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Galaxy Steve: my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved
Galaxy Steve: mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing
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bunch of trad doodled headshots of RQ characters but like . AU.
In order:
Farrah (Happy Orange Steve) she/her
Rei (M) he/him
Queen Caliban (The Nightmare King) she/her
Chief Sebastijana (Green Leader) she/her
Seer/the Void (design is a constant wip) he/him
Zahi (Galaxy Steve) he/him
Nuncio (The Violet Whisperer) they/them
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In RQ void wears a "cloak" (despite it clearly being a hoodie) maybe it's the same in TSS and void's true appearance is more like shadow steve or galaxy steve or something
(I think this ask is in response to this post.)
Yeah, and some artists depict TSS!Void wearing a cloak instead of a hood. I personally headcanon Void to look like a grayscale Galaxy Steve with red eyes.
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*at a bank teller window*
Galaxy Steve, in a bad Italian accent: I’d like-a to make-a the deposit.
Bank teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU.
Galaxy Steve: *frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Bank teller: GOSH DARNIT IT’S HIM AGAIN!
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(Rainbow Quest)
Sabre: Do you take constructive criticism?
Galaxy Steve: No, only cash or credit.
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Galaxy Steve: I desire moisture.
Sabre: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Green Steve: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Sabre: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable.
Professor Red: “For science” is a good excuse.
Galaxy Steve: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position” as a perfect reason not to do something.
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Sabre, at checkout: Where is Galaxy Steve?
Rainbow Steve: I think he’s still at the cereal aisle. I’ll go get him. [walks to cereal aisle]
Galaxy Steve: Would you look at these delicious looking cereals...
Rainbow Steve: Come on buddy, let’s go. Everyone is waiting for you.
Galaxy Steve: Okaaaay [walks to checkout]
Sabre: Ahh there you are! Wait, where is Rainbow Steve?
Rainbow Steve, still in cereal aisle: HONEYPOPSSSSSS!
Sabre, shaking head: I swear to god...
(source: x)
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Indigo Steve: Help! I told Galaxy Steve I’d cook dinner tonight but I can’t cook!
Orange Steve, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Seer: Nothing in life is free.
Genesis Steve: Life is free.
Violet Steve: Love is free.
Colle: Adventure is free.
Sharp: Knowledge is free.
Galaxy Steve: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Sabre: I think you met Galaxy Steve the last time you were here.
Rainbow Steve: Yes. He borrowed ten dollars from me and then ate my sandwich.
Galaxy Steve: Nice to see you again!
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Galaxy Steve: A five-letter word for happiness? “Money.”
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Assistant Steve: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons’ Olympics!
Galaxy Steve:
Galaxy Steve: ...Who won gold?
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(Rainbow Quest)
Galaxy Steve: Look, I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sabre: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Time Steve, remembering Galaxy Steve’s life with Indigo Steve: And they were roommates!
Elemental Steve, also remembering: Oh my god, they were roommates.
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Sabre: Our space heater died.
Galaxy Steve, trying not to panic: The...the sun?
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