#roonil wazlib

[pjomakesyourkidsgay]

thinking about a hp x pjo crossover

mr.d is gonna explode once he learns about roonil wazlib

#🪐 — thoughts #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #hp #harry potter #dionysus #roonil wazlib

[ratabrasileira]

HP Portraits

Ronald Bilius Weasley

#hp #hp fanart #hp portraits #weasley is our king #ronald bilius weasley #ron weasley #roonil wazlib

[asktheheirofslytherin]

May I please join your esteemed ranks, I speak several languages and am extremely loyal to you cause, my lord

You sound promising. Are you of age and have at least one wizarding parent? What languages can you speak?

I look forward to your initiation.

#voldemort #lord voldemort #death eaters #death eater recruit #recruiting #itsmeroonilwazlib #ROONIL WAZLIB #thank you for making that particular gem of a joke into a username #prescheduled volding

[queenpiranhadon]

Deciding to settle a debate between me and some friends

In Harry Potter, when Ron Weasley says the words Eat slugs, what form of magic is it?

Yes most of these are extremely stupid, but I need accurate information on what people believe

#harry potter #potterhead #ron weasley #roonil wazlib #eat slugs #bro no me and my friends were literally arguing about this during math today #and one of my friends is like nO iT’s ThIs #and i’m like bitch you can’t be educating ME in the wizarding world #funniest part is that one of them has only watched like one of the movies and that’s it #uncultured swine

[scl-ana]

been too scared to post my traditonal gouache stuff lately but here's a lil gouache ron with his scars, which were surprisingly fun to draw.

#harry potter #ron weasley #roonil wazlib #ronald weasley #help theres do many tags for his name?? #gouache #traditional art #fanart #my art

[queerwrock]

Gay Wizard Rock

A Ship Called AS/S (Ginny’s Boy) by The First Task Is Dragons

Black Hand, Long White Beard by The Quaffle Kids

Broom Ride by Voldi & the Morts

Dumbledore is Gay (and that’s OK!) by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills

Dumbledore’s Secret by The Hinky Punks

Fairytale of Godric’s Hollow by Voldi & the Morts

Footnote by Split Seven Ways

Gay Days Ahead by Totally Knuts (Album)

Gryffindor by HEAD BOY

He’s The One I Adore by The First Task Is Dragons

I Came Home (Live) by Brian Rosenthal and Joe Walker

I Watch You Slip Away by Split Seven Ways

Mull Things Over by The First Task Is Dragons

My Mirror is My Best Friend by Roonil Wazlib

Oliver Would by The First Task Is Dragons

Poetry in Motion by How Airplanes Fly

Rabbi Crabbe and Goyle the Mohel by The First Task Is Dragons

Ravenclaw by HEAD BOY

Seamus and Dean by Totally Knuts

Sing for you in the dead of night by Klari and SerenaEW

Supernova by OwlsWithFins

The Ballad of Mad-Eye Moody by VStheUniverse

The one that once you were by Pablo Flores Torres

The Real Story of Aberforth’s Goat (Live In Hogsmeade) by The First Task Is Dragons

The Summer of Albus and Gellert by The First Task Is Dragons

To Scorpius, From Albus Severus by rock-n-rollin-heart

Voldemort is Awesome by Draco and the Malfoys

Who by The First Task Is Dragons

Who Now? by Wolfsbane

Wizards Loving Wizards by Tom Riddle and Friends (Album)

Wizards Loving Wizards by Totally Knuts (Album)

Wrock Snob The Opera Act 1 (The Wizard Rock Land Under Attack) by Wrock Snob The Opera

Masterlist

See also: Drarry and Wolfstar

#gay wrock #wizard rock #grindeldore #totally knuts #starkid #pablo flores torres #draco and the malfoys #how airplanes fly #tom riddle and friends #roonil wazlib #split seven ways #justin finch-fletchley and the sugar quills #voldi and the morts #wolfsbane #the quaffle kids #bisexual harry #head boy #the first task is dragons #wrock snob the opera #rock-n-rollin-heart #owlswithfins #klari #serenaEW #VStheUniverse

[the-technicolor-yawn]

i’m literally the number one ron weasley enthusiast in history

#ron weasley #harry potter #roonil wazlib

[the-deamus-kid]

#roonil wazlib

[schprotte]

Just saw a post that made me want to reread Harry Potter. I literally still think it’s good lol. You guys are just mad that awful, evil, bigoted people can write decent prose and try to distance yourself from it because any kind of morally complex thought feels icky and dangerous.

Abusers make art. Criminals make art. And that art is not necessarily and extension of their abuse, it might be, but maybe it’s just something else in the vastness of the human experience.

What’s the point of saying Harry Potter is good? Isn’t that supporting the Franchise that JK Rowling is still profiting from? Isn’t it just taking the wrong side in a loud online fight?

It’s what I think, that’s what.

#is this coherent? #anyway I hope jk Rowling gets banned off twitter or whatever #the hp movies are all bad even the good ones #roonil wazlib

[jesminakthar01]

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[ijustssnappe]

#severus snape #snape #snape community #pro snape #harry potter #pro severus snape #severus #quotes #harry potter polls #polls

[dark-elf-writes]

Stepdad Harry is living the mass market paperback romance DREAM. Moves to a sleepy little town as a single mom and falls in love with his next door neighbour who also happens to be the local sheriff. To really seal the deal, Harry's smuggle job needs to be writer. He is basically writing biographies under a pseudonym and just name changes for all the characters. He's a best seller.

Harry who has only ever wanted to be ordinary and have a family would such a mundane escapist fantasy. Like his one desire in life would to essentially be in a Hallmark movie. He doesn’t want money, he doesn’t want fame, he just wants a quiet life where he doesn’t have to fight constantly, the assurance that his kids are safe, and a family that loves him.

Only three people know what his job is. Hermione finds it both hilarious and oddly fitting that he became a romance author in the middle of nowhere America. Ron wishes Harry didn’t publish under Roonil Wazlib. Charlie is just glad that writing a million happy endings drives some of those shadows from Harry’s eyes that seemed ever present when he first moved in.

#the elf talks #harry potter #twilight #Bella loves his books and finds out after she moves in that Harry wrote them #both of them are incredibly awkward about it #stepdad Harry

[thereaderarchive]

thereaderarchive reads PS (6)

*Sixth-year Roonil Wazlib CACKELS in the background*

Stop it!!! HE'S SO CUTE! HE LOST TWO (2) POINTS and he's so worried about it!

Ron's cute too, they are at that point where they aren't exactly friends so he has to ask Harry if he can go too. A couple of months and he will be in his "if you try to hurt my Harry you'll have to hurt me first" era. An era that lasts a lifetime because this is a Ron Weasley Defense Squad account.

#harry james potter #harry and ron brotp #severus snape #ron weasley defense squad #thereaderarchive reads ps #canon hp

[creepy-coriiii]

Why is harry potter the most sassy teenager ever im dead

 ‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’

‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’

- ‘Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?’

‘Yes,’ said Harry stiffly.

‘Yes, sir.’

‘There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.’

- ‘This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?’

‘Yes,’ said Harry firmly.

‘Then why,’ asked Snape, ‘does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?’

Harry’s heart missed a beat.

‘That’s my nickname,’ he said.’

“Your nickname,” repeated Snape.

“Yeah… that’s what my friends call me,” said Harry.

- "Why have you got all these letters, Mr. Potter?"

"People have written to me because I gave an interview," said Harry. "About what happened to me last June."

"An interview?" repeated Umbridge, her voice thinner and higher than ever. "What do you mean?"

"I mean a reporter asked me questions and I answered them," said Harry.

- "They stuff people's heads down toilet the first day at Stonewall, "he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"

"No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

- “Malfoy is a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you”

"Yea, I wonder what it would be like having a difficult life”

- [Vernon Dursley] “Listening to the news? Again?”

“Well, it changes every day you see”.

- Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. “Just do what I did, Harry!” “What, drop my wand?”

- “Got plenty of special features, hasn't it?" said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. "Shame it doesn't come with a parachute — in case you get too near a Dementor." Crabbe and Goyle sniggered.

"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy," said Harry. "Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

- “This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”

- “You think you’re such a big man, Potter,” said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. “You wait. I’ll have you. You can’t land my father in prison —“

“I thought I just had,” said Harry.

“The dementors have left Azkaban,” said Malfoy quietly. “Dad and the others’ll be out in no time….”

“Yeah, I expect they will,” said Harry. “Still, at least everyone knows what scumbags they are now —“

- [Narcissa Malfoy] I see that being Dumbledore’s favourite has given you a false sense of security, Harry Potter. But Dumbledore won’t always be there to protect you.”

Harry looked mockingly all around the shop. “Wow… look at that… he’s not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!”

- “Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry—”

“They won't,” said Harry.

“That you're safe—”

“That'll just depress them.”

“—and you'll see them next summer.”

“Do I have to?”

- [Rita Skeeter] "Congratulations, Harry!" she said, beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness of the scoring?"

"Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye."

Not to mention this legendary line by Ronald Bilius Weasley himself:

[Lavender Brown] "Oh, Professor, look! I think I've got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"

"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.

"Can I look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" said Ron.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #harry potter books #harry potter movies #big mood #ron weasley #gryffindor #slytherin

[gimme-gimme-georgie-weasley]

my dad misspelled my name so badly for this family day ticket it's the same energy as roonil wazlib

#elle rambles

[moonlightdancer26]

On the Twins’s sense of humor being more “Funny” than James Potter’s, it isn’t actually. They have endangered lives as a joke on more than one occasion.

Like locking Percy up in Pyramid. Percy might’ve died or at least been seriously injured. (Remember Bill wasn’t in Egypt for a vacation, He was there because the Pyramids had curses). Later, in Book 5, The Twins nearly got Montague killed by locking him in the vanishing cabinet.

Not sure if this is true but I heard that in some book, Ron implied that Fred or George killed a pet he used to have.

Good job comprehending what I said, you definitely didn’t state something that I was already aware of. You’re right, anon. I said the twins’ sense of humour is funnier than James. Funnier. I don’t recall saying “all those moments of them endangering other people’s lives and being shitty is actually 100% hilarious and they deserve no criticism whatsoever!!” anywhere on my post.

Yeah, the twins obviously endangered people’s lives and went too far a lot of the times; I, of all people, know how cruel the twins can be. I’ve literally made countless posts defending Perce and bashing the twins for their actions. But the point of my post was that the Marauders comparison is inaccurate (for many reasons), one of the reasons was that at least the twins were still funny characters. They still made and pulled actually-humorous comments and pranks (“What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?” “Gred and Feorge” “Roonil Wazlib” etc). Even if someone didn’t like them, they could at least appreciate their wit. My point is that they were funnier than James and Sirius, because there was pretty much no room for enjoyment when we look at the things the Marauders did, the Marauders themselves seemed to be the only people who think they’re funny. None of their “jokes” on page were actually chuckle-worthy to me, unlike the twins. And remember that humour is subjective, Nonnie. For example, some people might find the nickname “Snivellus” funny while some people (including myself) don’t, so saying “actually you’re wrong! these people aren’t funny!!” isn’t exactly a strong argument. Despite being critical of the dangerous things they’ve pulled, I can still appreciate the twins’ sense of humour while you can’t, that’s okay. Some people find certain comedians funny while others can’t, that’s okay too.

Anyway, I’ve had a good but tiring day and I need a nap soon, I’m sorry if this might’ve sounded a bit harsh, anon.

#anti marauders #not sure what else to tag #harry potter #hp #ask #asks