#rude quote

[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

#this was rudely pointed out to me #like nope im gay i refuse #nope #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #regulus arcturus black #trans regulus #james fleamont potter #regulus kinnie #marauders incorrect quotes #except they're correct and they happened

[lioneliness-etc]

Jason: I was just sparring with Tim. Is it just me or is he actually starting to bulk up finally?

Dick: awww baby bird is getting all grown up!

Jason: huh now that I think about it… its been since he started dating Bernard.

Dick: awwwww he’s taking such good care of our Tim!

Tim meanwhile: please help me. Bernard is a chef. He cooks so much food. He’s such a nerd about cooking and I have to eat it all because I love him. He packed me an entire cooler for lunch. What am I supposed to do with all of this??

#batfamily #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #bernard dowd #timber #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam shitpost #tw: food #tw: weight #yes it’s rude to talk about someone’s weight behind their back but brothers are NOSY #also they are used to throwing each around like frisbees #tim/bernard

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [In chat to Bad] Threaten anyone in particular?

Tubbo: What?

Phil: He threatened Missa, according to Missa.

Tubbo: Not the Philza Minecraft sidepiece!

Phil: [Cracking up] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Tubbo: Wait, is he your side-piece or main ho?

Phil: JESUS CHRIST—

#Philza #Phil #Tubbo #QSMP #Pissa #Death Family #April 17 2024 #Very rude to Missa. Phil's reaction was funny #But I personally didn't like that comment that sucked :/ #not a full transcript btw #but saw a VERY innacurate one floating around on Twitter that is being quoted here so it's better than that at least

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#chucky #Bride of Chucky (1998) #Bride of Chucky #90s #90' #1998 #text #quotes #movies #antagonist #fictional character #Rude Fucking Doll

[meteors-lotr]

Thorin to Frodo: First impressions are very important Bilbo: Yet you married me anyway

#Bilbo thinks they had a horrible first meeting and looks back on it constantly #Cause like he was all grumpy and fainted at one point and was kinda rude to Thorin #Meanwhile Thorin had a real rom com love at first sight moment #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #frodo baggins #bilbo baggins #thilbo #bagginshield

[moeblob]

They literally have so much potential in interactions and I refuse to be told otherwise. Like. You want. You wanna tell Demyx focus for five minutes. While. You have playing cards as a weapon and you MUST make your cards appear every conversation to have a thing to do with your hands or else you die.

Luxord is one of the funniest characters in KH and that's saying A LOT cause (gestures at the cast).

#kingdom hearts #luxord #demyx #i do ship them but this wasnt meant as shippy but hey you should also consider them romantically just saying #i still just love the whole demyx telling larxene he got benched in 3 and then luxord appearing #and like haha at least im not benched and then demyx just RUDE?????? :c #luxord and demyx just using their in quotes weapons end quotes bc they are bored is really funny too

[blue-rose-soul]

Vaggie: Alastor, what the hell!?

Charlie: You can't hit a kid!

Alastor: That child was acting like an insufferable brat. Someone had to set it straight.

Charlie: It doesn't matter! You don't hit kids, that's no way to teach them to behave!

Alastor: Well, that's how I was raised.

Vaggie: Who the hell raised you?

Alastor: My mother's murderer.

Charlie: ...

Vaggie: ...

Everyone else in the hotel: ...

Husk: ...Yup, that tracks.

Alastor: ??? :)

#incorrect quotes #source: original #Hazbin Hotel #Vaggie #Charlie Morningstar #Alastor #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #child abuse cw #based on my hc backstory for Alastor #where the man who murdered Alastor's mom took Alastor in out of a sick sense of guilt and Alastor later murdered him #thank you to tumblr user proshipper on ship for helping me come up with it #the kid they're talking about is a cannibal kid who did something rude like putting gum in someone's hair or something like that

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Elena: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…

Tseng: Eyeliner.

Reno: Ball gowns.

Rude: Battle armour.

Shotgun: The blood of your enemies.

Cissnei: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.

Veld: Glasses.

Elena: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.

#incorrect quotes #elena ff7 #elena of the turks #tseng #tseng of the turks #reno ff7 #reno of the turks #rude ff7 #rude of the turks #shotgun ff7 #shotgun of the turks #cissnei #cissnei of the Turks #veld ff7 #veld of the turks #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core #final fantasy vii before crisis

[bibannana]

Echo *makes a phone with his hand and holds it to his ear*: Hello? Yes I see. I understand.

Fives *raises an eyebrow*: What are you doing?

Echo *holds out the "phone" to Fives*: It's for you. The village called, they want their idiot back.

Jesse *chokes on his caf*

Fives *blink*: Hey now-

Taglist: @jiabae @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae @sexy-rex

#echo you rude little- #more like twin jesters #fives was too stunned to speak #poor jesse was just trying to drink his caf #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #arc trooper jesse #echo #fives #jesse #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans #domino twins #long time no see y'all

[sabertoothwalrus]

do you know PricklyAlpaca on youtube / instagram? they just posted a video where they designed a bunch of cursed circus performers which i thought you might like :) https://youtu.be/WIlfk10YHlE?si=m62T8GCM67gJCMwQ

you didn’t know this so I can’t fault you for it but I feel bad because people send me clown stuff all the time and it’s SO SWEET that people, especially strangers, see things and think of me, but I actually kind of hate edgy clowns 🙈 I’m actually kinda picky about what “clowncore” stuff I like and it’s so frustrating that everything from horror clowns to birthday clowns falls under it even though they’re totally different. If there’s blood or knives or smeared makeup I want that as far away from my clowns as possible. it’s not even that I don’t like horror!! I just don’t want clowns in my horror. clowns should be silly and cheer people up :o)

but it’s not just edgy clowns I’m also not really into like, heavily ornamented lacy beaded embroidered “clowns”. They’re pretty, but they’re barely clowns to me. I tend to like ones that look more like clown plushies made for babies. or troll dolls. or muppets.

like look at these lil guys

#clowns #dolls #AUGHHH sorry answering this way feels rude but I never know what to say when I get these kinds of messages 😭 #the thing is even clowns like this will have stupid edgelord quotes like ‘all my friends are dead��� like shut UP. get your irony out of here #can we be genuine. for once. do people only like jesters or harlequins or pierrot because they Don’t Actully Like clowns that much #do you have to make it creepy to make it palettable? i don’t get it. why can’t we like them as they are #you is directed at people in general not question asker

[body-to-flame]

If the body and the life were two things that we could divide, I'd deliver up my shell to be filled with somebody else

#lucy dacus #boygenius #phoebe bridgers #julien baker #historian #the shell #i was listening to this song today #i am busy doing nothing #and you're rudely interrupting #lyrics #lyrics quotes

[marsinoff]

Charles, to Max: Fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you.

#formula 1 #f1 #rude charles' love... :l #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #f1 memes #source: tumblr

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “I bet you think you’re so smart, fooling them all into believing you’re actually worth something! But you’re not, and you never will be! It’s just a matter of time before everyone else figures that out too!”

Person B: “...Sounds an awful lot like projection.”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #rude #angst #angsty #whump #verbal abuse #implied past abuse #bullying #implied past bullying #dark #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion

[electric-plants]

cyno: i’m here because of a complaint i received about you

alhaitham: …..a legitimate one or is this the lead in to another one of your pick up lines?

cyno: a legitimate one

alhaitham: disappointing but not surprising

cyno: i can work a pick up line in if that would make it better….?

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #alhaitham has received five complaints from cyno about stealing his heart #and 46 complaints from others about a supposedly rude demeanor🤔 #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

NEPETA: :33 < there is this neco arc girl who dave thinks looks like me

NEPETA: :33 < i think she is a FAKE and a slut!!

#submission #nepeta thats rude . what happened to feminism #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #nepeta leijon

[icycoldninja]

FFVII incorrect quotes

Cloud: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Tifa: You mean glory days? Cloud: Ah, that too.

Barret: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Aerith : Yeah, you just catch it. Tifa: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Cloud: Then I just use a spear instead. Barret: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

Zack, throwing a pokeball at Sephiroth: Sephiroth, I choose you! Sephiroth, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Rude: Last week, Reno tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Rufus: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch! Dog: just stands there Tseng: He didn’t do it. Rufus: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

Rude : Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Reno : No… not really. Rude : Are you going to do something about it? Reno : Hm… nah.

Cloud: Hey, Vincent, do you have any hobbies? Vincent: Swimming.. Cloud: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Vincent: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Genesis: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Angeal: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Cloud: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Sephiroth, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

#Ffvii incorrect quotes #Ff7 #Ffvii #Sephiroth #tifa lockhart #Barret Wallace #aerith gainsborough #Reno of the turks #rude of the turks #tseng of the turks #rufus shinra #Funny #incorrect quotes #Lol #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos