Rose: Why are you still drinking? It's 10 in the morning.
Izuru: I know what it'll feel like when I stop, so, I'm just gonna stay a little drunk... forever.
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Tsuna: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Reborn: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Tsuna: Yeah. Don’t you?
Reborn: No. How do you get anything done?
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Ryou: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Bakura: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Ryou: Yeah. Don’t you?
Bakura: No. How do you get anything done?
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Cass: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
Cass: For instance, "Mako, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Mako: That's what's up. That's what's up. E'r'day, e'r'day.
AuDy: Mako, stop doing that.
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Apollo: You fell in love with me the first time you saw me?
Dionysus: Yeah, first time.
Apollo: Really because for me it was way later.
Dionysus: Okay yeah *kisses him*
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Mizuiro, about Keigo: He will believe anything.
Keigo: That's not true, Mizuiro.
Mizuiro: My real name is Jamal.
Keigo, excited: It is?
Mizuiro: No, my name is not Jamal! You know that!
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Piccolo: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Gohan: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Piccolo: Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.
Gohan: Except Smeagol. He lives in caves.
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Buggy, watching the seraphim eating soup: This black velvet flower's the real deal, huh?
Mihawk: It boosts the immune system exponentially. Once I plant the extra seeds I brought from Kuraigana, we can begin to harvest them for use in the medical tents as well.
Gabriel: Do you have black velvet ice cream too? I want some of that!
Buggy: Fresh out, I'm afraid. But when you two are better, there might just be a couple big bowls in your futures.
Crocodile: And a big mess for you to clean up in yours, no doubt.
Buggy: That's future Buggy's problem! I thought you still had some invoices to go through? You finished already?
Crocodile: *taking a seat on Gabriel's bed and picking up a stuffed animal that fell on the floor* No, but it's nothing that can't be finished in the morning. Couldn't concentrate anyway.
Buggy: *putting a hand on Crocodile's forehead* Oh, you must be coming down with something! The Croccy I know has his ass glued to his desk 24/7!
Crocodile: Knock it off before I glue yours to the sea train tracks.
Mihawk: Gryphon, your dinner's getting cold.
Gryphon: *staring at the radio transponder snail* I like this song.
Mihawk: It does a rather nice melody, doesn't it? I knew the singer back when she was your age.
Gryphon: You did?
Mihawk: Oh yes. I was well acquainted with her father *shooting a glance at Crocodile's snort* She was quite talented even back then.
Buggy: Just as much of a troublemaker as her old man too. Frankly, it's a miracle she even made it to adulthood with him as a father. Never putting his foot down, giving in to everything she asked for all because she brought out the puppy eyes. I mean she was cute as a button, but still!
Crocodile: Sounds like a complete pushover.
Gabriel: Daddy!
Crocodile: *resuming spoon-feeding Gabriel soup* Yes, yes, I haven't forgotten.
Mihawk: Well, it seems however it happened, they're both prospering now. No doubt he must have been in our current position many times.
Buggy: Oh, he was playing nursemaid way before that. You remember how I told you two I missed the chance to see the One Piece with my own eyes?
Mihawk: Because you fell ill at the last moment.
Buggy: Yeah, really could have used a black velvet flower boost back then. Well, Shanks stayed back with me. Nobody made him do it, he volunteered right away. Which is completely stupid right? I mean, what kind of pirate passes up the chance for the greatest treasure in the world?
Crocodile and Mihawk: A stupid one.
Buggy: I know, right! Trust me, I let him know how much he screwed the pooch. But he kept insisting he didn't regret staying behind. Said there wasn't any point in going if he knew I was alone and in pain. At the time, I thought he was just being an idiot, but now? *gently strokes Gryphon's hair as Gabriel climbs into bed next to him to listen to the song* I don't know... maybe he was onto something.
Mihawk: Perhaps.
Crocodile: Nah, I'd leave your ass to get that treasure.
Buggy: Well, joke's on you, dumbass! I'm your captain now, so you HAVE to take me with you to get the treasure!
Mihawk: Not if you get sick again.
Buggy: Not gonna happen! Black velvet flowers for life!!!
Gabriel and Gryphon: FOR LIFE!!!
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