#sapiosexuals… why do u follow me

[octopiys]

Some incorrect quotes and scenes for the pies

Roach: *Screams*

Ghost: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Capt. MacTavish: Should we do something?

Capt. Price: No, I want to see who wins.

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Alejandro: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Valeria: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Alejandro: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING RODOLFO WITH ME

Rodolfo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Price: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Ghost: That's why I carry two knives.

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Soap: I made tea.

Ghost: I don’t want tea.

Soap: ....I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ghost: Then why are you telling me?

Soap: It is a conversation starter.

Ghost: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Soap: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Gaz: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Price, putting his head in his hands: Does anyone in this goddamn team ever think before they speak-

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Graves: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Alejandro: I do have a sense of humor you know

Graves: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Alejandro: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Graves:

Graves: fuck you

Alejandro: fuck you

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Soap, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Ghost:

Ghost: is it because I said I didn't want your tea-

Soap: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT MY TEA

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Ghost: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Gaz, just finding out that Ghost is legally dead:

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Gaz: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Price: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Soap: Three of us saw it, Cap. How do you explain that?

Price: *points at Soap* Sleep deprivation. *points at König* Paranoia. *points at Ghost* Delusional personality disorder.

Gaz:

Gaz: damn.

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Roze: What’s something you guys are better than Horangi at?

Hutch: Mario Kart.

O'Conor: Yeah, video games.

König: Emotional vulnerability

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Graves: *Gets down on one knee*

Alejandro: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Graves: *Falls over*

Alejandro: The poison is kicking in.

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Gaz, after falling out of a heli for the third time: Do you take constructive criticism?

Nikolai: I only take cash or credit.

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Soap: Can you keep a secret?

Ghost: Do you know anything about my life?

Soap: No I do not. Good point.

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Gaz: Hey heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this haha-

Roach: What did you-?

Gaz: A MISTAKE WAS MADE

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I just wanna say thank you all sm for 300 followers! You all r loved and I'm not good with responses but I appreciate them all so muck, thank u again :DDDDD

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[midheavenastrology]

❤︎♀︎♀︎♂︎♂︎♁Notes on Synastry ♀︎♀︎♂︎♂︎♁❤︎

♬"who do u love”? ♬

Alright y’all..I’ve studied astrological synastry for years now. These are my observations from my study so far 🙏

∞air sign Venus: y’all know you can’t date a hottie if they ain’t got the brains to boot so why y’all tryin’ ? 🧠 Air sign Venus’s are the true sapiosexuals of the Venus placements. Intelligence is of supreme importance to them- this is because air is about the mind and without mental stimulation our poor air babies shrivel up and die 🧟‍♀️ ✿honorary mention to Venus in Virgo/Virgo placements ♍️

∞people think air+fire and water+earth=best…but I’ve observed differently. Water+earth is quite peaceful and nice and comfortable but where’s the risk ? Where’s the spark ? This combo can get a little stagnant after a while…like all that water+earth just becomes a giant pile of mud that you can’t get out of. I would say this combo is still beautiful because water helps earth grow and earth gives water a container to feel safe. Now… fire and air..that’s a different beast all together … air will stir up the flames causing hellfire. Have you seen these two fight ? It’s vicious… two masculine energies trying to combat each other 🤦‍♀️ needless to say, this combo is NOT best. Whoever made this observation in the past must’ve been on a bender or some shit. Masculine+masculine=why ?

Now for the goodie and the baddie combo that does work :

Gemini+Capricorn: what u say ? Air and earth, let alone Saturn and Mercury ?? Hear me out: as someone who has personally encountered this, somehow this works/it’s like the dry ass, sarcastic humor of Saturn 🪐 and the witty ass, provocative humor of Mercury works perfectly in tandem- this is a relationship full of mean playful pokes at each other, lots of deep philosophical talks about life and a genuine friendship kind of relationship. Ride or die kinda energy 👯‍♀️

Pisces+Libra: this one makes so much sense to me: the exalted ruler of Venus: Pisces and the very very Venusian Libra…they’re probs that couple you see holding hands and making heart eyes 😍 at each other, while simultaneously never making a decision ever, because Libra is notorious for being indecisive and we all know how elusive a Pisces can be. But nevertheless, I ship 🚢 this. Two sweet af angels 👼 picking flowers 🌸 for each other and sending ten million heart 💜 emojis.

Leo+Cancer: ummmm hello !! The sun 🌞 and the moon 🌝 come on..this is classic. It’s like the celestial mom and dad got married in the sky and made sweet sweet star 🌟 children. Power couple energy 100%. They’ll probably build an empire together. They’ll probably have like 10 beautiful children who all become famous 💁‍♀️

Aries+Scorpio : I mean..let’s be real, one is the masculine energy of mars and the other is the feminine energy of mars. Two martians - what could go wrong, besides maybe their kids finding their secret sex lair oops 😬 this is like so so seggsy ! Fire 🔥 on fire on fire 🔥 also I feel like the only planet that could tame Pluto’s dark waters is probs mars.

Sagittarius+Capricorn: The ONLY thing that will keep a Sagittarius chained is a Capricorn ok ? I said it here first lol 😂 Capricorns are notoriously independent and sags love that. They have that devil may care attitude about life that wild child sag can’t stay away from. You thought sag was the wild child, think again. Just because Capricorn is ruled by Saturn does not for the love of god make them boring or rule followers. Every famous Capricorn I know is a rebel. After all, all those hard lessons and restrictions from big daddy Saturn: they’re bound to want to break free. Think of this combo as the Bonny and Clyde, wild at heart gypsy couple.

More to come in the future baddies 💜💜💜

#astrology relationships #astrology compatibility #tumblr astrology #love #relationship #sagittarius #capricorn #pisces #libra sun #venusians #magic #leo #cancer #compatible #love language

[seventeenfluff]

JEON WONWOO AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

A/n waaahhh this blog already reached 50+ followers huhu thank you T.T I'll try my best even more

Previous Member: KWON HOSHI

ctto to the pics

let's all be real here, among the members of svt, wonwoo will be a sapiosexual aside from Myungho 😏

Anyway, Wonwoo needed someone who is extroverted who will adopt his introverted ass.

Like there's no way he will be the assertive one in the relationship, he needs someone who could pull him out of his comfort zone and someone who could make him talk. Why is the 96 line so introverted?

The type of boyfriend who doesn't empathize (feels the same as you) very easily but rather someone who looks at the problem rationally.

Like if you're feeling down, he will not comfort you but instead would give you solutions and alternatives from what is keeping you down.

Honestly, that's the only downside of dating Wonwoo. He is not an empathetic but he is very sympathetic (feeling concern or sorrow for you) and compassionate (feeling care and warmth for you)

Will write you poems lol dont fight me on this one, Wonwoo is a very subtle romantic but yes he would do this for his special someone.

Love language consist of gifts, attention and act of service

only said i love you once in the entirety of the relationship

despite not being showy of his affection Wonwoo never failed to make you feel that you are enough.

He doesn't really need to say it because his actions are enough, though if your love language is different from him, this might be a big problem.

Will join u on ur antics like no matter how weird and random it is, wonwoo will join you which is really unexpected from him

Wonwoo is a sarcastic person lmao like his way of flirting is through sarcasm and that is so sexc of him

lmao he is so annoying when he needs your attention and you're not giving it to him

like bombarding your inbox with your name

or literally bugging the hell out of you until you finally cave in and give what he wants

the type of boyfriend who needs a lot of care like dating wonwoo means also having a 7 year old son who still needs a lot guidance most of the time

wonwoo is someone who doesn't warm up to people very easily, like it actually took him several months before he could act like a couple with you despite knowing each other for so long

dating wonwoo is domestic kind of trope once he became more comfortable though

like even if you're only dating it already felt like the two of you are married for several years already

remembers small facts about you as if it is his own agenda

wonwoo needs someone who could match his sense of humor specially he really loves joking and playing around

Wonwoo would talk to you about deep philosophical stuff at 2 am, whether from text or while the two of you is just chilling shoulder to shoulder

deep talks about life with him is really frequent

The kind of guy who would stop to read the labels on museum and will share you his new found knowledge (hey did you know that- kind of guy)

really know a lot of useless knowledge and uses them as conversation starters lmao

despite being quiet and reserved, Wonwoo is an easy to read person, like his emotion gives in what he is thinking.

someone you don't want to anger because Wonwoo is a calm guy, him blowing up is pretty rare, so if you made him angry, it really means it is pretty serious.

Don't expect wonwoo to know what you thinking or feeling without saying it. He is not the type of guy to be intuitive about something so he really needs a partner who is vocal and knows how to express their thoughts and emotions

wonwoo really knows how to push your buttons and uses your weakness to get what he wants lol

despite his negative sides (we all have), wonwoo is a gentleman

not as gentleman as Joshua but he would put your needs above his.

basically dating wonwoo is having your own strong indepent man who needs guidance to survive his daily life

Next Member: LEE JIHOON

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[coffeeshoptalkks]

every mbti as seen by a (dumbass) entp

i feel like that intro was enough??

ENTJ:

will you CHILL out

you have the biggest superiority complex on the planet but u actually have no idea what you’re talking about

i could mentally run circles around u all day

like yeah u get more practical use of out of things

but ur a dumbass

INTJ:

yeah so i kinda love u guys... i get to be sarcastic and nihilistic and weird and you actually understand what i’m saying without being like “but thats immOrRal”

really fucking great lol

i have a friend whos an INTJ and a girl.

i am an ENTP and a girl

match made in heaven

such similar experiences and we can talk for hours

keep being u people

ENTP:

so... hmm. like..

i either love u or hate u

my longest standing crush has been on an entp i grew up with whos a fucking misogynistic asshole, but i LOVE arguing with him?

like its great

did she say sapiosexual??

yea whoops.

hes also so much more intelligent than i am and thats really sexy lol

and no im not dumb, istg he just stole the intelligence from his 3 other siblings and now exists in a different plane from the majority of most humans

farther off from normal society than me actually.

we might be insane btw

INTP:

u scare me...

cause as much as i hate it, ur actually much better at passively absorbing information about people than i am

yes i’m better at reading people from movements and dictation

but ur ability to just ABSORB information is fucking crazy

also ur one of the only types that can actually psychoanalyze me in any way correctly

so i want u to do that plz

(ngl my intp friend is one of the most fucking entertaining people to be around and have conversations cause all we do is psychoanalyze people. best shit ever)

ESFJ:

i have two opinions on you

1. you’re super chill and really fun to be around and make me laugh

2. omg ur legit the most fucking annoying type especially when you’re unhealthy because ur logic becomes slave to ur emotions and you’re completely unable to understand someone else’s perspective and now i have to deal with ur emotional WHINING and all i want to do is sleep

but like, if ur mature? ur chill lol

ISFJ:

hello

i like u

u like feeding me and take care of me

srsly tho thank u for feeding me, i wouldn’t eat otherwise

fundamentally we will disagree on so many things

but im 100% offending u more than ur annoying me by not understanding why i know how to mentally break every person in life and nooo it isn’t because i want to its just because i tailor my method of speech to each person depending on my own mood and theirs and what will cause me the least amount of work and ur like “ur insane”

and u know what?

ur right lol

ESTJ:

yeah yay we got another one of the EXXJ types

i appreciate the stability

i don’t appreciate the rule following

ESPECIALLY if u try to make me follow them

ye

don’t

my senior year advisory teacher was this and bOy lemme tell u it was rough for both of us until we figured out a compromise

just stay out of my way and i’ll make ur life less of a hell?

ISTJ:

so oddly enough, even tho we’re not supposed to get along

i fucking love u guys

the dry sense of humor?

being sarcastic and putting up with my bullshit

the amount of RANDOM KNOWLEDGE of ancient europe you have.

fucking fantastic

legit some of my best friends

different enough that we have interesting conversations, but Te dominant enough to not get hurt by my sarcasm

also we play allot of video games together

and by play i mean u watch me run around doing stupid shit while laughing

would date u but i would get fed up with how literal you are

sorry

ENFJ:

i don’t know many of you??

like i uh

maybe one?

ur chill?

like idk man im sorry

actually wait i forgot about one

ur a tough nut to crack, like ur one of my best friends but won’t confide in me and carry the world on ur shoulders :(

really amazing to be around, but i never get *real* conversations with u cause, once again, you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders

INFJ:

i love u :(

but only if you’re healthy

the amount of unhealthy / mistyped infjs is astronomical

because if you’re unhealthy legit all you care about is how other people view u and ur emotions are more volatile than a gemini on a caffeine rush

but if you’re healthy? or like, more healthy lol

great cuddle buddy

calming presence, when im upset i don’t even have to deal with you asking questions

you’ll just exist and hug me and its GREAT

oh but you’re a pain in the ass to pull secrets out of

legit fucking impossible

tbh i’ll probably marry u or intj

ENFP:

really fun to be around in short bursts

like, i really love u i prOmise

but then i get tired lol

oh and then if i try to have any kind of real world discussion with you it becomes a fight about optimism vs realism and

well

im an entp

and uh

u don’t win arguments with me... i either give up or you lose

INFP:

bro i got so many of you floating around lol

its honestly a cult at this point

depending on how extroverted u are sometimes i feel like im walking all over u

but ur really great listeners and understand that while we might not have the same emotional opinion i’m allowed to have my own and we can exist as friends even if we disagree

but honestly as many as i have around me i never really have conversations with you cause the Te is so far down in the stack, and i’m always providing the Ne so ??

but really i love you

ESTP:

lollll

i thought i was an estp for the longest time (aka high school)

and then like

nOpe

idk i have a few estp friends and i just can’t connect to them on any meaningful level

i mean its just the Se/Ne dichotomy

but like, would u think DEEPLY about something for .2 seconds please?

oh and we argue *insert shrug*

but thanks for not being offended when i say that ur gonna break up with ur girlfriend by christmas cause its college

ISTP:

i potentially know 0 of you

other than that one friend’s roommate who i had like a 10 second convo with??

either i don’t know what to look for (or more likely) i just don’t look

cause you’re Ti is the first function and then followed by Se you’re simultaneously thinking in your head and living in the moment which means you’re 100% just minding your own damn business and i’m probably not that interested in you

sorry

(not sorry)

ESFP:

turns out i know a singular one of you

who i typed as an estp cause hes super fking brash

(also cause even tho i’ve known him for over a year we had never had any kind of *substantial* (N substantial that is) conversation

but his Te is wAy to high to be a ESTP (that should have tipped me off) cause he’s always bouncing his class schedule off of me

tbh he kinda brings out the worst in me

idk whAt it is or if its just me mimicking people’s personalities (blame the libra, blame the entp take ur pick) but i get into this Se loop thing where i’m not getting any fufillment and even subconsciously am very annoyed cause his Se if making a mess of my Ne and its terrifying

basically the textbook case of me and Se types being “friends” but not really *friends* cause i can’t ever have any substantive conversations with them

ISFP:

i’m like 75% sure this is my mother

its really hard to type people i’ve known for a long time tho so

other than is my mother is one.

i legit no NONE

but going off my mother... the high Fi accompanied by no Ne (INFP) makes you very confused about some of the things i talk about

a lot of the times im off on a rant and you genuinely don’t understand *why* i would ever think that way

listen, i love my mom, wuoldn’t trade her for anyone else

but if she weren’t my mother (and an older ISFP) it would be a fking mess

#mbti #myers briggs #16 personalities #intp #entp #intj #entj #estp #istp #estj #istj #enfp #infp #enfj #infj #esfj #isfj #isfp #esfp #mine #cstks

[rudjedet]

roxys reblogged your post: roxys: somecunttookmyurl: roxys: ...

first of all, i never said he was a bad character! hes a good character but that doesnt make him a good person, a great villain and foil sure! but he was also never meant to be sympathetic at all.

“Imagine thinking that Kimblee is straight” does not mean “Kimblee is evil and therefore gay because gay equals evil”. It’s a statement based on his behaviour and looks which has nothing to do with his canonical sexual preference (which we know nothing about, apart from the fact that Winry is too young for him).

no offense but his behavior is literally genocidal maniac and if those are the traits u associate with gay people and somehow dont thik thats awful idk what to tell u

And of course not all gay people are like Scar from the Lion King. But not all gay people are rays of mentally healthy sunshine, either. I mean. You can imply only Kimblee and Bradley are cishet because they’re so evil (conveniently forgetting actual devil Shou Tucker), but that’s… doing the exact same thing you’re so upset about others allegedly doing?

this was a shitpost ur taking too seriously, im not actually implying any of these characters are gay, and i just forgot about tucker tbh, youll see in an earlier reblog of this i actually said “oops i forgot tucker, him too” so ur really reaching super far to prove im #homophobic

also this post was untagged other than “fma” which i do for blacklist bc i know a lot of my followers arent into fma. yall can just bock and move on but u gotta be babies about me not liking ur littel incel

so anyway kimblee is a cishet sapiosexual incel who jerks off to the shadbase

Since you somehow prevented me from reblogging I’m just going to do this the old-fashioned way, because you’re misconstruing my points and I’m... not a very big fan of that. 

hes a good character but that doesnt make him a good person, a great villain and foil sure! but he was also never meant to be sympathetic at all.

I never said Kimblee was a good person. I even literally said I don’t care for him on a personal level, I just think his character is well-rounded, so I don’t know what kind of point you’re trying to make here but it’s falling flat. 

no offense but his behavior is literally genocidal maniac and if those are the traits u associate with gay people and somehow dont thik thats awful idk what to tell u

I did not say or even implied that I associated his traits with gay people as a general group, or even with one particular gay person. I have no headcanon about Kimblee’s sexuality, and I don’t know what else to tell you other than the fact that you’re reaching.

this was a shitpost ur taking too seriously, im not actually implying any of these characters are gay, and i just forgot about tucker tbh, youll see in an earlier reblog of this i actually said “oops i forgot tucker, him too” so ur really reaching super far to prove im #homophobic

I am not in any way saying you’re homophobic. Where did you even get that from? And why do you want to read this into my words so badly? In fact, why do you want to read any of the above misconceptions into my words? I said exactly none of what you think/say I’m saying.  

Bottom line is: you can have a queer-coded, well-rounded villain character that doesn’t make all LGBTQ+ people look bad.

PS. Tumblr picks up on character names in tags or the post itself so that it will show up when you search a character’s name. Censor the names next time.

#roxys #I don't know if you're deliberately misinterpreting what I said but either way it's not a very good look #kimblee #fma

[hotchupacabrasinmyarea]

Repost, don’t reblog!

Name / Alias: cline / crys(tal) / kris Are you over 18?  Yes  /  No. Is your muse(s) over 18?  Yes /  No / Most of them.

When was your blog established? god. uh. great question. i want to say abt november-ish? 

– W R I T I N G  –

Are you selective about who you write with? No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people) / Private (mutuals only).

Are you selective about who you follow? No (anyone) /  Semi (most people) /  Yes (some people) /  Highly (few people).

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon? Not at all  / A little  / Some / Mostly /  Strictly /  Not Applicable.

What post lengths do you write? One-Liners  / Single-Para / Multi-Para /  Novella / All of the aforementioned.

Do you use icons and/or GIFS? No  /  Gifs / Icons /  Yes / Sometimes.

Do you write on other platforms? No  /  Yes

What level of plots do you write? Unplotted /  Open-Ended Plots  /  Semi-Plotted /  Fully Plotted Epics / All of the aforementioned

How quickly do you usually respond to threads? Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks)  / Average (1-2 weeks)  / Fast (less than one week)  /  Very Fast (less than three days) /  It depends  

What types of themes do you like?

Adventure / Romance / Fluff / Angst / Smut / Violence /  Tragedy / Domestic / Family

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( Feel free to add! ) High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror /  Comedy / Romantic / Drama / Action / Adventure /  Espionage / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? (Not triggers) No  / Yes /  Sometimes

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged? i have a lovely. list of triggers on my rules page-- um, so like. i don’t rlly want to list them all out so just. look at my rules. pls. generally just trigger tw is how i tag stuff. unfortunately as my one very big trigger is graphic depictions of violence against women, it’s...not easily tagged? as general violence is like. eh, whatever. but it’s why i may not follow other ppl’s threads :( also i do have “crystal don’t look” blacklisted? but? my biggest thing for that is like deep sea creatures and hopefully no one’s rbing...that. and also like...suicide imagery  

– S H I P P I N G –

What types of relationships are you open to? Romantic /  Platonic  /  Familial / All of the aforementioned

What types of pre-established relationships are you open to? Romantic  /  Platonic /  Familial / All of the aforementioned

Do you have OTPs? No /  Chemistry Only / Yes

Do you have NOTPS? No / Yes

What is your muse’s sexual orientation? Heterosexual /  Heteroflexible  / Bisexual / Pansexual /  Homoflexible  / Homosexual / Demisexual /  Sapiosexual (lol can u IMAGINE) /  ( Grey ) Asexual / Still trying to figure it out / 

What is your muse’s romantic orientation? Heteroromantic /  Heteroflexible  / Biromantic /  Homoflexible  /  Homoromantic   / Panromantic /  Demiromantic /  Sapioromantic  / Aromantic / Still trying to figure it out /

Are you comfortable writing smut? No  / Selectively / Yes

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically? Autoship / During plotting  /  After a couple IC interactions / Several IC interactions / Slow burn / Plot dependent /  Never /  you gotta talk to me ooc first

Are you open to toxic ships? No / Selectively (it...depends)  / Yes  / I am not sure

Are you open to problematic ships? No /  Selectively / Yes / I am not sure (define problematic)

Are you open to polyshipping? No /  Selectively  / Yes / I am not sure

Are you an exclusive shipper? Never / Sometimes  / Yes / depends

Does crack shipping ever happen? Nope /  Yes / Depends

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