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oh dear i LOVE your dadsenberg stuff so much i’m— i have feelings, alright?? so listen: heisenberg calling rose “bud” and “buddy” for a long time, fairly detached from being too loving, until one day “rose, buddy” becomes the unbearably sweet nickname “rosebud” and ethan’s just like. watching it happen. with so much love in his heart that he might be as well be choking

absolutely completely and actually obsessed with this (and totally stealing this idea for one of the fics too im sorry its too good)

how it started:

how it's going:

feat. the first time i drew ethan's stupid face and enjoyed it

#anon lemme kiss ya on the lips this is pure perfection right here #wintersberg #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #rose winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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What instruments would the lords play? I think Heisenberg would use a metalic didgeridoo or a theremin.

youre probably right but i do not take constructive criticism thanks

bonus ethan:

#im back at it again folks ! #im sorry ! #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #salvatore moreau #donna beneviento #ethan winters #saisenberg #sai.png #mythosmaiden #answered

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Wintersberg headcanons for how Karl would react if Lucas or Jack Baker somehow came back to hunt down Ethan for revenge (I imagine Ethan has uhhh not so great memories of the Baker House). Protective!Karl?

they do come back in ethan's nightmares. it takes heisenberg a while to realize how to react, but these days, he just says whatever comes to mind. it usually works

#dont look too hard at the anatomy plz i struggled hard with that hug #wintersberg #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #saisenberg #sai.png #anonymous #answered

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I propose that Heisenberg is just waiting for someone to take care of him. He’s spent his life mostly in solitude and around people he hates, but if someone just was kind to him, maybe brought him soup and complimented his machines, he would melt like butter.

ethan is here to help

#projecting my deepest darkest desires through a straight twink #ive hit a new low #yes the desire is to bring soup to heisenberg #he deserves it #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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For the request thing: how about a post-canon AU with Heisenberg taking care of Rose with Ethan and being all cute? Maybe Rose is sticking refrigerator magnets to him.

the first time heisenberg babysits on his own ethan is worried sick and keeps calling every 15 minutes. at some point, when he is almost certain that nothing bad will happen and heisenberg is not going to throw knives at rose for entertainment, he decides to call one last time to say that he will be home late. this is where no one picks up, and after 5 more attempts ethan rushes home in cold sweat

- only to walk in to the whole place covered in paint, glitter, sand, candy wrappers, and god knows what else. he finds heisenberg and rose sitting on the couch, both asleep while cuddled up together, magnets stuck to heisenberg's chest spelling out his name.

something in him explodes then, but somehow, it is gentle. almost like a wave. he feels right. he feels whole again.

he takes a picture.

and when they wake up he still tells them off for not answering the phone and they throw magnets at his face.

#soft dadsenberg....... let me believe ok #karl heisenberg #rosemary winters #wintersberg #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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soo I have this super bittersweet headcanon for a fic that’ll likely never see the light of day but like: after spending months in quarantine, being daily tested and watched for good behaviour, Ethan and Heisenberg are discharged and sent to a little farmhouse in texas. first thing Ethan does, since he actually feels a little bit bad for making Heisenberg endure another round of experimentation tables? takes him on a roadtrip to nasa’s cape canaveral complex so they can watch a freaking rocket launch. needless to say, Heisenberg grins like a madman the whole time and bc they’re sneaky and also Not Human (listen I didn’t say anything about it being Plausible okay) they get super close and Heisenberg’s stupid wolffish grin and his stupid windswept hair are probably what make Ethan first realise that yeah, maybe, just MAYBE, he’s fucked.

i have to say anon i struggled so much with this but god i pictured this so hard and vivid in my mind that i just. had to. i had to.

pictured: ethan going oh italicized

not pictured: 20 seconds later when heisenberg brings the rocket down just to see if he could. dont worry, only jeff bezos was in it

#i even added shadows! #wouldve been better if i knew how shadows worked but oh well #wintersberg #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #saisenberg #sai.png #anonymous #answered

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*cracks knuckles* A drawing of Ethan showing Heisenberg how to work a phone :3

i hope you werent expecting anything wholesome or serious because

this is literally so stupid but i refuse to make it any better.

anyway, i cant decided if i hc heisenberg as being really good with new tech (once he gets the hang of it) or really really hating anything more complex than a crt tv. whichever the case, he definitely immediately takes apart whatever tech ethan brings home and then puts it back together, not always successfully. ethan's siri wont stop calling him a bitch in spanish and no one can fix it or knows how that happened

#karl heisenberg #wintersberg #ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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Sai. Sai. Listen. I have a SPOICY hc thing for you. Like. Listen. Lingerie. Listen, one time Ethan decides to wear some for Karl, and I’m talking some sweet silk stockings held up by garter belts, lace for days, strategically placed see-through fabric in the chest area to tantalise, mesmerise and provoke-…ise. Anyway. The whole delicious shebang.

And Heisenberg. Goes. Absolutely. Feral. Like, balls to the walls, nuts to butts feral. Karl worships every inch of Ethans body. Kissing every unclothed part, licking and nibbling at clothed parts, really going to town, just absolutely ravishing the man. By the time Heisenbergs done, Ethan is a whimpering, shivering mess, like, absolutely wrecked, lights on but nobodys home kind of wrecked. And thats just foreplay. And Karl is UNSATIABLE. Like, the sight of Ethan like THAT does things to him and he’s gonna capitalise, press f for E-boy, lads.

Anyway, feel free to put this ask in the trash bin lmao

is every little thing in your mind genius or is it only things relating to wintersberg cuz like. AIGHT.

counter-concept - no, rather. a development upon your idea. cuz, y'know, this is our dynamic now. you give me a genius concept and i go off and build upon it like lego.

so. ethan picks a day to spice up (their anniversary or whatever idk) but he's working that day, so he has to wear everything underneath his regular engineer it guy clothes. it's a shitty, shitty day though, and he completely forgets about everything, and by the time he goes home its storming outside and he gets completely and utterly soaked.

and so he comes home looking like this

and this is where heisenberg reminds him of whats up and then the shitty day turns into a PHENOMENAL night

(i sketched this SO quickly you cant even imagine dont look too hard)

#this was bouncing in my head ever since i read the ask and i literally couldnt wait to actually draw this is why its so messy anyway thanks #like. THANKS. #ethan winters #wintersberg #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #saisenberg #yeah this is still a thing and im throwing that in there ok #anyway #madninjagirl #answered #'lights on nobodys home' ethan is my favorite ethan i decided #not sfw #sai.png

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Sai, you asked for hc shit so imma give u au hc shit chief. brace yourself for my shitty attempt lmao.

Ok. Heisenberg starts protecting Ethan (cant let the twink croak before he’s served his purpose lmao) after he agrees to his deal and they start questing through the village together. Like, he starts out real subtle and lowkey, like, not letting the enemy get too close to Ethan, letting the man actually rest, you know, lowkey stuff. But as time flies, Karl catches himself actually caring for Ethans safety (and maybe even starts catching some feelings??) so his efforts to protect him just escalate from there.

Like, he starts to deliberately put himself between Ethan and danger. Not that it stops Ethan from getting injured, but you know. Its the thought that counts. And Ethan being the oblivious dumbass just chalks it up to Karls blood knight tendencies and doesnt pay it much mind. (And if one happens to lose ones limb again, and ones metal hobo ally really insists on tending to your wounds, and turns the whole process into a weird emotionally intimate experience between you two, well, that just a european thing, right? like, thats just how things are done round these here parts, right??)

It all comes to a head sometime later during an aftermath of an especially brutal fight, during which Heisenberg took an especially vicious blow meant for E-boy. And in the rare moment when its actually Ethan tending to Heisenbergs wounds, hearing Karls delirious slip-ups about wanting to protect him, looking back at their entire journey up to this point, E-boy finally realises that Karl actually cares and it all turns way too emotional resulting in tender loving sexy tiems™️ (after Heisenberg gets better, ofc. Remember, kids: safe, sane, consensual)

Anyway, this entire thing kinda ran away from me, I’m sorry lol it was supposed to be a bunch of hc’s, idk what this is. Anyway… uhhhh…. have a good one and goodnight and, like, stay hydrated you magnificent funky little gremlin you <3

ok. ok? ok. OK!

this? obsessed. speechless. legendary stuff.

like this is SO galaxy brain that i need a moment because. YES?????

you know, i've been thinking about ways to write an au where all the lords live and team up against miranda and ive been literally wrecking my brain trying to justify this happening but here you come in and give me the simplest solution of all - start from the end.

Heisenberg is the first lord Ethan faces off against, and he proposes the deal, and Ethan takes it. now not only are they teamed up against the village ghouls, they're also going around and recruiting other lords in the process. moving on to Moreau, then Donna, and finally Dimitrescu and her daughters (and thats where she slashes Ethan's arm off and that is when Heisenberg is like 'o no baby what is you doin' and heals it for him)

now after some gentle persuading and metal bending, they're all teamed up against miranda (derogatory) (this is where Karl suffers that painful blow and Ethan is like 'wait. you like me??? for my personality???' and Karl is like 'yeah i was surprised as well.')

now Miranda is back in hell or walmart or wherever she belongs and Rose is restored and the lords are free to party it up and come to terms with their new family members. Ethan celebrates his new family, gives Rose to Chris for a minute while he goes talks Feelings (TM) and he and Heisenberg get together and start life anew.

They all move to Montego Bay and live near the coast

The End :')

...uh hey anon. if I, hypothetically speaking, were to turn this idea into a fic. would you mind?

#i mean if youre already in the process of writing one i dont wanna tread #even if youre not im not gonna do it without your consent cuz the idea is yours #but god is this amazing #thank you for sharing !!!! #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #long post #saisenberg #anonymous #answered #reference

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okay i think this is the last one, actually (for now, at least lol)...... and of course, the honor goes to gothie

and i have to say, i read thru this so quickly and the words became jumbled and my brain turned it into 'chris crashes ethan and heisenberg's wedding' so, unfortunately, have this

i think mr x, leon, and ada also deserve to be invited tbh

p.s. if you dont get the 'jealous ex chris' reference good for you and i am sorry simultaneously

#i'd draw claire and nemesis and jill and carlos but i was running out of time and also couldnt look at chris' stupid face anymore #thank you gothie i wish i had the energy to put in more effort #maybe i'll draw a full piece with them vacationing a bit later aight #wintersberg #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #fylkzahdeya

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f-fishnet shirt heisenburg—

he's not shy, he's just had a really long day-

#will i ever draw his stupid face consistently? who knows! #anyway. no cops at pride only heisenberg in his little mesh shirt with his gay metal bending powers #karl heisenberg #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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omg okay so this came to me after seeing ur heisenberg in the patterned shirt: heisenberg in denim overalls. a croptop underneath. ponytail. he just discovered amusement parks and he’s free he’s cool he’s living his best life while trying to figure out how the fuck cotton candy works

oh my god i forgot the part about cotton candy but at least you got an extra rose !

this image is honestly so pure and sweet i think the first time heisenberg went to an amusement park he was like' ok what the SHIT is this. and osha told me MY factory violated the code. this is insane. you just put children in a steel coffin and rotate them??? and IM the villain????' and then he got sensory overload and threw up and ethan thought he hated it but he actually enjoyed every second and they kept coming back every weekend for a month and then heisenberg tried to build a steel rollercoaster at home like in the first episode of phineas and ferb and rose was delirious with happiness but ethan made him take it apart because he's a partypooper and a killjoy.

they still go to amusement parks on special occasions though

#hot girl summer starts HERE ! #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #rosemary winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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Okay... so, since you asked for ideas... (also sorry if it's not where you supposed to send stuff I don't really know how this site works sorry)

I have this stupid idea for a while now (it's actually hc for post-canon AU, kinda?)

Anyway, so... bc Heisenberg is super-mold-mutant and extremely hard to kill, Ethan have taken up the habit of venting his anger by shooting him every time he's mad at him and Heisenberg, like, just accepts his fate, like he's not even trying to fight back (even tho Ethan is mold too) or stop bullets, just waits till Enthans temper tantrum is over

Like

Ethan, emptying his gun into Heisenberg: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Karl: *sigh*What did I do again?

Ethan: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH MY CAR EVER AGAIN I–

ok im actually obsessed with this and i bet the dynamic goes both ways like

these happened in the same day

because who needs anger management when you can just unload a clip into your partner's head

#honestly its a sign of love cuz if i could shoot my friends with no repercussions you bet i would be doing it 24/7 #heisenberg makes a bad pun and ethan goes into the garage and revvs up his chainsaw #please accept this shitty comic as a form of humor #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #sai.png #saisenberg #anonymous #answered

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Yeah so I told this to my friend and if they could physically embody “😐🖕” in a text that would be it

Anyways my question was

Every time Karl thrusts into Ethan, can you hear like, faint gears whirling?

Yeah that’s it

I'M-

HI. QUESTION. WHY WOULD YOU????

he's not a cyborg????? or made of metal???????????? unless you're thinking about his optimus prime form, but why would he and ethan-

you know what. you've given me a lot to think about.

for now, i'm just going to say 'no, but he makes creaking noises when he wants ethan to use more lube'

#the person i was before reading this ask and the person i am now are not the same #wintersberg #resident evil village #re8 #anonymous #answered #not sfw #saisenberg

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Okay, I have to ask! Is it a coincidence you never seem to draw Ethan (unless it's chibi-fied)? It's been driving me crazy!

i. i mean i technically DO draw him, i just dont draw his face, and- i. i just.

have you seen him. have you seen the man.

he looks like a sad wet rat.

#and NOT in a good way #i cant okay i cannot #im surprised you noticed plz hdfgjhdfkjh #re8 #anonymous #answered #saisenberg

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Did... did you just call.... Ethan winters... the man that fought a bunch of moldy hilbillies to get his wife back safe and sound AND THEN took down 5 people with goldly and unmortal like powers, WHILE still enduring several fatal wounds that should've killed him to get his daughter back safe and sound..... pathetic..........?

I mean you're right but-

ethan winters refused to jump on that heisendick the second he got the chance and that’s pretty damn pathetic of him

#i said. what i said. #ethan winters #resident evil village #re8 #anonymous #answered #saisenberg