I was today years old when I learned that Phi Phi / Jaremi’s original plan for the all stars talent show was to recite the entirety of i have a dream while doing a gollum impersonation and now i resent living in a timeline devoid of this priceless art
dahlia sin: finn singing “you’re having my baby” to his then girlfriend even though that was not, in fact, his baby (it’s not like he knew that at the time though)
rock m sakura: when tina hit her head on a fountain and part of that episode becomes a body swap episode
nicky doll: sue sylvester marrying herself
aiden zhane: when sue locked up klaine in an elevator to kiss as a saw trap
brita: the acafellas performing boyz 2 men’s “i wanna s*x you up” at a parent-teacher conference
jan: “well, i didn’t mean to send her to an ACTIVE crack house.”
widow von du: sue sylvester recreating the music video for madonna’s “vogue”
heidi n closet: mercedes protesting the removal of tater tots in the cafeteria
jackie cox: all of “let’s have a kiki/turkey turkey time”
crystal methyd: the nyada acapella group doing a cover of somebody else’s cover of “baby got back” and fox getting a lawsuit
gigi goode: the very concept of fondue for two
jaida essense hall: vocal adrenaline performing “bohemian rhapsody” interspersed with footage of quinn giving birth