#rosie answers

[moonflower-rose]

The WIP Snip One

This one is really embarrassing, I have tags going back months from @thehoneybeet (March 2023!), @wolfpants (May and June!), @tackytigerfic (August '23 and January this year), and more respectably, @citrusses and @thecouchsofa. I'm so bad at this lol.

This WIP currently has no name, but it's both a Drarry and a RONSY.

A RONSY.

AND! I originally started writing it in 2012. Let it be known that I never give up on a WIP and this one is having it's moment now.

A snip for my snip

One of the most common misconceptions following the defeat of You Know Who was that everyone would live Happily Ever After, and that the only sorts of trouble that may mar the otherwise blissful aftermath of the Second Wizarding War would be comparatively minor peccadillos, like your favourite Quidditch team losing a match, or finding you were out of milk having already made a cup of tea.

Harry often thought that perhaps some of his life choices, especially immediately after the aforementioned war, were born of a desire to make that fairytale ending a reality. He attended the parades, and the balls, and the press conferences. He sat for the interviews and answered all the questions (Merlin’s balls, there were a lot of questions), and he completed his NEWTS by correspondence along with Ron, Hermione, and most of his surviving year level. There had been a celebratory ball after that, as well.

He applied for the Auror training programme, and was, of course, accepted. He went out with Ginny Weasley. He set up a charity for orphans, and a charity for dragons, and put in more than his fair share of effort in the Hogwarts Rebuilding Project. He put his foot down when Harry Potter Day was proposed by the Ministry, and when the letter writing campaign had been launched by Witch Weekly, he chose not to press charges for sexual harassment, even though he received hundreds of pairs of underpants in the post because of it. He simply banished them en masse to the bin on the back steps, and tried to see the funny side of it (Ron and Ginny were having no trouble seeing the funny side; if anything, they were having trouble seeing Harry through their hysterical tears of laughter). When he later found Kreacher asleep on a rainbow mountain of knickers at the bottom of an unused cupboard, a pair of lace French-cut pants atop his head like a frilly crown, he closed his eyes, shut the door, and hoped that Kreacher had at least laundered them first.

Harry lived the fairytale determinedly for nine months.

And then one morning, he woke up and changed his mind.

#rosie answers #my fic #wip snip

[cannibaloverlord]

Rosie, Darling!

[They gently kiss her hand before motioning to the three? -Four? Five? It's hard to tell.- Behind them.]

These are my children, Ingo, Emmet, Engi and Terrey, and my granddaughter, Glitchtrick.

(@i-am-3mm3t @i-am-1ngo @liminal-station )

“Oh my golly! You sure have a lot of kids! How do you do it?” She teases, smiling.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin ask blog #rosie answers

[roseverdict]

Thank you so much for the reblog! Here's your daily Mario gif:

!!!!! DAD MOMENCE!!!!! ty!!!!!

#rosie answers #mario

[get-your-fics]

your secret admirer fic is fucking perfection and i thought this: after ozzy is born, eddie and reader are having sex when her milk comes in and eddie just goes completely feral over it, drinking her milk (even if she tries to stop him and tell him it’s for the baby) and deciding right there that baby ozzy is gonna be formula-fed only because his girl’s tits are for him and him alone

I can also see eddie forcing her into anal sex either because he wants to corrupt her as much as possible or he refuses to go the required 6 weeks without sex after ozzy is born. Whether he’s just constantly badgering her until she gives in and lets him take what he wants or he chokes her until she passes out and then has his way with her, i can see either one happening with the eddie you’ve written

<3 u!!

omg yes i could see eddie doing both of these things. he’s one kinky motherfucker. i mean hell he got reader pregnant essentially just for the fun of it 😳

ahhh thank you for the praise as well as sharing your thoughts with me!! 💕

(Secret Admirer)

#rosie answers #anon #rosie's fic headcanons #dark!fic #dark!eddie munson x y/n #dark!eddie munson x you #dark!eddie munson x reader #dark!eddie munson #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #stranger things

[gay-little-fruit]

Hi

Mmm good morning to you too Ash bestie

#mwah thank you #he's so fuckable somebody get me a strap #who said that #rosie answers #ash the legend

[rosebloodcat]

Dont gems normally incubate for several hundred years while forming? Ingo gets gemified in hisui somehow and when he wakes up again its modern day times

Now this one I can see. Maybe Arceus saw the gems through one of the many rifts in the universe and went "oh, those are kinda neat." And when he found out about Ingo getting yoinked to the ancient past thanks to Gira's unstable portal (and probably really late about learning that so any chance of being able to just drop him back in his proper time without any continuity errors was out of the question) so he's like "I have an idea to fix this."

And does his weird arse Creator God thing to make his own Gem out of an already living person and buries/hides Ingo away until time can sych-up properly for him again. And since Gems can look any age they feel, Ingo being "too old" can be fixed all nice and easy!

All the fun of an immortal having to wait till they're in their proper time with none of the Being Awake and Aware for the Wait issues!

However, temporal confusion is probably still an issue along with tons of knowledge Ingo probably shouldn't just Know about his new status kicking around in his skull.

#rosie answers #ingo #pokemon #subway boss ingo #pla #pkmn #warden ingo #submas gem au #gem ingo #now how to make Emmet a gem too #because the HAVE to match #always

[sweetcarrotsandroses97]

Absolutely no pressure, but I'm curious about when you might finish 'spring'...???

Hi, darling!

I'm currently working on it while also writing for another of my projects. I can't give you an exact date of when it'll come out but I am working on it, promise. I haven't forgotten about it as I know so many one of you are waiting to see how it ends!

Thanks for not forgetting about 4 Seasons, though. It means a lot, sweetie.

#rosie answers #lovely anon #anon ask #sweetcarrotsandroses97 #four seasons #spring

[rosielav]

Related to some tags you wrote about naruto on a post recently: I agree that 1 adult stepping in earlier would've fixed everything, but I have a counter point: if Rin had avoided/been protected from getting kidnapped EITHER TIME, literally none of the bad things in the entire show could have happened. My fiance and i talk abt this constantly

You are so right, literally so right

Naruto but 1 singular adult (*cough* the third hokage for instance *cough*)

stepped up and gave Naruto a Hug + Rin being FINE = Naruto: The Slice of Life Ninja Show

#Rosie answers #Thank you for this ask lmao I'm so glad you get it #Also I would watch Naruto the slice of life ninja show in a heartbeat

[rottenrosethorns]

this is just a silly thing but the RIZE PFP IS EVERYTHING (i love her. she was kind of used just as a plot device by the end of TG:re than an actual character but her actual character plot points are so cool omg )

anyways haiiii >:)

hii!!

and nonsense, it's not silly at all! what's silly is that they totally did her dirty when she had so much more potential for the plot ://

but u've got a keen eye and great taste in anime :P

#rosie answers

[gamerbot-22]

Muriel with his new friends/people Asra introduces to him ^

Thought of this, thought you would like it

It takes him a full day and a half to go from “I don’t know or trust you but you must be mildly cool cause Asra likes you” to “I Will Fight The Manifestation Of War For You.”

Thank you very much for this submission! I just got back from a medical procedure (I’m fine no one worry) and I’m WIPED so seeing this made me laugh :D

I might be useless for a day or so going forward but I’m still working on the Red Plague rq and the first part is almost finished!

DNI

#Rosie Rambles #Rosie Answers #The Arcana #Muriel of the Kokhuri

[rosie-with-knives]

I am asking about deretima

Hi!!!!!!!

I got your other ask about seeing my pinned post but I am SO pleased you asked this!! If you have further questions please tell me. The brain rot never stops.

#seriously it makes me SO excited when people ask #congrats on being person 2 to do so!!!!!! #ahhhhh this made my day #PLEASE ask me more #rosie answers #rosie speaks

[moonflower-rose]

ROSIE! Since I'm a buffoon and can't think of anything specific, but I do want to yell at you about your fics, can please tell me about a line from one of your fics that you just think SLAPS

omg happy monday you legend, Matildas tonight!!

i'm going to instantly break the rules and quote multiple lines from possibly the best thing I've ever written, Pissing for England:

“I’m not in charge of Ron’s penis.” He was barely in charge of his own, to be fair. “Perhaps not, but you’d better do something about it, or that penis, and the wanker attached to it, are going to be in very finely diced pieces, very soon!” “It’s too early to be saying ‘penis’,” Neville said sleepily from the other bed, and under a mountainous duvet. “That’s an after breakfast word.” “I pity the life you’ve led, Longbottom, if you’ve not had a reason to say ‘penis’ before breakfast.”

and also:

“Are you just going to grab my wand again like the mannerless oaf you are?” “By wand, do you mean wand, or do you mean penis?” Malfoy moaned, and arched his back. His arse was very nearly perfect. Harry bit his shoulder. “Wand, penis, just grab something and move.” “Please grab the wand before the penis, Harry,” Neville said loudly, and in a very put upon tone. “I feel like I shouldn’t have to ask, after all the complaining about loud pissing this week.”

and finally:

“I think I might be sitting on your wand, Potter,” Malfoy said, and took a whole strip of bacon off Harry’s plate. “Might be my penis, actually,” Harry said, and Neville, who had just walked in from the sitting room, turned directly around and back the way he came. Ron frowned at them. “You’re not going to be humping each other all over the flat, are you? That’s not good housemate etiquette.” Malfoy brandished a fork at him. “Don’t think I won’t still kill you, Weasley.” Harry started to laugh, and went to hoist Malfoy up and off to their room for another round, before realising he was not in a decent state to be seen, and promptly sat down again. “Ron, you might want to turn around for a minute.” “Why,” Ron said warily. “His erect penis,” Malfoy said, emphasising the ‘tee’ and ‘pee’ as obnoxiously as possible. “AFTER BREAKFAST, IT’S ALL I ASK!” Neville shouted from the sitting room.

I don't have much of a story to tell about these particular words, except I found them really funny to write, and I have been the unfortunate housemate of more than one arsehole who was incapable of using any consideration at all when bringing a special friend home, so Neville's struggles were very relatable to me.

Ron's loud pissing (not quoted here) is also inspired by my life wherein my brother is Ron (loud pisser), my late father is Harry trying to excuse the noisy urination, and Draco is my very peturbed uncle who was staying with us one Christmas and who found it extraordinary that nobody at breakfast but him was put out by the deafening pee and lack of toilet etiquette (pissing against the side and not directly down into the water like a hydrant). I was disturbed for the record, but likewise I had given up years before on rehabilitation and had simply moved out so I didn't have to listen to it daily anymore and just on major religious holidays.

#my asks #rosie answers #my fic #penis is an after breakfast word #drarry

[cannibaloverlord]

Rosie! I'm here for that visit.

I thought it was about time I swung by. Don't question the vibrating cat, I don't know why he does that.

“Oh yes, I remember you darling! Want me to show you around?”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin ask blog #rosie answers

[roseverdict]

would you be willing to stop publicly answering the scam asks? they're almost definitely automated and won't see your responses, but seeing them on my dash makes me sad - it's bad enough getting em in my own inbox

i completely understand where you're coming from, but i just wouldn't feel right not doing it. like, if me publicly answering scam asks to dunk on them helps other people who maybe are still on the fence about whether or not they're legit, i want to do that. i want to keep people from being lied to. ntm the fact that these dirtbags make minor changes to their URLs so frequently that, if somebody doesn't yet know how these kinds of scams work, they might end up trying to google the blog handle or something and not think to check variations for scamminess.

i'm not articulating this very well probably orz the curse of ten-to-3-AM. point is i'm well aware the scammers don't care, but i'm not answering for the scammers. i'm answering for the people who might have been targeted by the scammers and might need convincing that they're trying to scam them.

but anyway. likely-badly-articulated reasoning aside, i do tag any scam asks i answer with the tag "#scammers" in case you want to block it, though i may switch to "#scam asks" just so that other scammer-related stuff (IE, things to keep an eye out for) doesn't necessarily get lumped in with the actual scammers themselves.

scam doesn't even feel like a word anymore

#rosie answers #re: #scammers #yeah see that? the 're:' tag? yeah it's one of those ideas i had a while back that would get a LOT more useful if tumblr's tagging system #got a lot more comprehensive really really fast #but as it is rn it's only good for the express purpose of isolating #'posts/RBs that have a connection to a specific thing but arent that thing themselves' #so. might make a new tag just for the actual scammers. don't even wanna call 'em ''scam artists'' bc this aint art

[get-your-fics]

Secret admirer reader would be the hot trailer park mom and Eddie would be the dad who fights any man trying to get with his girl, or has slept with his girl because she hates Eddie.

NO CUZ THIS!!!

i feel like they’d have regular screaming matches that are so loud the whole trailer park can hear them 😭 and everyone would be gossiping the next day like “did you hear y/n slept with timothy again” akfjjdjs

but jealous, territorial eddie >>> 🥵😩

i could also see the whole trailer park coming together to raise their kid cuz lord knows they ain’t doing a good job

thanks for the ask! “Secret Admirer”

#rosie answers #anon #rosie’s fic headcanons #dark!fic #dark!eddie munson x y/n #dark!eddie munson x you #dark!eddie munson x reader #dark!eddie munson #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #stranger things

[gay-little-fruit]

Is it obvious that most of my non-fic WIPs turn into thrillers and mysteries-

I mean it's the only way coz thrillers are superior idc

#if i had two working braincells id do it too #i just procrastinate instead #rosie answers #mutuals uwu