#sam having to act surprised when andrew tells her that seamus has been acting up and he has no idea why

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*thinks about enemies to lovers Sam and Andrew*

*thinks about normal Sam and Andrew*

*thinks about how Seamus lives in both universes rent-free only in one he has parents who live together and in the other it's co-parenting*

*thinks about how (enemies to lovers) Andrew would spend the night at Sam's place because they're both worried about Seamus for a health reason that they think is serious but it's not*

*thinks about how Sam and Andrew would have their Golden Girls moment and share coffee and cheesecake after staying up all night because they're still worried about Seamus*

*Seamus sleeps on the bed while their both sat down on the bedroom floor and quietly swap stories about naughty things he did while it was their weekend with him*

the thought of seamus living life as the child of a separated couple just MADE MY DAY skfjskska

"okay so i have to take you to your father this weekend, but you know i love you the best, right?.....if you chew through one of his shoes, ill get you some treats, do we have a deal?"

also seamus as the catalyst for enemies to lovers Sam and Andrew getting together is just *chefs kiss*, poetic cinema, we love to see it, etc. because they are bonding without realising they're bonding and seamus (the absolute mastermind that he is) is just observing his pawns both giggling over cups of coffee, thinking "everything is going according to plan" 😏

#sam having to act surprised when andrew tells her that seamus has been acting up and he has no idea why #chewing your shoes you say?? he never even touches mine?? how strange... #meanwhile seamus is taking one for the team eating something strange so he gets an upset tummy #thinking if she doesnt call him over to come check up on me im wreaking havoc with the throw pillows #do i have to do everything myself?? #asdfghjkl #all hail king seamus #prof!hozier #asks