#s: modern family

[harveywritings92]

{A few weeks after R/n was kidnapped and rescued she’s voicing her concerns about König’s sudden change in behavior.]

R/n, to Horangi: König hasn't been doing so well lately. He's even more possessive and paranoid than usual.

[Late at night, as R/n gets out of bed.]

König, grabs the back of her shirt: Where are you going?

R/n: To the bathroom!

König, voice quivering: Well have a nice life!

R/n:...

#S: modern family #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #call of duty warzone #kim horangi hong jin #platonic! Horangi #call of duty könig #könig x reader #afab reader

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Meg: Apollo likes to say you can be part of the problem or you can be part of the solution.

Meg: But I happen to believe you can be both.

#s: modern family #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #meg mccaffrey

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Changbin: We both look very handsome tonight. Chan: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said “so do you.” Changbin: I couldn’t take that chance.

#3racha #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #bang chan #seo changbin #s: modern family

[ap-kinda-lit]

Vegeta: I want to show you something.

Bulma: Let me guess, it's a copy of the book I begged you to read but you wouldn't until Goku said it was awesome.

Vegeta, showing photo: No. Remember this? This was taken the day I first came to Earth.

Bulma: God, those shoulder guards.

Vegeta: I know. You said they made me look like a geeky football player. I lost those, then the rest of the armor guards, the scouter, the attack pod, even the proud swagger and trash talk...

Bulma: I get it, Vegeta, I get it. I am the controlling earth witch who made you give up everything cool in your life.

Vegeta: No, you're the controlling earth witch who saved me. Look at this picture. Now look at me. You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter when you helped change me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yes, I might miss a book or a salad here and there, but I have Bulma Briefs all over me.

Bulma: You're about to. *kisses him*

#s: modern family #love really changes a man #incorrect quotes #incorrect incorrect dragon ball quotes #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbs #dbz #vegebul #vegeta #bulma briefs #bulma #modern family #vegeta x bulma #bulma x vegeta

[gamgeesgarden]

Thorin: Bilbo, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Bilbo: You want me to go home.

Thorin: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

Bilbo: I want you to go home?

#thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #s: modern family

[totally-correct-tbp]

Griffin: I like it when it melts.

Billy: What do you mean you like it when it melts? Nobody likes ice cream when it melts.

Griffin: It's like soup.

Billy: You hate soup.

Griffin: Not chocolate soup.

#s: modern family #the black phone #tbp #griffin stagg #billy showalter #incorrect quotes

[rwac96]

Obligatory Popular Meme/Shitpost - Barbenheimer

Android 21: "One ticket for Oppenheimer, please."

Shallot: "One ticket for the weird doll thing called Barbie."

Android 21: "Oh, Shall, do you want popcorn or anything?"

Shallot: *hiding food in a trench coat* "Nah, I'm good and plenty. So hold your water I got both the left & right Twix up my sleeve."

Android 21: *giggles* "You may be cool, but I'm Wine Cooler." *winks*

Shallot: *chuckles* "I love us."

#text post #text prompt #dragon ball #dragon ball shitpost #s: modern family #android 21 #shallot #shall21 #barbenheimer #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #oppenheimer #imagine your otp #imagine your ship #otp prompts #ship prompts

[harveyb-wabbit92]

{When they were still young.]

Taro: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Tregear: ...And you came to me?

#s: modern family #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman taro #ultraman tregear

[pelideswhore]

Apollo: Artemis is going to be so judgemental and condescending.

Hermes: Apollo, she is your family. Of course she’s going to be judgemental and condescending.

#s: modern family #greek mythology #greek myth #apollo #artemis #hermes #apollo and artemis #ancient greece #incorrect greek mythology #mythology #greek gods #incorrect quote #greek myth meme #greek myth memes #apollo greek mythology #hermes greek mythology #mythos #greek mythology memes #greek mythology meme #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes #greek mythos #myth #incorrect greek myth #incorrect quotes

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Tecchou: Commander, I hope I'm as cool as you in 50 years.

Fukuchi: ...does he think I'm 80?

Teruko: No, he's just bad at math.

#probably back when the hunting dogs only consisted of these three (?) #if that was the case #anyway i can't wait to see their profiles so we know their actual ages #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd tecchou #bsd fukuchi #bsd teruko #s: modern family

[beanpole-simp-bin]

Piconjo: I hope there’s no rule here about causing a commotion. Pico: I mean, we didn’t really feel the need to put it up on a sign because, y'know, civilization... Piconjo: Well, I answer to a higher law.

#chaotic alignments my beloved #pico #piconjo #could be either of them honestly #rumble piconjo #chad piconjo #s: modern family #incorrect quotes

[harveywritings92]

{After a heated argument Ghost and R/n are ignoring one and another, they accidentally bumped into each other in the hall and are just standing there glaring.]

Gaz, to Soap while watching Ghost and R/n have glaring contest: Why aren’t they trying to kill each other?

Soap: I don’t know but I’m afraid to move.

#S: modern family #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw ghost #simon riley x reader #afab reader #john soap mactavish #gaz x soap #kyle gaz garrick

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lu: If something happened to Meg … I couldn’t live with myself.

Lester: Of course you wouldn’t have to because I would kill you.

#s: modern family #listen #I love Lu #but I also love Apollos protective hatred of Lu in the beginning of ToN #their dynamic is very interesting #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #luguselwa

[weaponizedducks]

much as i love merlin and arthur they were NOT the blueprint. they were very nearly the blueprint, but the actual og's were from a book written in 1862 by Victor Hugo. that's right. it's enjolras and grantaire. the timeline goes exr-merthur-firstprince

#i'm right #viccy h was doing it before it was a thing #k so enj arthur and henry are all blonde and in a position of power #with a destiny and skill and crushing expectations and incredible loyalty #and socially awkward/clueless (do not tell me arthur is not socially awkward all his friends are just merlin's friends or gwen's brother) #all have a bit of a rivalry with annoying defiant brunette and don't realise how much they love them (exr truther till i die) #the brunettes themselves are annoyed by the blondes and love to antagonise them but end up loving them and dying looking at them (e and a) #R merlin and alex are all snarky bitches with (yet again) a complicated family relationship #a bitchy female best friend (using eponine and morgana for this bc i am an ep and R besties truther) #who know the destiny and how it will end (alex is the only one it turns out for) (r knows they will fail) (merlin knows arthur will die) #but who do everything they can to stay with blonde and prevent the ending (r goes as far as dying with e) #and end up devoting their life to blonde with unfathomable loyalty while also teasing them at every turn #their devotion gets to the point that blonde's life is worth more than their own #merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #red white and royal blue #firstprince #exr #enjoltaire #les miserables #but arthur and merlin are SO exr coded #none of this heartstopper-merlin-firstprince bullshit #heartstopper is the same time pretty much as firstprince and dont even act like the rest of them #they can't JUST be blonde and brunette they need the vibes to go along with it #victorian era- 2000's medieval- modern

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you cannot make her laugh…wait. I wanna go back. You can kiss my wife, but only I can take her to bed and make her laugh…no, wait, I wanna go back. Only I can take her to bed, comma, and make her laugh…

#s: modern family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon ball quotes #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbs #dbz #gochi #goku x chichi #son Goku #modern family

[gamgeesgarden]

Thorin: Bilbo was right.

Bilbo: Louder!

Thorin: I do not love this side of you.

#thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bilbo #bagginshield #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect quotes #s: modern family