i have seen many fanarts of sanji in dress and makeup but imagine a scenario where,
Zoro tryout makeup for the first time....
Sanji: You're wearing makeup
Zoro: It's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Sanji: It looks...okay I guess
Sanji, sobbing into Usopp's shoulder: He looked so good
Usopp: I know
Sanji: I'm so gay
Usopp: I know
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HIIIIIII EVERYONE IM BACK ... !!!!
im feeling better now!!! 💕💕 almost two days of being sick felt like years 😿 i probably missed a bunch of things already hhuhhgggh I MISS YOU ALL HOW ARE YOUUU!!!
im still coughing and sneezing but it wasn't as bad as yesterday... yesterday was soo awful.... tears in my eyes....
i miss everyone.. waves enthusiastically at you..
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judging owari no seraph men based on whether or not they need to wear the "i'm sorry women" hat.
Kureto
ohh yes. someone tell him how to spell consent. i don't care if kissing your right hand woman out of the blue is the only thing that will stop the world from burning down, ASK FIRST.
Guren
he doesn't need to apologise to women. he needs to apologise to everyone. he gets a special hat, which he doesn't wear with pride, but with a sort of resigned acceptance. he knows he deserves it. he's sorry, women.
Ferid
absolutely. and he thinks it's incredibly fashionable.
Shinya
absolutely not. the women should apologise to him.
Crowley
he doesn't need one, really, but he still wears it because where crowley is, ferid is, and that's something to be sorry for. good going, crowley!
Goshi.
yes.
and not just one. not two, either. one hundred of these on top of his head for all of eternity.
Tenri
no he needs to die
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thinking about giving slash head while he’s wearing the shirt that says ‘bloke me’
i need him carnally.
OMG- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A PHOTO FOR THE LIFE OF ME
Please~~~~
It would inflate his ego so much, he'd let it get to his head 1000%
he'd be all teasing w/ you (trying to act like he's not a moaning mess.... you've got him wrapped around your finger). his hands on the back of your neck, pushing you forward onto his cock. if you gag a bit, he'll definitely point it out:
"can't even take what i give you, hm?"
deep throat him and he's all yours for sure.
"you look so pretty choking on me, baby."
you're moaning over his cock, 'n his eyes would roll into the back of his head, his hair draping around his face as he'd look at you. he loves the little looks you give him, and god your muffled noises are so hot to him.
"hngh... d-don't fuckin' give me that look-."
he's panting and trying to keep his noises in, but he can't help it, you feel so so so sooo gooodddd.
" 'm so close...ah, fuck-...!"
his cum would be leaking out of your mouth 'n he'd just push it back in with his thumb, cupping your face watching you swallow with wide eyes, shit... he'd get a boner again immediately.
he'd treat you like a princess afterwards, kissing the nape of your neck and nibbling on that sweet spot.
Slash will act all tough, but he loves your mouth <3 he's a total sucker for head <3
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not to "uwu" Alastor in any way, but it's WILD to me how many people act like him asserting dominance to Husk as a "omg he's the worst! Husk is so innocent!!! Alastor is just as bad as Valentino!!" esp when in comparison to the V's (and to Angel and Valentino)
bc like, Husk WAS ALSO AN OVERLORD. HE ALSO BOUGHT AND SOLD SOULS. HE GAMBLED THEM, WHICH IS ALMOST WORSE, BECAUSE IF I SOLD MY SOUL TO ONE PERSON I DONT WANT THEM TO JUST SELL IT TO THE NEXT HIGHEST BIDDER!
like the 2 aren't really comparable - it's heavily implied/speculated that Val in some way tricked Angel in his contract, meanwhile Husk gambled and lost and sold his soul to Alastor to keep his powers as an overlord, just without the title or souls
I'm not saying it's not a bit fucked up with Alastor's threat to Husk and Husk's fear, I get that 1000%. But sometimes I feel like Husk fans who hate Alastor forget that Husk landed HIMSELF in that position and Alastor just took advantage of it - he could have just lost everything INCLUDING his power instead
Like he says it himself, "I sold my soul to keep my power" bro knew what he was getting into - he ALSO owned people's souls the SAME as Alastor
I'm not saying Alastor is innocent, or he's secretly a good guy, or that you even need to like him - but the hypocrisy gets me here bc we don't KNOW how Husk was as an overlord, but him being an overlord doesn't make him an innocent victim in this!
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