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newttxt · 2 months

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“ain’t no one born into this world to be alone!”

happy birthday, robin!!! 🌸

#one piece #nico robin #not tagging the others bc… thats still technically her #wahhhhhh my fave one piece character #robin my bias only increased #also fun fact i cried both times i saw this robin fight bc im an emotional sap

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crybaby-bkg · 9 months

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Kirishima who likes that cheesy, shitty porn that makes you and Bakugou cringe, but you two can't help but indulge the big guy when he wants to role-play.

bakugou has been a swimmer since he was an infant, but pretends to drown in you guys' pool so Kiri can jump in and save him as the life guard on duty. gives bakugou mouth to mouth which always seems to devolve into tongue kissing and a cough from you to at least get back on script. it somehow ends up with you thanking the life guard for saving your boyfriend by offering up your mouth to him while he continues to tongue down Bakugou. its a little stupid, but everyone always gets off.

or, his other favorite one, where he's coming in for a massage and you and bakugou are both the masseuses. Bakugou works his back muscles and you flip him over to do his front. you always somehow end up bouncing on Kiri's cock while Bakugou fucks his mouth. you don't mind that one as much, because Kiri's chest oiled up always look so delectable, and the sounds he emits low in his throat when you play with his nipples is always worth the ache in your thighs the next morning.

you've done hero-villain-civilian role-play before too, where you're the helpless victim fallen prey to a mysterious blood riot and trying to be saved by dynamight. that one, despite how much you both complain about it all, seems to elicit the eagerest responses from all of you. its something about playing helpless while being taken from behind that does you in. especially when you're bent over in Bakugou's lap while he's tied down to a chair, unable to save you, his sweet little civilian. eye to eye with him, his mouth gagged, while Kiri fucks you so mercilessly that your drool hits Bakugou's chin and his evil laughs makes both of you close to orgasming.

now that one makes the role-play seem just a bit less cringy. but only when its you guys doing it, not the fake shit Kiri watches. if wants cheesy porn, then you two are willing to help him play it all out in real life.

#not that big of a fan of this but I thought about it this morning lol #also I hate writing tags on safari now its so fucking stupid #why is like breaking everything up letter by letter its distracting #anyway I think he's into roleplaying shitty p*rn but it always turns out well bc its with you two #bc its you two doing it with him!!#I think bkg would be more into like certain fetishy- stuff and home videos #specifically videos of you guys together lol #what a sap #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#krbk treats! 🍬

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wolflyndraws · 4 months

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Bluey dteam hehe

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ask-sketch-and-pals · 4 months

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#(pretend that i didnt post the wrong screenshot first ok?)#DHMIS #Dont Hug Me Im Scared #SAP AU #Sketch And Pals #SAP #Ask Sketch And Pals #Sketch's Ask Tag #Colin's Ask Tag #Tony's Ask Tag #Ask Tag

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hydrachea · 2 months

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I can't stop thinking about Blade saying gifts are unfamiliar.

And I can't stop thinking about Kafka and Silver Wolf, hearing that, and making it a mission to bring him gifts whenever they travel somewhere for their script - even if he's there with them. About the confusion in his eyes when they steal buy something and turn right around to hand it to him.

About his room starting out completely empty except for the bare minimum necessities, a few spare clothes and what he needs to take care his Shard Sword, but filling up with little trinkets and gifts over time. Clothes and jewelry and perfume from Kafka and posters, figures and plushies from Silver Wolf. About them also bringing food back, expensive specialties swiped from a restaurant and the weirdest option they could spot in a lone vending machine, a category of gifts that doesn't leave anything behind (except the photos they both take of the three of them eating together, or of the faces he makes when Silver Wolf manages to trick him into trying a suspicious snack while he's distracted with polishing his weapon).

About Kafka spending hours finding clothes and jewelry she thinks would suit him, because that's her love language. She gets him makeup too, refusing to let his good looks go to waste. She knows he can't put it on himself, they both do, and he doesn't care for his appearance enough otherwise - but he'll let her do his makeup for him anyway, because she enjoys it, and because he finds it soothing.

About Silver Wolf also buying him clothes, but the ones she gets aren't his style at all, and just barely his size. She gets them for him, but just so she can steal them right back - her love language is quality time, and she fills Blade's room with gifts she can borrow along with a moment of his day. It still counts as a gift, she insists, practically swimming in an oversized jacket she swiped from his closet.

About how in another life, Yingxing gave gifts to the people he loved and in this one, Blade receives them from those who love him.

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #hsr kafka #hsr silver wolf #lads. lasses. i care them and i have an agenda to spread.#stellaron hunters #one day i'll have a better tag or will i #i still don't have a great one for my trailblazers ot3 #why is coming up with tags so difficult?#anyway #woe sap be upon ye #fresh from my dms with fero and a little more polished #ray's records #i think getting the people she loves all prettied up is kafka's love language #she has an eye for what would suit them and she likes to indulge her fantasies #silver wolf isn't safe from it and doesn't mind it so sometimes when the time is right kafka will make all three of them match #identical pieces of jewelry they each wear on a necklace a ring or an earring #coordinated colors found in each of their outfits #and after silver wolf's line about how blade promised to game with her i think that's how she shows her love #spending time with the people she cares about #filling blade's closet with jackets so she can wander into his room to snag one #and take the opportunity to sit next to him and play a game for a while #it's the next best thing until she can smack a controller in his hands and finally get him to play a fighting game together #man i do love them so much

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emblazons · 9 months

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"Here. You'll understand."

Sora Reuniting with Riku || Kingdom Hearts II (2005) see: moments that changed the trajectory of my life

#there is not a single reason for this other than self indulgence. and yes. you can probably expect more as I replay these games #kh #kingdom hearts #soriku #sora #riku #kh sora #kh riku #userbaby #my gifs #dailygaming #gameplaydaily #dailyvideogames #videogameedit #also I'm not tagging many homies because idk which of you even know these games but. enjoy the sap regardless 😂

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muzzleroars · 1 year

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[ultrakill]

give me some space i’m still not over this

bonus:

gabe thought he could blow a kiss and have it go unnoticed. wrong.

#the way these lines are delivered....man #sorry i got into a fps and this is how i post about it #i'm a sap!!!!#ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag #blood cw

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nursemimosa · 4 months

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I feel like this has been posted before but this is what Larry says if you chose him as your favorite gym leader. (he was who I chose when Geeta asks you questions about the gym leaders post-game. Clever move telling them Geeta!) The detail about going to the park is cute. I wonder what specific park he likes to go to de-stress.

#i am here to collect Larry Lore (c)#sorry if this has been posted by others i have been avoiding every single tag i track for a week LOL #me consulting my sleep paralysis demon in my pink swag room if i should quit my job teehee #it makes me sad he thinks it's a lapse in judgement. no u have a lot of ppl who love u!#(though still real tho. i'm ur fav? sounds fake but ok. been there)#not to be a complete sentimental SAP but the overworked thing struck a chord w/ me.. i am not but i am going thru workplace drama #hence why i still relate to him. why is he me........ i hate this. thanks #pokemon larry #pokemon scarlet violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #larry pokemon #pkmn sv #mine #indigo disk spoilers #indigo disc spoilers

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shiresome · 5 months

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If I was in charge of Mortal Kombat -- thank god I'm not, I know -- I would just let Hotaru be a bug! The whole firefly motif is cool, but like, I don't see why you wouldn't just let him go further with it.

But that's just what I'd do!

#the poor sap already has to be havik's narrative foil #the least you can do is make him a little cooler #+ differentiate him further from just like. an earthrealm human #he doesnt need to turn into a bug or anything #thats overkill #but damn! at least let him fly so he can get away from havik!#hotaru #havik #hotavik #< is that fair to tag? i didnt draw this with hotavik in mind but i think it fits if youre looking for hotavik stuff #you know?#mortal kombat #mk #deception #fanart #shire art

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thegalaxyinapaperbag2 · 1 year

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late stannarratober doodz (27. jealousy, 25. free prompt, 18. i just drew my interpretations of mariella 432 and the curator, 29. apartment ending,and 28. first kiss)

i’m still working on these 😭 i mean i managed to kill a few birds with one stone for some of these prompts, but still.

#tw suggestive #suggestive #i’m only really tagging that because i dont wanna jumpscare some poor sap scrolling througj tumblr at work w/ robed narrator #it was really just meant to be goofy #so i dont wanna see any pervs in the tags >:(#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #stanarratober #stanarrator #stannarrator #my stuff #sophie doodles dumb drawings

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insert-neologism · 5 months

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if ii had a nickel for every time joey richter had a role as news reporter who covered like stuff abt royalty id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#joey richter #starkid #hatchetfield #dan reynolds #uhh #tcb #tin can bros #sap #spies are forever #look at me actually tagging stuff let's hope i keep that up fr

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sarcasticassian · 5 months

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building off that rockstar Eddie Spotify Wrapped post I made last year here's a sequel because its that time of year again

Steve posts his Wrapped to Twitter under duress (Eddie makes him do it every year and Steve complains every year just because its a habit now) and he's of course in the top 0.001% of Corroded Coffin's listeners with a whopping 257,948 minutes of listening and some guy quote tweets him like "people who sleep listening to music and post crazy stats like this make being in the fandom feel like a competition and they just want clout"

Steve replies with a selfie of him and Eddie that he takes in the app because he's a tired old man and doesn't know how to work twitter, sorry X, and they're sat together on the couch so it was easy to do and he says "I'm not sure I need clout when I'm married to your idol"

Eddie and the guys lovingly refer to Steve as a clout chaser for a month and only stop once the Party try to join in and the joke immediately becomes unfunny to them

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things 4 #steveddie #middle aged steve and eddie are saps sorry #bringing back that tag #they both still have Taylor Swift in their top artists cause she's a busy woman and they're supportive

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starpirateee · 15 days

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WAITWAITWAITWAIT YKNOW HOW SPANKOFFSKI IS A POLISH NAME

PETE OR TED OR MAYBE BOTH SPEAKING POLISH AND CONFUSING THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM

JUST LIKE, THEY HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION OVER THE PHONE THEY DONT WANT OTHERS TO HEAR SO SPEAK IN POLISH TO EACH OTHER AND WHEN TEHY HANG UP EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??????

god im insane about themmmmmm

Anon this is really funny in concept, the size of your mind is insane && I just hope I can do it vague justice

The major problem for Ted on most days was that his phone tended to ring in the most inconvenient of places, at the most inconvenient of times. another major problem was that he often got so engrossed in… Whatever he was doing in the office that he forgot that he and Pete ran on completely different schedules, because his brother was still three months from graduating high school.

He'd been bunking off for the past half hour, and had been talking to Charlotte in the break room, trying to work out when a good time to see her again would be. Everyone who knew them tended to avoid the fact that she was blatantly using him as a fallback option because her husband couldn't— or wouldn't— give her what she wanted. People like Paul and Bill tended to ignore it, only because Sam was doing the same thing across town, with one of the Beanies' baristas, and one of his coworkers… Never at the same time, mind, but Zoey Chambers seemed rather unapologetic about it, so Paul and Bill had managed to work it out as fact.

Still, it was weird to see Charlotte with Ted. Because, at the right angle, it almost looked like Ted genuinely cared about her, and wanted to keep doing what they did to get her away from the thought of her husband for a while. That, of course, had seemed like enough total bullshit that nobody bought it, but they left the two of them to their well needed privacy when it came down to it. Only two people knew they were spot on with near enough everything they speculated about.

Ted leaned against the water cooler, sporting a little more confidence than would surely be allowed in a situation like this. Charlotte wasn't having a terrible day, and that meant it was that little bit easier to talk to her. Less Sam to think about… How did that bastard end up with a woman like her? And why was it that her situation was that bad that he was an upgrade for her?

He was going to think about an answer to that question, but his phone started ringing in his back pocket, vibrating way too dramatically against the cooler.

"Jesus christ-" He stood up a little straighter, pulling his phone out of his pocket. "Sorry, Charlotte. One sec, I swear- hello?"

"Hey, Ted."

That was a voice he'd recognise from anywhere. Pete, once again working off his own time and perhaps completely overlooking the fact that Ted still had an hour at work.

For the sake of clarity, Pete checked his watch and drew the realisation that the holidays were over last week, and Ted was back on office hours. His brow creased, hoping he wasn't interrupting anything then realising there wasn't really anything to interrupt in his brother's work life. "This a bad time?"

"Oh, hey, Pete. No, you're good, I wasn't doing anything anyway…" Ted went straight back to lounging, aware that Charlotte was now trying not to eavesdrop but didn't really have anything better to do. "What's up?"

Pete chuckled. "C'mon, when are you ever doing anything? You don't do shit! Especially not at work!"

"Hey! I do shit! I get paid to do shit, don't I?"

"… Do you even know what department you work in?"

It was a genuine question, and would've accounted for Ted's genuine laziness and reluctance to do any of the actual work he was sent… If Ted hadn't prepared for this exact eventuality several months ago. He'd made sure to pay enough attention in a Monday meeting to at least account for what depeatment he worked in, and what that department pretty much required him to do. He didn't have to work constantly anyway, and that was the best part. His main job was just… fixing the problems everyone else had, when they had them.

"Sure I do. Tech support!" He imagined the defeated expression that flashed across his brother's face, and laughed to himself. There were too many people around him to make the point he was going to make next without getting mobbed, so he leaned in a little closer to the phone, a smirk playing on his lips, and muttered, "Czuję się, jakbym był jedynym idiotą, który faktycznie się zakwalifikował… (I feel like I'm the only idiot who's actually qualified…)"

That prompted an unexpected laugh out of Pete, who was clearly around other people too, because he tried to cover it up. "To wiele mówi (that says a lot.)" He returned once he'd stopped laughing. The two of them had stopped questioning the other's occasional slip into their own version of mostly fluent Polish. They used it to their advantage, to have private conversations in public, or sometimes in reverse when they were around the Polish side of their family. More things could be said if there was the added bonus of nobody overhearing, and that way of thinking had helped Pete out on a few occasions.

Ted cracked a smile. "Ty jesteś gówniarz- (you're a little shit)" He managed to bring himself back into the conversation they were supposed to be having, before he and Pete managed to lose it like they always did, lost in the jesting and the back and forth that just seemed to get better with every phonecall they had. "You didn't call to insult my supposed lack of work, did you? What's up?"

"Can I drop by the office and pick up your keys? I must've left mine on my desk this morning… Took me till third period to realise they weren't in my pocket…" Pete turned from the phone to mutter something- a goodbye, perhaps- towards someone else, and Ted found it vaguely amusing that Pete had retaliated to his complaint when he was with friends.

"You left after me this morning…"

"The front door locks itself, don't worry about it."

Ted faltered, and then nodded. He'd figured that by accident once when he accidentally locked himself out after forgetting his own keys, and he had to wait in the foyer for half an hour like an absolute fool for Pete to show up after his study session. "Fine. You know where the back entrance is, don't you? My car's parked out there, you should recognise it."

"That hunk of shit? I'd recognise it anywhere,"

"Do not slander my car!"

"C'mon, Ted, you've had it like, twenty years! And it hasn't gotten any better in all that time…"

He was going to ignore for now the seemingly increasing pile of problems that it seemed to have every year. Wings that needed replacing because they'd rusted so hard last year, numerous little engine faults… And the suspension was probably shot after all these years… It was a hunk of shit, sure, but it was _his_hunk of shit. "You just wait till you get your own hunk of shit, we'll see who's laughing then!"

"I'm- I'm getting close, I can see your car. Thanks for this, by the way…"

"Yeah yeah, don't mention it, Pete. You better not lose 'em on your way home, I know what you're like…"

"Dupek. (Asshole)"

"Tak, też Cię kocham… (Yeah, I love you too)" Ted chuckled before Pete hung up on him with a scoff. He rolled back his shoulders and stood up from the water cooler. Charlotte tilted her head, and it dawned on him that she'd probably heard all of that. He shrugged. "My brother. Useless bastard left his keys in the apartment… Hold on just a moment." He flashed her a quick smile and sauntered out of the break room towards the lift at the back of the office. Charlotte didn't have the time nor the space to question the constant little jumps in language that may well have happened on both ends, because Ted was gone before she had the chance to think about it at all.

#starkid #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #void offering #star mail #nova's tags →#i love the idea of ted hiding the fact hes a massive sap by only being a massive sap in polish #like damn that man really will never tell anyone he loves his brother but his brother huh #king of showing affection tbh #btw feel free to correct me on the language if i got anything wrong #i'll be happy to change anything #i'm not a polish speaker and i did use google translate #you know how it is

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ask-sketch-and-pals · 11 months

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