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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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Ghost, to Soap while watching König and R/n flirt: I guarantee you, six month from now, I'll be R/n’s second boyfriend.
Soap, looks worried: Um, What happened to her first boyfriend?
Ghost, eyeing up König like hungry wolf: He’ll be mine too.~
[Soap had to see how this goes and maybe start taking notes.]
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gamgeesgarden · 2 years
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Nori, in a sweet innocent tone of voice: Please let me go. I'm just a sweet little boy who got caught up with the wrong crowd.
Dwalin: How did you get out of the handcuffs?
Nori, normal voice: Ah, just a trick I learned in juvie.
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ap-kinda-lit · 8 months
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Inuyasha: I guarantee you, 20 years from now I will be Kagome’s second husband.
Kagome: Second? What happened to my first?
Inuyasha: Nothing anyone can prove.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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[After Volo gets hit by a food truck, everyone’s just standing around waiting for the ambulance. ‘cept for Emmet who is ordering food from the truck.]
Emmet’s S/o: You bought tacos?
Emmet: Uh-huh.
[He offers a taco to his S/o who shrugs and takes it]
Ingo: From the truck that hit Volo?
Emmet: Well, me starving isn’t gonna help him.
[Ingo thinks for a moment then nods and  joins them sitting on the curb eating tacos, watching Volo be hauled away in an ambulance.]
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totally-correct-tbp · 5 months
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Robin: You know what’s a stupid letter?
Gwen: Q?
Robin: Yeah, why do I hate Q so much?
Gwen: 'Cause it’s so obviously just an O trying to be all fancy with it’s pointless little tail.
Robin: Q’s pathetic.
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Cream: "Hey there. When I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, this is a song my mom sings to calm me down."
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Pascha: “Hey there. When I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, this is a song Ines sings to calm me down.”
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godsofhumanity · 4 months
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Ares: There are always going to be haters trying to tear you down. You know what I say to them? Ares: I say, ‘Dad, I’m doing my best’.
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maemation · 11 months
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Claire: *running to the front door after hearing the doorbell go off, knocking Leon over in the process*
Claire, to the mail man: DO YOU HAVE MY PACKAGE?!
Mail man: Yeah… *peeks over at Leon who is on the floor*
Claire: Oh, one second.
Claire: Leon, Honey, what are you doing on the floor, it’s dirty.
Leon: A bus hit me.
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knowssowell · 7 months
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tim's nephews arguing over who gets to hold their new baby cousion first.
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Hyunwoo: So, what’s better? A shank or a shiv?
Changkyun: Depends. For cutting or stabbing?
Hyungwoo: ... Does it matter?
Changkyun:
Changkyun, mockingly: DoeS iT MatTeR
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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Ghost, drunk laying in R/n’s lap: You know what’s a stupid letter?
R/n, sitting against a wall resting her eyes: Q?
Ghost: Yeah, why do I hate Q so much?
R/n, sighs: 'Cos it’s so obviously just an O trying to be all fancy with it’s pointless little tail.
Ghost, grumbles angrily: Q’s pathetic....(falls asleep.)
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cokiemace · 1 year
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funnydbdnames · 10 months
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months
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Taro: Remember that time we were kids and you dared me to lick the swing set?
Ace: No, I said “Taro, don’t lick the swing set”, and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
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discountwives · 2 years
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the carpenter and the stable boy 
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taglist (lmk if you wanna be added or taken off!): @sanderswife @nikkzships @whisperinghaunts @paperweightlovers @tex-treasures @captainscyarika @suzuyalove
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