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ap-kinda-lit · 2 days
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Azula: I became such a good person I almost forgot: I'm a world class liar, baby.
Ty Lee: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend. You're doing great.
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Ulquiorra: Nelliel told me instead of being sad I should "go get it, girl." So I'm going to "go get it, girl." Yammy: Get what? Ulquiorra: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.
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incorrect3rachaquotes · 2 months
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Jisung: As the leader of 3racha, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Changbin: Well that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.
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"You can’t just kill people! Killing is one of the most famous… moral… no-nos!"
-Midoriya, probably
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Twice: Show some compassion!
Dabi: Well, I physically can’t cry, but here’s my best approximation of it. Waa-aah-aah!
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Meg: Lester told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl!’. So I’m going to get it girl.
Lavinia: Get what?
Meg: Unclear. I’m going to get everything, just in case.
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gamgeesgarden · 2 years
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Thorin: Is this funny to you?
Kili: I thought that was clear from my laughter.
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totally-correct-tbp · 4 months
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Gwen: Griffin is one of my most trusted friends.
Finney: The same Griffin that got banned from Disneyland for biting Buzz Lightyear?
Gwen: In his defense, he thought it was someone else.
Finney: … Who?
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Tachihara: I once saw Tecchou eat electrical tape right off the roll.
Tachihara: He thought it was a fruit-by-the-foot gone bad.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 days
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[Spark doll/soulmate au: R/n and Zero are trying to move an unconscious Z, they're carrying him up the stairs like a couch.]
R/n, grunting as she holds Z legs: How did he get so huge?
Zero, holding Z's top half: When he was little, someone (Ace) told him that doing push-ups alleviates anxiety and he basically never stopped.
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godsofhumanity · 2 years
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I've always wanted to know what it feels like to be human. And now we're going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly.
Apollo, probably
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incorrect-fatt · 1 year
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Mako: Cass, here's the thing with stuff. You can look at a problem from every angle and drive yourself crazy, but sometimes, you just gotta huck a Molotov cocktail at a drone and see what happens.
Cass: Is what happens that the drone blows up?
Mako: Usually.
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incorrect3rachaquotes · 2 months
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Chan: Jisung told me that instead of being upset I should "get it, girl." So I'm going to get it, girl.
Changbin: Get what? Chan: I don't know. I'll get everything, just to be safe.
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Toga: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Mr. Compress: It's frowned upon. Toga: What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?
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incorrectr27quotes · 2 years
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Tsuna, to Kawahira: What matters isn’t if people are good or bad.
Tsuna: What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday.
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Hairstylist: So how would you like your hair cut?
Meg: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass.
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