#s: parks and rec

[harveywritings92]

R/n, to the 1-4-1: I made a marshmallow Ghost. 

(Showing off a little marshmallow man with a Skull mask, the others  chuckle at it.)

R/n: He’s mad cos all the other marshmallow people aren’t working, (To Ghost.) Do you like it?

Ghost, choked up: It’s fine.

#s: parks and rec #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #task force 141 x reader #task force 141

[incorrectr27quotes]

Kawahira: Tsunayoshi-kun has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. But the worst one by far is how thoughtful he can be.

#kill ‘em with kindness #Kawahira #kawadad #incorrect arcobaleno quotes #s: parks and rec

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Chiron: I believe you're capable of much more.

Lester: I'm not.

#s: parks and rec #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #pjo chiron

[totally-correct-tbp]

Griffin: I made a marshmallow Vance. He’s crossing his arms because he’s mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?

Vance, crying internally: It’s fine.

#s: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #vance hopper #griffin stagg

[withlovefromolympus]

New demigod visiting Olympus: who’s that?

Aphrodite: that’s Ares, my boyfriend

Demigod: and the other one?

Aphrodite: that’s Apollo, Ares’ boyfriend

Demigod: how does that work?

Aphrodite: They’re gay, but sometimes Ares and I make out. But don’t worry, Hephaestus is cool with it

Demigod: who’s Hephaestus??

Aphrodite: Hephaestus is my husband. But if you ever see someone kissing him, that’s not me. That would be his girlfriend Aglaia, my handmaiden.

Demigod:...

Aphrodite: if you ever see ME kissing a girl, it’s Persephone, who’s married to Hades. Got it?

#they’re all polyamorous #like so what #the girls who get it get it #s: parks and rec #aphrodite #ares #Apollo #Hephaestus #Persephone #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #ares x aphrodite #ares x apollo #Aphrodite x persephone #persephone x hades #gay #bisexual #polyam shipping #classical mythology #greek myth memes #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek myth quotes #greek myth #incorrect greek quotes #lgbtq greek gods

[blue-cobalt]

Haruhi: At least we have each other.

Tamaki: I love you so much.

Haruhi: I love you too.

Tamaki: This is real.

Haruhi: It is.

Tamaki: You're my wife.

Haruhi: And you're my husband.

Tamaki: You married me in front of people.

Haruhi: I know I did, I was there.

#s: parks and rec #ouran high school host club #OHSHC #haruhi fujioka #fujioka haruhi #Tamaki Suou #suou tamaki #tamaharu #ohshc tamaki #ohshc haruhi

[incorrctbleach]

Ichigo: The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Karakura town.

Ichigo: And punching my father in the face.

#s: parks and rec #ichigo kurosaki #bleach #karakura gang #kurosaki family #kurosaki ichigo

[gamgeesgarden]

Thorin, to Bilbo: My instinct is to be mean to you.

#thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #s: parks and rec

[godsofhumanity]

Ra: I believe you're capable of much more. Set: I'm not.

#ra #re #set #seth #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: parks and rec #queuetzalcoatl

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Y/n: (to Cilan) This "Ekans Juice" is basically Rattata poison. Everybody's wasted.

[cuts to a drunk and crying Elesa]

Elesa: You don't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then he asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!!

[cuts to a drunk Volo]

Volo: I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.

[cuts to a drunk Skyla]

Skyla: I'm gonna tell you...That...That bitch over there (points a Grimsley) ...I'm...I'm gonna tell..I don't have to...I don't have to brag.

[cuts to a drunk and giggling Clay]

Clay: Baba booey.

[cuts to a drunk Emmet]

Emmet: Turn this music down. [singing to S/o] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... (hold their hand) macaroni potato salad...

[cuts to a drunk Emmet’s S/o]

S/o: [rapidly speaking Kalosian]

[cuts to a drunk and laughing Drayden who starts coughing then drinks more Ekans Juice]

[cuts to a drunk Ingo, who is wearing Y/n’s glow-in the dark Umbreon hoodie and dancing frantically]

[Y/n has all the drunk people packed in her Van]

Ingo: (groggily) Is this everybody?

Y/n: Emmet and S/o took Drayden home in a cab, Volo's in the trunk, Clay's on the roof. Alright, where to first?

Elesa: Your mother's butt! 

[Everyone laughs]

Grimsley: I'm so alone...

Y/n: If even one of you thinks about dry-heaving in my van, you’re all walking home.  

#s: parks and rec #pokemon incorrect quotes #submas #nimbasa trio #subway boss ingo #subway boss ingo x reader #subway boss emmet #subway boss emmet x reader #gym leader elesa #gym leader skyla #elite four grimsley #gym leader drayden #gym leader clay #ginko guild volo #immortal volo #no one invited Volo he just showed up #pokemon cilan #tw: alcohol

[ap-kinda-lit]

Vegeta: So...who broke it?

Everyone: ...

Vegeta: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Goku: I did. I broke i-

Vegeta: No, you didn't. Yamcha?

Yamcha: Don't look at me! Look at Tien.

Tien: What? I didn't break it.

Yamcha: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Tien: Because it's right in front of us and it's broken.

Yamcha: Suspicious.

Krillin: If it matters - probably not - but the last person to use it was Piccolo.

Piccolo: Liar! I don't even drink that stuff.

Krillin: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Piccolo: I use the stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that.

Goku: Lets not fight! I broke it, I'll get it fixed.

Vegeta: No! Who broke it?

Yamcha: Vegeta...Chiaotzu's been awfully quiet this whole time-

Chiaotzu: Really!

*later*

Vegeta: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they will all be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting too chummy around here.

#s: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon ball z quotes #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball super #dbs #dbz #z fighters #son goku #goku #vegeta #piccolo jr #piccolo #yamcha #tien shinhan #chiaotzu #parks and recreation #parks and rec

[harveywritings92]

R/n: this is my boyfriend Blitz and this is Blitz's boyfriend Stolas.

Random person: Oh, What's the story here?

R/n: Whaddya mean?

Random person: How does this work?

{R/n looks at the guys they shrug.]

R/n: Blitz is gay for Stolas but straight for me and I'm platonic life partners with Stolas.

Stolas: It's not that hard to understand.

Blitzo: No.

#s: parks and rec #helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss x reader #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #blitzo x reader x stolas #afab nb reader #witch reader #human reader

[incorrectr27quotes]

Reborn: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Tsuna: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Reborn: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

#happy birthday to my baby blog! #Sawada Tsunayoshi #Reborn #R27 #incorrect r27 quotes #s: parks and rec

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.

Meg: Welcome to the terror dome.

#S: Parks and Rec #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey

[totally-correct-tbp]

Gwen: You’re avoiding your problems again.

Finney: What? No I’m not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

#s: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #finney blake #gwen blake

[withlovefromolympus]

Ares: I could get killed. Or even worse, Athena could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

#athena #ares #s: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #I know they can’t die but the quote still stands #incorrect greek gods #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #greek myth memes #classical mythology #incorrect greek mythology quotes #Greek myth #mythology #greek incorrect quotes #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek myth quotes