Hawkeye: So what do I do about incredibly average Vernon Parsons?
Colonel Potter: Relax. Let him have his little research grant. Live and let live. And then just to give yourself a little present, send him an anonymous letter.
Hawkeye: That's not a bad idea. I could tell him I saw him cheating on an exam once.
Potter: Tell him you're filing a malpractice suit.
Hawkeye: I'm beginning to feel better.
Potter: Tell him you're filing a paternity suit.
Hawkeye: [Laughing.]
The number of pregnancy jokes Hawkeye makes abour himself has been noted many times, and honoured in fanfic, but how often does anyone make a joke to Hawkeye about him getting pregnant? Potter, in the fifth season episode "Hepatitis", while feeding Hawkeye fig newtons and whisky.
Awesome.
Kissed Alicia and said "I have a theory about women with three syllable names" WAHT?
This is gonna be a good episode. Also, I'm convinced that Colin Sweeney is just Q in a less evil and omnipotent way cause it's always chaos when he features in episodes but I kinda love watching him! XD