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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Masaki: [ trying to feel the baby kick ] Katagiri: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Ryuken: It's hard for the little one to preform under pressure. Isshin: Top 10 things Ryuken said on his wedding night! Masaki: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Urahara: Top 10 things Katagiri said on her wedding night. Katagiri: [ starts laughing ] Ryuken: Stop laughing it Kanae. Isshin, Urahara, and Masaki: Top 10 things Ryuken said on his wedding night!!
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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year
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Katara: Sorry, I'll be...washing my hair that night. Zuko: And I'll be running the water. Suki: I'll be holding the towel. Sokka: And I'll be at home trying to get over the fact that nobody invited me to the big hair washing party.
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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Soap, spins his chair around, petting Vent the cat: Why, hello, I’ve been waiting for you.
{R/n looks puzzled.]
R/n: Wait a second, that’s not my chair. Did you bring that chair yourself?
Soap: I needed one that swivels
R/n: Does Ghost know you have his cat?
Soap:...
Soap: Damn, I knew I forgot something!
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mytho-nerd · 8 months
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Hera: listen Zeus we need to talk.
Hestia: I’m going to go get a snack!
Demeter: I love to snack!
Poseidon: I’m good right here.
Demeter: *smacks him on the back of the head*
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 year
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[During Ingo and I-S/o’s wedding]
I-S/o: How bad is Ingo freaking out?
Clay, waving his hand: he’s fine! 
I-S/o: Really?
Clay, forced smile: Yeah, he’s great!~
[Meanwhile in the Groom suite, Emmet and Cilan are trying to stop Ingo from climbing out of the window.]
Ingo: I have a better tie at home. It’s cornflower blue. IT’S CORNFLOWER BLUE!
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Jouno: When I got drunk, I may have called Tecchou, and left him an... indecent voicemail.
[flashback to Tecchou on the phone]
Jouno: I'm going to fucking kill you.
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Griffin: I'm sorry I tried to bite you.
Billy: I'm sorry I hit you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Griffin: It's the only way I'll learn.
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godsofhumanity · 7 months
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Hades: [trying to feel the baby kick] Hera: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Zeus: It's hard for the little one to perform under pressure. Demeter: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night! Hades: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Poseidon: Top 10 things Hera said on her wedding night. Hera: [starts laughing] Zeus: Stop laughing at it, Hera :( Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hestia: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night!!
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iconclassic · 1 year
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bookdork1 · 8 months
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thebreakfastgenie · 2 years
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andichoseyou · 4 months
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ap-kinda-lit · 11 months
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Zuko: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Aang: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Toph: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Aang: We’re not talking about flavour, Toph!
Toph: Flavour counts!
Katara: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Suki: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Aang: Okay, but-
Suki: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Zuko: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Aang: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, ZUKO!
Sokka: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, AANG!
Zuko: I- Jesus-
Katara: Aang, a duck can walk, it can swim, it can fly, what more do you want!?
Sokka: Hold on, I need to find another book!
Aang: OKAY! FINE! I SEE IT! YOU WIN!
Toph: Then say it.
Sokka: You have to say it.
Aang: Ducks are good…rabbits are bad.
Everyone: *cheers*
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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{Ghost lifts his mask up to drink his morning tea while Soap whose pouring himself a cup of coffee notices something on the LT’s neck.]
Soap, squinting at Ghost’s neck: Is that a hickey?
Ghost, nearly coughs up his tea as he quickly pulls his mask down: No, It’s.... It’s a bug bite.
Orphan, entering the mess hall: Hey guys.
Soap, with a knowing cheeky grin: ‘Ello Bug!
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mytho-nerd · 2 years
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Aphrodite: you remember the first day we met? I thought you were an idiot, a cute idiot
Ares: do you ever date cute idiots?
Aphrodite: almost exclusively.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 year
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Ingo’s S/o: I’m pregnant!
Ingo, ecstatic: Really?!
Emmet, hugs her: Congratulations!
Emmet’s S/o: Congratulations.
Grimsley, stands up, freaking out: I've never seen that woman before in my life! *runs away*
{Everyone looks at each other confused, Except for Elesa who rolls her eyes and goes after her idiot cousin, they come back a few minutes later.]
Grimsley, sheepishly: Sorry, force of habit *Ahem*  congratulations... (shakes Ingo’s hand.)
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