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incorrctbleach · 7 months
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Rose: Why are you still drinking? It's 10 in the morning.
Izuru: I know what it'll feel like when I stop, so, I'm just gonna stay a little drunk... forever.
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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year
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Puar: Bulma loves Yamcha. I know this because I know her better than you. Vegeta: False. When you've had sexual congress with someone and you've peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment- Everyone else: *groans* Goku: No, no. Let's hear him out.
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incorrectr27quotes · 1 year
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Tsuna: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Reborn: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Tsuna: Yeah. Don’t you?
Reborn: No. How do you get anything done?
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withlovefromolympus · 2 years
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Hera: Zeus doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.’
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Ryou: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Bakura: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Ryou: Yeah. Don’t you?
Bakura: No. How do you get anything done?
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incorrect-fatt · 1 year
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Cass: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
Cass: For instance, "Mako, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Mako: That's what's up. That's what's up. E'r'day, e'r'day.
AuDy: Mako, stop doing that.
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king-nyx · 4 months
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Apollo: You fell in love with me the first time you saw me?
Dionysus: Yeah, first time.
Apollo: Really because for me it was way later.
Dionysus: Okay yeah *kisses him*
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tangerinesunbeam · 1 year
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PERFECT IT’S PERFECT
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2023 may be Grazer's year to take the Fat Bear crown
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iridescentoracle · 7 days
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i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up
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psykopaths · 2 months
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Young Angelina Jolie
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incorrctbleach · 2 years
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Mizuiro, about Keigo: He will believe anything.
Keigo: That's not true, Mizuiro.
Mizuiro: My real name is Jamal.
Keigo, excited: It is?
Mizuiro: No, my name is not Jamal! You know that!
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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year
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Piccolo: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide. Gohan: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth? Piccolo: Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them. Gohan: Except Smeagol. He lives in caves.
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chemevan · 9 months
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happy 18 years of the horrors
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vintage-tigre · 5 months
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Catherine Deneuve, 1969
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wyvernslovecake · 1 month
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Buggy, watching the seraphim eating soup: This black velvet flower's the real deal, huh?
Mihawk: It boosts the immune system exponentially. Once I plant the extra seeds I brought from Kuraigana, we can begin to harvest them for use in the medical tents as well.
Gabriel: Do you have black velvet ice cream too? I want some of that!
Buggy: Fresh out, I'm afraid. But when you two are better, there might just be a couple big bowls in your futures.
Crocodile: And a big mess for you to clean up in yours, no doubt.
Buggy: That's future Buggy's problem! I thought you still had some invoices to go through? You finished already?
Crocodile: *taking a seat on Gabriel's bed and picking up a stuffed animal that fell on the floor* No, but it's nothing that can't be finished in the morning. Couldn't concentrate anyway.
Buggy: *putting a hand on Crocodile's forehead* Oh, you must be coming down with something! The Croccy I know has his ass glued to his desk 24/7!
Crocodile: Knock it off before I glue yours to the sea train tracks.
Mihawk: Gryphon, your dinner's getting cold.
Gryphon: *staring at the radio transponder snail* I like this song.
Mihawk: It does a rather nice melody, doesn't it? I knew the singer back when she was your age.
Gryphon: You did?
Mihawk: Oh yes. I was well acquainted with her father *shooting a glance at Crocodile's snort* She was quite talented even back then.
Buggy: Just as much of a troublemaker as her old man too. Frankly, it's a miracle she even made it to adulthood with him as a father. Never putting his foot down, giving in to everything she asked for all because she brought out the puppy eyes. I mean she was cute as a button, but still!
Crocodile: Sounds like a complete pushover.
Gabriel: Daddy!
Crocodile: *resuming spoon-feeding Gabriel soup* Yes, yes, I haven't forgotten.
Mihawk: Well, it seems however it happened, they're both prospering now. No doubt he must have been in our current position many times.
Buggy: Oh, he was playing nursemaid way before that. You remember how I told you two I missed the chance to see the One Piece with my own eyes?
Mihawk: Because you fell ill at the last moment.
Buggy: Yeah, really could have used a black velvet flower boost back then. Well, Shanks stayed back with me. Nobody made him do it, he volunteered right away. Which is completely stupid right? I mean, what kind of pirate passes up the chance for the greatest treasure in the world?
Crocodile and Mihawk: A stupid one.
Buggy: I know, right! Trust me, I let him know how much he screwed the pooch. But he kept insisting he didn't regret staying behind. Said there wasn't any point in going if he knew I was alone and in pain. At the time, I thought he was just being an idiot, but now? *gently strokes Gryphon's hair as Gabriel climbs into bed next to him to listen to the song* I don't know... maybe he was onto something.
Mihawk: Perhaps.
Crocodile: Nah, I'd leave your ass to get that treasure.
Buggy: Well, joke's on you, dumbass! I'm your captain now, so you HAVE to take me with you to get the treasure!
Mihawk: Not if you get sick again.
Buggy: Not gonna happen! Black velvet flowers for life!!!
Gabriel and Gryphon: FOR LIFE!!!
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