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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months
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My roommate replaced me with a houseplant, and when I asked them why they said, “It cleans better. Also, it doesn’t have ADHD.”
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dreamzenwrld · 9 months
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wild thoughts | l.jn [mdni!!]
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genre: smut. just general filth. roommate!au
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warnings & info: afab!reader, sub!jeno, hair pulling, unprotected sex (pls use a condom), dumbification if you squint, jeno is blonde, oral (m receiving), reader calls jeno "puppy" a lot, creampie, begging, lmk if i missed anything!
being jeno's roommate was easy enough. he was quiet, always did his share of the chores, and his dumb puppy moments were mostly endearing and oftentimes hilarious.
emphasis on 'mostly.'
one thing that made being jeno's roommate so difficult was how fucking sexy he was. his warm weather wardrobe consisted exclusively of tank tops and muscle tees — sometimes he didn't even bother with a shirt at all. he was so fun to look at; you'd find yourself staring at his biceps while he cooked you both dinner or at the veins in his hands while he defeated you in mariokart. combine his complete lack of self-awareness with general stupidity, and you'd occasionally get that dumbstruck puppy look on his face that was just so cute, but a sliver of the time made you melt into a puddle.
one time, he came out in a pair of shorts (if you wanted to call that glorified denim thong 'shorts') that were obviously yours with the assumption that his own shorts had simply shrunk in the wash. when you explained his ill thought process, he stared at you with this sweet, confused look on his face, but you couldn't stop thinking about the way the muscles in his thighs flexed when he pulled the shorts down from his tiny waist and off of his body to hand you your shorts back. the fact that he had absolutely no idea what he was doing, somehow, made it a million times worse.
so, it was anything but a surprise when jeno barged into your bedroom, shirtless with a frying pan in his hand, ready to defend you from whatever monstrosity was inducing such breathy shouts of his name. jeno quickly came to find that the catalyst for such vocalizations was nothing more than your vibrator and you picturing him in your head.
"o-oh," he stammered. "um, i'm sorry. i thought you were calling out because there was a bug or something."
you laid in your bed, thighs opened with your vibrator (now on off mode) sitting between your legs, your dripping cunt on full display for the blushing boy in your doorway.
"were you gonna kill a roach with a frying pan, jen?" you asked.
his face reddened more, if possible, and he timidly put the pan behind his back. "oh, uhm..."
you shift around your bed, opting to position yourself on your knees. "you know, you are so cute when you act all clueless like that."
jeno blinked. "i'm not pretending-"
"i know," you said, shuffling towards the edge of your bed. "but the way you act just makes me want to fucking devour you."
jeno, at this point, felt like the one melting. "you think about me when you- you know?"
"of course," you said slyly while inching further towards him. "don't you think about me?"
jeno's eyes widened and the pan behind his back hit the ground with a thud. he began stammering incoherent sounds, wiping his clammy hands against his gray sweatpants that perfectly displayed his hard-on.
you smile at his shy demeanor. "why don't you show me what you think about, baby?"
jeno inched towards you slowly, barely making full steps. once he was close enough to the edge of your bed, you pulled at the waistband of his sweats until the two of you were face-to-chest, nodding at him to sit down to which he obliged.
as you placed yourself in his lap to straddle him, you wrapped your arms around his neck and he struggled to find a place to set his sweaty hands, opting for one on your knee and one gripping the bedsheet. after making yourself comfortable and ruining his sweatpants with your wetness, you stared down at him only to be met with that same god-forsaken dumb puppy look. you grinned, then proceeded to grind down on his hard dick, watching his face shift from the wide-eyed puppy look to one of pleasure — eyes rolled back, biting his lip to stifle his moans, and eyebrows furrowed.
"is this what you think of, puppy?" you ask him in a sing-song voice. "is this what goes through your mind when you're touching that pretty dick of yours?"
the boy whined, nodding in response. "y-yes."
"that's too bad," you said with a soft giggle. "because i think of something much, much worse."
jeno let out his first unfiltered moan as you continued the grinding and dirty talk. his hand had been navigating upwards away from your knee and up your thigh, the other still gripping the stained bedsheet beneath him.
"i wanna know," he moaned out. "i want you to show me what you think about. please."
you halted your movements and jeno responded with a whimper. "you want me to show you what i think about doing to you, puppy?"
he nodded rapidly.
you removed yourself from his lap, taking yourself down to the floor on your knees without breaking eye contact. your next steps were so, blatantly obvious, but he still sat there with that clueless expression on his face, wide-eyed and cute and with all the feigned innocence in the world.
you pulled down his waistband enough to reveal his cock, the pink tip already leaking precum. you brought your mouth to his dick and you were immediately met with the most pornographic moans you'd ever heard in your life. his hand shifted to your hair, his fingers getting lost in the strands while the other still remained glued to the sheets.
you dragged your tongue along the length of his veiny cock, inducing shaky, moany breaths out of the boy. you wrapped your mouth around the head of his dick and sucked ever so lightly before taking as much of him as you possibly could down your throat. you bobbed your head up and down his dick as tears threatened to fall from jeno's eyes, him already feeling incredibly overwhelmed.
his hips stuttered and his dick hit the back of your throat, which he immediately followed with groans of apologies. you removed your mouth from his dick, eliciting a small whine before you began jerking him off with your hand.
"you about to come, puppy?" you asked teasingly. "or do you just wanna fuck me that bad?"
jeno stared down at you with his wide eyes and red face. he gulped, releasing a breathy sigh, and stuttered a soft "both," before thrusting up once again, this time into your hand.
you removed your hand from his dick and rose up from your knees. you guided jeno towards the head of your bed, pushing his back against the wall and removing his sweatpants and boxers in the process. you straddled him once again, barely gracing your wet pussy over his hard, yearning dick.
"tell me, puppy," you whispered into his ear. "how badly do you want me to fuck you?"
jeno let out a loud, drawn out whine before burying his face in your neck out of embarrassment.
"is my puppy embarrassed?" you asked, lacing your fingers in his white-blonde hair. you pulled lightly at his hair to reveal his face to you. "you need to answer me."
there it was. that dumbfounded look, but this time he looked so fucked out, so corrupted, and so god damn beautiful. he up stared at you with his glossy eyes, swallowing his pride, and mumbled out his response.
"i want you to fuck me so badly."
you tsked, pulling harder at his hair. "i can't hear you puppy."
he moaned, responding again with clearer and much more vulgar words. "please, please fuck me. i want you to ride me and call me your pretty little puppy; i want you to make me cry and scream and tell me how much of a good boy i am and i wan—fuck—i wanna cum inside you so bad, please. please fuck m-"
you cut his begging off with a kiss, his words getting lost in your mouth as you shifted to envelope his dick between the walls of your pussy. he moaned loudly into your mouth as you sunk further down his shaft, eyes rolling into the back of his head as he bottomed out.
“god, you feel so good, puppy,” you groaned out. “you’re so big. you fill me up so well. your dick made just for me, wasn’t it?”
jeno whimpered as he nodded, shifting his hands around until he settled with one gripping your upper thigh and one on your waist under your shirt. you slowly began to move, rising up and sinking down to find the best pace for your and jeno’s pleasure. jeno could barely keep his eyes open, his head writhing around as you fastened your pace exponentially before settling on a speed that had jeno releasing the loudest, raunchiest moans with his eyes squeezed shut and his head thrown back against your headboard.
you bounced mercilessly on his cock, balancing yourself by gripping his shoulders and digging your fingernails into his skin. both of his hands had found themselves resting on your ass, occasionally squeezing as you rode him. his dick reached every pleasure-inducing corner within you and filled you so well. you’d be lying if you said you weren’t struggling to stay sane.
you knew once one of his hands traveled from your ass to in between your folds to rub your clit that he was getting close, and now with the pressure against your clit you were edging close to orgasm, too.
“f-fuck, y/n,” jeno stuttered out. “i’m not gonna last much longer.”
you picked up your pace and grinded against his fingers, chasing your own high. “you don’t cum until i say so, puppy.”
jeno whined and began rubbing your clit almost violently, determined to get you off before he came. you felt the pleasure pooling in the pit of your stomach and your pussy tightening around his dick, signaling you were near orgasm.
“fuck,” you groan out. “need you to cum with me, puppy.”
jeno’s mouth was agape, unable to conjure words, so he responded with a soft nod as you tightened even more around his cock and rode him into oblivion. in seconds you released loud moans as you convulsed around his dick, and jeno ripped out one last groany whine as he released inside you, his cum dripping out of your pussy around his dick.
sticky sweat plagued your bodies as you both caught your breaths. jeno’s once wide-eyed look had been replaced with a drowsy, post-sex glow and his eyes drooped as he fought to stay awake.
“you did so good, puppy,” you said into his neck as you rested your head on his shoulder. “such a good boy for me.”
jeno responded with a hum.
“let’s rest just a second and then we can shower, okay?” you said.
jeno nodded. “that sounds good. oh, and y/n?”
“yes?”
“you have one active ass imagination.”
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kindlyanni · 26 days
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Some cute details from my comic zine Roommate.
You can buy the pdf HERE!!!
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chrishallbeck · 9 months
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Approval.
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vindictivenerdcels · 3 months
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"You know that boxed juice contains half of the sugar intake you are supposedly consume in one day, right? Not the healthiest thing out there, especially noting the way you eat and never workout. It's really not that good,"
I'm fuming. That son of a bitch really agitated me. Is he fucking for real? 3 days inside my body and he started speaking like that? And for fuck sake, why did I instantly opened up the fridge the way he used to be? This is getting out of control. This is not the natural dynamic between us and this needs to stop. But how the fuck can that happen? I don't even know how on Earth we ended up in each other's bodies
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nansheonearth · 3 months
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Manifesting gender critical roommates for me and my friend this year. Manifesting gender critical roommates for any of y'all looking for roommates.
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you sit at the piano bench. there are a few easels scattered around the room, with canvases on them, paintings left finished and unfinished alike. the sun catches on the prism you and your housemate put in the window, scattering rainbows across the room. plants spill over everything, vines and leaves swaying.
your housemate is in the kitchen, humming as they sway their way through some cake batter. there's flour on their nose. the radio is on, and quiet chatter fills the room.
you don't talk. you don't need to.
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synthe4u · 29 days
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You don't remember when you agreed to share a house with your friend, but you sure as hell don't regret it.
Sure, he may be noisy sometimes, but he's a good friend. He also pays his half of the bills on time.
You're usually the cook and he cleans the dishes. He says it's because he's the Soap you need, but you suppose the joke flew over your head.
Speaking of flying, he once threw one of his friends into the window. You're glad you're not renting a place anymore, but now he had to pay for the damage.
You don't remember his friend's name, but you know he is also a coworker of your roommate.
Your roommate, Johnny, is also very active. Whenever he's not doing something else, he's exercising in the small gym you two have in the house.
It might just be why he decided to buy the house, because of the gym.
masterlist
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gnarleyrae · 5 days
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POV : im you’re new roommate and this is the most clothing you see me in when im at the house
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calware · 6 months
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my roommate is a saint because they listen to me talk about homestuck constantly. they also really like hal but don't want to read the comic itself so i had them read ersatz abyss (which they really liked) and for anyone who hasn't read the fic, equius is in it so i had to explain his whole deal with like.... his casteism, his treatment of aradia, etc.
anyways. fast forward to several months of having known about equius, i was talking to them some more about him and said something along the lines of "it's kind of uncomfortable how often the sex jokes are incorporated into his character, what with him being 13 and all" and they were like "WHAT???? HE'S 13???"
I HADN'T MENTIONED HIS AGE UNTIL THIS POINT... THEY THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE SOME 21-YEAR-OLD GREASY COLLEGE-AGED KID. and now i'm wondering what ages all of the other characters would be interpreted as if the audience didn't have an age to go off of
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months
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I needed my roommate's bones for a school project.
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otwicepairing · 4 months
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roommate/∞
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kindlyanni · 3 months
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Roommate
Mikael is on a mission to get his hands on the limited edition special cake at his local café but the place is packed. He ends up sharing the table with a goth guy and his laptop. There's something strange about him and it's not the fact that he writes fan fiction for a living.
A comic zine I made in 2018 24 B/W comic pages made with ink + 10 pages of sketches and illustrations Size B5
Pdf available in itch.io
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memeswithbaum · 17 days
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chaos-has-theories · 1 year
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I promised I'd post this - I'm a little late, but here goes: @buggachat my roommate got inspired by the felt keychains and wanted to join. These two darlings are made from cheap polymer clay.
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They had more clay than necessary for just LB, so there's a little Chat Noir to accompany her!
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When you have to study...but youre out of time
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