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[harveywritings92]

Soap: I'm tired.

Gaz: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Soap: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Gaz, flatly: Wow, what a Ghost thing to say.

Soap, offended gasp: You take that back!

#s: unknown #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #Kyle gaz Garrick #soap x gaz #simon ghost riley #task force 141

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Meg: Do you think if I fixed a problem I created Lester would be impressed by how I took responsibility and cleaned up my own mess?

Grover: Hold on- in this hypothetical scenario, are you purposely creating a problem just so you can fix it and impress Apollo??

Meg:

Grover: Meg, come on-

Meg: Listen, he doesn’t need to know that part.

#s: unknown #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #meg mccaffrey #grover underwood #Meg: I am going to win at being a sister #something that is both possible and reasonable to want to achieve

[gamgeesgarden]

Gimli: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -

Aragorn: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.

Legolas: No, let him finish.

#gimli #gimli son of gloin #legolas #legolas greenleaf #Legolas x Gimli #gigolas #aragorn #aragorn estel #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #s: unknown

[incorrctbleach]

Ichigo: We've been through so much together, haven't we, Uryu? Uryu: Yeah. And most of it was your fault,

#s: unknown #ichigo kurosaki #uryu ishida #bleach #karakura gang #kurosaki ichigo #ishida uryu

[incorrecttendershippingquotes]

Ryou: This is such a bad idea.

Bakura: Then why are you coming along?

Ryou: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#happy new year everyone! #savage baby #questionable life choices #ryou bakura #yami bakura #tendershipping #incorrect tendershipping quotes #s: unknown

[incorrectr27quotes]

Tsuna: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of Vendicare.

Skull: No, it’s my fault. I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call Reborn.

#Sawada Tsunayoshi #Skull #Arcobaleno #incorrect arcobaleno quotes #s: unknown

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Changbin: Just rip the bandage off. Jisung: It’s Chan. Changbin: Put the bandage back on.

#3racha #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #seo changbin #han jisung #bang chan #s: unknown

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Vector: "He must have drow-"

Charmy: "It looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool!"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sonic quotes #sonic the hedgehog #team chaotix #vector the crocodile #charmy bee #s: unknown

[turnbackthependulum]

Ichigo: Ichimaru-san, have you ever had any argument with your wife? Gin: Me and Rangiku don't argue, you see. She tells me to shut up and I do.

#s: unknown #ginran #ichigo kurosaki #gin ichimaru #in my headcanon ginran has always relatively been a blissful relationship #kubo sensei why did you rob us

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Belial, to R/n: If you do something stupid like that again, I'll throw you out the window.

*R/n calmly walks over to the window opens it and looks down*

Belial: ...What are you doing?

R/n: I'm checking how far the drop is to see if it's worth it.

#s: unknown #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #ultraman #tokusatsu #spark doll au! #ultraman belial #ultraman belial x reader #afab reader

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Jouno: You know what? I'm adding being really annoying to your charges.

Dazai: That's illegal?

Jouno: Well technically I'm calling it assaulting an officer.

#submission #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd jouno #bsd dazai #s: unknown

[harveywritings92]

Soap: Hey, would you get mad if-

R/n & Ghost: Yes.

Soap: You didn't even let me finish...

R/n: Trust me, we don't need to.

#s: unknown #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #ghost x reader x soap #gn reader

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Artemis: This guy just asked me out.

Apollo: Free dinner!

Artemis: Apollo, I don’t like guys.

Apollo: But you like dinner.

#s: unknown #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #pjo artemis

[gamgeesgarden]

Legolas: Gimli has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Aragorn: That can't be true

Legolas: Watch this.

Legolas: Hey Gimli! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Gimli: *Throws himself out a window*

#legolas #legolas greenleaf #Legolas x Gimli #gimli #gimli son of gloin #gigolas #aragorn #aragorn estel #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #s: unknown

[incorrctbleach]

Izuru: Why does Rangiku call you babygirl? Gin: How about we stop talking for a little while.

#s: unknown #izuru kira #gin ichimaru #bleach #ginran #squad 3 #kira izuru #ichimaru gin

[incorrecttendershippingquotes]

Kaiba, watching Marik do something stupid: Thief, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Bakura: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Kaiba: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

#seto's life #seto kaiba #yami bakura #yami marik #corporate conspireshipping #incorrect tendershipping quotes #s: unknown