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montereybayaquarium · 2 months
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“Yay. Monday,” the fringehead said sarcastically.
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fishyfishyfishtimes · 7 months
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Daily fish fact #558
Sarcastic fringehead!
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They get their name from their temperament and the fringe-like appendages on their heads! They’re best-known for their large jaws which they’ll open wide and press against their competitor’s similarly open mouth during territorial battles.
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realbeefman · 6 months
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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
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hellenhighwater · 7 months
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huge shoutout to rejection sensitive dysphoria and the attorney who mentioned that I'd misspelled "forfeiture" in my notes, ensuring that I will literally never misspell that word ever again. Thanks, it's just what I needed. I would have rather been shot, but this works also.
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chessb0r3d · 3 months
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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styona · 2 months
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What a time to be alive that was, that era was nothing short of glorious. That really is a part of their so called ✨shtick✨
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frogchiro · 1 month
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I hear it is time to spread the word of our lord and savior Tachanka? 👀
link: (https://rainbowsix.fandom.com/wiki/Tachanka_(Siege) Context of link: Just the wiki page of R6 operator Tachanka.
But I wanna highlight a few things!!!
Alexsandr Senaviev was born on November 3rd in Leningrad, Russia to a military family. At the age of eighteen, Senaviev was conscripted into military service just as the Soviet Union was ending its operations in Afghanistan. Upon the dissolution of his draft, Senaviev opted to enlist full time. He was part of the wrestling league, where his formidable frame and match strategy earned him accolades. 
Alexsandr Senaviev has a boisterous sense of humor with a booming laugh. He can be quite blunt, but without the intent to offend
Senaviev's younger sister is a doctor and our discussion had barely started when he was showing me pictures of her in her doctor's smock, along with a dozen more photos of his nieces and nephews and his own kids. […] He and his sister grew up in a strict household without many things, which is why he makes a great effort to enjoy life. They both make sure that their kids are loved and raised with laughter. At the same time, he doesn't like to buy or accumulate physical objects and emphasizes this with his children, much to their consternation. I suspect that's also partly to do with his divorce. […]
(Also the main reason why we refer to Tachanka as 'lord'/godly is mainly 'cause his weapons/loadout is shit.)
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a REAL LIFE DILF <33
From what I gathered on his wiki he has at least two children, one of them a son and an ex-wife! Also him being an ex wrestler because of his size and strength...
Imagine being a babysitter for his kids, a 6 year old boy and a sweet 3 year old girl who absolutely adore their nanny who spends the majority of their time with them since their father is still a busy man and their mother is using her newfound freedom as a divorced woman so you're babysitting the little ones for a hefty sum from their dad whenever you're free from college.
But you have to admit, while the kids are literal angels and a delight to babysit, they nor the money are the sole reason for you being so eager to babysit and their father, Alexsandr, played a huge part in it too.
He was so large and heavily build, no doubt from his years in the military but his charming, boisterous attitude combined with his broad, toothy grin that almost seemed boyish on his mature face was what really made you fall for him :(( Whenever the kids were playing or napping, you two had a little time with each other to just talk and spend time together, get to know each other better because 'Let's not make this one of those stick-in-the-ass rigid employer-employee relationships, yes?' as Alexsandr put it himself.
The connection between you deepened but you were still so shy under his clear blue eyes :(( You couldn't possibly do the first move, what if he doesn't return your feelings? He's much older than you, he has a military career, two kids and a divorce, surely he wouldn't ever be interested in someone like you...right?
Ofc little did you know that Alexsandr was tugging his lengthy, heavy cock every night after sending you off with a thick wad of cash and a loud, happy thank you for taking care of his kids, though in reality he was everything but happy :(( Like it or not but the burly male fell for you, the most cliche thing on earth, the young, sweet babysitter that visited him home almost every day to care for his little ones with a gentle smile towards them and him too, such a stark contrast from his ex wife...
He was cumming every night multiple times to the thought of you right here beside him, in his bed, all nice and naked, sated and warm after a night of passionate love making. He came on his hairy tummy with a displeased growl, once the post nut clarity set in and realized that he wasted so much precious seed when it could be inside you >:(
Alexsandr knew he had to have you, had to confess to you how he felt but didn't know how; his loud, charismatic attitude failing him for the first time in years but these thoughts were for the time being pushed back once again to the back of his mind. He could think of a better solution on how to win you over once he wasn't so terribly horny, testosterone clouding his mind as his heavy cock jumped to life once again, thick potent sperm oozing from his swollen tip and Alexsandr could only think about how well he could breed you, he was a real stud despite his age y'know? Plus he always wanted another kid anyway <33
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iandarling · 13 days
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Mickeys nicknames for Ian:
Firecrotch, red, sleepyface, mumbles, handsome, tall fucker, james dean, little orphan annie, pippi long-stocking, monster cock, love of my life, gorgeous, lover, dickbreath, asshole, sex on legs, dumbass, glee club, motherfucker, prince charming, dicksucker, raggedy anne, princess, pretty face, casper the ghost, cupcake, fruitcake, tooth fairy, freckles
Ian’s nicknames for Mickey:
Baby
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bumblingbabooshka · 28 days
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Tom & B'Elanna give off closeted gay vibes in that I think if you asked them to describe their ideal woman and man they would respectively describe a swimsuit model (bonus: who's Not Like Other Girls) and the lead in some sort of romantic novel. Nothing even close to a real person. The most generic you can get about straight romantic and sexual attraction.
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overlysarcasticpolls · 6 months
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Overly Sarcastic Bracket 2: Electric Boogaloo
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The silly idea is back!
This time the contestants were selected by viewers like you!
Much like last time, each round will last for one week of voting. Ideally, the next round will start shortly after the previous one ends. I'll update this post with the current round of voting once the tournament begins.
For information on the previous bracket, click here!
Final
Cleo vs. Red
3rd Place
Blue vs. Monkey
Previous rounds below the cut!
(Winners in Bold)
Semifinals
Cleo vs. Blue
Red vs. Monkey
Quarter Finals
Cleo vs. Apollo
Cyan vs Monkey
Red vs. Magenta
Ziggy vs. Blue
Round 2
Cleo vs. Green-Haired Protagonist
Cyan vs. Pele
Red vs. Ishtar
Ziggy vs. The Duomo
Blue vs. Noir
Magenta vs. Kuan Yin
Monkey vs. Indigo
Apollo vs. Audience Surrogate
Round 1
Cleo vs. Liam Neeson
Cyan vs. Suleiman the Magnificent('s hat)
Red vs. Van Helsing('s Serious Face)
Ziggy vs. Sultanahmet (Blue Mosque)
Blue vs. Star Lord Mao
Magenta vs. Shakespeare
Monkey vs. Mother-and-Child Stream Old Lady
Audience Surrogate vs. Alexander the Great
Apollo vs. Plato
Indigo vs. Chang'e
Kuan Yin vs. Yellow
Noir vs. Cu Chulainn
The Duomo vs. Amaterasu
Anna Komnena vs. Ishtar
Flame-Haired Villain vs. Pele
Green-Haired Protag vs. Skull-Mask Villain
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emily-mooon · 3 months
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Jonathan in my Itakiss AU:
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todaysfish · 8 months
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Okay team, today’s fish is Neoclinus blanchardi, the sarcastic fringehead.
The first fact I have for you is that when threatened they look like this:
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Great, I’ve got your attention.
Okay, so sarcastic fringeheads are blennies that live off the west coast of North America, they’re only about a foot long, and they DON’T HAVE SCALES.
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This scale-less-ness is actually quite normal for fish in their family, Chaenopsidae, who also don’t have a lateral line as most fish do. Normally, lateral lines allow fish to orientate themselves in a water current, and give them information about their spatial environment via several thousand sensory organs, the neuromasts.
But anyway, blennioids (yes, that’s a word: it’s the blennies) in the family Chaenopsidae don’t have lateral lines, so we’ll learn about those later.
So why, you ask, that ridiculous face?
First of all, rude. It’s a majestic face! Those draping skin flaps! Those enraptured eyes!
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All that skin is for face-offs between fringeheads to compare sizes; when threatened by another fringehead for mating partners or dens, these spectacular little blennioids open their jaws to compare size.
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The goal with this face-off is to avoid a fight where one could be injured; however, if that’s not worked out in the face-off, they will start to push each other. With their big open mouths.
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Sounds a little gay
Thanks for the gif, @montereybayaquarium 😍
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lesbiangracehanson · 1 year
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tfw ur girlfriend is presumptuous af but ur down too bad to care much anymore :// 
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do i really wanna read it tho? U beta'd it but whats so good about it? I wanna know
I have good taste in things. Ask any of my online comrades, i scarcely reccomend bad things.
Good characterization all around for both major and minor characters. I'm particularly fond of how Natsu is written in the fic.
Ever expanding lore. The world in the storys constantly bein built and expounded on.
Good pacing. Lives up to the slow burn tag (though im evil and think it could be slower, but alas, Rougie thinks thatd be too evil to do.)
Great action. Might be graphic to some but its an M rated fic for a reason.
Theres romance there but it isnt slapped on, its actually something that progresses and slowly grows instead of bein like, speedran.
I did another post here before on this a while back
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You won't know if you'll like it if you don't give it a shot for yourself :]
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ah yes me being late, what a surprise hflksdjhf anyways i originally was going to do more days but i ended up only being able to get one more doodle sorta done that matches day 4 of @clarkkentweek
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sunmisbf · 2 months
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if i find out ten’s solo had a low budget so taeyong’s could be better i will be enlisting in the 10vely vs tyongf war
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