the year is 2025. taylor swift finally releases a statement penned by herself to confirm her heterosexuality. to defuse the accusations of her "being homophobic for not wanting to be seen as gay" she also explains that her distaste comes from the incessant theorizing on her personal life, not on being perceived as gay itself. and to prove this is a phenomenon that doesn't affect only herself, she provides some examples. her first mention? misha collins.
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AG: Did you finish Aradia's present yet? I'm a8out to fuss with her and I want to know if I can keep my promise or if you're gonna make a liar out of me.
CT: D --> It's finished
CT: D --> I'll deliver it shortly
All we really know about this ‘present’ is that it’s too expensive for Aradia to alchemize.
She’s only just entered, though, so almost everything is too expensive for her to alchemize. The only thing we can say for sure is that the ‘present’ isn’t a trivial household item.
CT: D --> I'm happy to help
CT: D --> But I don't understand why you're intent on gratifying that worthless peasant
I’m also officially dropping the bomb hypothesis. The gift can’t be a direct act of sabotage, otherwise Equius wouldn’t consider it gratification. Vriska’s gift must therefore be at least superficially helpful to Aradia.
Equius specializes in robotics, so maybe it’s some sort of robotic assistant, or even a full-fledged Dreambot. After all, Aradia entered the Medium dead-on-arrival, and who knows how that affects one’s dream self. Perhaps she needs a replacement.
AG: We will let Aradia perpetr8 her cute little ploy on Sollux and usurp his power.
CT: D --> Yes
AG: Isn't it funny when these chumps try to get all tactical and underhanded? It's really adora8le!
CT: D --> I guess it is pretty quaint
AG: Anyway. She makes her little powergra8, and that's when we 8oth step in and usurp her as co-leaders.
Aradia betrays Sollux, and the bluebloods, in turn, betray Aradia.
The next step in this dance is pretty obvious. Both bluebloods will try to usurp the other, and Vriska will inevitably come out on top.
AG: You wouldn't 8e planning anything sneaky, would you????????
CT: D --> No, don't be absurd
CT: D --> Are you
AG: What! How could you suggest such a thing! Man, so insulting.
CT: D --> Ok
AG: Perfect. We have the perfect plan, and no one is plotting any sort of dou8lecrossings or 8acksta88ery or anything like that.
It’s so obvious, in fact, that they’re fully aware of it. I’m willing to bet that neither of them has even considered cooperating for real.
Seriously, how are these trolls are going to coexist in a session together? Everyone’s making power grabs, betraying each other, or just generally squabbling. The game is hard enough as it is, and if we add PvP on top of everything else, it feels like we’ve already lost.
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It feels prescient that I hit 500 likes just before the S18 drop, but thanks everyone!
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Owen and Kai just hanging out and Link having to remind them they're supposed to be playing hide and seek with the kids, this is hilarious
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S18, E15 - A quand la suite sur TF1 ?
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