Disco Elysium: Revachol is a city unlike any other. A great city, a turning point in the history of the world. A great mass of connected tissue, a piece of meat divvied up by major world powers after the single most devastating war in recorded history. It is a city of shining lights and bullet-pocked concrete and rain-slick streets. There is no city in the world with more contrasts than Revachol. The broken, magnificent, disgraced former capital of the world. A great sky on fire, reflecting off broken glass. Revachol the Monarchy, Revachol the Commune, Revachol the Administrative Region where all forms of government have failed. Revachol the Resolver, the answer to the great burning questions of history.
Pjõl: Hey so someone blew up Revachol. The whole thing. Yeah it's gone now. This is gonna be mentioned exactly one time by a secondary protagonist using it as leverage in an argument with his girlfriend. Don't worry about it.
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Lucifer: Mc, you need to understand that two wrongs don’t make a right.
MC: *sighs* That’s true…
MC: But two negatives make a positive!
MC, high-fiving Satan: Satan taught me that one!
Satan, smirking because he knows Lucifer is not happy with this at all: Good job MC, you learned very well!
Lucifer: Those are not the same- *sighs* I give up on you both.
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boys are having a sleepover
inspired by this post
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Setekh with his pets
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Detective DuBois: I think I lost my badge
Agent Machejek: *reaches into his pocket, pulls out an ICP badge and hands it to the detective without looking at it*
Detective DuBois: 0_0
Agent Machejek: Don't worry, I have more
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Revachol '74
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Careful dude he's gonna inject you with his funny juice and then scurry around in your brain like a rat
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Hi my name is Zygismunt "Zigi" Berg and I have long greasy black hair and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ignus Nilsen (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Frantiček the Brave but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a communist but mostly just so that I can insult people by calling them bourgeois. I have pale white skin. I'm also a nihilist, and I can spend time in the pale without any negative effects which I've been doing for several decades (I'm thirty nine). I'm a rocker (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. For example 20 years ago I was wearing my favourite black leather jacket with seven white stripes running down the back, black jeans and black combat boots. I was walking outside Karl Lund's house because I hate him. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of bourgeois fuckers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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Little doodle of Khan and his mother
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Brother Tanaka and Father Sato who is actually a demon manipulating the church
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Me: *trying to plug in a SATA cable into a HDD without light and missing continuously*
My brain: "Sherlock would think you're an alcoholic"
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