#sarcastic quotes

[zeroroze159]

Nico would definitely say:

Nico:"Will, tell your dad to take a brake for a week, At the very least do us all a favor and tell him to lower the brightness for once" Nico:"Someone has a death wish,Your wish is my command" Nico:"Do you think people would get upset if i force them to reenact jurassic world?...Meh" Nico:"Ughh...Dont remind me" Nico:"What even is Ocean spray?" Nico:"No, It was not me. I had nothing to do with the frog you woke up next to." Nico:"Im not saying there is anything wrong with "Love" Im just saying Cupid needs to get his shit together." Nico:"NO ONE can say that im "too young" to do anything im literally 2x as old as a middle age man, i was born in the 1920's" Nico:"I am NOT an exorcist, if anything im the opposite. Honey i'm not getting rid of the dead from your home i'm BRINGING Them there."

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[buckybarnessssss15]

Dialogue prompts for a comedic/sarcastic character

"God, this door won't budge!" "That's because it's locked, dumbass."

"Do you think my crush notices me?" "With that hair? Absolutely not."

"Are you calling me a liar?" "Well, I ain't calling you a truther, bud."

"Life is short...And so are you."

"Why are you always drinking coffee?" "More espresso, less depresso."

"What are you eating?" "I'm eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti."

"You want a good girl/boy? Well, I'm bad *smirks* At everything."

"Are you going to eat that?" "No, I'm going to wear it as a headdress."

"Why do you never talk to me?" "Because I don't like you."

"Keep rolling your eyes at me, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Highly unlikely though but at least you're trying."

"Keep talking shit. You'll say something smart eventually."

"Oh, my gosh, you're so fat!" "Hey, my weight can be fixed, unlike your ugly face."

"You're so ugly." "Yeah? Well, I used to believe in evolution until I met you. Humans really have taken a step back, haven't they?"

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[blookenine]

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[therandomvibez]

sarcasm

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[mondayeni]

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[bastealmighty]

When you make a mistake, losers will lead the crowd for criticizing you. They do that without even realising that they are still a loser.

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[6soul6sucker6]

Photo from Pinterest , edited by me

𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓

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[mkartzdraws]

Wisdom from Gordon Ramsay:

“I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, met someone I believe in as little as you.”

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[joyful-gifts]

(via Chronic Anxiety Joke, My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Mini Skirt by joystocktreats)

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[phoenixsdesigns]

(via COMMON SENSE NOT A GIFT BUT A BUT A PUNISHMENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT Classic T-Shirt by PHOENIXSDESIGNS)

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[lt-catbolt]

Person #1: what do you want?

Person #2: your pity

Person #1: I'm... sorry?

Person #2: that's sarcasm, but I'm tired so I'll settle for that

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[buckybarnessssss15]

Random sarcastic dialogue

"You know, sometimes, I wish you'd choke on the shit you talk."

"Oh, you think I'm sarcastic? You should hear the things I don't say."

"Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend. That's why he's with you."

{Youre ugly} "Bitch, please. My straightener is hotter than you!"

"The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready."

"Sorry, no hablar fucktardo."

"Aww, you think I give a shit? How cute."

"From the bottom of my heart...I don't give a fuck."

"Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you can turn on is the microwave."

"You look like you were drawn with my left hand."

"Excuse me, I think you mistake me for someone who gives a damn."

"Where were you born again? It must be on an accident scene."

"If you want to be a smart ass, first you've got to be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass."

"I feel sorry every time you open your mouth to speak."

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[blookenine]

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[therandomvibez]

Wohooo!!

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[ibook4you]

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[bastealmighty]

Adulthood is probably the worst hood I've ever lived in. Very ghetto here. 🙃

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