and either take an extended smoke break or gently ask Carol to go fuck a polar bear, he heard another voice. Bored and wonderfully bitchy.

"That's absolutely fascinating, Carol. Please tell me more, what could this guy possibly have done? It must be something juicy. Did he perhaps fuck his boss during the Christmas party and then lie about it to his boyfriend of five years? Oh wait no. That was you. Silly me."

Eddie had to bite his pencil to stay quiet, but his whole chest hurt by trying to keep the snickering in. And then the offended gasp. "I- you promised you wouldn't-!"

"I didn't promise shit, Carol. You just came to me, cried your eyes out - bad move by the way, invest in some waterproof mascara for god's sake, mascara in wrinkles doesn't good on anyone, and yes, you do have wrinkles - and tried to play the victim. Except I heard your small proposition to the guy before so it didn't really work out. But it's fine, you know," and oooh, the tone was smug, so bored, Eddie loved this guy already, "Tommy saw you as well and had a good time with Nicole to get even. So there's nothing to worry about. Now tell me, what did this horrible Eddie Munson do to summon wrath of such a righteous woman such as yourself?"

Eddie heard a sharp sound as Carol got up from the desk. "Fuck you, Steve Harrington," she spat out and sped past Eddie's seat. He just gave her a small salute.

When the sound of high heels faded, Eddie leaned over the cubicle wall and knocked to draw the guy's attention. And yeah, maybe he was a little bit biased because he'd just obliterated a textbook definition of a shrew, but this Steve was fucking gorgeous, light brown eyes looking at him, a smug smirk tugging at his lips.

"Oh hi," said Steve and offered his hand, shaking Eddie's. "Sorry for that. I'm Steve Harrington and whatever deepest, darkest secrets you're hiding, I don't care, I'm pretty sure I've heard them all. What did you do? Shave your head in school? Join a cult? Cut dolls apart and chant hail Satan?"

That had Eddie laughing again, but he still had an introduction to make. A proper one. "Nice to meet you, Steve. Eddie Munson, and I'm worse than your darkest nightmares. I sometimes wear socks in sandals."

Steve's eyebrow twitched. "Oh, Carol was right, you are a monster!" he muttered. "Speaking of monsters..." His head leaned to the side, towards Carol who was angrily carrying her coffee mug, her mascara running again.

Before he could catch himself, Eddie leaned over the wall and whispered as loudly as he could muster. "Can you believe some people wear dotted dresses with stripes on their stockings? We can't all be born with taste, I guess...tragic."

And again, maybe Eddie was just biased, but Steve's laughter was so pretty that it actually made dealing with Carol's bullshit worth it.

#steddie #steddie au #steddie drabble #corporate au #coworkers au #stranger things #stranger things au #stranger things drabble #yeah so I'm crazy busy and kind of not doing too well #so this is not proofread #but I wanted to put something small together so here you go

[steddieas-shegoes]

cw: implied domestic abuse (zero detail is given)

Eddie was late for school at least once a week. It wasn’t a problem of getting up and getting ready on time, his mom made sure he was moving.

He could hear the way the new neighbors fought sometimes, saw the way the older boy would rush into his vehicle and practically fly out of the park. He’d watch as the younger girl, Red, would follow soon after, backpack slung over her shoulder and feet kicking rocks as she walked to the main road to catch the bus.

He didn’t stop her the first time it happened. To be honest, she looked furious and he didn’t exactly want to be torn to pieces by a girl at least 5 years younger than him.

But the second time, he swore he saw a few tears on her face and he couldn’t not at least try.

When she didn’t immediately murder him, he decided it was probably safe to offer a ride to school. Surprisingly, she agreed.

And this continued for months.

Annie Munson would get a call from the school every couple of times and try to explain, but any Munson excuse was not an excuse they cared to hear.

She didn’t say anything to Eddie about it; didn’t want him to feel like he was doing anything wrong by being kind to someone who needed all the kindness they could get. She saw the way Mrs. Mayfield seemed to stay curled into herself even when he wasn’t around. It didn’t take a genius to figure out what was going on.

But eventually, the school threatened to call child protective services, and Annie couldn’t let Eddie deal with that. He’d already had enough of that before they moved in with Wayne.

So she pulled him aside the night of that call and hugged him hard, told him she loved him for his big heart, his caring soul, but he had to figure out how to not be late to school.

He could read between the lines easily enough.

Max started showing up at their door 15 minutes earlier every morning, not quite smiling, but not looking quite as angry. Annie welcomed her in as she finished packing her lunch for work, didn’t really try to talk to her much. She left that to Eddie, who always came down the short hallway with a beaming smile and a “Hey Red! Long time no see!” or a “You’re looking slightly less murderous this morning, did you already sacrifice something to Satan? Without me?”

Max always tried to hide a smile, but Annie caught it.

Eddie had that energy that made everyone feel just a hint of sun on a cloudy day.

It continued well into Max’s freshman year. Especially after her step brother died in a tragic mall fire and her step dad booked it out of town, she needed someone.

At school, they pretended not to know each other. Eddie explained it was easier on Max that way, and she had other friends, or so she said. He never really saw her hanging out with them, but he just assumed they had different schedules.

Annie saw through it. She was pretty sure Eddie saw through it. Neither of them risked her running for the hills, though.

- - - -

After the earthquake, Annie spent as much time with Eddie and Max as she could. Max’s mom seemed distant, like she couldn’t process any of what happened. Max deserved better than that, so Annie did her best.

It was easy to forget how young she was when she spoke. The boy who sat by her side nearly 24/7, Lucas, explained that she had to fend for herself since she was pretty young, as if she still wasn’t pretty young.

As soon as Eddie was able to leave his bed, he asked to be wheeled over to Max’s room.

“Gotta make sure she didn’t perform any satanic rituals without me,” he joked, though it fell flat when it hit him that most people still thought he actually performed satanic rituals.

Annie had to get home and make dinner for her and Wayne, so the Harrington boy volunteered to take him.

Annie was perceptive enough to see why the Harrington boy, Steve, was around nearly every day. She was also perceptive enough to see the way Eddie blushed when Steve wrapped his arm around his waist to help him into the wheelchair. She’d ask him about it later.

She did at least walk with them to the elevator, listened to their quiet conversation about Max being half blind and her arms being in casts.

The next day, she visited Eddie as usual before work, brought him a hot coffee. He was still asleep, his hand stretched out towards a sleeping Steve. Steve’s fingers were just barely touching Eddie’s, like they’d maybe been holding hands at some point until someone shifted in their sleep.

She set the coffee down on the table by his bed and scratched a note on the pad he’d been using for campaign notes.

Maybe they could bring Steve a cot if he’s gonna be a permanent fixture in your room. Love, mama

She folded it in half and set the coffee cup on top of it so hopefully only Eddie would see.

But if Steve saw it, maybe that would be okay.

- - - -

When Max got out of the hospital, Eddie was waiting for her in his van, only just released from police custody a few days before.

She shook her head.

“I may actually have to do a satanic ritual to get into that thing. I thought Steve was getting me in his car?”

The nurses scoffed at her words, but Eddie ignored her.

“Steve had to take Robin to the school for volunteering. And I brought Lucas to help,” he gestured behind him to where Lucas was hesitantly standing by the passenger door. “Between the two of us, we can get you in and out. No satanic ritual required. This time.”

He winked at the nurse, just to be a shit.

“Annie said she’d bring me cake when I got home,” Max said as they maneuvered her into the passenger seat and waved the nurse away.

“She’s at home baking it as we speak, Red.”

“Oh.” She said it like she actually didn’t believe it would happen. Maybe she didn’t. “Cool. I guess.”

Eddie smirked. “When my mama says she’ll do something, she does it. And if she can’t, she’ll do the next best thing. Never doubt her.”

“Yeah, but I’m not her kid.”

“Neither is Lucas, but she packed him lunches everyday for the last two weeks when she realized he wasn’t leaving your room to get something. Neither is Steve, but she makes his favorite for dinner once a week. Neither is Dustin, but she held him until his mom could get to the hospital when they were trying to set his ankle. If she cares about you, she does it.”

Max nodded. “I guess that’s a nice thing to have.”

“Yeah. And you have it now. So don’t push her away. Or any of us. Got it?”

Max snorted. “I haven’t had a moment alone in over a month. It’s not like I can get rid of any of you.”

“Exactly. Glad we’re on the same page!”

She turned to Lucas the best she could and glared. “You’re taking me to the movies as soon as these casts are off.”

“Yeah! Okay, yep!” He agreed quickly.

Eddie snorted. “Jesus Christ. You two are ridiculous.”

“Whatever,” they said in unison.

- - - -

When everyone was able to go back to school, Eddie drove them all.

He had a diploma, so he didn’t have to worry about being late, but he still woke up early enough to pick them all up and drop them off.

Max was always the last one out of the van.

“No satanic rituals without me,” Eddie would tell her.

“Not until Saturday!” Max would answer him.

#we can throw canon to the wolves if we want to #I just think that max would think of Eddie as her actual older brother #and I’m gonna make it work for my own non-canon events #eddie munson #max mayfield #stranger things #Annie Munson #mama Munson #steve harrington #steddie

[rabidferretnightmares]

Solomon: Hey Satan, watcha doin?

Satan: Stealing our neighbor's cat

Solomon: Scandalous

Solomon: Can I help?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #om #om shall we date #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #om nb #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me solomon #obey me satan #omswd solomon #omswd satan #incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes